Reaching the Top of the Chain
 

Hi i'm a newcomer to the Mockery boards.

I just wish to start off my legacy here with a rant about the pickle hat!

I have some spiffy goggles, but I just cant seem to get the pickle hat. I thought ah maybe it won't make such i difference...

I soon found out i was wrong...

I tried substitutes.

The Burger King Crown, a Pepsi 12 Pack case, even a Sock.. But i dont feel very godly.

I'm afriad i might never achieve the state of Uphoria That the mockery crew has, due to my lack of pickledom. Also i fear the Pickle company has stopped thier Hat promotional give away aswell as the club pack #2 is out of stock.

Will I roam my nieghborhood picklehatless for all eternity?

Probably. >:

You'll never reach the top of the chain. However dirty that may sound. :(

As you can see by the picture my pitiful situation.



If anyone has info on where i can obtain a pickle hat, help me dammit!

Pitiful indeed. :|

GAY TEXT + DIRTY LAUNDRY + BITTEN SANDWICH + GOGGLES + BURGER KING CROWN + BOOMERANG + LACROSSE STICK + SWORD + PINK SHORTS = FUCKING FAGGOT

Wow, this all doesnt make me think "shut the hell up" at all.
Make a hat out of pickles. It wont look the same, but you will smell funny

shut up pigeon no one asked

what's with the big fagstorm lately >:

that shit was goin on before i was a newbie, and it's only ever gotten worse, so i ask - what do you mean "lately"?

I can assume that I'm part of it, right?

Re: Reaching the Top of the Chain
 

No roaming/fucking on the forum without your pickle hat.

The pickle hat and goggles are fucking gay, and only Rog has them anyways.

Oh yeah, and your a gay too sQUEERal.

HAHAHA That wasn't funny at all. >:

That sure was witty :(

Aren't we all. :/

My testicles are SO in your eye sockets right now!

That's some trick. :(

YEah! :lol

I have abnormally looooooong testicles. :(

I have an abnormaly long ass you can eat.

Holy shit.

hey buddy take a break. you're done posting for the day :D go have a cookie.

I have this wierd complex where I think if I post a lot I'll be cooler somehow. Although I could give a shit. Everyone here pretty much sucks.

Do what the buddha says and go.