Thats right :eek

Im so bad at math its not even funny. Im borderling a B- and a C. It sucks hard.

Shut up, beverly

actually you're only half right

z= 1 or -1

I'm Babylonian dude, we ignore negative answers to quadratics doncha know. :rolleyes

Long Version:

I have no love for internet tomfoolery, which is why I must enter this competition of rascalions to prove once again the internet is not a toy, but a tool. A tool for tools. A tool that I, Nate Flax will use to my advantage in my robust affirmation of manliness which is my entry into these mock wars.

Short Version:

Count me in.

man, your pretty ugly dude.

I don't like this character.

Thems fightin' words where I come from...and I come from a rowdy metropolitan area.

Usually people put the short version first, because most people prefer to know just what they need to, or they want to know enough to not care about the long version. Just for future reference.

I reckon this will be a jim dandy of a mock war. :)

See, but with my new and improved revision of the "tried and true" methods, I can successfully con unbeknownst Americans into reading the long version first. I imagine the republican party follows a similar mindset.

do you hate george w bu$h

umm.. *raises hand* i want to join in dammit!

school prevents me from participating despite awesome skills.
i will be the magnanimous abstainer that nonetheless sagely observes from the sidelines.

??

yes?

ha ha loser .. ha ha ..

chojy eric .. please put me in the list to fight .. eh' someone mite vote for me.. or maybe ill suddenly gain some more inteligence by then. Its going to be a surprise.. ive been waiting for this shit ..

btw: any reason why it was choose to begin on valentines day? Ironic .. (if someone has already asked this, sorry, but unfortunatly at this present time I have lost the ability to read through 8 pages of nonsensical bullshit, therefore preventing me in repeating that, which has already been said)

Ok, I changed my mind. I'm gonna COMPETE so I can say really really mean things to lenor in qualifiers. >:

EDIT: fuck it I can't fucking wait that long >:

Still competing, though

haha.. I dont know weither to take that as an insult or a compliment..

ohhh fuckin a' .. if this turns into a 'mockwars on lenore 07' thats really going to be lame...

So are you Lenor or Lenore?

MOCK WARS CHARTER AMENDMENT PROPOSAL: A member can't participate until he/she can consistently spell his/her own name correctly.

Seconded.

seriously shut up.. half of you most likely cant even pronounce your own names.

Yes its spelled lenor, but it was meant to be lenore, unfortunatly that name is unable to be used because of some copywritten shit, I dunno. rog explained it to me along time ago, and I didnt want to be adding numbers. So I just left the E off.

I prefer if people would actually remember my real name, amber, color of beer. Not that hard.

haha what

Ask rog yourself, I dont understand it either. All I can think of is Edgar allen poe.

Allow me to explain this complicated idea. Someone else had already signed up under that name. Contrary to urban myth, it is not actually copyrighted.