Ranny, there is someone in the world that masturbates to you. That isn't saying much. :eek

GOD DAMN

Shit. :eek

Pub, nobody cares about brak

except you :rolleyes

GUILTY

AS

CHARGED

I will ban you, you dick licker. :eek

FUCK EVEN MY AVATAR IS FOOD FUCKING CHRIST

I KNOW, I KNOW

STEAK RUBBER!

:eek

WHY AM I SO FAT AGHH THIS SUCKS :tear

MAYBE YOUR DICK ABSORBS STEAK FAT? YOU SHOULD JERK OFF WITH A LEAN CUT STEAK INSTEAD!

:eek

DON' GO FORGETTIN' DA BBQ SAUCE Y'ALL

AWWW HELLS YEAAAAHH

SWEET LOVE

RIIIIGHT

THEEEERRRREEEE

I think Pub went out to buy a new cyberpunk wig!

:eek

Stop posting NSFW material Rankeri >:

Finland vs Food.



Dont be pissed Rankeri. :(

MAN VS FINLAND

HOW DO YOU GUYS DEAL WITH LESBIAN COWORKERS?

Stern make-outs in the breakroom.

Make them join your softball team.

MAKE THEM WORK IN A CRAMPED CUBICLE UNTIL THE RAMPANT SEXUAL TENSION GETS TO THEM AND THEY GO INTO A FULL BLOWN LESBIAN FUCK FEST ON THE COPY MACHINE

THEN I JUST WATCH

Worship and awe mostly. Why do you ask?

What, are they hitting on you, or something?

yes she did and she's the scary traileryparky butch kind :(


and you guys have terrible dealing-with-lesbian tactics, you'd all be the first attacked by the angry feminists :(

Ask if she would like to relax in the hot tub and enjoy a Tom Collins .

Talk to her about hot boys. Let it be known that you are going out to dinner with your boyfriend.

Also, when did YOU get a job?!

basically, treat her like you would a stupid ugly dude ;(

pepper spray right in the vagina

wait this isn't the how to get a dog to respect you thread n/m

Well, would any other kind change things for you?

GUYS I THINK ELX IS HOMOPHOBIC :O

Normally I would jump at the chance to jokingly agree with you, but I think I am in the bad books so I wont.

I thought you were the only guy in the good books?

Then she broke the law and should be fired. Talk to your supervisor - if that doesn't work talk to HR.

Or is she the owner? In this case, quit. :(

My co-ed softball team is awesome though. I think my friend Joe is the only 100% straight person on the team.

We are Team Uruguay.

Wait, hitting on co-workers is against the law over there? Shit, is it against the law here? Flirting with certain women at work is my raison de vivre... oh man, now you've got me worried that they are only pretending to like it or something and are actually extremely uncomfortable :(

Anyway, Elx if it's constant, and you make it clear that you are not interested, take Flagg's advice.

10K that's an awesome name :lol

THE FUCK, I don't get to Sam's posters in time so now Tadao's turns into a mod :eek

I suck at internet responsibilities :( THAT GODDAMNED REAL LIFE IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP

Jesus fuck, and while I was gone pub came back with a vengeance and elx started talking about being harassed by lesbian coworkers, and once I log on everything cool stops happening. I think my presence might be a plague, guys

I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS

frigging ultra-euros; can't tell the difference between rednecks and black people. That's only a problem in ATLANTA, genius

The appropriate mock-response would be along the lines of

TADAO YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE MODERATOR MATERIAL

except Art Shit mod, but being named moderator of Art Shit is like having someone tape a yellow paper star to your shirt and saying that you're special

Today, I am mostly thinking this thread is better to read without me. ;)

I think I got a sunburn. This should not happen in Canadian May.

Wasn't Canadian May that movie where Quebecan teenagers fought off the French helicopters while Jennifer Connelly had sex with Michelle Pfeiffer

It should be

How am I supposed to annoy you in person if you decide to not be in person? JERK

and you just happen to be a small two-fingered monkey with cerebral palsy

:pagebrak

Good question. :)

At least it would be if I understood it.

maybe you're a ghost :O

If you EVER understand what I'm saying, please let me know what the hell I'm talking about; I'm lost :(

Do ghosts have boners, madam? :eek

she asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said no; then she asked me if i wanted her to introduce me to men and i said no. which led to her asking me why i disliked guys and i said i just didn't want to date. that's why she thought i was a lesbian! i probably should have seen it coming but she was digging for that answer and was totally deceptive and i think she took advantage of that so she could feel justified in her advances :(


i work at school so if it gets to be a problem i can ask to be transfered to tutoring or something.



there i brought it back for you :)

this is a pretty neat website for anyone interested in astronomy stuff. it's like this infinite grid we're making ourselves by contributing photos and using thousands of them to map out the visible universe, cool stuff i think! and it's pretty simple too, you can find any of the celestial objects you're interested in by coordinates. similar to our latitude/longitude, but instead it's right ascension/declination (the first which is measured in time and the second in degrees) :)

:(

The hours, minutes, and seconds of right ascension aren't actually time

DUH :rolleyes

are you informing me that leo is not actually 1 hour and 28 minutes away from orion? thank you. i'd have never realized.




if you catch the reference you win a goldstar

I like Big Bada Bum and also Thor's Emerald Helmet (because that's a schoolyard name for the male glans).

The reference for your drawing is a Disney cartoon.

Made triple the amount of money I bought in tonight in hold em'. Feeling good, feeling like a Negreanu.

Uhhh, all the time.

ELX DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Is there anything more awesome than this? I REALLY FUCKING DOUBT IT. :rock

Athens, Greece looks like a beautiful place to have a riot. Way prettier than Watts, California.

Nuh uh. I'm not listening to anything else. >:

I think Mercyful Fate came really close to Iron Maidens wall of guitar sound. Unfortunately, King Diamond can get on your nerves.

:eek

:pagebrak

I bet there was a bunch of awesome going on during the last page but its all blank to me. Except the part about KD.

:lol

The initials you see on darn near every zipper you own stand for Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushikigaisha, which translates into “Yoshida Manufacturing Corporation.” The company is named after Tadao Yoshida, who started the zipper concern in Tokyo in 1934.

I did not know that.

Does he have to pay you royalties for using your name?

And Dim, that is one AWESOME cartoon. :lol

THIS NEW GOOGLE SUCKS


IT IS TOO BINGY GARBlAHBWARBLUR

So a nigga can ride out to the honeycomb hideout
I'm gonna show you how to wild out like Jack Tripper
Let me be bambino on your snippas
YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard
When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya
Like Noah I get twos of you and you get pretty deep
But I'll call yo ass round 8-ish I know you'll be there for me

I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

MUTUAL CONCENSUS CONFIRMED. I still need to fill out my census form.

About google.

At first I thought something was wrong with my computer. :lol

I changed my sig to something Chojin said then he drops this gem.

:lol

GOOGLE IS FASCIST, FIRST THEY FORCED THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT ON US EVEN THOUGH 97% OF THE PEOPLE IN THE BETA HATED IT AND NOW THIS. WHAT THE HELL WE ALREADY HAD ALL OF THOSE OPTIONS WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEM TO THE SIDE LIKE THAT.


WE HAVE GIVEN THEM TOO MUCH POWER.

IT'S TOO LATE GODDAMNIT, I'M LEGALLY REQUIRED TO BE HERE, JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR PLEASE YOU CAN JUST REFUSE SO I CAN JUST LEAVE YOUR SHITTY NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU THINK YTHAT I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU?! ALL OF YOUR NEIGHBORS ALREADY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS! YOU ARE MAKING ME LOSE MONEY EVERY DAY I HAVE TO COME BACK BECAUSE ONE TO FIVE HOUSES REFUSE TO ANSWER THE DOOR AND NONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THE HOMEOWNER THAT RENTS THE HOUSE TO YOU WON'T ANSWER THE PHONE WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A FREAK ARE YOU AND I'M STUCK IN THIS HELLHOLE AND ONLY ABLE TO WORK TWO HOURS A DAY BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MY NEW ASSIGNMENTS UNTIL I CAN SOMEHOW PROVE THAT YOU EVEN EXIST YOU GODLESS BASEMENT DWELLING WHOREMONGERS

OH YEAH, AND THE BATSHIT CRAZY PEOPLE ARE FUN TO INTERVIEW AS WELL.


REAL FUCKING FUN.

AND THEN A BARNEY MILLER EPISODE WAS ON LAST NIGHT THAT I WATCHED OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM AND THERE WAS ANOTHER CENSUS GUY IN THE EPISODE AND HE WAS SCREAMING IN RAGE AND I'M SITTING THERE NODDING AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD BECOME A COSMIC JOKE


NO WAIT, THAT WAS EARLIER IN THE DAY WHEN I DROVE SIX MILES TO TRY AND VISIT THE GIVEN ADDRESS OF THE CONDO "HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION" AT 25031, SUITE 206. ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THERE WAS NO BULDING 25031, THE STARTED AT 25291 AND WENT UP FROM THERE, AND THE ONLY -31 IN THE ENTIRE OFFICE COMPLEX WAS 25431, WHICH CONTAINED SUITES 107-207... ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THERE WAS NO SUITE 206, ONLY SUITES 205 AND 207 I'M TRAPPED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE FOREVER THERE IS NO ESCAPE NOW

I love that even Finland is against Coolie. :lol

My g/f is working for them too. She finished her binder already so for all her quick work she gets to go to the ghetto to do them. I'm going to pick her up a reversible red/blue shirt because I don't remember if we have crips or bloods here.

I TRIED BEING NICE, BUT GOD DAMN IT


SHEEESH, SOME PEOPLE :(

:lol

I are sad. I got a C- for my costume.

Stupid uni.

jealous RAAAAAAGE i need some fucking hours and these fucking nonrespondents are STRANGLING me