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Tadao Feb 16th, 2011 07:24 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 16th, 2011 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713102)
ATTENTION TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST

I like your avatar.

:) me too. I've been meaning to change it to that for a while but I didn't have it saved at work.

Pub Lover Feb 16th, 2011 09:30 PM

The mouth... :eek

Pub Lover Feb 16th, 2011 09:31 PM

Am I... :eek

Pub Lover Feb 16th, 2011 09:32 PM

Am I the only one? :eek

Kitsa Feb 16th, 2011 09:43 PM

you'd have to ask the original animators. I just duplicated their design in cake.

Guitar Woman Feb 16th, 2011 10:58 PM

I've quit smoking! For real this time!

PROS:
I can smell things again
I don't stink like a wet ashtray
I'm suddenly lucid all the time instead of the 30 minutes following my last smoke
I have a fuckload of magical health energy
Less cancer

CONS:
I really want a fucking cigarette. :(

Zhukov Feb 16th, 2011 11:49 PM

Wow, I think you should just take it back up again. Why do what society expects of you?

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713119)
you'd have to ask the original animators. I just duplicated their design in cake.

Looking at the animation I can see the shape but it doesn't have same... :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:39 AM

...uh. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:40 AM

You've made it much more... :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:41 AM

Look, does no one else see what I'm saying? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 713125)
I've quit smoking! For real this time!

You still suck cocks though, right? :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 12:44 AM

It's a special shape, that. Put your index fingers and thumbs together.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:15 AM

:eek

Pentegarn Feb 17th, 2011 07:17 AM

Wow this discussion got all angry and filled with angst really fast, at least there was lots of funny though

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:19 AM

You're right. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:20 AM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:21 AM

:tear

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:22 AM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:23 AM

:eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713142)
Speak Australian you bastards >:

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Zhukov Feb 17th, 2011 10:01 AM

Or New Zealandish I guess, since I can understand that if I concentrate.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 17th, 2011 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713139)
It's a special shape, that. Put your index fingers and thumbs together.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713145)
:eek





edit: Better pic

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 10:51 AM

Exactly. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 10:51 AM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713161)
Exactly. :eek


You know what, you try to render a 70s cartoon villain in chocolate and then get back to me, ok?

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 10:59 AM

Touchy much? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:00 AM

I didn't even know it was by you. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:01 AM

And anyway, I would more likely skip right to drawing labia on cakes. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:01 AM

I'm kidding. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:02 AM

I'd draw dicks. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:02 AM

Then lick them. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 11:03 AM

Hard. :yum

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2011 11:08 AM

I've already done a dick cake, you're not getting another one.

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2011 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 713128)
Wow, I think you should just take it back up again. Why do what society expects of you?

I quit because it was expensive, killing me, and I was sick of requiring nicotine to function, not because everyone said I should.

In fact, more than half the people I know are heavy smokers, so they're probably going to be bothering me to start again.

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2011 11:14 AM

Photo on a local restaurant website for the kids' menu.


Kitsa Feb 17th, 2011 11:58 AM

I went to the dermatologist and got surprise biopsy surgery. It felt like a punch biopsy. Google it sometime, it hurt like all hell.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 713160)
Thanks ... I think ... for solving the mystery of the past couple of days. :(

i-Mockery - you miss a day, you miss a lot. Or not.


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Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713176)
I went to the dermatologist and got surprise biopsy surgery. It felt like a punch biopsy.


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 713176)
it hurt like all hell.

I can believe that. :x

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowdancer21b (Post 703967)
Red Dwarf by Grant Naylor. Yes this novel inspired the series, and yes, there are differences. The novel has a considerably darker tone. I mean really, really much grimmer. The characters are identical in their portrayal however, so that was good to see. I hate it when characters get changed in the transition, but Naylor wrote the television script too, so we saw none of that. Much of the book is in the series, but it goes more into Lister's backstory and also there is quite a bit that didn't make it into the series, such as the evolution of the cats and what their holy war was about (not the color of the hats at the hotdog stand, but rather the name of Holy Mother Frankenstein's protector and their savior. Cloister or Clister.) It was an entertaining read, but I was depressed at the end. It's very well written too. So I give it four out of five.

No! The novel did not inspire the series. Are you retarded? The television programme was based on the radio show and then the book was a reworking of the the telly scripts. What book are you even fucking reading? Are you German? Even then the book would be called Roter Zwerg. If you are reading it in English and if you're in this reality then you're probably pressing your callused Braille finger against Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers. Grant Naylor are two people. Rob Grant and Doug Naylor. It says that on every goddamn copy of the book unless you pull the pages out at random to wipe your drooling gob without first reading them. You have really pissed off the the ten year old deep inside me that had that as his favourite book. So take that, Person That Doesn't Post Here Any More And Has a Post from November That I Am Replying To. >:

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 12:53 PM

Deep inside a ten year old, eh? :liquidstatik

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 12:57 PM

I like the feeling I get when I know I could help somebody I dislike, but decide not to. Is this one of marks of serial killerism?

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
RED DWARF RED DWARF RED DWARD

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3091/reddwarf.png :eek :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 01:25 PM

what a nerrrrd

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:26 PM

Dammit, I spot a grammatical error instantly. Why couldn't I see that at the time? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:27 PM

I would edit that so heavily if submitting it to you today, Esuohlim. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:28 PM

I think it is still funny though. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713189)
what a nerrrrd

"i was also going to write a long speech about how much i hate fathom zero, fucking hipster douchebag :("

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:31 PM

You're mean, Dylan. :tear

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:32 PM


Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:35 PM

Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 01:36 PM

You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:37 PM

So yes. Thank you, Tom. I needed to be mocked for writing a paragraph about anything, particularly a personal passion. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:37 PM

I will stick to the dick jokes from now on. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:38 PM

Although just saying dicks all the time isn't much of a joke as much as a repressed desire to suck you all off. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 713198)
You should write a self-help book under the pseudonym 'Rick Buckley'.

I don't get it. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:40 PM

If I was a gay guy called Richard I would totally not have my name shortened to Rick. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:41 PM

Because I would want to be called Dick! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:42 PM

Dick Fuckley! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:42 PM

Was that it? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:43 PM

Was that the joke, Dylan? :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:43 PM

Bravo! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713197)
Those shitty reviews were some of the last things I ever wrote before deciding to stick to single sentences followed by an emotion. :eek

Emoticon is too a word spellcheck (spellcheck is not a word). :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:55 PM

Sorry! The administrator has disabled the list of members. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 01:56 PM

What is that about? :confused

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 711305)
does sirens of titan have a sequence where the main character takes a bunch of meth and starts hallucinating horrifying shit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711311)
What a good book you have chosen to read.

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Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:17 PM

Reading the True Bedroom Stories thread from the beginning. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:17 PM

Feel sick at the end of the first page. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:18 PM

I don't think I like sex. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 490472)
why am i supposed to be taking notes

is there gonna be a test on how to be despicable later

2007 Willie knows what is up. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 17th, 2011 02:39 PM

It was a good name to have, I don't understand why you're making some sort of amusement out of it. :(

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 02:46 PM

I am a sad, pathetic man. :eek

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2011 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713180)
I can believe that. :x

My own fault...I told him that I had some numb spots on my back from spinal surgery nerve damage, so he didn't bother anesthetizing me. Turns out that either a) if the spot was numb, it was not numb enough, or b) he found a spot that was not at all numb.

He slapped a band-aid on it and sent me on my way. It's not so very much, but it feels like a large welt backed by a bruise.

Still, better that than some iffy spot on my skin going all melanoma on me, because that's way worse.

executioneer Feb 17th, 2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713217)
2007 Willie knows what is up. :eek

2011 Willie still thinks it's despicable :(

edit:

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 03:21 PM

Yes, but in 2011 I am the king of the forum virgins. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712946)

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10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 17th, 2011 03:38 PM

I thought the airhorn story was in there but it must be somewhere else.

executioneer Feb 17th, 2011 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 713223)
Yes, but in 2011 I am the king of the forum virgins. :eek

well i still have record for longest tenure, i'm the senior virgin emeritus

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 06:51 PM

After this loveline thread I think I am going to shoot for 80 year old virgin. :x
Spoilers!

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:09 PM

Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 536889)
What the hell kind of position was he in that he could hit the walls and ceiling with shit?

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LordSappington Feb 17th, 2011 07:23 PM


Jesus Christ

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:26 PM

I miss ELX

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:27 PM

I wish there was some way I could honor her

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:27 PM

Some way to let her know we love her :(

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:47 PM

maybe send her more pics of my penis?

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:48 PM

she didn't turn me in the first time :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713248)
I miss ELX

Tell me about. I hope all you jerks are happy for chasing her off. She was swell. >:

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:51 PM

You could send me some pics of your penis. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 07:51 PM

I'd totally share them with her. :eek

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 07:53 PM

Everyone knows you are a penis hoarder. :yum

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 08:15 PM

I would totally share with her. ;)

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 08:15 PM

Hey Miss Elx, please come back so I can give you some penis. :love

LordSappington Feb 17th, 2011 08:29 PM

elx quit again? She'll be back. She can't resist the musky smell of shut-ins.

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 08:44 PM

More pretty girls need that as a fetish. :eek

Tadao Feb 17th, 2011 09:09 PM

ALL GIRLS NEED THAT AS A FETISH. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 09:16 PM

Page 8 on the True Bedroom Stories thread, so about halfway on that monster. I just had to go sit outside in the sunshine for ten minutes to stop the dry heaving. :x

Pub Lover Feb 17th, 2011 09:17 PM

The funny bit being it is all stuff I say in here but with the sad lack of manic-failure I add it everything. :eek


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