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Colonel Flagg Dec 29th, 2010 03:47 PM

:pagebrak

It's a wonder I haven't been banned yet, then. :sleep

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:04 PM

You get credit for being adorable, Colonel. ;)

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:05 PM

Guys! I'm friends with the Colonel on the Face Book. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:06 PM

Guys! I watched Die Hard over & over yesterday. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:07 PM

It was a boring day at work. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:09 PM

And I'm wondering what is the deal with the flight attendant checking him out at the start and the lady in her underwear on the phone in the opposite building just after the terrorists seize the building. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:11 PM

McClane also gets a bunch of looks from other ladies in the film & I'm wondering what the subtext is with that. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:14 PM

I tried looking it up on the Internet but it just talked about John & Holly's marriage, how black guys get a good treatment in the movie, & that the company employees deserved what happened to them because they were so naughty with the drink, drugs, and sex. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:15 PM

Guys! Today; I'm watching Die Hart 2.

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:15 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:16 PM

I am retartet. :x

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 04:16 PM

OK! Guys! I stopped watching that & started watching Die Hard 2. :eek

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2010 04:52 PM

I didnt care for the 2nd one. I thought it sucked.

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2010 04:53 PM

Just out of curiosity... what the hell do you do for a living Pub?

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2010 04:53 PM

Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

Zhukov Dec 29th, 2010 05:04 PM

He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.

Esuohlim Dec 29th, 2010 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 709121)
Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

YES

OH YEAH, NEVER MIND, I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT LOL

Esuohlim Dec 29th, 2010 05:26 PM

LOL

Esuohlim Dec 29th, 2010 05:27 PM

LOLL

Esuohlim Dec 29th, 2010 05:27 PM

LOOLL

Esuohlim Dec 29th, 2010 05:27 PM

Although I can't make duplicates of a post made in the last five minutes :(

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2010 05:29 PM

WHERE IS YOUR INFINITE POWER NOW!!?!?!

Fathom Zero Dec 29th, 2010 05:29 PM

Space the binal frontears

Babs Dec 29th, 2010 05:44 PM

So while arguing with my significant other, the horrible sounds of the shaggs play in the background. Talk about a real fucking nightmare.

Tadao Dec 29th, 2010 06:00 PM

What were you arguing with your mom about?

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 06:15 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 709120)
Just out of curiosity... what the hell do you do for a living Pub?

I'm a cowboy. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 709121)
Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

Is 'clicking Submit over & over until it posts' considered waiting? :eek

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 709122)
He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.

What is a weta? :confused

ginger Dec 29th, 2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 709092)
Did you know you can get banned for being unfunny?

:confused:i thought gingers were all funny. did i offend you?

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 06:41 PM

I just remembered how to use the ignore function. :eek

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2010 07:48 PM

I was always proud to be a ginger before :/

Also, tonight I drank like a half-gallon of strong margarita. I kind of hit a wall owing to my spinal condition (figuratively) and then got better as I went.

Wiffles Dec 29th, 2010 08:17 PM

Hes a troll, can we keep him? ^.^

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2010 08:20 PM

This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.



Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.

Colonel Flagg Dec 29th, 2010 09:11 PM

I thought I had too much to drink at my Dad's 90th birthday party, but it turned out to be a stomach virus. What a relief. :shocked

Wiffles Dec 29th, 2010 11:52 PM

deleted due to double post, oops

Wiffles Dec 29th, 2010 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 709122)
He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.



This is an approximation of Pub's daily life

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 709162)


This is an approximation of Pub's daily life

:pac

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2010 11:58 PM

Aww, you fixed it yourself with your snazzy edit button. :eek

Wiffles Dec 30th, 2010 12:05 AM

kia ora pub ^.^

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 12:07 AM

Haere mai, Wiffles.

ginger Dec 30th, 2010 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 709156)
Hes a troll, can we keep him? ^.^

idk if you want to... i leave a trail of ginger pubes and lucky charms wherever i go

Colonel Flagg Dec 30th, 2010 07:50 AM

I was wondering how long it would take ....

MLE Dec 30th, 2010 09:46 AM

looks like it's a small hiatus.

elx Dec 30th, 2010 10:22 AM


hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!

elx Dec 30th, 2010 10:31 AM

and farewell to you ginger ;)

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 10:56 AM

So white knighting happens... on the entire Internet? :eek

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 10:56 AM

I don't mind being mean to you, ELX. >:

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 10:57 AM

You know, if you're into that. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 10:59 AM

:tear

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 11:00 AM

:pagebrak

elx Dec 30th, 2010 11:02 AM

how can you be like that pubby :(...

Dimnos Dec 30th, 2010 11:02 AM

Accommodating?

executioneer Dec 30th, 2010 12:21 PM

um maybe like five years ago we had lots of white knights

these days its more of a black knight situation, honestly

executioneer Dec 30th, 2010 12:21 PM

i blame guitar woman

Chojin Dec 30th, 2010 12:44 PM

it used to be a goddamn epidemic, back when we actually cared about each other and went on field trips

Guitar Woman Dec 30th, 2010 01:24 PM

I actually think you guys treated me less like dirt when I was Father Spaz.

Is it because I broke your hearts? With my penis?

Tadao Dec 30th, 2010 02:07 PM

:lol

Chojin Dec 30th, 2010 02:40 PM

i still think you're the bee's knees

but you don't seem to appreciate it

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 709178)

hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!

What's a white knight?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 709157)
This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.



Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.

My gf got me the new ludacris album for christmas and it has a song called this on it that has been stuck in my head for the last few days.

Tadao Dec 30th, 2010 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 709208)
Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 709178)

hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!

What's a white knight?

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 709208)
What's a white knight?

It is the thing where we're only nice to ELX in the hopes that she'll get her tits out. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 04:41 PM

On an unrelated note: Hey Bill, get your knob out! :orgasm

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2010 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709209)
Spoilers!

:lol The picture doesn't show up while I'm at work so I'm still in the dark.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 709210)
It is the thing where we're only nice to ELX in the hopes that she'll get her tits out. :eek

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Tadao Dec 30th, 2010 05:20 PM

While telling her to not take her its out.

AKA J.O.A.T.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2010 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 709211)
On an unrelated note: Hey Bill, get your knob out! :orgasm


Its new years tomorrow so maybe.

:newyears

Wiffles Dec 30th, 2010 06:42 PM

You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>

Tadao Dec 30th, 2010 06:45 PM

She has for me.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 709220)
You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>

Neither have you, Sweetheart. :oao

Wiffles Dec 30th, 2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 709225)
Neither have you, Sweetheart. :oao

Its not my job to get the goods you fellas so desire, Im just here for motivational support ^.^

Babs Dec 30th, 2010 07:19 PM

I was used to CiG producing the goods on her drunken late night chats. Ya feel me?

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 709226)
Its not my job to get the goods you fellas so desire, Im just here for motivational support ^.^

I'm talking about your goods, cutebuns. :oao

Wiffles Dec 30th, 2010 07:54 PM

yeah if you like hamsterbutts

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 08:28 PM

If that is what you've you got; it is what I want to see, Sugarchops. :oao

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2010 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 709157)
This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.



Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.


elx Dec 30th, 2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 709220)
You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>

i'll show you mine if you show me yours :)

turned 18 yesterday, it'll be legit.

elx Dec 30th, 2010 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 709191)
um maybe like five years ago we had lots of white knights

these days its more of a black knight situation, honestly

you gents are indifferent to females, which is way better than any knighthood.

Tadao Dec 30th, 2010 09:09 PM

No, they are just fagots.

Tadao Dec 30th, 2010 09:10 PM

:wank

elx Dec 30th, 2010 09:11 PM

best cookies ever

elx Dec 30th, 2010 09:13 PM

happy birthday willie <3

Fathom Zero Dec 30th, 2010 09:19 PM

i like the way she works the balls

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2010 09:22 PM

Happy birthday ELX.

Esuohlim Dec 30th, 2010 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 709239)
turned 18 yesterday, it'll be legit.

HEY ELX WANNA SKYPE

BE CAREFUL, I WILL NOT BE 18 FOR QUITE SOME TIME ;) ;)

elx Dec 30th, 2010 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 709245)
i like the way she works the balls

that's nothing compared to gina neely, have you seen the way she rubs the pork?


^ best black folk

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 709247)
Happy birthday ELX.

thank you bill!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 709248)
HEY ELX WANNA SKYPE

BE CAREFUL, I WILL NOT BE 18 FOR QUITE SOME TIME ;) ;)

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 709239)
turned 18 yesterday

Dick pics emailed! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 09:51 PM

She'll have to PM me her address if she wants the required magnifying glass. :eek

elx Dec 30th, 2010 09:55 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 30th, 2010 10:26 PM

:P

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2010 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 705897)

:love

Kitsa Dec 30th, 2010 10:35 PM

Gulliver's Travels was a completely disappointing movie. Not the Jack Black-being-Jack Black thing, because that's just what he does, but why the hell would you even cast Catherine Tate if you weren't planning to utilize her comic genius? :(

Also, I was trying to figure out of all the ladies' goods were hoisted up under their chins on purpose as some sort of stylistic joke or what, but it was distracting.

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2010 12:10 AM

Hey, I like black people

Tadao Dec 31st, 2010 12:45 PM

Happy New Year Pubbles and Z-Man.

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2010 04:47 PM

Yeah, that stuff to you too when you catch up in a week.

Colonel Flagg Dec 31st, 2010 05:06 PM

Happy New Year to Pub and Zhuk and anyone else either on the Pacific Rim, or "Down Under".

(Anyone hear from KK?)

Colonel Flagg Dec 31st, 2010 05:08 PM

And now, all of Asia and most (if not all) of Africa and Europe.

Colonel Flagg Dec 31st, 2010 05:09 PM

I can't remember if you're 6 or 5 hours ahead in Jolly Old England. :(

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2010 05:35 PM

I bought myself a crazy wacky Japanese game for an exorbitant amount of money today.

Zhukov Dec 31st, 2010 06:07 PM

UGGGGHHHHH just got back from a music festival. GOD. I hate just about everyone. Public Enemy was awesome to see live, and a lot of fun, but I really, really needed to kill quite a lot of people to make the three days worth it. Happy new year everyone.

RaNkeri Dec 31st, 2010 06:08 PM

'lo


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