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Tadao Nov 11th, 2009 11:32 AM

:pagebrak

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 11:35 AM

I'm watching MSNBC in the union and this appeared on-screen:

THREE ENVELOPES TEST POSITIVE FOR FLOUR

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2009 12:02 PM


Shrubfest Nov 11th, 2009 02:04 PM

I just 'broke up' with some guy I had sex with twice and who keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

RaNkeri Nov 11th, 2009 02:36 PM

Gonna get my H1N1 shot tomorrow.


If I'm lucky

stevetothepast Nov 11th, 2009 02:37 PM

shrubfest keeps it REAL.

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 02:47 PM

Shrub, if you want to jump the bones of some dudes with minimal emotional attachment, look no further than creepy internet dudes.

Dixie Nov 11th, 2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 658424)
Shrub, if you want to jump the bones of some dudes with minimal emotional attachment, look no further than creepy internet dudes.

or she could come visit me and borrow some of mine

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 03:31 PM

You'd be thick as thieves.

Babs Nov 11th, 2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 658407)
I just 'broke up' with some guy I had sex with twice and who keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

We should meet up, you're a cool person.

Dimnos Nov 11th, 2009 04:27 PM

Apparently she doesnt like guys who think she is cool. :rolleyes

Shrubfest Nov 11th, 2009 04:38 PM

I don't like guys who constantly ask me if I need their dick right now. And try to sext without any punctuation. AT ALL.

Babs Nov 11th, 2009 04:47 PM

What's texting?

Dimnos Nov 11th, 2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 658407)
I just 'broke up' with some guy a-hole I had sex with let plow me twice and who now keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up sexually harassing me because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

Call me Sam. ;)

There you go.

Aaarg Nov 11th, 2009 06:04 PM

i got a new computer, and the flu.

Kitsa Nov 11th, 2009 07:01 PM

I'm sorry.

I had chocolate cake with my lunch. Then I threw up chocolate cake. Now my stomach hurts :(

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 07:10 PM

That picture of dramamine with a gun posted afterwords still makes me laugh :( did you try to do dramamine fathom zero?

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 07:23 PM

Everything makes me sick and dizzy and not fun. I'm a spoil-sport.

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 07:24 PM

And everyone was chiming in with their life-enhancers, I thought I should add mine.

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 08:14 PM

oh i know a few people who have tried to do dramamine as a recreational drug, and they were so miserable the entire time that i thought the gun was hilarous.

He Shrubfest want to meet up and get my meat up ;) ;)

elx Nov 11th, 2009 10:36 PM

i hope no one here liked dollhouse :3

Sam Nov 11th, 2009 11:44 PM

HELLO LADIES SHRUBFEST, SAM IS HERE. ;)

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 658509)
i hope no one here liked dollhouse :3

It's the shittiest show I've seen in a long time. Apparently somebody that's nerd-famous is behind it, but I couldn't give a rat's ass. Eliza Dushku couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

Kitsa Nov 11th, 2009 11:53 PM

dammit, I hate when someone calls with a wrong number at like midnight :(

Aaarg Nov 12th, 2009 12:09 AM

ah man, that's just not right.

DevilWearsPrada Nov 12th, 2009 12:30 AM

Some old lady called my house and asked for layton or lester or something on at least 3 seperate occasions and each time I've told her she's got the wrong number and she sounds so sad when I tell her :(

Shrubfest Nov 12th, 2009 06:29 AM

If anyone can find a good theatre costume placement near them, I'll come live with them. :)

RaNkeri Nov 12th, 2009 07:30 AM

Got my shot

Zhukov Nov 12th, 2009 07:47 AM

Well if Rankeri has a shot at Shrubfest then I guess anyone does.

Aaarg Nov 12th, 2009 08:59 AM

b-u-r-n

Zhukov Nov 12th, 2009 09:53 AM

Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2009 06:27 PM

Mattjack doesn't get his own thread?

Screw this place man, you're better than this!

Tadao Nov 12th, 2009 06:46 PM

Pub made a thread? :x

Dr. Boogie Nov 12th, 2009 07:14 PM

So I moved the birthday props to Pub's thread, but that wound up turning it into Tadao's thread.:lol

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2009 07:20 PM

Thank you, Doctor. :)
Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 658610)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 658616)
I think the other rabbit fainted from excitement because the other bunny gave him some hot cocoa, and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him :)

You two are soooooo cute. <3

Wiffles Nov 12th, 2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 658655)
So I moved the birthday props to Pub's thread, but that wound up turning it into Tadao's thread.:lol

I bet Pub planned it with cold-steel precision all along :)

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 07:35 PM

Ok, so kratom works, I guess, but you have to take a fucking lot of it.

I ate 25 caps over the last hour and I'm only starting to feel anything. It's kind of like when you've had a few drinks and aren't quite drunk yet. It's supposed to take effect in about 15 minutes, but I guess it could be delayed because I bought them as pills.

The Leader Nov 12th, 2009 07:39 PM

Just wait.

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 08:19 PM

where do you get your ethneobotanicals from?

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 08:26 PM

http://www.kratomcaps.com/

I'm not sure if this is the best deal out there; I paid 27 bucks for about 113 pills/56 grams/2 ounces, which is about 4 and a half good doses, or three good doses and one really good dose.

It feels kind of like if you took that topical anesthetic the dentist puts on your gums before shooting you up with Novocaine and somehow distributed it through your entire body. It feels like that stuff just as it's starting to take effect or wear off. It's also got a stimulant effect, but it's harder to notice under the sedative feeling. This guy describes the downer feeling like a mild opiate, so I guess it's kind of like baby's first speedball. If I had a few drinks on top of this it'd be perfect.

I wouldn't be afraid to buy it as just powder or shredded leaves, either; I opened a cap and just ate the plant matter inside, and it tasted like if you ripped open a bag of Earl Gray and sucked on it. So, the tea would probably be pretty good.

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 08:35 PM

i always got my stuff from www.iamshaman.com and www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com , the later of which has those frogs you can lick and get fucked up on :O those sites have pure 20x extractsof kratom for a pretty reasonable deal.

you should try ayahausca/yage (they dont sell it on the shaman site now) or san pedro :O although they aren't nearly as casual as kratom probably. ive amanita muscaria and its alright. Like a mild shroom experience, or a shroom experience with more of the euphoric rather than hallucinagenic aspects. If you're looking for a euphoric, sedative type of effect that might be up your alley

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 08:36 PM

San Pedro's the mescaline cactus, right?

Or is that peyote? I've always wanted to try that; whenever I start going to Walter Cronkite in Phoenix I might ramble into the desert and pick some buttons, but who knows when I'm going to get the credentials to attend that place.

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 08:43 PM

both of them have mescaline. If you can go into a desert and find buttons by all means.. but you can also find san pedro just about anywhere since it is used as a landscaping plant (although there might not be a lot of cactus where you live), along with a lot of other cactii which have mescaline in them. Depending on who you ask san pedro has a similar/more/slightly less mescaline content than peyote, and it grows huge very fast, so its usually better :O

Dixie Nov 12th, 2009 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 658552)
If anyone can find a good theatre costume placement near them, I'll come live with them. :)

I know people....

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:18 PM

Ok, I was wrong: don't fucking drink on kratom.

Two glasses of wine had me leaning on the toilet about ready to throw up. Luckily I got courageous enough to try to get to the sink and have a few handfuls of water before I lost it, so that didn't happen. I also feel dizzy and am having a hard time standing for very long.

MarioRPG Nov 12th, 2009 09:28 PM

Ugh at least you didn't puke it all out.

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:29 PM

Then again, wine usually makes my stomach feel like shit, so maybe a beer or two would still be fine.

Tadao Nov 12th, 2009 09:32 PM

Puking it out is probably what you should do.

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:34 PM

Probably, but fuck that.

I like to drink and get high, but I don't do it so much that I've gotten used to throwing up.

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 09:47 PM

I would recommend not drinking when you do any drug except maybe uppers :O but then its pointless cause you dont even get drunk ;/ maybe opiates but ugh. oh and drinking after your acid peak is over is alright

plus being drunk is such a shitty high. Why fuck up a good high by feeling drunk?

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:53 PM

Yeah, I used to drink a lot, but after I started dexing regularly I realized how awful it was. Fuck yeah, depression and telling people shit that makes you look like an idiot.

Alcohol is also really, really bad for you.

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2009 09:56 PM

I happen to like feeling depressed and telling people things that make me look like an idiot. >:

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 09:58 PM

Although I still love the shit out of spiced rum, and Oregon microbrews, and white russians, and pina coladas.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:00 PM

BOOZE IS WONDERFUL >:

Guitar Woman Nov 12th, 2009 10:07 PM

And gin, I really like gin

I've never had whiskey but I probably should before I lose interest completely and become a heroin addict. I might try Jameson just because of how fucking manly the commercials are.

And Wild Turkey, both 100 proof and rye variants.

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 10:09 PM

my woman baked me four pies today :O

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:15 PM

are they for our L4D2 party next week? :o

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 10:17 PM

They're for the Pie Orgy.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:18 PM

DUH, WHICH IS PART OF THE L4D2 PARTY NEXT WEEK >:

GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT DYLAN

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 10:20 PM

Too bad I'm not playing it.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 10:22 PM

OH WELL, THAT DOESN'T STOP THE PARTY, NOR THE PIE ORGY

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 10:25 PM

Fathom Zero is too GOOD for a pie orgy.

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 10:40 PM

I'm pissed I'm missing it. >:

kahljorn Nov 12th, 2009 11:24 PM

You poor thing :tear

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2009 11:42 PM

It's okay, I'm gonna microwave an orange.

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 11:43 PM

I hate oranges

Sam Nov 12th, 2009 11:44 PM

That isn't true, I love to eat oranges.

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2009 12:02 AM

I'm not gonna eat it.

Sam Nov 13th, 2009 12:04 AM

IS THAT SOME KIND OF LEWD SEX JOKE? >:

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2009 12:10 AM

No actually, I just thought it would me amusing to microwave an orange.

Sam Nov 13th, 2009 12:11 AM

YOU CRETIN

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2009 12:40 AM

THATS A LIVING LIFE FORM, GORDON GEKKO

YOU FUCK

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2009 09:28 AM

Heh. My dad just had shoulder surgery last week, his arm is in a sling.

The substitute dentist walked into the room and slapped him square on the shoulder in greeting, then said, "OH, GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT, YOU HAVE A SLING"...then proceeded to do it two more times during the visit.

>:

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2009 11:24 AM

I hope your dad's arm heals quickly Kitsa.


Funny story for Oxblood: I used to work with this guy named Christian. He grew up in Germany and moved to the United States when he was about 25. He watched the original "DIE HARD" when he was still in Germany so everyone was German dubbed. A number of years later he ended up watching "DIE HARD" after getting to the U.S. Halfway through the movie he asked someone why were the terrorists still speaking German but everyone else was speaking English. His friend then replied with "What? They're speaking German because they're the bad guys."

:lol

He didn't find it as funny at first but he laughs at it now.

Dimnos Nov 13th, 2009 01:07 PM

Oh those silly crouts. :lol

RaNkeri Nov 13th, 2009 02:01 PM

Hans: "Karl, Schiess dem fenster"

Karl: "...?"

Hans: "Shoot THE GLASS"

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2009 05:40 PM

OOPS :(

Wiffles Nov 13th, 2009 06:06 PM

eeewww o.o

RaNkeri Nov 13th, 2009 07:03 PM

It's from Die Hard you guys! :rolleyes

Zhukov Nov 13th, 2009 07:59 PM

Krauts.

Colonel Flagg Nov 13th, 2009 08:40 PM

Germans so dumb they don't understand German ....

Chojin Nov 13th, 2009 08:46 PM

i just bought some sauerkraut today, because i'm back on another diet stretch and looking at the nutrition facts, it's basically pure fiber :O

also i like sauerkraut and it makes me feel like more of a german ;<

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2009 09:15 PM

I was raised on sauerkraut. I LOVE PICKLES.

Colonel Flagg Nov 13th, 2009 09:19 PM

I :love 'kraut, pickles, vinegar, wasabi, curry, tabasco - basically anything that burns me. :)

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2009 10:09 PM

I almost bought some saurkraut the other day for the same reasons :O

I got artichokes instead :O

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 14th, 2009 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 658767)
I sit at a desk all day. We dont have stairs or anything for me to take advantage of. :\

I don't know if I'm drunk most of the time or just have a shit poor memory. I thought you were an airline mechanic.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 14th, 2009 12:25 AM

I'm off to the titty bar.

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2009 01:11 AM



So how 'bout that new Electric Wiz EP that's supposed to come out sometime?

stevetothepast Nov 14th, 2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 658892)
I don't know if I'm drunk most of the time or just have a shit poor memory. I thought you were an airline mechanic.

I think he sits behind a desk at an airplane mechanics place or something.

Nick Nov 14th, 2009 03:35 PM



I got a kitty. :3

Kitsa Nov 14th, 2009 03:47 PM

That's a sweet kitty :) Look at the little pink nose and toes!

Nick Nov 14th, 2009 10:27 PM

I adopted him from a no kill animal shelter on Veteran's Day. He's 14 weeks old and full of trouble. :)

Seven Force Nov 15th, 2009 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 658874)
i just bought some sauerkraut today, because i'm back on another diet stretch and looking at the nutrition facts, it's basically pure fiber :O

also i like sauerkraut and it makes me feel like more of a german ;<

I've always wondered about what that tastes like

stevetothepast Nov 15th, 2009 12:11 PM

It's very good on sausages.

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2009 12:12 PM

It tastes like fascism, son

captain516 Nov 15th, 2009 12:16 PM

Sauerkraut? I think you mean "Liberty Cabbage".

Fathom Zero Nov 15th, 2009 03:59 PM

:lol

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2009 05:47 PM

I had some sauerkraut and its kinda gross :(

Kitsa Nov 15th, 2009 05:51 PM

I can't stand the smell of sauerkraut. Ugh.

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2009 06:22 PM

:lol
my girlfriend had to leave the room.


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