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Colonel Flagg Dec 11th, 2009 01:58 PM

Conga Rats, Dimmy! :party

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 662725)
My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!

:) CONGRATS :)

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 662726)
of course we get shrooms! you wierdo

They grow there though? They only grow here for about a month, right before frost.

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 02:27 PM

In LA we have farming schools and after a little rain they grow out of the cow poop, also in north cali were it rains everyday but the have actual dairy farms there. The best ones are grown in basements out of wood chips though. Doesn't smell and taste like poo. ;)

stevetothepast Dec 11th, 2009 03:08 PM

the ones here always grow in cemeteries (spooky) And they taste like dirty peanuts.

what did you name your daughter dimnos?

Sam Dec 11th, 2009 03:19 PM

He named her Dirty Peanuts

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 03:23 PM

:eek

captain516 Dec 11th, 2009 03:28 PM

HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 662745)
HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE


I'm all kinds of cheap. I didn't feel like fixing my freezer door so I put clear tape around and call it the "Po-Lock"

Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2009 04:33 PM

That's like a pun on three levels.

Dimnos Dec 11th, 2009 04:38 PM

Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.


Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2009 04:45 PM

WHY IS THAT BABY ORANGE? HAS IT BEEN EATING ORANGES OR SOMETHING?

Tadao Dec 11th, 2009 04:47 PM

Dimnos got laid! :eek

Shrubfest Dec 11th, 2009 05:05 PM

Aw, well done.

She looks like a proper baby and everything. Not like the ugly ones.

elx Dec 11th, 2009 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 662761)
Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

congratulations!

executioneer Dec 11th, 2009 05:44 PM

BABIES, FEH

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2009 09:13 PM

You have a cute kiddo Dim, I'm at home now so I can actually see the picture. :) I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though :(

kahljorn Dec 11th, 2009 09:43 PM

his life is over now

Sam Dec 11th, 2009 10:47 PM

gotta follow ma crackbong dreams

elx Dec 12th, 2009 01:40 AM

hey guys, in a confrontation being the bigger person is NEVER the way to go.
be the rotten person and fuck those fuckers in the face.

executioneer Dec 12th, 2009 04:44 AM

i'm confused

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2009 09:00 AM

CRAAACCCCKKBOOOOONNNNGGGG

Shrubfest Dec 12th, 2009 12:57 PM

Holy shit, my stepdad is trying to fix the oven, and keeps starting electric shocks. They are getting worse, but so far he's managed to not get electrocuted. I'm just waiting for a scream and the smell of charred flesh.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2009 01:18 PM

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE AWESOME. WE RE-ANIMATE THINGS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY!!!!

Colonel Flagg Dec 12th, 2009 11:22 PM

OR DIE TRYING.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2009 12:40 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 662761)
Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.


Yay for babies on this page too. :D

LordSappington Dec 13th, 2009 01:53 AM

Wow, people are assholes. I was running home, and since it was 12 AM and incredibly foggy and wet, I slipped and sprained my left leg, and bashed the fuck out my my right one. So, I'm basically dragging myself home, and someone drives by, and stops. Our conversation went something like
'Are you okay?'
'I hurt my legs; I can't walk very well...'
'Oh, where do you live?'
'About three blocks away; I have to get through the ditch to get home.'
'Oh, okay. 'Night.'
And he drove off, leaving me to an uncertain fate. Thanks, asshole.

Colonel Flagg Dec 13th, 2009 07:35 AM

Same thing happened to me in broad daylight when I hit a pothole while riding my bicycle. I ended up being nearly run over by "some lady" while I gradually staggered to my feet, dragged my wrecked ride to the side of the road, then, when nothing else happened, I motioned her along. Admittedly this was in the day without cell-phones, but still, it woulr have been nice if she had rolled down her f***ing window and asked if I was OK. Bitch.

Sam Dec 13th, 2009 01:14 PM

WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE NAVAL BASE IN ALAMEDA CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEWCWEAR WESSELS ARE?

Dimnos Dec 14th, 2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 662784)
I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though :(

IDK. I was thinking about getting a new box this Christmas. Anyone know if I can buy an arcade version and just slap my old HD on it and thus save $100?

stevetothepast Dec 14th, 2009 12:30 PM

I'm pretty sure you can. But I really don't know.

Dimnos Dec 14th, 2009 12:32 PM

Yeah I dont see why I couldnt. Knowing my luck though Ill drop the $200 for it and find the arcade version doesnt allow for HD support. That or come to find out its my HD that is the problem. :\

stevetothepast Dec 14th, 2009 12:47 PM

well with the problems you were having it could be your HD. should plug your HD into somebody elses and try to play your arcade games and shit.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2009 01:43 PM

Can you trade your old one in for credit towards a new one?

Dimnos Dec 14th, 2009 01:45 PM

Doubt it. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2009 02:15 PM

:(

Sam Dec 14th, 2009 03:02 PM

you can slap the hard drive onto the other systems >:

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2009 04:48 PM

I have the arcade version and I'm pretty sure you can install a hard drive into it.

Dimnos Dec 14th, 2009 04:53 PM

The missing HD is the only difference isnt it?

stevetothepast Dec 14th, 2009 05:44 PM

That and whenever you turn it on for the first time, you get a message telling you to man up and buy a real xbox.

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2009 05:59 PM

How thoughtful of them

Tadao Dec 14th, 2009 06:44 PM

What if OAO fell in love with the PS3?

Evil Robot Dec 14th, 2009 06:45 PM

XBOXes are for gays, get a PS3

Evil Robot Dec 14th, 2009 06:47 PM


Exclusively on XBOX GAY

Tadao Dec 14th, 2009 06:49 PM

OMG what if OAO made a baby with Courage?

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2009 07:54 PM

But don't you get a tank with the gay tony thing? Tanks = not gay

Dr. Boogie Dec 14th, 2009 10:32 PM

The cannon is a giant phallus.

Chojin Dec 14th, 2009 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 663039)
The cannon is a giant phallus.

Spoilers!

Evil Robot Dec 14th, 2009 11:25 PM

Typical chojin art, like my user pic

Chojin Dec 14th, 2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 663048)
Typical chojin art, like my user pic

you're allowed to change that, btw

Evil Robot Dec 15th, 2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 663051)
you're allowed to change that, btw

No fucking way, you changed it and now everybody has to look at it for eternity. I've been keeping it out of spite and if you want it gone, YOU have to change it.

Fathom Zero Dec 15th, 2009 09:15 PM

Screwdrivers are so delicious, but they make me hate me the next day. :(

Fathom Zero Dec 15th, 2009 09:16 PM

EATING IS BAD FOR ME AS ARE WOMAN

Fathom Zero Dec 15th, 2009 09:16 PM

And GO ISLANDERS

Chojin Dec 16th, 2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 663306)
Great, Bill's gone now.

...and Kitsa

yeah, whatever happened to kitsa?

Sam Dec 16th, 2009 03:30 PM

GODDAMNED JAPANESESES WITH THEIR HAX ON MY L4D2 >:

Chojin Dec 16th, 2009 05:06 PM

the dizzy saga shall continue in this thread:
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69703811

Babs Dec 16th, 2009 07:45 PM

In memory to Lizzy

NEVER FORGET

Evil Robot Dec 16th, 2009 07:57 PM

This thread is different from yesterday. WTF

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2009 09:43 PM

I like how all the L4D quotes got thrown in the other thread too.

Sam Dec 16th, 2009 09:48 PM

I wasn't even talking about L4D when I made those quotes AND NEITHER WERE YOU, ADMIT IT.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2009 09:54 PM

I LEFT HER 4 DEAD

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 663314)
yeah, whatever happened to kitsa?

She's cooking buns in her oven.

Sam Dec 16th, 2009 09:55 PM

YOU LEFT HER 4 HEAD

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2009 09:59 PM

I LEFT HER 4 RED

Sam Dec 16th, 2009 10:02 PM

YOU LEFT HER 4 BREAD (HARRITY)



Babs Dec 16th, 2009 10:04 PM

He apparently isn't a friend of officer Murphy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2009 10:05 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Dec 16th, 2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 663409)
She's cooking buns in her oven.

... and it's almost done - just a few more weeks. :)

executioneer Dec 17th, 2009 12:39 AM

GOTTA MAKE SURE TO PUT SOME EXTRA ICING ON THOSE BUNS BEFORE THEY'RE DONE

ew @ me

kahljorn Dec 17th, 2009 03:20 AM

oh wait this is the wrong thread :(

executioneer Dec 17th, 2009 03:56 AM

it always is

Pentegarn Dec 17th, 2009 10:41 AM

Man I miss too much by not coming in here. Well I gots my first new years resolution early then.

Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2009 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 663484)
Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

My record is 175. :/ I don't bowl EVER and that was a stretch over a summer where I played with a friend every other day.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2009 01:15 PM

:pagebrak

I miss bowling :(

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2009 01:22 PM

Have someone wheel your ass over and push the ball with your tongue.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2009 01:27 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2009 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 663484)
Man I miss too much by not coming in here. Well I gots my first new years resolution early then.

Plus, 205 in bowling league yesterday. Yay me :P

Congrats. I miss bowling too

Colonel Flagg Dec 17th, 2009 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 663484)
Man I miss too much by not coming in here.

So what did you miss, exactly? (Congrats on the bowling)

Tadao Dec 17th, 2009 05:47 PM

I was gonna comment on this user who is now logged in
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10892
but then I decided that I'm not really interested in keeping them talking.

kahljorn Dec 17th, 2009 06:08 PM

haha i saw that person too and was like "WHOISYOU"

The Leader Dec 17th, 2009 06:52 PM

I hate the people who only comment in the article threads. Why do they even bother posting? I mean, other than to make themselves feel like they're best buds with the freaks who write for/created this site.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2009 07:12 PM

Dude, did you see her artshit thread? :lol

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2009 07:14 PM

In all honesty, I'm sure most of them don't know the forum exists. The article comment system is integrated into the forums.

I think. I'M NOT A CODEMASTER.

executioneer Dec 17th, 2009 07:19 PM

thats the impression i got, too

The Leader Dec 17th, 2009 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 663568)
Dude, did you see her artshit thread? :lol

Now I remember her. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 18th, 2009 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 641575)
I'm not your friend buddy

I AIN'T YOUR BUDDY PAL. :lol

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2009 12:25 AM

I just have friends. I wish I had 'friend buddies' or 'buddy pals' though

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 663510)
So what did you miss, exactly? (Congrats on the bowling)

All sorts of stuff

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 663615)
I AIN'T YOUR BUDDY PAL. :lol

Hahhaha too bad she couldn't do that joke with me.

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 12:45 AM

Pent, you have seen that southpark right?

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 12:47 AM


Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2009 12:50 AM

Nope, I only catch Southpark on occasion when my friend is watching it while I am hanging with him. I will give that a look though.

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2009 12:52 AM

Is that looped? Or does it actually go on like that for one and a half minutes in the actual episode? :lol

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 12:54 AM

Nah that's looped, but all throughout the episode they do that. In total it probably adds up to 5 minutes. :(

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2009 01:05 AM

Once I get around to getting the cable guy to the new pad, I can catch up on that show

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 01:07 AM

or go to http://allsp.com/

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2009 01:09 AM

Nice, imma bookmark that right now

Pentegarn Dec 18th, 2009 01:46 AM

Too tired to stay up anymore, but I wanted to share this because I thought it was pretty damn cool. An underwater volcano erupting got caught on video

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749...ption-17192019

Tadao Dec 18th, 2009 02:37 AM

I have 2 more episodes of Dexter season 4 to watch. God dam slow downloads.


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