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Tadao May 5th, 2010 03:55 PM

KINDA MAKES YOU LOOK WEAK. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN YOU TRIPPED A SKINNY LITTLE KID TO IMPRESS THAT GIRL, AND SHE FELT BAD FOR HIM INSTEAD OF THINKING YOU WERE TOUGH?

RaNkeri May 5th, 2010 03:55 PM

Man, I bet you can't shower either, you might accidentally ingest some water

TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 684149)
Man, I bet you can't shower either, you might accidentally ingest some water

My water supply isn't fluoridated.

RaNkeri May 5th, 2010 03:57 PM

GUYS, MY TOOTH PASTE HAS SODIUM FLUORIDE IN IT.

THERES NO WARNING ABOUT POISON => SODIUM FLUORIDE ISN'T POISONOUS

CASE PROVED

TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 684151)
GUYS, MY TOOTH PASTE HAS SODIUM FLUORIDE IN IT.

THERES NO WARNING ABOUT POISON => SODIUM FLUORIDE ISN'T POISONOUS

CASE PROVED

Brand? Picture?

Dimnos May 5th, 2010 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 684152)
Brand? Picture?

I could ask you the same thing.

Esuohlim May 5th, 2010 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 684144)
Do they add beer to the water supply? Do you brush your teeth everyday with beer?

Uh, no, alcohol is a poison. In small amounts it's ok, but that doesn't mean it's still not a poison. I refuse!

TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 684156)
I could ask you the same thing.

Desert Essence
Dr.Ken
Toms of Maine

Esuohlim May 5th, 2010 04:43 PM

Coolinator do you enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage?

TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 684160)
Coolinator do you enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage?

More personal questions?

Colonel Flagg May 5th, 2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 684158)
Desert Essence
Dr.Ken
Toms of Maine

I assume this means you brush your teeth with "Tom's of Maine" toothpaste, yes?

:lol

Tadao May 5th, 2010 04:59 PM

I bet he rubs his armpits with Arm and Hammer mixed with the juice of a million mint leaves.

Dimnos May 5th, 2010 05:16 PM

Desert Essence has tea tree oil. :lol

Quote:

Tea tree oil should not be used orally; there are reports of toxicity after consuming tea tree oil by mouth.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tea...ent-teatreeoil

Dr. Ken uses SODIUM FLUORIDE. :eek

http://www.drkens.net/contact.asp

Toms does have a fluoride free paste but even they say

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toms
Fluoride is currently the only toothpaste ingredient recognized by the US Food and Drug Administration to prevent cavities.

Their fluoride free paste instead uses glycerin which is only mildly toxic when ingested. However the way you tell it, toxic is toxic.

They also use hydrated silica which will wear away tooth enamel. :\

Tadao May 5th, 2010 05:21 PM

I'm sure he won't completely ignore that. Give yourself 5 proving Coolie wrong points.

Dimnos May 5th, 2010 05:27 PM

I want him to completely ignore it. I want him to ignore it to the point he just shuts up about it. Probably not going to happen though.

Dimnos May 5th, 2010 05:28 PM

Oh and just to keep us on track.


TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 684169)
Desert Essence has tea tree oil. :lol

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tea...ent-teatreeoil

Dr. Ken uses SODIUM FLUORIDE. :eek

http://www.drkens.net/contact.asp

Toms does have a fluoride free paste but even they say

Their fluoride free paste instead uses glycerin which is only mildly toxic when ingested. However the way you tell it, toxic is toxic.

They also use hydrated silica which will wear away tooth enamel. :\


There are non-Fluoride brands. I use those.

Also, Sodium Fluoride is the main ingredient in rat poison.

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 06:20 PM

Oh, for fuck's sake

FAT KIDS WERE PRETTY FUNNY IN SCHOOL, THEY RAN AWAY AND SHOOK LIKE JELLO JIGGLERS WHEN OTHER CHILDREN THREW HALF-EATEN SANDWICHES AND LUNCHBOXES AT THEM AND THAT SUMS UP EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP NO NEED TO THANK ME YOU CAN STOP ADDING TO THE CONVERSATION NOW

TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 06:22 PM

I'm going to make a new thread just for Sodium fluoride.

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 06:24 PM

YOU WOULDN'T THROW YOUR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, THEY WERE TOO SOFT TO HURT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE MISCONSTRUED AS A REWARD. IT WAS A ROOKIE MOVE, PRETTY MUCH

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 06:28 PM

OF COURSE, YOU COULD THROW THEIR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, PROVIDED YOU SMASHED THEM FIRST. IF IT WAS A PACKAGE OF TWINKIES OR SWISS ROLLS YOU COULD DO IT TWICE. BECAUSE THERE WERE TWO PER PACK. IT WASN'T JUST FUNNY BECAUSE THE FAT KID'S FEELINGS WERE HURT, IT WAS ALSO FUNNY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WASTE A TWINKIE.

IF THE FAT KID STARTED CRYING AND TRIED TO EAT THE SMASHED TREAT THROUGH THEIR OWN TEARS YOU WERE THE COOL KID FOR THE DAY

TheCoolinator May 5th, 2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 684185)
YOU WOULDN'T THROW YOUR HOSTESS SNACKS AT THEM, THEY WERE TOO SOFT TO HURT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE MISCONSTRUED AS A REWARD. IT WAS A ROOKIE MOVE, PRETTY MUCH

I used to be very fond of those little Debbie chocolate cakes with the white icing. If I was a fat kid I'd love to get my hands on those. :love

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 06:33 PM

I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.

THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS

Grislygus May 5th, 2010 06:34 PM

BONUS POINTS IF THEIR MOM HAD SNUCK THEM A SODA AND YOU MANAGED TO STEAL THAT TOO

Tadao May 5th, 2010 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 684188)
I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.

THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS

:lol


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