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Chojin Jan 20th, 2007 04:43 PM

MOCK WARS 2K7 SIGNUP THREAD
 
Hey. Hey fgts.

Mock war.

Right now I'd like to start this February 14th. For most of you who don't know because you will die EMPTY AND ALONE, that's Valentine's Day. I figure you'll all have some aggression to work out at or around that date.

Scheduling:
February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. Qualifiers will be handled just like last year, where everyone in the competition piles into a handful of threads and tries to be funnier than everyone else (it is handled this way because you all have experience doing this).
February 17-18th: (Sat, Sun) Voting will take place on the qualifiers, and the top 16 mockers will advance to round 1.
Rounds will be held in two blocks (A and B) per week, with 3 days of competition followed by 4 days of voting.
February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 22-24: (Thurs,Fri,Sat) Round 1, Block B mockers fight.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.
March 1-4: Round 2, Block A fights are voted on.
March 1-3: Round 2, Block B mockers fight.
March 4-7: Round 2, Block B fights are voted on.
March 5-7: Round 3, Block A mockers fight.
March 8-11: Round 3, Block A fights are voted on.
March 8-10: Round 3, Block B mockers fight.
March 11-14: Round 3, Block B fights are voted on.
In the finals, the remaining two participants agree on a three-day span that works best for them, then the four days after are reserved for voting.

Winners and runner-ups will receive GIFTS of VALUE. Last year the winner got a trophy, pickle hat, wacky space goggles, and signed Pickleman #1 comic. This year will be better!

If you are interested in participating in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.

If you would like to vote in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.



Participants:

Competitors
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Fartin Mowler
Chojin
Fathom Zero
Rongi
CaptainBubba
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Evil Robot
Sethomas
Max Burbank
TheBigGameOver
The Mock Warrior
Grislygus
WHAT
Esuohlim
Jixby Phillips
xbxDaniel
Kahljorn
Nate Flax
Lenor
Guitar Woman
George (w/ BlueFox)
ArrowX
Misdemonar

Voters
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DuFresne
Sadie
Mockery
MR. DANNY TATOM
MarioRPG
Schimid
DehydratedPorkMan
Emu
SicktodeathMX
Dire Flamingo
Zomboid
EverythingWillSuck
Angryhydralisk
BigTimeBanned
eggyolk
Noob3
King Hadas
MLE
Yggdrasill
Moobs
GADZOOKS
Everyone in the Mock Wars Participants usergroup from last year (voters and participants) FULL LIST
Everyone in the Chojin's Unicorn Glitter Starship usergroup (a collection of 'old time vets') FULL LIST

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 04:54 PM

Could we pair up with someone? I'm still not the best at photoshop and would like to have someone skilled like Metal as my partner, if he would be willing, like tag team wrestling.

Chojin Jan 20th, 2007 05:15 PM

I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 05:34 PM

Watch me disgrace myself!

*counts in*

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 05:53 PM

I feel like I can participate.

Count me in.

Rongi Jan 20th, 2007 07:14 PM

i want in

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2007 07:28 PM

I'll vote.

Misdemonar Jan 20th, 2007 07:53 PM

jeez i hope i don' break my humurous bone :x
I'm in as a mocker

DuFresne Jan 20th, 2007 08:19 PM

I'm good at being humorously pissed off at someone I genuinely don't like, but when it comes to a blatant unprovoked mocking, I have little confidence in my abilities. :(

I'll vote! :)

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 20th, 2007 08:43 PM

I get made fun of enough. Count me out. But I would like to vote.

xbxDaniel Jan 20th, 2007 08:52 PM

Are there going to be requirements to be a participant or voter?

I'd like to vote.

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 09:11 PM

Zeldasbiggestfan should not be allowed to participate in any event after his secret santana debacle.

I wish this happened in December or I would be in this thing :( Since the voters are nothing but teenage nerds I shall be the cool adult vote.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 09:13 PM

I hope Orange Juice Bruce Participates...

sadie Jan 20th, 2007 09:38 PM

i wanna vote again.

Mockery Jan 20th, 2007 10:41 PM

I'll be voting as well.

liquidstatik Jan 21st, 2007 12:18 AM

i wanna vote :D

CaptainBubba Jan 21st, 2007 01:43 AM

I want to play :(

I don't have photoshop or a camera this time though bc/ my computer broked.

Esuohlim Jan 21st, 2007 01:57 AM

Man, if it was summer I'd have dozens of hours of free time to whip up some great mockings and give my unlucky opponent whatfor :picklehat

I'll be a voter :(

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 21st, 2007 03:24 AM

I believe I will throw my tophat into the ring. Sounds like sadomasochistic fun and adventure!

Chojin Jan 21st, 2007 03:45 AM

xbx, the only requirement for entry is that you sign up here, although we admins reserve the right to not let someone compete or vote for any reason.

Glad I'm getting so many responses to this when the boards have been relatively dead lately. Especially glad Tithonus is participating! All of you kids run out and tell your friends about this. I'd still really like to get some humorists from other sites in on this.

http://i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=30

Here are the backups for last year's Mock War, for those of you who missed it.

MarioRPG Jan 21st, 2007 09:22 AM

I'd rather not have my self-esteem crippled at the moment. I'd like to vote please.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2007 09:36 AM

I hope Bubsy doesn't participate. Everyone would lose.

Angryhydralisk Jan 21st, 2007 10:42 AM

I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

2. Limited time around computers.

3. My humor only comes in unintentional spurts.

I'll still try the qualifiers or at least vote, because I am a masochist fueled by the power of starvation and sexual teasing. Reading the previous one had me in tears laughing.

Chojin Jan 21st, 2007 10:59 AM

Hydralisk, all competitors can vote, but you need to make a decision as to whether you're competing or voting only.

Angryhydralisk Jan 21st, 2007 11:19 AM

Okay, I'll compete.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk
I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

Well you haven't been here long, have you?

Angryhydralisk Jan 21st, 2007 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Quote:

Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk
I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

Well you haven't been here long, have you?

You speak no lies. I haven't been here long. But I say that only because of this.

If I was going to mock someone with say, a simple caption below a goofy picture of them, MS Paint.

If I wanted to paste their head on something stupid and utterly degrade them in some elaborate sense, I'd at least have a faster response with Photoshop.

Emu Jan 21st, 2007 12:08 PM

The point isn't to degrade the other person, retard. It's to make the reader laugh. If part of that humor comes from the sheer shittiness of the image you're using, then more power to you.

Chojin Jan 21st, 2007 12:46 PM

VOTING OR COMPETING, EMU?

Schimid Jan 21st, 2007 01:26 PM

voting :=

Jixby Phillips Jan 21st, 2007 01:50 PM

Might participate, BUT

I will be out of town and mostly away from computers on the 22nd-26th. Is there anyway I could particpate and make it so that I wouldn't have to particpate on those particular dates?

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 21st, 2007 01:53 PM

Actually I'd rather vote than participate. I'll be tied up for a while at that time.

GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2007 01:56 PM

New Registered User: The Mock Warrior :boohoo

Chojin Jan 21st, 2007 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Might participate, BUT

I will be out of town and mostly away from computers on the 22nd-26th. Is there anyway I could particpate and make it so that I wouldn't have to particpate on those particular dates?

Yeah, that's why we have Block A and Block B. If you want to be on Block A, your dates around that time would be:

February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.

So you'd miss your voting period, but you could always call that in.

Emu Jan 21st, 2007 02:11 PM

I'll vote I guess ;( I don't feel confident enough to compete

Sicktodeathmx Jan 21st, 2007 10:36 PM

I'll vote!
Can we temp unban OJB for the mock wars?
He was wonderful last time he participated :)

Why did he get banned? Was it for Secret Santa or whatever?

Emu Jan 21st, 2007 10:58 PM

i think it's been said that we shall never know why OJB was banned

Evil Robot Jan 22nd, 2007 12:14 AM

(sound of war drums in the background)
I am planning on competing and winning. Please just start sending the prize to me now.

Sethomas Jan 22nd, 2007 12:21 AM

I guess I'll compete, being pre-registered and all.

Evil Robot Jan 22nd, 2007 12:25 AM

SERIOUSLY, DON'T COMPETE, ILL JUST WIND UP HURYTING YOU.

Dire Flamingo Jan 22nd, 2007 04:36 AM

I'd like to vote!
My photoshopping skills don't go past pasting Ben Lee's head onto owls and SomethingAwful-esque MSpaint drawings of monsters spitting on things. :(
Also, I don't have a ton of time to actually compete. IE, think of the cunning insults exemplified in previous mock wars.

Zomboid Jan 22nd, 2007 05:08 AM

I wanna vote too.

Noodles Jan 22nd, 2007 10:22 AM

I dont own photoshop...but I need to IM GOING TO VOTE

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2007 11:48 AM

Why are you all whining about the need for Photoshop? You don't need it.

Noodles Jan 22nd, 2007 11:51 AM

But most mockers suck without it :(

mburbank Jan 22nd, 2007 01:31 PM

Can't do this time, though I want to. I'm scrambling for overtime, freelancing and may even have to start moonlighting.

Chojin Jan 22nd, 2007 03:58 PM

I'm sorry max, but you're required to participate.

thebiggameover Jan 22nd, 2007 04:19 PM

i bet i go down in the first round, but i will be in. i look forward to meeting evil robot on the battlefield.... :flagninja

EverythingWillSuck Jan 22nd, 2007 06:51 PM

Sign me up for the voting.

Tropical Jan 22nd, 2007 09:03 PM

Dear Chojin,
I would like to make a humble suggestion that the qualifer be a comic roast of ZBF, for he fucked up the xmas swap.

Tropical

Chojin Jan 22nd, 2007 11:41 PM

actually, that's not a bad idea

mburbank Jan 23rd, 2007 09:33 AM

Hey, Eric;

Here's a deal for you. I'll partcipate if everybody accepts that I'll have to be phonin' it in. I'll make it part of my humor.

Angryhydralisk Jan 23rd, 2007 11:41 AM

Due to changes I'll have to vote instead of participate. It happens.

bigtimecow Jan 23rd, 2007 01:55 PM

i will vote!

sspadowsky Jan 23rd, 2007 02:06 PM

It is with great pride and excitement that I announce to all of you that I will be taking absolutely no part in this at all.

Terra Jan 23rd, 2007 03:34 PM

i've been judiciously banned in mock wars one time (mock wars fer chissakes!).

i wish each and every one of you a hardy good luck. may the best mocker win.

Esuohlim Jan 23rd, 2007 04:42 PM

I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

THE MOCK WARRIOR Jan 23rd, 2007 05:35 PM

Count me in, guys!

Fathom Zero Jan 23rd, 2007 05:54 PM

I'm gonna tell more people.

Chojin Jan 23rd, 2007 07:05 PM

and why not, sspad ;<

eggyolk Jan 23rd, 2007 08:20 PM

yes terra, we know

i'll vote because i dont think i can handle the wrath of i-mock :)

Mockery Jan 23rd, 2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

Heh, I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully we can get more participants though once we switch the forums over to the new system and I promote it all on the I-Mockery homepage. Might not be a bad idea to put the Mock Wars off a little longer to give people more time to sign up, but we'll see how it's going between now and mid February and then decide on that...

Evil Robot Jan 23rd, 2007 11:46 PM

5 competitors? your forgeting that I am a FUCKING ARMY!! I AM THE SOMALIAN WARLORD REPLY AND NO AMOUNT OF VOTES AGAINST ME WILL DRAW US FROM SONGUN, JUCHE, AND THE IDEA OF OUR NATION BY ITSELF. OUR ENEMIES WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO CEASE THIER BRIGANDISH ACTS AGAINST THE D.P.R.K..

Terra Jan 23rd, 2007 11:58 PM

something tells me that you weren't banned from a mock wars forum.

RaNkeri Jan 24th, 2007 02:34 AM

Aww shit, I can't participate because of my studies :/

Well, I'd be butchered anyway.

ArrowX Jan 24th, 2007 02:38 AM

Where the fuck is Bruce?

Not taking part at all because I'm too non conformist.

Grislygus Jan 24th, 2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

Forty to five? What the hell, I'll participate and be fodder. At least I done draw good so fars.

Some of you tender-souled fags better sign up. I don't relish the thought of being this year's resident roadkill.

thebiggameover Jan 24th, 2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

Forty to five? What the hell, I'll participate and be fodder. At least I done draw good so fars.

Some of you tender-souled fags better sign up. I don't relish the thought of being this year's resident roadkill.

thats why i said I'll participate because everybody was voting and no one signing up. its gonna be hard with my schedule but im gonna try....

Grislygus Jan 24th, 2007 03:49 PM

Are schedules that big of a deal? I would imagine you could just ask your opponent to refrain from mindlessly spamming the thread while you're at work.

DuFresne Jan 24th, 2007 04:03 PM

I'll have midterms around that time, so when I'm not in class I'll be doing all the reading I'm not doing right now. I'll still have to vote for ten minutes a day, but not make people laugh.

Fathom Zero Jan 24th, 2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Not taking part at all because I'm too non conformist.

If you were really a non-conformist, you'd participate.

GADZOOKS Jan 24th, 2007 06:26 PM

How about we cut off voters, people are cramping my styleee

Chojin Jan 24th, 2007 06:29 PM

no, we really need more voters than we had last year.

also max, that's cool with me!

Womti Jan 24th, 2007 06:34 PM

I will compete!

GADZOOKS Jan 24th, 2007 06:38 PM

MOVE THIS MAN STRAIGHT TO THE FINALS

xbxDaniel Jan 24th, 2007 06:38 PM

I think we have our winner right here guys.

noob3 Jan 24th, 2007 06:42 PM

ill vote

Womti Jan 24th, 2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I think we have our winner right here guys.


xbxdaniel you need to SHUT UP.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2007 07:27 PM

Sign me up, it will be hilarious

GADZOOKS Jan 24th, 2007 07:50 PM

Well, you weren't funny as a girl last time. What makes you think you would do better now that you are a demented boy?

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2007 11:34 PM

I'd participate but I have like 60 classes going on now :( I don't even think I have the dedication to vote.

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2007 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Well, you weren't funny as a girl last time. What makes you think you would do better now that you are a demented boy?

Yeah, you've got a point. I think I'll just vote.

Also, I wouldn't go as far as demented. Creepy, annoying, gay, and stupid, but not demented.

Jixby Phillips Jan 25th, 2007 06:02 AM

:(

MetalMilitia Jan 25th, 2007 06:16 AM

I agree with jixby phillips.

THE MOCK WARRIOR Jan 25th, 2007 09:10 AM

You all flee in fear of the great MOCK WARRIOR

THE MOCK WARRIOR Jan 25th, 2007 09:10 AM

I have been preparing for this since the day of my birth!

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2007 11:27 AM

five bucks says he doesn't even make it past qualifiers

THE MOCK WARRIOR Jan 25th, 2007 04:51 PM

I only hope my opponents have the same fiery spirit!

Womti Jan 25th, 2007 05:03 PM

:)

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2007 05:21 PM


Chojin Jan 25th, 2007 05:26 PM

to everyone pussing out-

the qualifiers determine who competes and that is more or less the YARDSTICK of whether or not you are funny. So COMPETE. You have nothing to lose ;<

ArrowX Jan 25th, 2007 05:54 PM

Fuck it I'm in

LETS ROOOL!

Chojin Jan 25th, 2007 05:55 PM

also I thought it was funny that guitar woman was participating ;< I was glad.

Esuohlim Jan 25th, 2007 06:03 PM

All right all right, put me in too. But I'll need like an auditorium to mock in so I'll have enough room to for my huge mocking muscles :flex

ArrowX Jan 25th, 2007 06:08 PM

I wouldn't' join because due to popular opinion I'd just get eliminated in the qualifying rounds, due to everyones cuntery. But Ive got tenure on my side at this point.

GADZOOKS Jan 25th, 2007 06:12 PM

I would sooner vote you in over Guitar Woman.

Bubsy should partcipate, him and Evil Robot have been at each other's necks.

ArrowX Jan 25th, 2007 06:23 PM

I didn't think GW was participating?

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 25th, 2007 07:10 PM

Ill participate if that faggot OAO does it. I wanna have a chance at making you guys laugh at me for something I did intentionally.

Chojin Jan 25th, 2007 07:17 PM

OAO is banned from participating.

Sacks Jan 25th, 2007 07:27 PM

I'm on the edge of my seat here, I can't decide if I want to take the plunge or not.


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