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elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:25 AM

LIKE I'D EVER TAKE MY BUREAUCRATICAL LEGS INTO YOUR ROOM

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:31 AM

noo :(

Grislygus Apr 27th, 2010 02:31 AM

BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:31 AM

ELX DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FOREIGN MEMBERS, WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON SHE IS.

Grislygus Apr 27th, 2010 02:32 AM

spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:33 AM

OK BACK TO THE REAL ISSUE HERE WHICH IS YOU ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING AN OFFICIAL

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:34 AM

Elx just called me a n*gger in PM, I can't believe this, how offensive that she would use such a hateful word.

Grislygus Apr 27th, 2010 02:35 AM

HEY KIDS: if you're going to get beaten, arrested and raped by any one nationality, avoid the Australians because they will call you "Sheila" and that's embarrassing

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 02:37 AM

Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.


Have to say though, I'm leaning towards Sam in this one.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:37 AM

yeah well sam is the one that gave my aim address to jonathan clement

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:42 AM

You two deserve each other.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 02:43 AM

At first I thought that was a nasty thing to do, but it seems like Sam had the best of intentions, so I can't really fault him.

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:44 AM

I was thinking of the happiness of others the entire time.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 02:50 AM

SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:53 AM

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

elx Apr 27th, 2010 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 682176)
SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:58 AM

No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:

Sam Apr 27th, 2010 02:58 AM

OH GREAT ZHUKOV, NOW ELX IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A CHILD MOLESTER/SEXUAL PREDATOR.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A GREAT PERSON :rolleyes

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682178)
AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

Well I never. A few pages ago I would have been one of your leading supporters. It's a shame to see good, decent people fall from grace.

Know that my entire nation is now, sadly, against you politically. :(

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:08 AM

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY POSITION

Zomboid Apr 27th, 2010 03:16 AM

Sam changed his title? I guess I'd better change mine too, SEEING AS HOW IT'S ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF HALF OF THE TEAM.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682177)
you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao!

I feel that I won that debate as he has yet to reply to the accusations against him.

ELX has my vote, she can draw.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:19 AM

sam has abandoned his other duties? that shows us his true character. he's only in this for the win.

elx Apr 27th, 2010 03:23 AM

as class president, i hereby appoint tadao as the future moderator of the philosophy board.
congratulations!

and zomboid, i will work to find you a new unicorn so that your team may be completed once again.

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 03:38 AM

God damnit.

Babs Apr 27th, 2010 04:01 AM

Not much longer until you're dealing with a revolt. Either way, someone's getting over thrown here.

Colonel Flagg Apr 27th, 2010 09:04 AM

I forget ... which of you is for term limits?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 682177)
you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 682179)
No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:


I am torn in my vote now.

ELX:

DRAWS ME AWESOME BIRTHDAY PICTURES OF ME AND MY CAT
IS COLONEL FLAGGS GRANDDAUGHTER
KNOWS POLITICS
AVATAR LOOKS LIKE BELCH FROM EARTHBOUND

SAM:

IS LIKE SUPERMAN MIXED WITH REDMAN
PROMISES TO KEEP ME STOCKED IN BEER THAT I OWN.
CAN MAKE A CORPSE-CHUTE
KNOWS HOW IT GOES

Dimnos Apr 27th, 2010 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 682258)
I am torn in my vote now.

ELX:

DRAWS ME AWESOME BIRTHDAY PICTURES OF ME AND MY CAT
IS COLONEL FLAGGS GRANDDAUGHTER
KNOWS POLITICS
AVATAR LOOKS LIKE BELCH FROM EARTHBOUND

What?! :hypno Is this true?!

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2010 03:01 PM

FROM THE FUUUTTTTUUUUURRRREEEEE

Spoilers!

Babs Apr 27th, 2010 03:38 PM

Sam for the win, sorry ELX

Tadao Apr 27th, 2010 03:40 PM

That just hurt your reputation Sam. I can't vote for the retards.

Dimnos Apr 27th, 2010 04:20 PM

What? Is Babs voting for Sam? Yeah thats not good for Sam. :(

Babs Apr 27th, 2010 04:45 PM

you can't see me

Kitsa Apr 27th, 2010 04:57 PM

is it just me or does that chick in the "Lovely Bones" banner ad look like Clay Aiken in drag

Babs Apr 27th, 2010 05:10 PM

That is Clay Aiken right?

The Leader Apr 27th, 2010 06:19 PM

That does it, I'm voting for elx.

Babs Apr 27th, 2010 06:33 PM

Fuck you, you gimp looking bastard. You don't even count as being a human you god damn C.H.U.D.

Dimnos Apr 27th, 2010 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 679928)
IF I'M ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF REAL HOT BEAVER FOR EVERYONE.

Sam still wins.

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2010 07:51 PM

WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO IS THE CHICK AGAIN?

SHIT...

I vote for GADZOOKS >:

Zhukov Apr 27th, 2010 11:45 PM

I'm withdrawing my support for Sam for personal reasons that do not in any way reflect negatively on Sam. :(

Sam Apr 28th, 2010 12:04 AM

You bastards.

You'll all rue the day. >:

WhiteRat Apr 28th, 2010 12:13 AM

My neighbor's tv is so loud I can hear the Star Trek TNG theme song playing in my living room.

executioneer Apr 28th, 2010 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 681907)
Willie is possibly dead :(

THIS IS TRUE

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 12:19 AM

Your neighbor's tv is so loud I can hear Star Trek TNG theme song playing in my head.

executioneer Apr 28th, 2010 12:21 AM

MY NEIGHBORS TV IS SO LOUD I CAN FEEL THE STAR TREK TNG THEME PLAYING IN MY W*ENER

elx Apr 28th, 2010 12:23 AM

WILLIE HELLO :)

WhiteRat Apr 28th, 2010 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 682389)
MY NEIGHBORS TV IS SO LOUD I CAN FEEL THE STAR TREK TNG THEME PLAYING IN MY W*ENER

Your neighbors tv is so loud I can see the Star Trek TNG theme IN YOUR WEINER.

Oh god get away from my bed you sicko.

executioneer Apr 28th, 2010 12:35 AM

IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 12:37 AM

Then you better block Pub!

executioneer Apr 28th, 2010 03:33 AM

i'll do no such thing

also: hi elx

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2010 03:39 AM

Hay willie, I'm sorry you're dead. :(

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 03:50 AM

Did the Govenah deaded you?

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2010 06:08 AM


Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2010 10:01 AM

Hi Willard

I have to give a presentation in two hours and I'm afraid I may die from throw ups. Are there any j*rks in hell I should know in advance about? :askwillie

Dimnos Apr 28th, 2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 682398)
IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

But who will we turn to in our time of need of advice? We are all doomed. :wah






Or will we just have the Willie thread moved here?

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 01:47 PM

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...i-mockery.com/

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2010 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 682400)
Then you better block Pub!

pub is an INSTITUTION




ELECTION UPDATE: GRISLYGUS HAS BEEN COMMISSIONED FOR ELECTION ADS ON THE SAM CAMPAIGN, RIVAL ARTISTS MUST BE HIRED FOR THE TADAO AND ELX CAMPAIGNS (RESPECTIVELY) FOR THE POSTER WAR TO BEGIN. ARTISTS MUST NOT VOTE IN ELECTIONS: EXAMPLE, ELX HAS VOTED IN TADAO'S PHILOSOPHY POLL AND IS DISQUALIFIED ACCORDINGLY. WHO WILL CHAMPION THESE CAUSES? IT IS UP TO BOTH CANDIDATES TO SEEK OUT VOLUNTEERS

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 03:12 PM

He ran away from a debate. I don't need a fucking poster.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 03:13 PM

That's my campaign slogan if anyone wants to make a poster.

Grislygus Apr 28th, 2010 03:13 PM

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682573)
ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

I guess Sam loses by default them.

YAY ME!

elx Apr 28th, 2010 03:31 PM

DUDE WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS AND THERE WILL BE NO CAMPAIGN TEAMS


FURTHERMORE TADAO SAM AND I ARENT EVEN RUNNING FOR THE SAME OFFICE???????


PLUS WE ALREADY WON

RaNkeri Apr 28th, 2010 03:44 PM



CHAMPIONS :rock

RaNkeri Apr 28th, 2010 03:46 PM

Should've watched the game in a bar though :(

The atmosphere would've been so much more awesome

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682163)
BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

Some of us like it rough though. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682165)
spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

Oh no! :chatter I mean: Yay! :yum
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 682169)
Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.

Also she is not woolly enough.
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 682398)
IM NOT GONNA READ THE BOARDS ANYMORE EXCEPT THIS THREAD OKAY

It is what I do now. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 682400)
Then you better block Pub!

It is what I have always done. :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 682430)


because tadao wanted a nipple shot.

almost down to 15% bf now, working for 8% before summer but will probably only get to like 12-13% before june ;<

btw yes i know it isn't impressive fuck you i am just elated that i'm nowhere near as fat as i was last year

I was woken in the middle of the night to see this. I should not've rolled over and gone back to sleep!

:wank :wank :orgasm

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 04:12 PM

But to be fair I had just been linked to this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/poll....lts&pollid=230

POLLS!? >: >: >:

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:25 PM

>:

Guitar Woman Apr 28th, 2010 04:34 PM

Since when was there a Jefferson dollar coin? Like, can I buy things with this?

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:45 PM

This?

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/?flash=yes&action=jefferson

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 04:47 PM

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/

"We appreciate your support of the Presidential $1 Coin program. You play an important role in the coin's success, so please spend them. The more $1 Coins that you can help circulate the better, because they last for decades, save our Nation money and are 100% recyclable."

Guitar Woman Apr 28th, 2010 04:47 PM

cool beans, bro

Dimnos Apr 28th, 2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 682573)
ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER


Anything that I make and that could laughably be called "art" is vastly inferior crap to anything Gus can do with 5 min, one hand and a massive hangover; but Im willing to step up and give it a try for one of the unrepresented parties. :\

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 682623)
cool beans, bro

You might have a hard time spending them though. I've never heard of them. Vending machines should take them though.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 05:27 PM

pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2010 05:27 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 682639)
pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.

I suggest you do it every post then. ;)

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:28 PM

Or, you know, you could just post once a page.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:29 PM

I'm saying we see too much of you, T.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:29 PM

You're overexposed.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:30 PM

Just, like, shut up for once?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:30 PM

Is that too much to ask?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:31 PM

Surely, you have something better to do with your time!?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:32 PM

You used to do that thing...

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:32 PM

You know what I'm talking about?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:33 PM

The... thing?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:33 PM

What is it called?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:34 PM

Oh, I remember!

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:34 PM

The drugs!

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:35 PM

You used to be all about the drugs, man.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:35 PM

So why don't you go take some?

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:36 PM

...Or a lot.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:36 PM

And we'll still be here if you come back.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:37 PM

I really think that is the best option for you right now.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:37 PM

Good for you, good for us...

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:38 PM

A solid plan.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:38 PM

And if you do OD, we'll not find out, so we won't have to feel bad. :)

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:39 PM

So off you go, my man.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:40 PM

Go get them drugs.

Pub Lover Apr 28th, 2010 06:40 PM

Get them drugs good.


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