Does that guy have bottom teeth?

chojin now that you're buff do you try to fight people

so many teeth

playing fubar. The rhyme word was bog. They gave me shit for using mog and then balrog.

If he had bottom teeth he'd look like something out of silent hill.

chojin, why you cry coz muscle guy died?

It's a fairly recent development. I tried to get into them a long while back and couldn't get over how all their songs sounded the same. And then something just CLICKED :eek

and again!!

I LIKE THE LEONIDS BETTER, FELLOW ASTRONERD

YEAH THAT ONE IS PRETTY COOL TOO SINCE THE SKY IS ALWAYS SO MUCH MORE BRILLIANT IN THE WINTER, BUT ITS ALSO REALLY COLD TOO, SO IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW?

I LIKED IT WHEN HE KICKED THAT DIRTY PERSIAN INTO THE WELL.

oh hai elx

sup

whereever did pub lover and tadao go?

JAIL

pedo jail

took a shower, felt gud

wudoin, bby?

Pub is dead and his hell is playing chess for an eternity :eek

TADAO IS MARRIED, AND THAT IS AS GOOD AS BEING DEAD AND PLAYING CHESS FOR ETERNITY.

what if you don't like half of the people here? does that get you banned?

oh man, mj, I hope I'm not on that list.

No, you're on my Good List. I hate a lot of people here. Makes me sort of, "meh" towards most

I'M ON THE GOOD LIST.

:FUSTBUMP

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO KOKO AGAIN

samtheboss: the corpse of Andrew Jackson will help you finish off, even if it has already gotten off
Laddio Roji: lolololololol
samtheboss: A REACH AROUND FROM ANDREW JACKSON'S CORPSE
samtheboss: A GOOD OLD WESTERN STYLE GRIP

:fustbump

OL' HICKORY, GIVE YOU THE DICKORY

You're a crook captain hook, judge won't you throw the book at the pirate!

I MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN.

I DO REPS ALL DAY LONG WHATCHU WANT COME AT ME, DUDE

:chojin

OH NOT MUCH FZ. I'M JUST EATING MY EIGTH BOWL OF CEREAL FOR THE EVENING. IT'S HONEY NUT CHEERIOS INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING BUT I MUCH PREFER OHS I BELIEVE. WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH. AND MAYBE GOLDEN GRAHAMS. BUT THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WITH THE BERRIES IN IT IS DISGUSTING. RICE CRISPIES ARE ALSO DECEPTIVELY DISGUSTING. THEY ARE GREAT IN TREAT FORM BUT IF YOU WANT TO EAT IT LIKE CEREAL THEN IT WILL TASTE LIKE IT CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE TOASTER JUST SO YOU KNOW.

oh god, I love Capn. Crunch.

IF I AM YOUR SECRET SANTA THIS YEAR I SHALL GIFT YOU WITH A SPILL BOWL AND A SUPER SPOON SO YOU MAY EAT YOUR SOG-FREE CAPN CRUNCH LIKE A CHAMP FZ.

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS THAT IF YOU RUN OUT OF MILK THEN IT TASTES REALLY GROSS WITH ORANGE JUICE

Fuck, fuckity fuck, I fucking LOVE Oh's cereal. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store, I miss it so much :( :(

Cap'n Crunch is gayballs

i only like peanutbutter crunch but it cuts the roof of my mouth up

and yeah oh's is tits

WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE PEANUT BUTTER TOAST TASTES THE BEST ALONGSIDE SUNNY D, SO YOU CAN SEE WHY I WOULD EXPECT A SUCCESSFUL COMBINATION. CAP'N CRUNCH IS JUST TOASTED BALLS OF PEANUT BUTTER, AND SUNNY D IS JUST OJ, RIGHT?

I can't eat any fucking cereal anymore because of my wheat allergy. I'm stuck eating honey nut chex.

DUDE THOSE LITTLE SWIRLY COOKIES THAT COME IN CHEX MIX ARE AMAZING, I WISH I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE :(

serious? we have it everywhere here, even all of our gas stations sell the .99c bowls of the stuff. :( you should try ordering it from amazon.

According to the Wiki page it can commonly be found at Walmart and Target if not elsewhere, which explains why I haven't seen it around here I guess :eek TIME TO PLAN A SPECIAL TRIP

WHEN I WANT OH'S I JUST MAKE SOME LADIES HAVE ORGASMS.

how does one manage to live in this country and never shop at a walmart or target?

Have you SEEN the people at Walmart or Target? Fuck that noise

lol

As much as I like how much lower my grocery bill is at Walmart the people there are often why I deliberately avoid the place

I don't get him not wanting to shop at Target though... unless he wants to avoid hipsters.

Walmart has some nasty looking fuckers though. Even I avoid that place and I'm sure it's worse in a country town.

Might be, then again it might not with the lower population. The kooks will still be there no doubt, but in lesser numbers

Chojin, I tried playing Rusty Hearts but it made me want to go back to playing Vindictus. So that's what I'm doing now.

Man, I felt ok yesterday but apparently it caught up with me. Figures that today's the day I have to be out and about, too. Dammit.

I have a new WTF bus but I haven't gotten around to taking the pictures yet. It's a great one, though.

I GOT MINE REMOVED FOR DOING TOO MUCH. :rolleyes

doctor just called and said my ankle is fractured "very badly" and I need to see an ortho surgeon, dammit.

I can walk on it so wtf? How badly broken could it be?

why the fuck is my life a health thread?

The one that made you and Sam look like gay homo fgt lovers?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...9698598&page=3

GOD DAMIT 10 more pages to read? I GIVE UP

Hi Kitsa, walk on over here for a boner hug.

you motherfucker.

BRAH DO YOU EVEN LIFT

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

:lol

britpop is garbage music

THANKS FOR NOTHING, WE ALREADY FOUND IT YOU STUPID BEANER.

TADAO I THOUGHT YOU STILL WERE A MOD DID I MISS SOMETHING

SOUNDS LIKE TADAO WANTS US TO BLAST HIM WITH OUR CANNONS ALL OVER AGAIN.

PS - We couldn't do a new poster awards now BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE (or just hang out in article comments and are terrible there).

Its probably just a hairline fracture which usually don't take long to heal if you stay off of it. If you keep walking on it you can cause some long term damage. Doctors just like to scare you into paying them. Hope it feels better soon :(

BaN aLL n00bz

more lie suck all dick's :lol

Womti don't you have some trash to pick through

It's an avulsion fracture, apparently. So there's some bone chip floating around in there somewhere. Now I have to go to the orthopod :(

And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

No, but I'm sure if I made a hobby out of lifting heavy things, then I would be sad if a guy that lifted heavy things on the internet died.

I got an interview as a lifeguard tomorrow! Includes a swim test! Oh god I'm going to bomb it!
As in, I have to swim 300 yards, which I can do, I think, but not exactly with... form.
Fuck, whatever; if I bomb it, then so be it

Yep, my life is one big cavalcade of pain and I can't be arsed about it anymore. Basically. :lol

Which is a good thing because opiates make me want to puke, and if I say I'm in pain they just want to shove me full of them.

Good luck. Fuck form, get 'er done.

I'm making roast pork ribs tonight :hat

Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''

I'm jealous. I want you to know that.

GOOD

When all else fails, do a crawl.

It's so hard being fat and laying around all day

Just answered the doorbell to like 12 highschool girls in my yard. They said "You've been flamingoed" and apparently they put 5 flamingos in my lawn and said that they're from Anderson Highschool Color Guard or something and I have to pay them to get the flamingos out of my yard. I told them to just leave them. They said that the flamingos would eat my house and I told them to screw off. Man I hate fundraising little brats. None of them looked 18 or I may have put on the charm.

I remember back when I worked at Dell computers they went from natural light to fluorescent. I think it was to keep people more alert, but it bothered my eyes so much that I wore glasses. If it's at your work, you'll probably get a lot of people bothering you about it, maybe even your boss. Just get a doctor's note if they do that. Tell your doctor that the lights are giving you migraines or something.

I was thinking something like http://www.gunnars.com/ as well, I don't even care if it makes me look like a massive faggot. Yellow-tinted glasses would be amazing.

Yeah, I wasn't serious enough for Philo. :rolleyes

QUIT TRYING TO GAY RAPE ME :(

And yeah, I would give KoKo props but he seems to be phoning it in lately. Don't be wacky, just be you nigga.

also yeah Kitsa, I was being serious.

TADAO, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

You go girl! :gentlehighfive

I had an issue with my knees - basically f***ing them up horribly while on vacation - to the point that I thought I was in for a surgical solution. I went in desperation to the chiropractor, who really didn't want to touch them at all, for fear of making things worse. I persuaded him to throw caution to the wind, and he adjusted only one knee (the worst one) and agreed to see me in two days. Long story short, the swelling is down, I'm doing knee-bends for strength and I can give the formal F-U to the surgical solution. Woot.

Pain is my friend. :)

Now that's a morale poster for swim lessons.

Those actually look pretty good. I may get some if I ever go back into the corporate world. I expected them to look stupid, but as long as they help the eyes against the fluorescent bastards, it doesn't matter how they look really.

So help me, I will rescue the little shits, visit them in the hospital until they're back in peak health, then beat them within an inch of their lives all over again just to teach them to never interrupt my reading again

pictures for sad children rules

Why the hell would I totally fuck bjork, my brain is, was, and forever will be telling me she's ugly as shit. I'm confused right now.

Well, time to go make an ass of myself. Wish me luck.

Wait, isn't it a bit late in the summer to be a lifeguard? At least around here, pools start closing at the end of this month. Oh well, good luck.

Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.