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Tadao Nov 30th, 2009 02:07 PM



:lol I forgot about that

Dimnos Nov 30th, 2009 02:51 PM

Arguably the best thing to come out of Tasmania? :confused:

Zhukov Nov 30th, 2009 10:15 PM

One could argue that, I suppose >:

Supafly345 Dec 1st, 2009 02:17 AM

If you're gay

Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 10:37 AM

What else has come out of Tasmania?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 1st, 2009 11:34 AM


Dimnos Dec 1st, 2009 02:04 PM



I stand by my previous statement. :|

MarioRPG Dec 1st, 2009 05:10 PM

That man is playing a guitar with an apple on it.

The Leader Dec 1st, 2009 05:50 PM

:lol

Tadao Dec 1st, 2009 08:31 PM

Obama speeches are soooooooooo fucking boring.

Sam Dec 1st, 2009 08:39 PM

I want him to go "GO SELL SOME MEDICINE, BITCHES"

Tadao Dec 1st, 2009 08:40 PM

He needs to be more black

captain516 Dec 2nd, 2009 12:26 AM


Zhukov Dec 2nd, 2009 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 661359)
What else has come out of Tasmania?





kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2009 03:55 AM

those last two guys actually look like they could be taz and his father

Zhukov Dec 2nd, 2009 03:59 AM

That's David Foster and son. David Foster is the world champion in wood cutting. I've had enough about Tasmania now, so no more please.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2009 04:51 AM

I love the BADASS MAN COMPETITIONS like wood cutting. I've cut wood but they destroy it. Axe toss is badass too.

Babs Dec 2nd, 2009 04:09 PM

So some weird ass guy that would occasionally hang out with my girlfriend and I decided to start texting my girlfriend when he got drunk and try to make "the moves" on her via the phenomenon of texting. I'm not the slightest jealous of him, seeing as he looks exactly like that fetus looking fuck on "The Shield" (Michael Chiklis). Also worth noting is that he's a pathetic alcoholic who's shtick is when achieving maximum "drunkness", is portraying the persona of a wretched fat fuck with a distinctive billowing voice which, ironically, is exactly what he is.

So after taking into consideration of all the amazing contributions he can offer to his and I's wonderful friendship, I decided to write Mr. Fetus a very welcoming, homey letter personally addressed to him. I-MOCKERY EXCLUSIVE!


Dear James,

Leave my fucking girlfriend alone. I'm tired of you bothering her in which she tells me all the wonderful and pleasant shit you say to her which is actually really fucking pathetic. Just imagining you playing with your half assed whiskey dick while texting her is reassurance of how pathetically miserable you truly are. Jesus fucking christ I'll read about you in the newspaper one day about how you drunkingly sexually assualted a kid at a broken down theme park.

p.s. I'll cum on your face

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2009 04:22 PM

You think about him playing with his whiskey dick? Thats sick even for you Babs. :\

Babs Dec 2nd, 2009 04:34 PM

Hey, I would of never conjured the image up if he never existed. So basically, he forced me to think of the crude image.

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2009 05:36 PM

Well then that warrants much more than a nasty letter. >:

stevetothepast Dec 2nd, 2009 06:02 PM

I wouldn't have written the letter. I would have just went to his house, pulled down my pants, and took a shit on his carpet. If he doesn't have carpet get the couch.

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2009 06:40 PM

Have you seen these txts or are you just taking the bitches word?

Babs Dec 2nd, 2009 06:44 PM

i saw duh txtz

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2009 12:35 AM

Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2009 11:21 AM

:pagebrak

I was having a bad day until I read that letter. Now its a little better.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM

:Double

Babs Dec 3rd, 2009 12:26 PM

HAVE A GOOD DAY

Dimnos Dec 3rd, 2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 661554)
Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....

YES! Go Finnish style. He will never see that coming.

Dimnos Dec 3rd, 2009 03:47 PM

Bonus points if you can get your girl to do it too.

Sam Dec 3rd, 2009 04:03 PM

BONUS POINTS IF YOUR GIRL EATS IT

Dimnos Dec 3rd, 2009 04:06 PM

Oh Sam...

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2009 08:42 PM

IT IS A SNOWNIG OUTSIDE :eek

Sam Dec 3rd, 2009 09:08 PM

BONUS POINTS IF YOU EAT IT

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2009 09:35 PM

DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

(Moment of silence for FZ) :(

Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2009 09:43 PM

QUIZZICALITIES

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 4th, 2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 661626)
YA GAY PEOPLE LOVE THAT SHIT.

What is the name of the show your picture is from? We get 2 canadian channels where I live and I only remember calling it the raccoon show when I was young.

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2009 11:14 AM

According to wikipedia it is (was?) called "The Raccoons" - good memory.

Colonel Flagg Dec 4th, 2009 11:14 AM

:dblpst

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 4th, 2009 12:01 PM

Thank you Cnl. :) I thought it was something along those lines but wasn't sure if it was a more involved name.

stevetothepast Dec 4th, 2009 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 661741)
What is the name of the show your picture is from? We get 2 canadian channels where I live and I only remember calling it the raccoon show when I was young.

have you ever seen "Canadian Heritage moments"? they are funny and educational.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 4th, 2009 02:01 PM

I haven't. I'll check for it though. I get CTV and CBC. I stopped watching them a while ago though because they didn't play Mr. Bean any longer or the Simpsons at 5:30pm.

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2009 05:08 PM

Guys, are Emu and ScruU2wice dead? :(

kahljorn Dec 4th, 2009 05:13 PM

i see emu on XBLive sometimes :O

Fathom Zero Dec 4th, 2009 05:14 PM

Grislygus is dead. :(

kahljorn Dec 4th, 2009 05:24 PM

:O

Esuohlim Dec 4th, 2009 05:24 PM

:(

kahljorn Dec 4th, 2009 05:32 PM

Seriously dead oOOOOOR internet dead?

Fathom Zero Dec 4th, 2009 05:33 PM

I don't know that.

kahljorn Dec 4th, 2009 05:34 PM

OH

OH I SEE

SO YOU JUST LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

I SEE YES

YOURE A JERK >:

Fathom Zero Dec 4th, 2009 05:39 PM

He could be. I commissioned him for some stuff... but he disappeared.

Dixie Dec 4th, 2009 05:43 PM

Babylon wasn't meant to be seen in the sun

LordSappington Dec 5th, 2009 01:54 AM

So, I cracked my chewin' molar yesterday, so it's currently in three pieces. Even swallowing the wrong way brings a fresh wave of agony, but I got my dentist appointment set-up. ON THE 21ST. >:
EDIT: Oh, I also found out that it was NOT a good idea to make another cannon with a larger bottle, and thus more aerosol. Long story short: Small explosion in my backyard. Luckily, we bailed to my friend's house for movie night before any cops may have showed up. I doubt any did.

Babs Dec 5th, 2009 03:22 AM

Can you take a picture of that cracked molar please?

Zhukov Dec 5th, 2009 07:53 AM

Can someone tell me where Metal Militia went?

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2009 09:52 AM

I think he got bored and he still plays vidya games.

Zhukov Dec 5th, 2009 10:04 AM

Oh, thank you.

I wish he would have stuck around. He was hilarious, posted pictures of tanks, and read many books that I read.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 5th, 2009 11:06 AM

He'll probably be on when a new World War II shooter comes out. Did anyone else think Metal Militia looked like Doug Benson?

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2009 04:10 PM

I don't remember his face being so fat

kahljorn Dec 5th, 2009 04:27 PM

Metal militia turned into a pussy and left after I fucked with him a bit and he took it all seriously and put me on his "ignore list"

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2009 04:39 PM

He's taking care of his cats

Sam Dec 5th, 2009 04:55 PM

He was mad that Kahl disproved Hitler's Canoe

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2009 05:12 PM

Kahl, you go after the jugular and I appreciate that.

Sam Dec 5th, 2009 05:18 PM

I am glad that Kahl is my very good friend

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2009 05:20 PM

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

Sam Dec 5th, 2009 05:31 PM

FATHOM ZZZZEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO

Fathom Zero Dec 5th, 2009 05:35 PM

WHAT WE DOIN'?

LordSappington Dec 6th, 2009 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 661861)
Can you take a picture of that cracked molar please?

It's a little hard for me to jam a camera in well enough to see it. Right now it's not TOO bad, not as bad as it could be, but it hurts like fuck, it'll probably break the rest of the way if I do anything to it, and I can tell they're probably going to just yank it out.
All of this is made worse with my terrible phobia of dentists.

elx Dec 6th, 2009 03:03 AM

:(

Lord Lonic Dec 6th, 2009 03:09 AM

I have a dog named Bahmo and a cat named Jon Clement

I shit you not


Zhukov Dec 6th, 2009 05:18 AM

Last night was my Christmas dinner. I wore a suit and black tie and the guy sitting next to me wore a Jack Daniels t-shirt and a chain on his jeans.

Then today at work I got hit in the head with a steel bracket and went to hospital.

Shrubfest Dec 6th, 2009 06:11 AM

Eventful. Well done!

Assuming that its not serious. In which case, bum.

Zhukov Dec 6th, 2009 07:01 AM

Just a lump and a headache, and thank you for your concern. But I had to wait for two hours for them to tell me that, and I was surrounded by elderly people the whole time.

Old people seem to get hurt a lot; "having a fall" or crashing their cars. Using up all our crutches.

executioneer Dec 6th, 2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Lonic (Post 662000)
I have a dog named Bahmo and a cat named Jon Clement

I shit you not

i don't let dumb shit on the internet intrude on my life that much but i guess different strokes for people who have strokes, or whatever

Supafly345 Dec 6th, 2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 661785)
Guys, are Emu and ScruU2wice dead? :(

I talk to scru on aim still. He's in graduate school becoming a wealthy doctor.

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2009 04:20 PM

Emu mentioned having a stalker, that might have grown into something

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2009 09:42 AM


Dimnos Dec 7th, 2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 662024)
i don't let dumb shit on the internet intrude on my life that much but i guess different strokes for people who have strokes, or whatever

I took it to mean he had a mentally handicapped cat and it needed a good retard name. :\

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 04:05 PM

Hi guys, let's talk about me and how I have an easy problem that I'm gonna fix just as soon as I get confirmation that you guys are like me.

JUST FUNNIN' YOU AAAAAARG. :p

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 05:46 PM

it's come to my attention someone i know is reading my posts. edit edit edit fuck you too.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2009 05:50 PM

My condolences.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 06:02 PM

OH GEEZ

Dimnos Dec 7th, 2009 06:07 PM

If all of you sleep together at the same time its not cheating.

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 06:44 PM

FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUU

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 06:55 PM

Oh man! I'm at the GF's house. I hope you didn't have to stab someone.

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 07:18 PM

find something else to do with your time, you're not even involved.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2009 07:22 PM

Fuck 'em.

And I mean that metaphorically.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 07:26 PM

Oh noes! Is the Hen pen closed to you?

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 07:29 PM

nope not here either

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 07:36 PM

Yeah, I was the other man once. NO FUN!

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 07:42 PM

zoop

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 07:52 PM

what about punker kid? he gonna be ok on his own or is he gonna live with you guys?

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 07:58 PM

going out for chinese food brb yall

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2009 08:13 PM

shrimp, pork, chicken. sweet and sour.

in that order.

Dixie Dec 7th, 2009 09:11 PM

hot and spicy beef with white rice and crab won tons
mmmmmmmm

Tadao Dec 7th, 2009 09:36 PM

whats that java site that is swedish ans sells housewares and it looks like a tom ans jerry mousetrap?

executioneer Dec 7th, 2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 662269)
crab won tons

GOD DAMN IT

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2009 05:01 AM

Dixie is almost an american legend

except that ive seen her!

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 12:25 PM

the rumors about me right now are amazing.
apparently i'm some kind of druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart. i'm sure there's more, that's just what i've heard though.

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2009 01:31 PM

I thought you were a succubus stealing the life essence out of old men with your feminine wiles.


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