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Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2011 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 727589)
i wish i could disable the ability to give people positive rep

I think people with negative rep should also have their postcount decreased by 1 for each post

Babs Jun 22nd, 2011 12:20 AM

I can only hope to improve.

kahljorn Jun 22nd, 2011 12:27 AM

SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME ZUGS OR REPUTATION PICKLES OR WHATEVER THEY ARE

elx Jun 22nd, 2011 12:30 AM

what asshole keeps messing with shit

kahljorn Jun 22nd, 2011 12:32 AM

ALL ASSHOLES KEEP MESSING WITH SHIT

elx Jun 22nd, 2011 12:35 AM

:lol



but really. nobody likes change!

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2011 12:36 AM

I WANT TO GIVE KAHL ALL MY PICKLES, BUT APPARENTLY I HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 10 YEARS BEFORE I'M ABLE TO GIVE PICKLES TO THE SAME PERSON AGAIN?

THIS PICKLE SYSTEM IS CHUCKLEWORTHY AT BEST

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 12:36 AM

you have to vote on 5 other people before you can rep the same person again

and you have 10 votes per day

i am open to revising this policy

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 12:38 AM

also i really do lol every time i read the word 'chuckleworthy'

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 12:43 AM

:NIPPLES

I'd prefer it if I could see my rep if I just click on my profile, the same way that my profile shows me my infractions.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 12:51 AM

I think my dog just ate one of my Celexa and or Dexedrine. He's just sitting on his pillow bobbing his head around and growling at nothing.

I kind of want to mess with him with my Peewee Herman ventriloquist dummy.

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 12:54 AM

our newest emoticon is

:chuckleworthy

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 727610)
also i really do lol every time i read the word 'chuckleworthy'

Can you see my negstive feedback?

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 727612)
:NIPPLES

I'd prefer it if I could see my rep if I just click on my profile, the same way that my profile shows me my infractions.

yeah i agree, i'd also like it if everyone could see everyones' rep in the profile view

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 12:57 AM

I applaud these decisions.

ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR US, CHOJIN. You who art so selfless, what can we do for you?

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 727618)
Can you see my negstive feedback?

yes but i have to go into the admin panel and type your name in. it's gay

Quote:

I applaud these decisions.

ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR US, CHOJIN. You who art so selfless, what can we do for you?
this man knows how to collect rep

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 727622)
yes but i have to go into the admin panel and type your name in. it's gay

I mean the bad rep I left you ;)

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 01:04 AM

Okay I'm seriously worried here: Dog just let out a freak-out scream that would put Hunter Thompson to shame.

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 01:05 AM

24 vet. :\

Grislygus Jun 22nd, 2011 01:11 AM

THE POST RANKINGS HAVE OPENED THE GATES INTO THE WORLD AND I DECLARE MYSELF HIGH PRIEST OF THE ESOTERIC ORDER OF THE BEARDED ONE

OUR GOD SLEEPS IN THE ANCIENT CITY OF R'LYEH AND OCCASIONALLY WAKES TO PLAY THE OREGON TRAIL AND PUT SHAVING CREAM IN THE EARS OF CTHULHU. PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH WILLIE R'LYEH WGAH'NAGI FHTAGN! THE CHOSEN SHALL BE BLESSED IN THE NAME OF OUR GOD, WHICH IS SUPERIOR TO ALL

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 727625)
24 vet. :\

I realize that makes even less sense when I don't add 'hour'.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 01:26 AM

Okay, I get it. I kind of thought you meant 24 hour vet it your original post. That's not an option since I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, but the dog should be fine. It was a really low dose of dexedrine and he's managed to get into my pill box before.

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 01:32 AM

Dogs are more resilient than people give them credit for.

Unless they eat chocolate. Then you're an asshole.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2011 01:41 AM

:nipples

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2011 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 727630)
Okay, I get it. I kind of thought you meant 24 hour vet it your original post. That's not an option since I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, but the dog should be fine. It was a really low dose of dexedrine and he's managed to get into my pill box before.


Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:47 AM

That actually makes me laugh.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 01:54 AM

The emoticon is funny, but I think animated is just too much.

Zomboid Jun 22nd, 2011 02:05 AM

What do you know? Not how to take care of your poor dog, obviously.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:13 AM

You don't know how fucking stupid my dog is. I mean he's really dumb, like low functioning autism dumb. I think that the anesthesia from his neutering might have brain damaged him.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2011 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 727638)

I was going to ask for this to be made but I had run out of Zugs.

executioneer Jun 22nd, 2011 02:35 AM

what if there was one for SUPER chuckleworthy that flipped twice as fast and had "SUPER" in flashy red/white/black letters

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:40 AM

seizure inducingly chuckleworthy

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 03:01 AM

flippin' chuckleworthy

kahljorn Jun 22nd, 2011 03:10 AM

Quote:

I WANT TO GIVE KAHL ALL MY PICKLES, BUT APPARENTLY I HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 10 YEARS BEFORE I'M ABLE TO GIVE PICKLES TO THE SAME PERSON AGAIN?
POOR BOY SANDWICHES FOR EVERYBODY

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 03:15 AM

someone needs to make the Page Zak

kahljorn Jun 22nd, 2011 03:17 AM

these girls were in one of those conference/study rooms talking about breat implants or some shit and one of them was saying how hers got messed up (not ruined just i dunno messed up a bit somehow "but they still look fine") from driving around / fucking and when they walked out of the room they looked at me cause i was sitting at a table right next to there and were all, "I WONDER IF HE HEARD US" and i looked at them and was all, "YEP" and went back to sleep

:masterofflirting

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2011 05:36 AM

Smooth like glass Kahl. Nice.

These two filthy slappers sat on the bus behind me today, and were talking about getting tattoos during the school holidays. One of them wanted "a half car, half horse thing". I did an audible TSK and thought about how superior I was. I was on my way to collect my dole.

Zomboid Jun 22nd, 2011 10:38 AM

I just gave you bros some rep for those posts. Keep up the good work.
:chuckleworthy

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 12:47 PM

oh grrrreat i found a way to turn on rep for admins too

pram maven is online btw

i wonder how he feels about his mockerzugs.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:06 PM

He just pmed me something about doing meth. I guess it was meant to upset me or something. I've never met anyone as slow in the head as this fool.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:07 PM

So, I have the IPad for the next 2 weeks. At this point, I'd much rather have the laptop.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 01:10 PM

Doesn't Pram also think that you don't have legs for some reason?

I'm typing this from an ipod touch.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:14 PM

He thinks a lot of wrong things because he never actually pays attention.

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 01:15 PM

sorry aboutm you legs

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:20 PM

I need to set up a Tadao wheelchair donation website.

Chojin Jun 22nd, 2011 01:23 PM

just ask the actors' guild to set it up for you

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 01:33 PM

You should try and snag a Free White Cane, too.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:37 PM

I've thought about turning my dog into a service dog, but appearently they have to be well behaved to pass. Kitsa, did yours ever pass?

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 01:37 PM

use donations to buy child porn, mail child porn to pram maven in a big box marked HERE IS THE CHILD PORN YOU ORDERED, DON CARLSON.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 01:39 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2011 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 727693)
...what would you do if you wanted to be obnoxious when someone wants to take a serious picture of you?

Drop my trousers.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2011 01:46 PM

Hand in the pants

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 01:55 PM

<i>use donations to buy child porn, mail child porn to pram maven in a big box marked HERE IS THE CHILD PORN YOU ORDERED, DON CARLSON</i>

Oh, you mean

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:00 PM

I'M NOT THE DEGENERATED PREVERT THAT ORDERS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, DON.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:02 PM

Me neither. But, you know, I could just as easily spread lies about you, so stop being a punk.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:07 PM

Yeah, you're real successful at that sort of thing. :lol

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:10 PM

Haven't tried. You annoy me, but haven't earned my genuine hatred. Mostly, I think you're an immature boob who likes typing ":nipples" a lot. Probably wishing you could see yours behind your neck fat.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:11 PM

*pinches Tadao's neck fat* it's so CUTE! What's it's name?

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:11 PM

Again, it's amazing how much you don't know.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:12 PM

I know you need mental help, seem to exist only to breathe out bad air, and have a weird crush on me.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:14 PM

Everyones seen you crybaby pms. We share them every time you send them to one of us. :lol

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
Tadao,

Would you please unlink that thread from your sig? I'm beggin' ya. It's showing up in my animation stuff now.

If there's any subject you want to learn about, or technical stuff related to your interests, or a song, or even a rare show clip you're looking for, I could probably find the information if you wanted me to trade that for my reputation. That's all I want, and I'm willing to improve your life in some way to get it back. If there's any indirect way I can contribute to the board, I'll do that too.

:lol

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:16 PM

You're nothing.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:17 PM

Everyone's seen this thread in which I embarrassed you in front of a whole messageboard before you had any power here.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727722)
Me neither. But, you know, I could just as easily spread lies about you, so stop being a punk.

MAKE ME STOP, YOU PERVERTED GNOME! OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY TOUCHING YOURSELF TO IMAGES OF SHIRTLESS LITTLE BOYS????

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:18 PM

You're less than nothing...You're so ignoble, you're not even on Google.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:19 PM

He STILL thinks I'm Neophyte :lol You still don't have a clue. :lol Someone needs to track down Neophyte and show him all this. I'm sure he'd enjoy it.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727731)
Everyone's seen this thread in which I embarrassed you in front of a whole messageboard before you had any power here.

All I see is people making fun of you, just like on this board.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727733)
You're less than nothing...You're so ignoble, you're not even on Google.

BETTER TO NOT BE ON GOOGLE, THAN TO BE ON GOOGLE AS AN E-CRYBABY THAT LET A DYING COMEDY MESSAGEBOARD RUIN HIS LIFE.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:21 PM

Outta my way, Otto (Otto my way, Outta?)

How would I make you stop... Hmmmm. Oh, I know. I won't react to anything you say. I like that one.

Anyways, this is the chat thread, I don't want to disrupt whatever conversation you were having.

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727737)
Outta my way, Otto (Otto my way, Outta?)

How would I make you stop... Hmmmm. Oh, I know. I won't react to anything you say. I like that one.

Anyways, this is the chat thread, I don't want to disrupt whatever conversation you were having.

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU MASTURBATING TO THE LITTLE RASCALS AND CRYING INTO A PILLOW.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:22 PM

Otto- I-mockery is dying?! What? I hope not.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:25 PM

I-mockery is what I refer to when I talk about fat people who gang up on skinny guys to get out their pudge aggression. It's the south half of my moral compass. I-mockery can't die... I'll have nothing to remind me of the good in life.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:26 PM

I love the fact that he plain ignores the part where he finally figures out Neophyte hasn't been following him and no one cares that much about him. He actually thought he as important for a while. :lol

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:27 PM

Proof Tadao is Neophyte

Also, Tadao, you've come at me personally since I humiliated you in 2006. Your style of writing is the same as Neophyte's. You even created a thread about Asian tattoos and...feh.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:29 PM

How does that prove I am Neophyte? I have to hear this one. :lol

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:30 PM

:nipples

Otto Jun 22nd, 2011 02:30 PM

Something tells me that Don is heavily immersed in the world of gangstalking victims :lol

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:33 PM

One last thing, Tadao. If you're not following me, then why are you linking to that thread in every post you make and unfairly influencing Google's Page Rank for my name?

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2011 02:33 PM

Being unemployed means the worst stress I have at the moment is that Alley McBeal and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are both on TV at the same time, and I have to keep switching between the two to follow both stories.

Pram, I love that you came back. Just for everyone to hate you again.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:35 PM

Oh fuck it. He's never gonna figure out that all I did was google him, find him complaining on Zug about Neophyte posting his name, then claim to be him to further spook the hell out of him. He needs me to be some guy who has been chasing him for 6 years. :lol You have got to be the biggest loser ever to grace this board.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727747)
One last thing, Tadao. If you're not following me, then why are you linking to that thread in every post you make and unfairly influencing Google's Page Rank for my name?

I think your potential employers need to know how sue happy you are. ;)

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2011 02:37 PM

I'll be surprised if anyone actually checks your links to other boards/proof/whatever, Pram. I don't give a shit if Tadao is being embarrassed by you (SCOFF) on other boards; you're an embarrassment here.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:38 PM

I've been watching 1,000 ways to die. Pretty cool how the victims didn't die from the obvious, but something you wouldn't expect. CSI is my favorite show at the moment. Gotta watch something while Dexter is between seasons.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727747)
One last thing, Tadao. If you're not following me, then why are you linking to that thread in every post you make and unfairly influencing Google's Page Rank for my name?

For the ninth fucking time, there isn't a link to any I-Mock thread on the first page of results

Unless of course your potential employers are indeed searching for "Don Carlson is a homeless criminal" on google

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 02:41 PM

NO GUYS, HE CLEARLY HAS THIS ALL FIGURED OUT

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:42 PM

There is on my computer... Weird. Maybe I just need to clear my cache.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 02:45 PM

Ehhh, whatever. So... I was thinking about the mascot for I-mockery. It would look REALLY COOL in clay. Want to see it?

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2011 02:52 PM

I want to see you hit by a car, but that's about it.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2011 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 727737)
Anyways, this is the chat thread, I don't want to disrupt whatever conversation you were having.

That isn't how it works. You have it backwards. I will now post an emoticon a thousand times.

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 727750)
I think your potential employers need to know how sue happy you are. ;)

Nah, I don't have any money to sue.

But I do think they need to know that you're orchestrating all of this inaccurate information about me. For now, they just think you're a psycho stalker. So, they know about you, and don't expect anything you say about me to be true.

Tadao Jun 22nd, 2011 03:11 PM

Yeah, that's why you pm us to beg us to stop. :lol

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2011 03:12 PM

Yes, potential employers are going to browse i-mockery for links to other message boards where you DESTROY someone called Neophyte who you say is Tadao from i-mockery. They will then see that his claims that you are homeless are unfounded.

Potential employers are only aware that Tadao is a stalker at this point, so keep posting here to clear your reputation. This makes sense.

Pub Lover Jun 22nd, 2011 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 727748)
Being unemployed means the worst stress I have at the moment is that Alley McBeal and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are both on TV at the same time, and I have to keep switching between the two to follow both stories.

Which episodes are on? Are you merging the two into a single narrative?

Zhukov Jun 22nd, 2011 03:17 PM

Oh, they were on hours ago. On Ally Mcbeal the guy with bleached hair died for real and there was singing, and on Sabrina she was wearing a mini skirt and used magic or something.

Like I said; problems.

Fathom Zero Jun 22nd, 2011 03:18 PM

I keep looking for a thread called "Don Carlson is a homeless vagrant" but it doesn't exist. :(

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 727761)
Yeah, that's why you pm us to beg us to stop. :lol

Actually, I don't care anymore. I've accepted it. There's going to be ugly shit about me on the internet no matter what. There will also be positive shit. Same as there's always been.

Ex Leper Jun 22nd, 2011 03:19 PM

When will there be an Encyclopedia Dramatic page for him?

Pram Maven Jun 22nd, 2011 03:20 PM

...unlike YOU, Tadao, whom, when Googled, one can only find negative shit. Because you're a dick everywhere you post. Even on the Spondylitis forums. Shock this, sex that. Is there any SUBSTANCE to you?

Babs Jun 22nd, 2011 03:23 PM

Fuck off loser


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