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Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 05:46 PM

I look for Native reservation plates. I saw a cherokee one the other day.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 05:46 PM

Actually, sometimes a baby in the house calms dogs down.

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2009 05:48 PM

Yeah, after they eat it.

Aaarg Sep 16th, 2009 05:51 PM

That's weird. I can be in the Cherokee reservation in fifteen minutes, and I've never seen a res plate.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 05:56 PM

http://www.worldlicenceplates.com/usa/AI1.html

the inuit plates are pretty fucking awesome.

Aaarg Sep 16th, 2009 06:02 PM

Ooooh, that would be why. Different Cherokee. I've probably seen the NC plates.

And I know I've seen Wyandotte ones on a car in Woodbridge.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 648577)
looks like I got some stiff competition, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. hehe

So, you'll be at my party then?

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2009 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 648581)
Actor robot!

Just learn that word in Finnish school? :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 648667)
All this really needs to stop. I think you have the wrong audience.

I hope so, but I am a feared that we'll be shown to be wrong. :(

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 03:53 AM

Who is this person?
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=52

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2009 03:57 AM

It's me.

True story.

executioneer Sep 17th, 2009 05:45 AM

its carnivore!

Chojin Sep 17th, 2009 09:36 AM

i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.

Kitsa Sep 17th, 2009 01:52 PM

So the art gallery where I had my show had a cool bathroom keychain, it was a parody of that "HOPE" obama poster, only instead of obama it had a toilet and instead of HOPE it said PEE.

I didn't know if it was their own or purchased, so I did a google search to see if it'd turn up anywhere.

Long story short, that's the last time I ever google image search the word PEE.

RaNkeri Sep 17th, 2009 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 648740)
i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.

I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too :(

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2009 04:06 PM

Just roll his bitch ass. :CesarMillan

RaNkeri Sep 17th, 2009 04:12 PM

Sleeping dogs have a mysterious ability to multiply their weight, making rolling/moving them incredibly hard.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 17th, 2009 04:17 PM

stupid dog sleep gravity.

Chojin Sep 17th, 2009 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 648782)
I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too :(

i wouldn't know, i don't let him in my room

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2009 04:46 PM

No no no. You dont roll him when he is sleeping your roll him when he is being a bitch and barking, or doing anything you dont like. Rolling is a technique were you basically play alpha dog and roll him over onto his back or side really. You place your fingers and thumb around his neck as if it were another dogs jaw. You dont do it hard as not to hurt him. He will more than likely know what is going on and be scared more than anything. You just hold him in that position until he completely relaxes and "submits" to you.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 04:47 PM

It also helps if you slap him in the face with your dick. I know I obeyed my dad after that.

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2009 04:52 PM

But not really. You only do the roll to dogs that have real problems and continually think they are the alpha and dont want to listen to you. Dick slapping is all good.

stevetothepast Sep 17th, 2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 648647)
So, you'll be at my party then?

you are all formally invited to my drunken halloween bash. Just find your own way here, I'll take care of the rest.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 05:48 PM

One day I'll actually get my shit together and get my passport.

stevetothepast Sep 17th, 2009 06:02 PM

I shouldn't have said "all" but you'd be alrite to come T, it'd be a good time. My brother makes shine in his barn, no joke.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 06:16 PM

My buddy gave me a jar of white lightning when I lived up north. I didn't know that you had to keep it covered when drinking it so that the alcohol won't evaporate into the air.

stevetothepast Sep 17th, 2009 06:19 PM

is that true? we never cover shine when we're drinking it here, maybe it's made differently? I don't know enough about it really, shits damn nasty.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 06:21 PM

Could be a myth, shiners are usually pretty damaged in the head hehehe

kahljorn Sep 17th, 2009 07:10 PM

if you leave any alcohol without a cover on for long enough the alcohol will start to evaporate, especially if its warm.

i read in an old book one time that you get drunk off stuff cause the alcohol evaporates and goes to your brain :( dunnno if its true though

:lol thats why they called them spirits.

Wiffles Sep 17th, 2009 09:39 PM

Hey guys, didya know that nascawr originated from the shine industry ^.^

or rather, transporting it

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 09:40 PM

Dem Dukes dem Dukes

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2009 10:13 PM

oh god people love shine around here.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 11:10 PM

I would probably drink it if I lived around it.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 648862)
:lol thats why they called them spirits.

Hahahha

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2009 11:14 PM

shit sounds too harsh for me. i've given up alcohol for a better way to get fucked up.

Wiffles Sep 17th, 2009 11:23 PM

lemme guess, sniffing glue? o.o

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2009 11:26 PM



omg omg omg
:love:love:love:love:love:love:love

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2009 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 648911)
lemme guess, sniffing glue? o.o

ummmmmmmmno.

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2009 01:25 AM


Kitsa Sep 18th, 2009 08:25 AM

When I fit in normal clothes again, I must have this shirt. In girl scout green.

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php...cat=249&page=1

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 18th, 2009 11:41 AM

Happy Birthday Big McLargehuge

Edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 648937)
When I fit in normal clothes again, I must have this shirt. In girl scout green.

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php...cat=249&page=1

That's an awesome shirt. I like it in black.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2009 12:41 PM

Word to Bigs, happy bday

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 18th, 2009 12:54 PM

Dimnos: Looks like you're ready for "international talk like a pirate day" tomorrow.

Colonel Flagg Sep 18th, 2009 01:07 PM

Let's not forget that Aaaarg is always ready for September 19th.

Aaarg Sep 18th, 2009 01:11 PM

EDIT: NVM haaaaaay
this aaarg was actually not pirate-inspired (inspirated or pirspired?), it was an expression of anger!

Dimnos Sep 18th, 2009 01:15 PM

No not really. Thats Baron Munchhausen.

Dimnos Sep 18th, 2009 01:15 PM

But he looks it. :)

Tadao Sep 18th, 2009 01:23 PM

I have Baron and Brazil waiting for me to get Time Bandits. All 3 represent a stage in life, or so I've heard.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 18th, 2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 648971)
Let's not forget that Aaaarg is always ready for September 19th.

:lol

RaNkeri Sep 18th, 2009 02:36 PM

holy shit it's berner :x

RaNkeri Sep 18th, 2009 05:07 PM

I saw a guy with a BAPE cap today :x

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2009 05:53 PM

I hate Talk Like a Pirate day because every fatuous twit I've ever hated buys into it 100%.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:07 PM

I grew up in Somerset, England. I always sound like a pirate. :(

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:07 PM

Butt Pirate! :(

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2009 06:09 PM

Mmmmmmm ass pirate

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:09 PM

Kitsa, I hear you're into fatuous twits. I happen to be a such a thing. How about it? :(

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 649018)
I hate Talk Like a Pirate day because every fatuous twit I've ever hated buys into it 100%.

Upon rereading for a fourth time, I see that is an 'h' not a 'd'. My mistake. :

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:12 PM

:(*

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2009 06:24 PM

Oh, I've dated some fatuous twits too, but somehow I just don't think I'm your type, Pub.

Dimnos Sep 18th, 2009 06:29 PM

Who What isnt Pubs type?

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:30 PM

Yeah, your standards are way too high, I could never reach. :(

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 649039)
Who What isnt Pubs type?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 649009)
Do you like fish dicks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 649026)

..

Womti Sep 18th, 2009 07:32 PM

:bestthread :suicide

MattJack Sep 19th, 2009 12:07 AM

my ass just got stood up.

WTF ladies, wtf?

I work all day just to rush home to shower, and also to get ready, but you don't have the decency to just cancel? WOMEN :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2009 12:25 AM

Ladies don't seem to work out for you, Matt. You should take up hard drugs.

MattJack Sep 19th, 2009 12:27 AM

I've already done plenty of hard drugs. I can't seem to get off them ladies though :(

They all got a little som'n som'n I neeeed :(

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2009 12:35 AM

Why do you keep going back to the thing that hurts you?

MattJack Sep 19th, 2009 12:56 AM

Cause it just hurts so good I guess :(

MattJack Sep 19th, 2009 01:00 AM

Looks like i'm headed to a house party where there is a ruca that wants to meet me

hahaha awwwww fuc*

Wiffles Sep 19th, 2009 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 649089)
Why do you keep going back to the thing that hurts you?

its because we are programmed to, the chemical signals in our brain tells us so @_@

ItalianStereotype Sep 19th, 2009 04:00 AM

what up, fags?

Chojin Sep 19th, 2009 08:58 AM

sup nigs

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 19th, 2009 09:06 AM

sup.

Dimnos Sep 19th, 2009 12:38 PM

Quote:

Space Mountain was calling me that day.
You probably made the best choice Fathom.

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2009 08:18 PM



I really wanted to do it, too. >:

ItalianStereotype Sep 20th, 2009 04:53 AM

I see this place is hot these days.

captain516 Sep 20th, 2009 10:22 AM

I just got rid of Police Pro. Edit: I also seem to have lost the ability to save pictures. Second Edit: Never mind, a second reboot fixed that.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 649186)
Mines red atm, i dyed it twice to keep it fresh.

Only problem is, it looks like Ariel the mermaid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649187)
That's a problem?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 649188)
If you've just been to the pub wit your dad, and been told you look like a cartoon, yeah.

Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

Shrubfest Sep 20th, 2009 03:08 PM

I'm fine with keeping JC out of my life, thanks...

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:13 PM

Well, you can launch my keks any time. <3

captain516 Sep 20th, 2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649189)
Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

If she really wants him to get excited, she should also dress like his grandmother:lol

RaNkeri Sep 20th, 2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 649189)
Lotta folks'll pay extra for that.

Paint your skin blue and you'll catapult Jon Clement's Underoos into orbit.

Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:35 PM

1. GrannyShrub would be hawt.
2. I don't recall Jon saying he got the big time hards on when he played with his Nana's taters.
3. Nana's taters would be a great instant mash potato brand.

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 649194)
Didn't JC broke up with Mira when he found out what a bitch she was?

He found a Rule 34 of her with Ron Stoppable and He-Man. He was aghast that she would cheat on him like that.

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 03:40 PM

Is nobody posting today because of fucking football

Womti Sep 20th, 2009 03:42 PM

because of fucking tom brady

RaNkeri Sep 20th, 2009 03:48 PM

women are such whores >:

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 03:50 PM

I am the biggest whore

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 649201)
women are such whores >:

Especially when you hold them responsible for what happens to their likeness online.

Womti Sep 20th, 2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649202)
I am the biggest whore

:love

stevetothepast Sep 20th, 2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649202)
I am the biggest whore

GW props for the beefheart sig, but it's too distracting :s

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2009 05:09 PM

also trout mask replica is waaaaaay overrated.

stevetothepast, you likes music i likes.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 05:15 PM

Baroness in the G.I. Joe movie is so goddamn hot, I've gotta say.

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 05:26 PM

Safe as Milk and Clear Spot are my favorites, but I haven't heard all of them yet.

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2009 06:00 PM

Apparently my shithead dog got away today and got 3 blocks before neighborhood kids helped corral her.

Between that and her abysmal behavior last week at obedience school, I'm a little depressed about her trainability :( STANDARD POODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, DAMMIT.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2009 06:11 PM

Yeah, Safe as Milk is my favorite. Admittedly, I need to hear more.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 06:25 PM

You should eat your dog.

stevetothepast Sep 20th, 2009 07:22 PM

you should get rid of the dog and regret it for a few years.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 07:30 PM

Or you could hobble it, if you don't wanna feel as bad.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2009 08:15 PM

my sister sent me a text message asking "what was the movie where billy bob thornton played a retard?" i responded with "some folks call it kaizer blade but i call it sling blade."

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649231)
No one knows what happened to Pacman. :(

We're too racist for him. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 649232)
Or Sethomas. :(

The world wasn't enough. :(


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