haha, some one edited a brak into my above post. if i had edit i would delete the world, or at last my new found hangover

Chaos. :rolleyes

I'M HOME SICK TODAY HOORAY ;_;

this might be the first time I've passed every class I'm in :x

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THIS SICKNESS?

Me too :(

Impressive :rolleyes

Say something mean about the person above you
 

Just for Esuohlim

For Milhouse :(

something mean about the person above you

something mean about the person above you

I'm going to see how that thread you made evolves before I make my decision.

It's going good so far :)

i might just have to get down with it :(

OK it had its moment :lol

i sound worst than tom waits today, yowza

:sexy

i sound like tom waits going thru puberty :( :clarification

The sickness is upon me

Fuck, are you kidding? I'm on that team. :(

So does anybody here drink Peroni, some of the guys at work hooked me up and I was all "THIS IS NOT A SAM ADAMS", and then I tried it and it was pretty damned tasty.

Yeah sometimes. When you first open a bottle it smells kind of like blunts

EDIT: :pagfebrak >:

since when do I not find achewood funny

So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough. >:

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? >: Please :( (doctors are for wimps)

First person to say "tomorrow you'll have AIDS" will be banned

November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D

YOU HAVE RAPIST-ITIS

That sounds terrible :(

SAM

You have fatigue because your body has been fighting a bad virus and is worn the shit out. Sounds like you are on the verge of getting better. Have some hot chocolate and pull one off to your favorite porn.

Way ahead of you :eek

ESOUHLIM

SMA

samilhouse

That would probably be the greatest person to ever post here, besides Samboid.

mlihouse it is probably the dreaded lurgy

day 1-approximately 21: i have a runny nose
day 22: i wake up with a sorethroat, figure i should stay home so i can get some stuff done (and stay away from jerks); sorethroat gradually turns into "wheeze wheeze wtf i cant breath very well"
day 23: i call my work @ 4am cause i can't get to sleep with all the coughing (is it replicating pods, no at least i hope not); fall back asleep until 9 and then go get coughdrops and nyquil and the type of tylenol sinus they make meth outta; am awake until ~ 5pm and then do not wake back up permanently until 2 am
day 24: probably will call off work again :(

I think achewood is all right, but I regularly read about 4 comics that are way better.

speaking of which



this hit a little too close to home for me :'<

What's Achewood?
I'm too lazy to google it and I want this explained.

it is a comic about sarcastic dogs that really just 'hangs out' and doesn't go anywhere. you are considered cool if you like it.

I may look at such a thing when my laziness wears away.

:sunglasses

Most of the humor come from characterization rather than straightforward punchlines, which I tend to get more enjoyment out of in any medium in the long run (coincidentally you are also considered cool if you like Arrested Development >:)

The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.

MY EYES ARE HOT :( stupid cold

Guys, Freddy's making a comeback :eek

and they hate mondays lmao

:pagebrak

goto Google and enter
find Chuck Norris
then press feeling lucky.

GW... was the comics page you dislpayed from a school newpaper? I don't recognize any of the strips

If you can find it, Lio is decent. It's in my hometown paper, and the humor vaguely reminds me of The Far Side.

As far as syndicated strips go, Willie and Ethel still cracks me up, too.

For my money, Nonsequitur is the best newspaper comic that's still around. Dilbert, Foxtrot, and the Boondocks are pretty good, too.

when did I display any kind of comic strip

The only things I read nowadays are Dr. McNinja and Achewood.

Girly is dead to me.

Hey don't pull out anymore posts from a 2004 garbage can ok

It was from that post you made a few pages back about the cat picture in the newspaper.

That was in direct relation to the lolcat theme of the page, I don't know what paper it came from.

I just found out :\

I've been getting some huuuge Lenor vibes from Tadao lately and I don't know why

Is that like being a female ZBF?

:lol

Just a bit, except Chojin doesn't hate you as much.

you did and don't deny liar. aside from that i just didn't recognize the strips.
"oh me oh my, where in heaven did my edit button go?" fucking liar.

and aside from comics, Turbonegro kicks ass, I'm going to shave my head and write "Apocolypse Dude" on my forehead. Tomorrow. Maybe Monday.

Man, Action Ham's had 3 avatars in the course of the last 2 minutes, and all of them have been terrible.

Hell yes! Overnight shift tonight! :o

I've been playing poker lately but I don't watch the poker tournaments on TV. Isn't a 2-4 off suit called "Mom, I wet the bed again"?

SMOOOKKKIN BUDDHA

if you think that's retarded, watch poker on TV for an hour. Jack - 5 is called a "Motown" cause of, uh Jackson 5 or some shit

I watched a blackjack tournament one night when I couldn't sleep, it was intense.

I would not smoke that horrible substance, even if the entire planet EARTH were in peril, unless God herself commanded me to, sir.

Or if 5 american dollars were involved.

when i go to casinos, i usually try out the blackjack table. once i got ace-4 or a soft 15 and held. dealer had a 3. peeps around the table are telling me to hit. the dealer asked me "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON"T WANT TO HIT? " Dealer busted and I won.

But the tezas hold' em poker is different, as i would screw it up. i can't keep a straight face.

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/167 ;x

liquid...

I'm sure you're a decent person in real life. But being raised as a fundamentalist southern baptist, yer link to top ten ways the world will end didn't even make my dick hard. I have been "promised" that "Jesus" will swoop down from the sky like a cruciform superhero, pick me up, personally, and send the rest of you sinning fuckers straight into "THA LAK OF FAR".

So just can it with your Nostradamus, Magnetic pole-reversal, global-warming, comet gonna hit us bullshit.

the "while sitting around drinking beers" made me lol
you weren't supposed to watch pass that :x

cause i didn't

BUT WAS IT GOOD?

i've been told that the world was going to "END" since i was 6. now that i'm 35, i have to ask "FUCKING WHEN"? EVERY end of the world scenario i've heard so far has crapped out, and honestly, i'm pretty disappointed.

Primetime is crime time, or haven't you heard?

Thanks guys this is the worst thread page on the internet

You could claim that, but you'd be wrong

hahha can we move this stuff into the caption the avatar above you thread :lol

That was genius Willie! :)

Good idea :lol :x

Crimes, like Limes, will never be as popular as lemons.

what about criminys (criminies? idk)

That's comparing apples and oranges. Ha ha ha!

FUCK.

Apples are way fucking better than oranges.

Wait, liquid is back? Gaaay

it depends on what apple and what orange, really

i'd take a handful of sweet easy-to-peel mandarins over a nasty grainy red delicious any day, but no orange invented is better than a pink lady that's been sitting in the refrigerator crisper for a few days

The debate of apples vs. oranges was also featured on page eight of this thread :eek What a treat!

:eek

Life has gone full cricle:tear

Like an inane Butterfly laying the eggs of the next generation, then subsequently commiting suicide via an eighteen wheeler going 60mph.

A retail store in the UK tried selling beds aimed at six year old girls by calling them the Lolita Midsleeper Combi. When asked they said they had no idea about the word's connotations & hadn't heard of the book or the multiple movies made from it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7222008.stm

:x

:lol

So over the weekend I saw Bridge to Terabithia.

Achewood
Crap I Drew on My Lunch Break (Poor Jin, SHP :tear)
MegaTokyo (GW when she was a she was all, dude if you read this I'll suck your cock)
PBF
Questionable Content (Chojin pointed out how awful the pointless punchlines were & I started reading it ironically, whoops I forgot to stop when the irony wore out)
Qwantz - Dinosaur Comics!
Toothpaste For Dinner (I drink too much coffee too! :eek)
XKCD (This is my favourite because I really like math humor* :()

Maths Humour*

I don't remember telling you this, but I did read megatokyo for a whil ;_;

i also red these and others that i will no mention due to embarass :-[

Several of the ones on my list I was very "DON'T SAY YOU READ THEM! THEY ARE WAY UNCOOL!" but I like poking my shame, not hiding it away.

Oh man, I'm glad I didn't miss the halftime show

<3 tom petty

The meat of chronically-depressed animals is more tender and flavourful than that of happy animals. OH NO! WHEN THE ALIENS/ZOMBIES INVADE I'LL BE EATEN FIRST!