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RaNkeri Mar 16th, 2010 04:58 AM


Babs Mar 16th, 2010 05:02 AM

:lol

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 05:05 AM

Oh, I see. You can say something incredibly stupid and about me, but I can't comment because you were actually talking to Fathom at the time. Fair enough.

How about this; I'll follow that insane logic made up on the spot since you have nothing better to come back with, if you shut the fuck up and never post ever again.

Deal?


Deal.

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 05:13 AM

Were you touched inappropriately as a small child or anything around those lines? Sir, you are lashing out irrationally at me and I think that's uncalled for. I don't know about you, but I'm an American and we can post where ever we want boy. I know all you "differents" out there have some sort of fucked firewall bullshit going on and you're a little tense from not being able to access your small tits and squirters but you can't take that anguish out on someone, especially a proud American as myself. I know you're a little racist, you don't like black presidents, but take that shit along with your marxist beliefs and build a wall around yourself in the outback aussie fag.

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 05:26 AM

Quick, call me a Jew, it might work! And fucking LOL at attempting to dis me by saying I don't black presidents. :lol


Aussie fag, are you a pedophile? Did your mom suck your dicks as a child? I now youre are a racist, but try not to be racist you fag. Why dont you move to America were we don't have restricting laws regarding sex on the internet. Fucking marxist.

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 06:09 AM

I know you don't black presidents :lol

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2010 10:33 AM

Yeah, we all need

Someone

We can cream on

And if you want to,

You can cream on me

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 10:40 AM

This has me on the edge of my seat

Babs is retarded and I keep expecting Zhukov to beat him like a red-headed stepchild and it isn't happening :x









BABS IS GOING TO EAT ZHUKOV'S HEART AND STEAL HIS POWER, GUYS :(

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2010 10:45 AM

The fuck?

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2010 10:46 AM

SECRET TIME: I've been drunk since about 3 PM yesterday!

It's about 15 minutes to 8 AM now.

I think I fried some brain cells.

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 10:58 AM

I only eat the hearts of worthy opponents :rolleyes

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 11:01 AM

Wait... in a round about way that sort of implies I'm not worthy :(

Guitar Woman Mar 16th, 2010 11:13 AM

Quote:


Ok, there's a special hell for people who laugh at this, and I'm going to it

RaNkeri Mar 16th, 2010 11:18 AM

:lol


:(

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2010 11:33 AM

:lol

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to read that book.

The Leader Mar 16th, 2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 676210)
I thought the leader was making an action figure of Doc Mock but as far as I know, it never happened.

I have made that figure along with three or four others. I still have to finish the figure of Ms. D and then I will send them in. School has just been really busy so I haven't had much time to work on it. :(

Dimnos Mar 16th, 2010 11:59 AM

Zhukov. Dont forget about your ignore list. Just saying. :\

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 12:21 PM

I call it my Lenor List ;)

Dimnos Mar 16th, 2010 12:21 PM

ZZZIIINNNGGG!!

Fathom Zero Mar 16th, 2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 676298)
I call it my Lenor List ;)

I was about to say that I've only ever had one person on that list. :(

Zhukov Mar 16th, 2010 12:40 PM

He might have an opinion that needs correcting; I'm not going to ignore someone who gives me a pathetic sense of self achievement.

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 02:26 PM

My entry for the next Doc Mock art contest is practically finished and it hasn't even been announced yet

On the other hand, I may not even submit it because it's so huge that viewing it in any way other than opening it in MS Paint blurs the fuck out of it AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT


Either way, it's going to eventually end up being scaled down so that I can use it for another SEIZURE TIME, because it will cause migraines in active GIF form

Tadao Mar 16th, 2010 02:50 PM


Babs Mar 16th, 2010 02:58 PM

Girl, you know you my world.

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 02:58 PM

NOT YET, NOT YET SAVE IT FOR SEIZURE TIME

RaNkeri Mar 16th, 2010 02:59 PM

:rolleyes

Babs Mar 16th, 2010 03:03 PM

PAGE BRAK D00D WTF

Dimnos Mar 16th, 2010 05:07 PM

If Babs last post wasnt about how he is or at least was this kid, then it should have been.

<Removed img link that didnt work :( >

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 16th, 2010 05:20 PM

SFW?

Dimnos Mar 16th, 2010 05:24 PM

Why wouldnt it be?

Tadao Mar 16th, 2010 05:34 PM

I DON'T LIKE LIVER

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 16th, 2010 05:41 PM

http://www.80stees.com/products/Wild...unny-Shirt.asp

Want this shirt

Tadao Mar 16th, 2010 05:48 PM

Hahahaha

Tadao Mar 16th, 2010 05:51 PM


Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 06:00 PM

Album #2: With the Beatles

This is an improvement, albeit barely. The music and lyrics are a little less lighthearted and faggy than the first album, and the shitty 50s doo-wop is replaced for the most part with shitty 50s rock and roll. Still boring.

Tadao Mar 16th, 2010 06:07 PM

well duh

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 06:11 PM

:rolleyes

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 06:25 PM



This one's the best. The only people who get it are fellow fans, and it's so small and unassuming that none of the normal people will notice you geeking it up

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 06:29 PM

I take that BACK, apparently there's a huge fucking logo on the back. not cool, bra

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 16th, 2010 06:57 PM

They have the dick towel too I'm thinking about getting.

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 07:00 PM

GRIZZLYGOOSE :snuglasses

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 07:01 PM

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 07:05 PM

REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN WE'D JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND TALK :(

GIVE ME A HUG, FUCKER

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 07:12 PM

THERE WERE MORE FUNNY AND STUPID PEOPLE BACK THEN

And there were even funnier and even dumber people back when I first got here

And there were even funnier and even dumber people than that back before I first got here





Honestly, I miss the useless mock wars section. :( All the new people are bitching at each other all over everything AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT WE'VE LOST

Also, Pub used to be here 24/7 as the forum's guardian angel, now he ignores us all :(













On an even more depressing note, one of my friends is a HUGE fan of Monster Magnet, and there's nothing I love better than to rag on him relentlessly for being such a faggot. Well, he's finally convinced me to listen to 4-Way Diablo. It's as queer and overblown as every other album that they've done, but I'm horrified to discover that I really like this album

SHIT

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 07:18 PM

Well, except for A Thousand Stars, that song fucking sucks. And Wall of Fire, now that I think about it. And You're Alive. And I'm Calling You.

Actually, the whole damn album sucks except for Solid Gold and Blow Your Mind, and the lyrics are just as retarded as ever. Fuck Monster Magnet, I remain correct in my original opinion of them

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 07:44 PM

I miss the actual Mock Wars too, there was funny shit amidst all the crap. And the crappy humor gave them character, context. Texture, if you will

Esuohlim Mar 16th, 2010 07:47 PM

How are we supposed to be nice and friendly and welcoming to people at I-Mockery if we have a forum about mocking, come on Gus

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 07:56 PM

Has anyone else notice that being nice and friendly to all the new people basically amounts to being bitchy and retarded rather than cruel and funny?




Also, now that I visit memory lane, I'm fucking disgusted to notice that my only contribution to Thread Backups was this rather than this, which was actually funny

Grislygus Mar 16th, 2010 08:02 PM

I'll nnever forget Gadzooks making the fat kid cry and the following mockery of his dead father

Evil Robot Mar 16th, 2010 08:05 PM

If you rearrange the letters in "Micheal Jackson" you can spell the words "Anal Jock Chimes".

Sam Mar 16th, 2010 09:08 PM

SPACE LORD MOTHER MOTHER

HickMan Mar 17th, 2010 12:18 AM

Heyy Sam :)

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 01:57 AM

Bored, Bored, BORED I SAY! I have to wait until April 24 to work for the Census, no one else is hiring in the meantime (not even parttime), I have no money for beer or glenfiddich or movies or dinner, lunch, sports tickets, or any form of merrymaking whatsoever and I am BORED, AND THERE ARE NO OTHER RESTLESS INSOMNIACS TO KEEP ME COMPANY AROUND HERE

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 02:07 AM

By God, you people are going to have to skip over my nocturnal ravings when you wake up.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676426)
I miss the actual Mock Wars too, there was funny shit amidst all the crap. And the crappy humor gave them character, context. Texture, if you will

I'm still stuck on this train of thought. It's been three years already and I want to square off against Tadao. Besides, the new people need to be beat on

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 02:11 AM

Hey, did I mention that Farmers Insurance just charged me two premiums on my ONE vehicle (as well as other bullshit charges), taking a total of four hundred and eighty four dollars from my account? And that, after I complained to my agent and demanded a refund of three hundred seventy five of those dollars, I got a letter from Farmers saying that they were "taking action" against me, but in no way described what that action was, or why?

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 02:15 AM

Did I also mention that US Cellular JUST FINISHED extorting me for one hundred and thirty dollars five months after I cancelled my plan and paid everything in full? I'm feeling like Old Gil from The Simpsons right now >:

Sam Mar 17th, 2010 02:43 AM

WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCK US CELLULAR >:

I HAD THEM FOR A WHILE AND THEY DIDN'T AMOUNT TO A PILE OF DOG COCKS

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 03:02 AM

SAM, YOU'RE HERE




I'M GLAD WE AGREE AND EVERYONE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW IS A PUSSY

kahljorn Mar 17th, 2010 03:34 AM

SUP NIGGA

FUCK INSURANCE. THEY TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME ONE TIME TOO. ALSO THIS One tiME I NOTICED MONTH TO MONTH THEY GRADUALLY STARTED BILLING ME SEVEN DAYS EARLIER, SO EVENTUALLY IT WAS LIKE I WAS ONLY PAYING FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEks of inSURANCE.

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 03:49 AM

:lol :( :( who the hell did you have?

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676458)
I'm still stuck on this train of thought. It's been three years already and I want to square off against Tadao. Besides, the new people need to be beat on

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702547

Zhukov Mar 17th, 2010 07:43 AM

I always enjoyed mockwars.


Also, happy St Patrick's day to everyone bar the Protestants and English.


executioneer Mar 17th, 2010 09:26 AM

gonna get so f*ckin drunk

i'd have a few before work if i'd slept

Kitsa Mar 17th, 2010 10:01 AM

St Patrick was English.

Well, Occupied British.

RaNkeri Mar 17th, 2010 10:12 AM

I think I'll have few drinks at the local Irish bar.

Oh and happy belated st urho's day

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 17th, 2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 676475)
I always enjoyed mockwars.


Also, happy St Patrick's day to everyone bar the Protestants and English.


:lol :HIGHFIVE

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 676472)

That's sad, man :(

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

"The swath of stroke-prone states across the Southeastern United States - generally including North and South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama - have long been known as the "Stroke Belt." But recent research suggests that just being born and spending your childhood in one of these states raises your risk for stroke, even if you move away later"
:lol

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 01:04 PM

:lol you can't run from it!

Dimnos Mar 17th, 2010 01:45 PM

Those poor dumb bastards. :lol

Kitsa Mar 17th, 2010 01:46 PM

speaking of dumb bastards...

http://www.cbn.com/media/player/inde...O_SW_031710_WS

Medical advice from Pat Robertson, how could this possibly go wrong?

Among other things, I learned that you should take whatever OTC painkiller makes you happy, you shouldn't eat trichinosis, and cows have an extra stomach.

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:03 PM

Nsaids = Non Specific Anti Inflamitory blah blah blah

:lol

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:04 PM

OMG he just recommended aleeve and doesn'y know what an Nsaid is.

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:07 PM

Uhg I can't watch the whole thing.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 02:21 PM

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

This one is way better than the first two. I could actually see myself listening to this one again. Lyrical subject matter still gay, hopefully this changes (it won't).

Kitsa Mar 17th, 2010 02:25 PM



He's gonna get some gullible sumbitch killed

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 676547)
Album #3: Hard Day's Night

This one is way better than the first two. I could actually see myself listening to this one again. Lyrical subject matter still gay, hopefully this changes (it won't).

You need to link them so I can just easily click on the link to see whats on the album. :(

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:38 PM

I like the song anytime at all. There's not too many I like now that I've had sex with a girl, cause early Beatles are for virgins.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 02:40 PM

You lazy pile of

Album #1: Please Please Me

Album #2: With The Beatles

Album #3: Hard Day's Night

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:51 PM

Wait till you get to this stuff. This is one of my favorite stalker/killing songs.


Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 02:52 PM

BTW SciFi has been playing Leprechaun 1-4 backwards. Glad I dvrded it so I can watch them in order.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 17th, 2010 03:30 PM

Is Lep in Space #4? That's one is the jam.

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 03:33 PM

Yep

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 17th, 2010 03:36 PM

I need better grammar. Also, going to go watch syfy

RaNkeri Mar 17th, 2010 03:38 PM


Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 03:42 PM

I think it's too late for you 10K, but Lep 1 is on in 20 mins EST

Sam Mar 17th, 2010 03:54 PM

I saw two dvd sets and one was Leprechaun In The Hood/Space set and the other one was the numbered movies. EIGHT BUCKS EACH! :eek

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 03:56 PM

So, 1-4 and both in the hoods for 8 bucks? Err I mean 16 total?

Sam Mar 17th, 2010 04:04 PM

Two sets for $8 each. 1 - 3 in one set. 4 and In Tha Hood 1/2 in the other.

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 04:05 PM

Jawesome

RaNkeri Mar 17th, 2010 04:55 PM

Good night


Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 04:57 PM

Rankeri I'm going to buy a plane ticket to Finland and then I'm going to find you and murder you

Kitsa Mar 17th, 2010 04:58 PM

chocolate cheerios are the proverbial shiznit.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 05:26 PM

Hey Rankeri buddy we used to be best friends

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 05:56 PM

Like Laurel and Hardy!

Dimnos Mar 17th, 2010 06:14 PM


Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 06:53 PM

Bullshit it never rains in Southern California, it's the only state in the union that manages to be hammered by torrents of miserable rainstorms and still be crippled by monstrous droughts at the same time

Tadao Mar 17th, 2010 07:02 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Mar 17th, 2010 07:40 PM

MOVING TO CANADA:
Have a housing situation with a guy I already know pretty well, plus cheap rent
Smallish town, which I like
Community college which won't give me any shit for my awful educational history
Finally getting out of America
No real change from the current weather or scenery, might even get colder

MOVING TO HAWAII:
Nice beaches
Nice weather
Kava
Socialized healthcare
Still in America
Don't know anyone
Have no idea what the schooling, job, or housing situation is

Which one do you guys think? I'm leaning towards Canada.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 08:01 PM

Over Zomboid's dead body you will


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