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Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 676611)
MOVING TO CANADA:
-Have a housing situation with a guy I already know pretty well, plus cheap rent in an incredibly humble abode
-Smallish town, which I like, though it's Canada so that means that this "small town" is millions of miles away from the country's major city centers.
-Community college which won't give me any shit for my awful educational history, but I haven't paid any attention to whether or not any classes will be able to be transferred into any university outside of Canada.
-Finally getting out of America (by "America", I mean my house)
-No real change from the current weather or scenery, might even get colder

MOVING TO HAWAII:
Nice beaches
Nice weather
Kava
Socialized healthcare
Still in America
Don't know anyone
I will be murdered by racist Asians
But not before Tadao tracks me down and asks for money

Have no idea what the schooling, job, or housing situation is

Which one do you guys think? I'm leaning towards Canada.

..

Grislygus Mar 17th, 2010 08:13 PM



"is a community college man- STOP LAUGHING!"

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrislyGus
I will be murdered by racist Asians

Oh yeah this is true, a dead haolie is the only accepted haolie. You're especially in trouble if you still look like greasy walking jap culture

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2010 09:42 PM

How many people remember the Terra and Cosmo foreplay thread :x

This thread immediately comes to mind as the worst of the worst long non-Clement threads ever on this board. However, reading through it again there's some pretty funny shit on there (as long as you don't read any Terra, Cosmo, or Lenor posts). But the stuff that isn't funny, man, it's just fucking awful.

Overall I don't know what to think of it! :(

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2010 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 484281)
I love talking about all my I-Mockery friends like Eric, Chuck, Sean, Matt, Sam, Jennifer, Willie, Max, Roger, Jason, Brian, Danny, Luke, Mark, Martin, Tim, Luc, Karen, Zak, Jarv, Seth, Clay, James, John, and Saad I <3 you all internet friends forever

How do you remember all these peoples first names? :(

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 12:34 AM

Dylan. :(

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 12:35 AM

Hay Rankeri;

http://soundcloud.com/nettwerkmusicg...eat-jan-hammer

Otto Mar 18th, 2010 12:37 AM

I am getting my first tattoo soon! Going to get an estimate sometime this weekend.

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 676657)
Dylan. :(

Sorry bro I didn't know your real name yet :( :(

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 676655)
How do you remember all these peoples first names? :(

The sad thing is that I still know who all those people are :(

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 12:40 AM

THAT'S BULLSHIT, MANG.

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:40 AM

You people are never learning my name :(

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 12:43 AM

I bet it's Tucker. Or Clyde.

Otto Mar 18th, 2010 12:43 AM

HUNTER

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 12:44 AM

Or Charles, but you go by Chuck or Charlie.

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:44 AM

I'll give you a hint, it's a Welsh name

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:45 AM

HAVE FUN WITH THAT ONE

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:45 AM

LLEWELLYN

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:47 AM

Without Pub Lover, YOU'LL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:48 AM

four letters, btw

Otto Mar 18th, 2010 12:49 AM

Conway

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:50 AM

GRUFFYDD?

Fuck this game

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:50 AM

NOPE NOPE NOP

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:51 AM

IS IT GUS

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:51 AM

>:

liquidstatik Mar 18th, 2010 12:51 AM

GIRLY GUS

Otto Mar 18th, 2010 12:52 AM

This game sux

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:53 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RaNkeri Mar 18th, 2010 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 676582)
Hey Rankeri buddy we used to be best friends

We still are :love

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:55 AM

Fuckin' bringing me down, as per usual

EMYR

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 676679)
GIRLY GUS

Hahahaha I bet his name is Megan :x

Otto Mar 18th, 2010 01:03 AM

Dr. Sharkface mcscamsalot willstealyourkidneysington

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 01:04 AM

GIRLYGUS IS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I MADE TO MOCK THAT MOLTRESXX FGT, YOU HAVE TO GUESS HER NAME TOO



I want to keep dropping an endless stream of incredibly useful and infuriating hints, but there's always the risk of an English person figuring it out :(

Pentegarn Mar 18th, 2010 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676688)
GIRLYGUS IS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I MADE TO MOCK THAT MOLTRESXX FGT, YOU HAVE TO GUESS HER NAME TOO

That was the hardest I ever laughed at a single thread I think

RaNkeri Mar 18th, 2010 01:11 AM

Man, I would totally hang out with milhouse

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 01:15 AM

Rankeri sits in a corner, drinking alone and watching Milhouse jealously

RaNkeri Mar 18th, 2010 01:17 AM

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 01:20 AM

I'll be nice and tell you Girlygus' nicknames. In Junior High, she was called Big Bertha and in High School she was known as "That Weird Guy"

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 02:21 AM

Bryn.

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 02:29 AM

nyope. It IS a four letter name, though. Most people would never know my name was welsh. If they heard my name, they would spell it wrong. If they read my name, MOST people pronounce it wrong due to the spelling.



When they do hear my name, people IMMEDIATELY think of peanut butter and candy


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 02:48 AM

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES, RIDDLER

Tadao Mar 18th, 2010 03:05 AM

Rhys

executioneer Mar 18th, 2010 03:06 AM

ITS RHYS YOU DUMDUMS

Tadao Mar 18th, 2010 03:07 AM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 03:58 AM

I see that more often as a surname, though.

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2010 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676422)
Also, Pub used to be here 24/7 as the forum's guardian angel, now he ignores us all :(

I can't be online and kiss girls at the same time. It is a rule. You know this rule. In your heart. Your tiny, cold heart.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676671)
Without Pub Lover, YOU'LL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN

Danny asked me for your name. If he had included the super easy clue he would've looked so smart to you dummies.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 676707)
Rhys

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 676708)
ITS RHYS YOU DUMDUMS

So easy to get even without that stupid peanut butter clue.
Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 676691)
Man, I would totally hang out with milhouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676692)
Rankeri sits in a corner, drinking alone and watching Milhouse jealously

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 676693)
a silent guardian, a watchful protector

RannyK is the new Pub. Finland is the New Texas.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 676063)


Am I dancing or jacking off, who knows :eek

:love

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 18th, 2010 09:45 AM

I missed the boat but I miss GRAVYGUS

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 10:52 AM

MAKING ANOTHER PIZZA. THREW ONIONS ONTO IT

GOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD.

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 11:36 AM

Fuckin hell >: Knew I shouldnt have jabbered on about the fuckin peanut butter and candy

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 18th, 2010 11:48 AM

I didn't know Rhys was a welsh name. Thought it was more of a futuristic name.

Sam Mar 18th, 2010 11:55 AM

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NAME OF A DWARF AND THE TEACHER ON SLIDERS

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 11:58 AM

THEY USE THE FGT ASS FRENCH-BASED SPELLING (REESE)



WAIT, NO, JOHN-RHYS DAVIES DOESN'T



JOHN-RHYS DAVIES IS A COOL GUY BRA

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:02 PM

I WOULD BANG THE CHICK ON SLIDERS SO HARD :(

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 676731)
MAKING ANOTHER PIZZA. THREW ONIONS ONTO IT

GOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD.

FUCK SON IS THAT A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA



I SMELL A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA AND SAM AND I BETTER FUCKING GET SOME OF IT
89% OF ALL BEER AND MEN AGREE THAT BARBECUE CHICKEN IS A SUPERIOR PIZZA

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:04 PM

AND THAT SHIT'S GONNA BE RIPPED APART IN SECONDS SO YOU BETTER GO MAKE ENOUGH PIZZA FOR EVERYONE CAPTAIN SELFISH

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676745)
JOHN-RHYS DAVIES IS A COOL GUY BRA



YES HE IS



SO IS PAVAROTTI



AND DOM DELUISE



AND PAUL PRUDHOMME >:

RaNkeri Mar 18th, 2010 12:07 PM



Hey milpool, wanna go throw some hoops?

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 12:10 PM

Sure thing there's nothing manlier than a game of basketball son


Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:10 PM

We will use the time-honoredpizzeria tradition of ordering a crappy beer in an ice-cold can so that we can swig it before each bite, cooling our mouths so as to be able to eat the scalding pizza as fast as possible while watching making sure none of those other two-bit f@#%ers get any more slices of pizza than you od, further ensuring that no one gets nearly enough pizza and that you order another one, more beer, and a side of buffalo wings

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:16 PM

dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever :(

Pentegarn Mar 18th, 2010 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676756)
dude i would totally eat pizza with john-rhys davies pavarotti and dom delouise, pavarotti would keep inadvertantly breaking into song in between witty anecdotes while dom delouise joked and john-rhys davies acted all like john-rhys davies and everyone else in the pizzeria would be all HOLY SHIT, I THINK I RECOGNIZE THOSE PEOPLE WHY DO I RECOGBIZE THOSE PEOPLE IF ONLY I HADNT WATCHED SO MANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND HADNT LISTENED TO LADY GAGA MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS TO RECOGNIZE THEM and that would be the best day ever :(

But would you order a pitcher of beer?

Pentegarn Mar 18th, 2010 12:44 PM

Also, Milpool, come talk March Madness in the sports forum with us!

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 676764)
But would you order a pitcher of beer?

MANY

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 676767)
Also, Milpool, come talk March Madness in the sports forum with us!

I've got a busy day today I won't be able to indulge in any first round festivities :(

Dimnos Mar 18th, 2010 01:11 PM

Wait... Pitchers or cans? Or perhaps bottles? Fuck I just dont know anymore.

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 01:15 PM

You use cans if you eat with other young people, because they're colder and you don't care about the taste. The beer becomes an accessory to help you eat faster and (hopefully) more than your buddies can before the whole damn pizza disappears.

If you're in for the long haul and not short on cash, you can always order plenty more, so you don't need the mouth-cooling action and it'll be safe to get pitchers of beer and enjoy yourself




Sharing pizza with a group of other twenty-somethings when you're pooling money and can't afford too many pizzas... that's not recreational, that's a brutal fucking sporting event

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 02:05 PM

14 people logged on, forty five lurkers and nobody's posting in the chat thread? Or posting at all? You guys suck

Zhukov Mar 18th, 2010 02:15 PM

I should be asleep since it's 5:14am. I have a busy day ahead of me being unemployed.

Pentegarn Mar 18th, 2010 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 676799)
14 people logged on, forty five lurkers and nobody's posting in the chat thread? Or posting at all? You guys suck

While my suckiness is an established fact, it has nothing to do with my lack of posts here, blame March Madness for that

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 03:11 PM

I've got an enormous test tomorrow so I hate that round one started today. I'm getting hella distracted :(

RaNkeri Mar 18th, 2010 03:13 PM

good luck on your test buddy

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 18th, 2010 04:02 PM

It creeps me out when a green admin posts...and then isn't on when I read it. Then there name is green and the green mockery eyeballs aren't.....like a hollow shell drifting through space.

Kitsa Mar 18th, 2010 04:07 PM

Someone just asked me if I was my baby's grandmother. Holy fucking hell that's bad timing :(

Zhukov Mar 18th, 2010 05:11 PM

People say it's rude to ask a lady how old she is, so Kitsa, how old do you look?

Kitsa Mar 18th, 2010 05:13 PM

I'm used to feeling about 95 on average, but I turn 33 tomorrow.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 18th, 2010 05:15 PM

Make sure you watch Naked Gun.

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2010 07:31 PM

I wonder if people who post a lot and then suddenly stop one day for months and months are dead. :eek

Such as Metalmilitia aka CatPost who I just realized hasn't posted since August but didn't wane in his posting either.

Fathom Zero Mar 18th, 2010 07:33 PM

Stefan is not deaded.

The Leader Mar 18th, 2010 08:46 PM

I think that Sethomas killed himself or was committed again. :(

Pentegarn Mar 18th, 2010 08:59 PM

God I hope not :(

Grislygus Mar 18th, 2010 09:16 PM

I see him active on gmail every once in a while, he's fine

Colonel Flagg Mar 18th, 2010 09:18 PM

Good. :)

Colonel Flagg Mar 18th, 2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 676849)
Someone just asked me if I was my baby's grandmother.

Kitsa, I'm old enough to be your dad. Frankly, I'm old enough to be everyone's dad. :(


Does that mean that I look like my 2 year old's Great Grandfather? :tear

Tadao Mar 18th, 2010 10:35 PM

yes

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2010 11:41 PM

Seth is alive. I made the joke that he was dead to MLE and she sought him out and then cussed at me a bunch.

MLE is all about the cusses, you guys. Seriously. :eek

Zhukov Mar 19th, 2010 12:12 AM

I wish MetalMilitia was still here.

Pub Lover Mar 19th, 2010 01:27 AM


Zhukov Mar 19th, 2010 01:33 AM

Close enough for me to miss him more. :(

Zhukov Mar 19th, 2010 03:00 AM

I just watched a documentary about the battle for Stalingrad, and it included the first hand testimony of one German soldier named Hahden Koch.

Fathom Zero Mar 19th, 2010 03:45 AM

I'm not a WWII buff, but I love reading about Stalingrad.

Wiffles Mar 19th, 2010 07:58 AM

You guys should play "Great Battles of WW2: Stalingrad", an RTS game solely about stalingrad. X)

Kitsa Mar 19th, 2010 08:22 AM

I'm being given a DSLR as a gift, due to my art and whatnot, and salespeople are really starting to piss me off. I went into Best Buy yesterday because their website said they had the one I wanted in stock, and I wanted to feel how heavy it was with lens attached so I could be sure I could handle the weight. Instead the guy tries to sell me on a shitty nikon point and shoot, then said he's never heard of the memory card I want and tries to get me to buy a jump drive instead.

I'd just order it but I don't want to get stuck with a shit return policy, and I want to actually see and feel the camera first.

Esuohlim Mar 19th, 2010 08:42 AM

Album #4 Beatles For Sale

A step back. It's an incredibly bland album reminiscent of the first two, I don't even remember any melodies. Everything is sounding the same as everything else. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 19th, 2010 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 676955)

Best candystriper ever :love
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 676987)
Album #4 Beatles For Sale

A step back. It's an incredibly bland album reminiscent of the first two, I don't even remember any melodies. Everything is sounding the same as everything else. >:

It gets better again.

Zhukov Mar 19th, 2010 10:34 AM

He faced the horrors of the Eastern Front, the brutality of street fighting in Stalingrad, and decades of abuse in the Soviet Gulag system, but still the most fearful thing in this man's life was when people realised his name sounded like Harden Cock.


Kitsa, what camera are you looking at?

Grislygus Mar 19th, 2010 10:41 AM

Oh man I wish I had enough spending cash for a DSLR and wide angle lens :(

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF MY PAIN

Kitsa Mar 19th, 2010 10:48 AM

I don't have spending cash, so don't be jealous of me on that front. This is entirely through the generosity of a relative. And I ask daily if they're sure they understand how much a DSLR costs.

I'm looking at an Olympus E620. I picked up a 420 and the weight felt okay, but I like the low-light features of the 620 better.

Dimnos Mar 19th, 2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 676942)
I wish MetalMilitia was still here.

Didnt MM get pissed off at someone, Khal I think, and just walk off never to return?

RaNkeri Mar 19th, 2010 11:47 AM

what?

Esuohlim Mar 19th, 2010 12:09 PM

That sounds more like a pussy James thing to do.


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