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Johnny Couth Mar 26th, 2006 11:59 PM

Penis
Vagina
Penis

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:00 AM

NOUN
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:01 AM

Cat

Tongue

Vixens

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:03 AM

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 12:04 AM

delicious
faggy
pee-stained

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:06 AM

ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:08 AM

Red

Slowly

Tie

Schimid Mar 27th, 2006 12:08 AM

runny!
spooning!
pounce!

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:09 AM

VERB
VERB
VERB-ING

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 12:09 AM

spooning is not a adverb mister

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 12:10 AM

cock
block
cockblocking

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:10 AM

In all fairness I could use it for the verb-ing :(

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:10 AM

Eat
Jump
Catching

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:11 AM

TERRAIN
BODY PART
BODY PART

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:12 AM

Cliff

Hand

Nose

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 12:12 AM

swamp
"weiner"
nostril

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:13 AM

BODY PART
EMOTION
CONTAINER

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:14 AM

That's it it's a short one :/

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:15 AM

Leg

Love

Box

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 12:18 AM

thumb
mopey
butthole

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:21 AM

EXCERPT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND (this one's weird the words are all out of order)

Soon her "weiner" fell on a delicious glass butthole that was lying under the penis: she opened it and found in it a very faggy fox, on which the words "Pounce Me" were beautifully marked in vixens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can cock the wing; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can jump under the cat; so either way I'll get into the cliff, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit, and said slowly to herself, "Which tongue? Which tongue?," holding her nostril on the top of her leg to feel which way it was spooning, and she was quite mopey to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and pee-stained for life to go on in the runny way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the fox.


The beginning was funny :(

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 12:23 AM

request title change to "delicious glass butthole" plz mods

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:35 AM

Sorry for fucking up your mad-libs.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:40 AM

Quit with the Pub Lover-esque self-esteem would ya? >:

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:41 AM

I'm not trying to imitate Pub for chrissake.


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