KINDA MAKES YOU LOOK WEAK. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN YOU TRIPPED A SKINNY LITTLE KID TO IMPRESS THAT GIRL, AND SHE FELT BAD FOR HIM INSTEAD OF THINKING YOU WERE TOUGH?
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Man, I bet you can't shower either, you might accidentally ingest some water
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GUYS, MY TOOTH PASTE HAS SODIUM FLUORIDE IN IT.
THERES NO WARNING ABOUT POISON => SODIUM FLUORIDE ISN'T POISONOUS CASE PROVED |
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Dr.Ken Toms of Maine |
Coolinator do you enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage?
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I bet he rubs his armpits with Arm and Hammer mixed with the juice of a million mint leaves.
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Desert Essence has tea tree oil. :lol
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Dr. Ken uses SODIUM FLUORIDE. :eek http://www.drkens.net/contact.asp Toms does have a fluoride free paste but even they say Quote:
They also use hydrated silica which will wear away tooth enamel. :\ |
I'm sure he won't completely ignore that. Give yourself 5 proving Coolie wrong points.
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I want him to completely ignore it. I want him to ignore it to the point he just shuts up about it. Probably not going to happen though.
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Oh and just to keep us on track.
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There are non-Fluoride brands. I use those. Also, Sodium Fluoride is the main ingredient in rat poison. |
Oh, for fuck's sake
FAT KIDS WERE PRETTY FUNNY IN SCHOOL, THEY RAN AWAY AND SHOOK LIKE JELLO JIGGLERS WHEN OTHER CHILDREN THREW HALF-EATEN SANDWICHES AND LUNCHBOXES AT THEM AND THAT SUMS UP EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP NO NEED TO THANK ME YOU CAN STOP ADDING TO THE CONVERSATION NOW |
I'm going to make a new thread just for Sodium fluoride.
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YOU WOULDN'T THROW YOUR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, THEY WERE TOO SOFT TO HURT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE MISCONSTRUED AS A REWARD. IT WAS A ROOKIE MOVE, PRETTY MUCH
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OF COURSE, YOU COULD THROW THEIR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, PROVIDED YOU SMASHED THEM FIRST. IF IT WAS A PACKAGE OF TWINKIES OR SWISS ROLLS YOU COULD DO IT TWICE. BECAUSE THERE WERE TWO PER PACK. IT WASN'T JUST FUNNY BECAUSE THE FAT KID'S FEELINGS WERE HURT, IT WAS ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WASTE A TWINKIE.
IF THE FAT KID STARTED CRYING AND TRIED TO EAT THE SMASHED TREAT THROUGH THEIR OWN TEARS YOU WERE THE COOL KID FOR THE DAY |
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I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.
THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS |
BONUS POINTS IF THEIR MOM HAD SNUCK THEM A SODA AND YOU MANAGED TO STEAL THAT TOO
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