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glowbelly Apr 18th, 2008 11:17 AM

divorce.
 
in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.

MetalMilitia Apr 18th, 2008 11:22 AM

What about Fartin?

glowbelly Apr 18th, 2008 11:41 AM

what about fuck you?

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 11:45 AM

holy shit

glowbelly Apr 18th, 2008 11:50 AM

no no i'm OK! for reals! no leg cutting or excessive drinking and i've even managed to not pick up a cigarette and lose some weight :D

Mockery Apr 18th, 2008 01:15 PM

Ok or not, sorry to hear things went sour Karen, what with having a lil' rugrat 'n all. You guys gonna do the joint custody thing or...?

Dr. Boogie Apr 18th, 2008 01:17 PM

Well at least you got a cute kid out of him. :(

Cosmo Electrolux Apr 18th, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 550185)
in about 90 days i'll be back on the market.

the only person allowed to hit on me is george (who should pm me his fucking phone number right now - and if bluefox is listening, pm me too because well, because PLEASE?).

congratulate me, cosmo.

congrats, Kiddo...I think. Are you and the young'un okay?

Jeanette X Apr 18th, 2008 03:19 PM

I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out, Karen...at least you'll be rid of him soon.

Cosmo Electrolux Apr 18th, 2008 03:23 PM

shit...I wish my divorce only took 90 days....try three fucking years!!!!!!

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 03:51 PM

so when can we expect the full, sordid disclosure of the entire affair

or have you forgotten why the internet is here in the first place

Softix Apr 18th, 2008 04:12 PM

wow i hate to hear about divorce be strong well my parents are getting a divorce right now also and the tension is killing me just living with them its really something sad

Tadao Apr 18th, 2008 05:46 PM

Never get married.

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2008 06:15 PM

Yeah, this whole divorce thing has burned me on being married.

Tadao Apr 18th, 2008 06:41 PM

There are very few to get married, it ruins relationships and lives.

Emu Apr 18th, 2008 07:11 PM

People keep asking when my girlfriend and I are going to get married but neither of us give a shit about doing it

marriage i mean, not sex

Chojin Apr 18th, 2008 07:12 PM

yeah, marriage has no place in the animal kingdom

Emu Apr 18th, 2008 07:15 PM

it's a human construct, man

excuse me, "hyooman"

D*O*L*E Apr 18th, 2008 07:39 PM

raises hand

Emu Apr 18th, 2008 07:43 PM

For a minute I thought you were the good Dole

Colonel Flagg Apr 18th, 2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 550294)
Never get married.

Yeah, maybe. My parents divorced after 21 years when I was a college sophomore and my brother was a high school senior. (She went on to marry a total dirtbag loser, which wasn't much of an upgrade, to be sure. She's single again and 72, boys!)

On the flip side, I dated my wife for nearly 6 years before we got married, so we've been together for over half our lives. So there's an argument for both sides. Don't dismiss marriage just based on others' experiences - you may surprise yourself.

Good luck Glowbelly, to you and yours.

D*O*L*E Apr 18th, 2008 07:44 PM

its me. Meaner, older and more infirm than ever. And also getting divorced :)

executioneer Apr 18th, 2008 07:53 PM

you should prove it with an emoticon

D*O*L*E Apr 18th, 2008 07:53 PM

:posh

executioneer Apr 18th, 2008 08:01 PM

IDENTITY CONFRIMED :eek


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