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Zhukov Oct 18th, 2009 09:52 AM

Wait, you did that while pregnant? You Horrid, horrid mother.

Colonel Flagg Oct 18th, 2009 10:45 AM

Maybe you should have told him that it wasn't so bad, and that he should try it himself.

Some people are born with two assholes. :\

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2009 10:50 AM

I'm sure that by his reckoning it's just friendly conversation, like when he told me to take down my hummingbird feeder because there are no hummingbirds in September. Or when he told me I was making his son gay because I let him use my art supplies to paint something.

I was using zip-ties to affix Zombie barbies to dead butterfly-bush branches. It wasn't that strenuous.

Pub Lover Oct 18th, 2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653568)
I always wondered if you guys got any form of Australian broadcasting. ABC?

Technically we can pick it up if we buy off-brand equipment, but those that do are regarded with deep suspicion.

The only way New Zealanders could be more prejudiced against Australia is if you all became Asian overnight. #secretbigots

Pub Lover Oct 18th, 2009 01:20 PM

Hashtags are obnoxious. :)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 653809)
give him the pub treatment and take away his edit button, man.

This is the 'pub treatment' now is it? Great. Not like it was created in response to Jamesman being a little bitch. Or used most effectively against GW in curbing her behaviour to an extent. No, it is the pub treatment because I'm still that wacky a guy that I can't be trusted with a function I don't even use when it is available. Now if only we could get shutting the fuck up to be the Dixie treatment.

Pub Lover Oct 18th, 2009 01:46 PM

That was a dumb thing to say. I sure wish I had a way to undo it. Oh well.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2009 02:15 PM

Hahaha :lol

What's up, Pub?

Babs Oct 18th, 2009 08:31 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2009 08:39 PM

Someone asked me to take a "which wrestler are you" quiz a week ago

I got Chris Benoit :(

Zhukov Oct 18th, 2009 09:13 PM

I don't have an edit button :(

Pub, it's a strange relationship that NZ and AUS have sometimes. You are dirty Kiwis with a stupid accent and we hate you for it, but often we Tasmanians will feel we are more closely connected to that little group of islands to our East than we are to the big one to our North.

Mainlanders are seen as racist, and closely related to Americans, wheras New Zealanders are even more remote than we are, and I guess we are jealous of it. We don't feel fully Australian because it's so cold here and we don't have Kangaroos, and it might make more sense to be part of the country that our landscape resembles. Plus, mainlanders make fun of us for being hippies.

elx Oct 18th, 2009 11:25 PM

hangover fix pls pls pls quikqquick quick

Zhukov Oct 18th, 2009 11:27 PM

Irn Bru and Vegemite. Oh, hello Elx, have you been drunk this whole time?

MLE Oct 18th, 2009 11:29 PM

Did you know that hangovers are actually chemical reactions from a drug the government put in booze to stop people from drinking underage? True story.

Otto Oct 18th, 2009 11:44 PM

My grandfather used to tell me that all the time, then again this is a man that went to the grave believing that the moon landing was faked and was also orchestrated by Stanley Kubrick.

Oh alcoholic grandpa, why'd you have to drink an entire bottle of whiskey and fall down the stairs?

executioneer Oct 18th, 2009 11:46 PM

water b/w more water

Guitar Woman Oct 18th, 2009 11:55 PM

Yeah, I'm going to conclude that it's dehydration because I drink a bunch of water before I fall asleep and never get headaches

I still feel anemic but if you eat like a nasty greasy omelette after you wake up that goes away immediately

Try drinking only-dextromethrophan cough syrup until you're dissociated enough to not give a shit about the railroad spike in your brain.

Pub Lover Oct 19th, 2009 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653887)
I don't have an edit button :(

I have a sneaking suspicion that the mods of this board are anti-antipodean. :conspiracy
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653887)
Pub, it's a strange relationship that NZ and AUS have sometimes.

NZ is two islands, and everyone here on the bottom one hates those on the top. I'm sure they'd hate us back if they knew we were here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 653929)
hangover fix pls pls pls quikqquick quick

Don't drink so young, Lassie.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653930)
Irn Bru and Vegemite. Oh, hello Elx, have you been drunk this whole time?

Come on now, how many perfect women do you think there are?

Zhukov Oct 19th, 2009 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 653943)

Come on now, how many perfect women do you think there are?

Only one :(

Colonel Flagg Oct 19th, 2009 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 653929)
hangover fix pls pls pls quikqquick quick

One way to fix a hangover is to not start drinking. :\

Failing this, I take 2 acetominophen, 1 naproxen sodium and 1 plain old extra-strength aspirin before tying one on. Probably something you should have asked before getting wasted. :\

Now, however, the best advice (second time so far, I think) is to drink plenty of water and wear hearing protection for all those loud inconsiderate bastards who are making TOO MUCH NOISE DAMMIT!

BTW, welcome back. How were those midterms? :)

executioneer Oct 19th, 2009 01:10 AM

i though taking acetominophen before drinking is a good way to get serious internal problems :/

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2009 01:12 AM

Some hair of the dog that bit you should work. :wakkawakka

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2009 01:17 AM

Mixing acetominophen with alcohol is the number one cause of liver failure in the country. Also why the fuck are you adding aspirin to that, are you trying to kill yourself?

MLE Oct 19th, 2009 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 653945)
Only one :(

This was very xkcd.

Kitsa Oct 19th, 2009 08:42 AM

I think hangovers are mainly dehydration, physiologically. Lots of fluids should help eventually.

I always find it weird how different types of alcohol can hit people so differently. For example, I can't deal with gin at all, the way a lot of people can't deal with tequila. It just makes me puke and puke. However, I used to be able to drink lots more whiskey than those around me with no effects whatsoever.

Dry wine does nothing to me, sweet wine (like Mogen David) has me falling over.

Or, at least it did. Back when I was able to partake.

Zhukov Oct 19th, 2009 09:48 AM

I've never had a hangover, or been drunk.

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2009 09:57 AM

Never had a hangover. Got sick a couple times, but that was usually pretty immediate. A good nap solved the problem for me.

Colonel Flagg Oct 19th, 2009 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 653955)
Mixing acetominophen with alcohol is the number one cause of liver failure in the country. Also why the fuck are you adding aspirin to that, are you trying to kill yourself?

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 653951)
i though taking acetominophen before drinking is a good way to get serious internal problems :/

I've always been a student of the philosophy "that which does not kill you makes you stronger" yet that may be the fault of my wisdom (or lack thereof) getting overshadowed by my bravado. This being said, I have never had gastrointestinal difficulty nor have I felt jaundiced after taking this concoction. It may be that I have a high tolerance, or it may be that I don't drink anywhere near enough to be at risk for anything except the occasional hangover. Whatever the reason, it works for me, perhaps as a blood thinner combined with a muscle relaxant and pain reliever, perhaps as just a chemical impetus toward consuming more non-alcoholic beverages (aka water) while intoxicated, but as of my last physical examination, I'm extremely healthy.

Thank you both for showing concern, if not for me then for your fellow mockers.

elx Oct 19th, 2009 10:42 AM

ha, thanks guy! i was trying to take care of someone who i thought was hungover and dying, but as it turns out it was just a case of a normal lightweight. i googled it to see what to do to help, but all of the articles were all like "exercise" and "drink gatorade" and a bunch of other unhelpful stuff :( so i came straight to you guys.

i gave her an icepack/heating pad/two benadryl/one advil and i forced her to drink water. didn't work, i guess unless you take the precautionary steps you just have to fall asleep and hope for the best.

Zhukov Oct 19th, 2009 10:45 AM

Phew. You almost shattered my perceptions.

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2009 12:42 PM

Hey elx I thought you were never going to show up again, wanted your account deleted, etc.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 19th, 2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 653879)
Someone asked me to take a "which wrestler are you" quiz a week ago

I got Chris Benoit :(

That's the best birthday present ever!

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 653929)
hangover fix pls pls pls quikqquick quick

Welcome back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 653950)
One way to fix a hangover is to not start drinking. :\

Best way to cure a hangover is cranberry juice and my new Louie DePalma shirt :love

elx Oct 19th, 2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 653995)
Hey elx I thought you were never going to show up again, wanted your account deleted, etc.

yeah i did want my account deleted, unfortunately, once you're a member here, you're always a member :(

Dimnos Oct 19th, 2009 03:37 PM

Im sure they would make an exception if you REALLY wanted it.

Colonel Flagg Oct 19th, 2009 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 654006)
yeah i did want my account deleted, unfortunately, once you're a member here, you're always a member :(

Think this through, elx ... do you REALLY want to be in the same company as Jonathan Clement? Just food for thought.

Dimnos Oct 19th, 2009 04:33 PM

What made her change her mind and not want to be here anyway?

The Leader Oct 19th, 2009 06:03 PM

I don't want elx to go away again. :(

elx Oct 19th, 2009 06:09 PM


Zhukov Oct 19th, 2009 06:35 PM

OIA?

Colonel Flagg Oct 19th, 2009 08:37 PM

Maybe DIA, but where's the F?

MarioRPG Oct 19th, 2009 09:03 PM

The point is, there's a spider with a red dot on it. If that's not halloween I don't know what is.

elx Oct 19th, 2009 09:27 PM

the answer is there, you just have to look a little closer

Chojin Oct 19th, 2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 654047)
the answer is there, you just have to look a little closer

oh god is this one of those sabotage things

do i have to turn my speakers up real loud too

Tadao Oct 19th, 2009 11:13 PM

Hey I-Nicery, what's shakin'?

...

Misdemonar Oct 19th, 2009 11:17 PM

go to hell

Aaarg Oct 19th, 2009 11:19 PM

man that spooky spooky shit is bringing it down, i'll fix that with this picture i drew this morning based on a vision i had the night before.


stevetothepast Oct 19th, 2009 11:23 PM

what up aaarg homie?

Aaarg Oct 19th, 2009 11:26 PM

not much, about to lie my head down which means about to fall fast asleep good night

Tadao Oct 19th, 2009 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 654062)
go to hell

MOTHER FUCKER I'M SO DONE WITH YOU

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2009 11:31 PM

I'm having a pretty good night, drinking a Fanta. How are you, Tadao? :)

Tadao Oct 19th, 2009 11:32 PM

Doing really good myself. Gonna fix a drink and catch up on emails and internet stuffs. My sisters dog got my girls dog preggers. :o

Tadao Oct 19th, 2009 11:34 PM

:pagebrak

Colonel Flagg Oct 19th, 2009 11:43 PM

'Sup Tadao?

Tadao Oct 19th, 2009 11:48 PM

sup Flagg, how's the ears?

Colonel Flagg Oct 19th, 2009 11:52 PM

What? :)

Everything AOK. Watching the Phils and Dodgers - down to their last out. :(

Did you have fun while you were away?

Tadao Oct 19th, 2009 11:56 PM

Yeah, watched movies, got really drunk. did naughty things and rode the carny rides at a catholic school. Life is pretty sweet right now and I don't think there is any other shooe to drop anywhere near by.

Colonel Flagg Oct 20th, 2009 04:52 AM

Good for you. :)

Colonel Flagg Oct 20th, 2009 04:53 AM

>: DBLPST

Dimnos Oct 20th, 2009 10:27 AM

But did you ride a carny?

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 12:11 PM

I'm not that sick :x

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 07:10 PM

http://www.myspace.com/raggadelic

you lot with your scag, degenerate faggots hating authority. WHY DO YOU GO ON?

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 07:30 PM

I wanna be cool too. :(

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 07:37 PM

Save a horse, ride Art Carney.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 07:39 PM

Or listen to King Missile.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 07:40 PM


Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 07:41 PM

If you want to be cool.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 07:43 PM

too cool for me

stevetothepast Oct 20th, 2009 07:43 PM

that was gay.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 654184)
too cool for me

Your location should be Squaresville, maaaan.

Sam Oct 20th, 2009 07:51 PM

FUCKING HELL

stevetothepast Oct 20th, 2009 07:53 PM

FUCKING HELL

Sam Oct 20th, 2009 07:53 PM

OKAY CHILDREN, I WILL BE GONE FOR A WHOLE WEEK, TRY TO BEHAVE YOURSELVES AND DON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. I'LL LEAVE EMERGENCY NUMBERS ON THE FRIDGE AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING PUB LOVER WILL BE IN TO CHECK ON YOU.

TAKE CARE MY LITTLE PRECIOUS DEARS

-Sam

stevetothepast Oct 20th, 2009 07:55 PM

OH FUCKING HELL YOU WILL.

YOU BETTER GET TO A GOD-DAMNED INTERNET CAFE' TO LET US KNOW YOU ARE A-OK.

Sam Oct 20th, 2009 07:56 PM

OH FUCKING HELL STEVE, I WILL MISS YOU THE MOST :tear

stevetothepast Oct 20th, 2009 07:56 PM

:)

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 08:06 PM

Can I borrow the car keys?

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 08:06 PM

:pagebrak

Chojin Oct 20th, 2009 10:02 PM

Squatted ass-to-grass 3x5 198.5 lbs today. Thursday I'll be doing 202.5, which is pretty much my current bodyweight.

So, one of my goals down. :picklehat

btw the .5 is because i'm using a standard bar, which weighs 22.5 lbs

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2009 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 654223)

That poor confused hobo. :(

Babs Oct 21st, 2009 03:41 PM

Just got back from the optometrist and getting me some new specs. Time to level up my eyes to 20/15... On a different note, I don't have to go to my phlebotomy class today since I'm the top student and can wait til the tests next week. It's going to be a good week for Babs.

Fathom Zero Oct 21st, 2009 04:30 PM

Interesting field.

Dr. Boogie Oct 21st, 2009 04:34 PM

Guys, pub has posted in this thread 10,338 times.

Tadao Oct 21st, 2009 04:37 PM

I'll catch up one day.

Aaarg Oct 21st, 2009 04:42 PM

my throat hurts because i was listening to tom waits' swordfishtrombones on the way home and i'll be damned if i can avoid singing along to the whole goddamn album, including "sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six."

(if you're not familiar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Y2533TZfc )

Tadao Oct 21st, 2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 654319)
if you're not familiar

:lol I've never seen a bigger gathering of Waits fans than here.

Aaarg Oct 21st, 2009 04:54 PM

I haven't noticed more than a few.

I've needed something different to listen to before I get totally burnt-out on Modest Mouse, so I went back to Tom last night.

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2009 07:04 PM

Just went walking around a mall I didn't really want to go walking around, went into a wal-mart restroom where there was a big wad of blood-soaked toilet paper on the floor, and waddled through a third grocery store where I almost got rammed by a bunch of old women not paying attention where they were driving their carts.

My feet are sore, this is not the way my day was supposed to go, and I'm feeling mighty pissy.

Tadao Oct 21st, 2009 07:27 PM

Roar

Babs Oct 21st, 2009 07:45 PM

For I am a rain dog too!

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2009 07:52 PM

...and I just burned the fucking garlic bread because fucking Rock Band was playing too loud for me to hear the fucking timer.

...Fuck this day.

Tadao Oct 21st, 2009 07:56 PM

Ha! I laugh at those days. Burnt bread, evil old bitches. Shit can't effect me. Did you listen to NMN - Victory?

stevetothepast Oct 21st, 2009 08:12 PM

don't cry over spilled pork chops kitsa kat.

Supafly345 Oct 21st, 2009 11:00 PM

http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krs...zypno1_400.jpg

Colonel Flagg Oct 21st, 2009 11:41 PM

Hey, who did us all a favor and banned KG? Thank you, whoever you are! :)

captain516 Oct 22nd, 2009 12:25 AM

It was probably Willie, God bless his sweaty soul.

Fathom Zero Oct 22nd, 2009 01:23 AM


executioneer Oct 22nd, 2009 01:23 AM

no it was mle >: my soul isnt sweaty you jerk

captain516 Oct 22nd, 2009 02:01 AM

It was a Simpsons reference.

Chojin Oct 22nd, 2009 02:14 AM

it's okay, i lowered his ban to 24 hours

Zhukov Oct 22nd, 2009 06:16 AM

I know nobody wants to, but someone has to reveiw his stupid game now.

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2009 06:42 AM

"it's a pile" -legitimate reviews magazine
"negative fifty out of five stars" -gamedudes
"i loved it" -horse cock weekly


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