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Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 01:39 PM

well i have that one going for me too, but the story just keeps getting better

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2009 01:41 PM

Better? How so? Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart is pretty prestigious.

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 01:48 PM

apparently i broke some dude's heart on purpose.
because it's TOTALLY my fault that he fell in love with me (even though i told him every time we hung out not to).

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 01:51 PM

OH GEEZ! He's saying that? I hope he doesn't get any pussy from anyone for acting like such a fag,

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2009 02:00 PM

She broke my heart and the only way for me to get over it is for you to give me a piece. :tear

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 02:03 PM

he's being such a baby and i'm so goddamn close to going feral on him

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 02:29 PM

'Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart'

You are my role model. I want to be you in a few years, please. :)

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 02:44 PM

There isn't much difference between you two.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 03:33 PM

My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

Dixie Dec 8th, 2009 03:34 PM

what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

Sam Dec 8th, 2009 03:35 PM

I COULD HELP

Sam Dec 8th, 2009 03:39 PM

SHRUBFEST AND I HAD THE MOST AMAZING CONVERSATION ABOUT LADY GAGA LAST WEEK, AND WHILE I BELIEVE HER SOUL TO BE AS BLACK AND TAINTED AS MINE, IT'S NO WHERE NEAR DIXIE.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 03:40 PM

FUCKING HEART BREAKERS!

</3

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2009 03:41 PM

Dixie, you look good in that leather body suit.

Chojin Dec 8th, 2009 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 662327)
the rumors about me right now are amazing.
apparently i'm some kind of druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart. i'm sure there's more, that's just what i've heard though.

this is a rumor?

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 662352)
My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 662353)
what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

SEE! You both suck at humour.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 03:59 PM

But we are good at sucking.

Chojin Dec 8th, 2009 04:00 PM

That was part of the dream, btw.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 04:04 PM

I wanna see the vids before I agree.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 04:11 PM

I've already put in the request with my sex buddy.

Tadao Dec 8th, 2009 04:17 PM

Who wouldn't want a video of you sucking on their cock? That should be your thing. Travel around and video tape blowing us.

Shrubfest Dec 8th, 2009 04:23 PM

And then i can be a competition! Who's dick is whos!

Sam Dec 8th, 2009 10:34 PM

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zomboid Dec 9th, 2009 02:35 AM

I'd make you speak like an English peasant AND I AM YOUR LORD! Be all like "Oy just love taking your load, mi'lord."

That'd be juuuuust fine ;)

Supafly345 Dec 9th, 2009 02:47 AM

Speak while giving the blowjob for extra points.

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2009 03:08 AM

You know I find all that boring "nature" talk to be about a thousand times more interesting than this drivel.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 12:22 PM

I thought you Aussies were supposed to be butch? I guess there has gotta be a poofter in the bunch. It's only natural.

captain516 Dec 9th, 2009 12:25 PM

It must get lonely in the outback.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 12:27 PM

HEY GUYS, LOOK A ROCK!

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2009 12:28 PM

THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR THE BAG OF ROCKS!

I THE PIZZAMAN.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 12:39 PM

I LIKE ROCKS CAUSE THEY DON'T HURT MY DELICATE FEELINGS!

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2009 01:01 PM

AHHH, SHADDAAPA YOU FACE

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 01:03 PM

anyone doing anything special for new years?

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2009 01:41 PM

I'll rub one out, eat a pizza, and cry. Maybe not in that order. Maybe in that order.

Shrubfest Dec 9th, 2009 01:42 PM

It's my birthday. So I'll have cake and drunken.

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 02:38 PM

I think I'll have shower sex.

Wiffles Dec 9th, 2009 03:22 PM

You like to drop the soap on purpose o.o

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 03:24 PM

I like to soap up my hole so it goes in easy.

Wiffles Dec 9th, 2009 03:26 PM

Doesnt that sting? o.o

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 03:37 PM



;)

Wiffles Dec 9th, 2009 03:52 PM

save us with your tenderness ^.^

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2009 04:05 PM

That's a good idea, TAD!

MarioRPG Dec 9th, 2009 06:07 PM

It's times like these that make me wonder why I read this topic. :lol

Dixie Dec 9th, 2009 06:18 PM

RAMEN IS POISON

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 06:37 PM

I love me some ramen, don't get cup O noodles though, that shit takes on the Styrofoam taste that is killing our planet.

executioneer Dec 9th, 2009 06:57 PM

usually the ramen itself is fine, it's the flavor packet that's poison :x

Tadao Dec 9th, 2009 07:01 PM

Yeah, I use my own Udon noodle sauce in a bottle.

captain516 Dec 9th, 2009 09:52 PM

I like to put ramen seasoning on popcorn

Tadao Dec 10th, 2009 02:07 AM

edit : n/m i was drinking too much :(

Zhukov Dec 10th, 2009 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 662434)
I thought you Aussies were supposed to be butch? I guess there has gotta be a poofter in the bunch. It's only natural.

I guess I am the one that is thin skinned if I am just going to lash out like I did.

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2009 11:55 AM

They callllllllllllllll me Backdoor Santa. I make my runs about the break of day.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2009 02:06 PM

I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home. I give em a few pennies so that we can be alone. I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse and wouldn't old santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house.

Dixie Dec 10th, 2009 03:43 PM

the fallout is settling, soon we'll be making radioactive ash angels

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 662404)
You know I find all that boring "nature" talk to be about a thousand times more interesting than this drivel.

This is the stupid shit thread so that the other not stupid threads don't get clogged up.

There is a thread for nature.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69702710
You started it, good job.
And a related one for animals.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701393

Now I will post the eek emoticon a hundred times. :(

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:13 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:14 PM

:eek
.

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:15 PM

:eek
..

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:16 PM

:eek
...

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:17 PM

:eek
....

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:18 PM

Et cetera. :(

Shrubfest Dec 10th, 2009 06:19 PM

Thank god. I was really worried you'd actually do it then.

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:21 PM

I have done it, therefore it is entirely possible I'll do it again. :(

Shrubfest Dec 10th, 2009 06:21 PM

Oh. Poor pub. You are clearly having a stimulating day.

Tadao Dec 10th, 2009 06:23 PM

Fuck I should help then.

6 :eek

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:25 PM

Thanks, T. ;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 662622)
Oh. Poor pub. You are clearly having a stimulating day.

Stimulating enough that I don't feel like posting that emoticon a hundred times. :(



:eek

Tadao Dec 10th, 2009 06:29 PM

Don't say such things! :eek

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2009 06:29 PM

>:

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:35 PM

ANGRY FASCES is an emoticon I can get behind. :eek

Tadao Dec 10th, 2009 06:36 PM

His avatar off sets it in a huge way.

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:38 PM

I follow so many people from here on facebook & twitter that I forgot about coming here. :eek

Tadao Dec 10th, 2009 06:42 PM

Someone removed me from Myspace. Ask them why Pub.

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:50 PM

I hope I don't give the game away by saying I'm hardly that person's favourite internet troll.

Tadao Dec 10th, 2009 06:56 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 06:59 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:15 PM

:eek

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2009 07:16 PM

BOOOOOOO

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:16 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:17 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:17 PM

Good work, D. ;)

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:18 PM


Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:20 PM

A classic.

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:20 PM

I wonder where all the SHPs went. :(

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 07:35 PM

:eek

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2009 08:08 PM

Willie is a dirty jerk joke ruiner, Pub.

executioneer Dec 10th, 2009 08:14 PM

hahaha it is my secrat weakness to ruin jokes :(

executioneer Dec 10th, 2009 08:14 PM



Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 08:17 PM

Willie, your children have died of cholera. :(

It is not too late to save your wife!

executioneer Dec 10th, 2009 08:39 PM

no they are all still ok i have paused the game and gone to play violent first person shooters in the other room

Pub Lover Dec 10th, 2009 08:43 PM

I hope so. :tear

elx Dec 11th, 2009 02:13 AM

:eek

Colonel Flagg Dec 11th, 2009 09:23 AM

You need the angryface to go with your avatar. >:

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 01:12 PM

:eek

elx Dec 11th, 2009 01:34 PM

it's supposed to snow this weekend and i have a hiking trip planned for the meteor shower >:

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 01:42 PM

whens the meteor shower? I have drugs for this weekend

elx Dec 11th, 2009 01:49 PM

sunday/monday

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 01:51 PM

Do you guys get shrooms in cali tad?

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 01:54 PM

ECSTASY


Dimnos Dec 11th, 2009 01:55 PM

My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 01:55 PM

of course we get shrooms! you wierdo

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 01:56 PM

congrats! too bad she has to share it with Jesus :(


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