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liquidstatik Mar 11th, 2008 11:53 PM

n*ggers more than most, tho

Xydexx Mar 11th, 2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537814)
So then you don't dress up like a unicorn? You're wearing hoofs right now aren't you?

Heh. I wish. :\

It'd make it kinda hard to type, though.

Seriously, the only times I've been fursuiting were in the Ocean City, MD Doo Dah Parade and at a furry picnic at a local park, and I don't actually have my own fursuit (tempting as it is to get one, there just aren't enough hours in the day it seems).

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:03 AM

:lol

ElPila666 Mar 12th, 2008 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 535252)
Chess is for nerds :rolleyes

:(

Using your pawns is a good strategy. If you know how to set them up right at the very beginning you can make a very obnoxious blockade. Try practicing online with other players (if you want really good players you should try the pay sites. My dad was subscribed to one last summer for about 9 bucks a month, which is like half a Finnish peso or whatever so it shouldn't be too big of a deal).

My name is Borat

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 537749)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537770)
It's as if you know the agony of being a fatass. :eek

I know why the caged bird sings.

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 12:13 AM

Milhouse, we should do Masterpiece Theater readings of the forum.

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 12:16 AM

well if you're planning on staying we'd appreciate it if you'd tone down the "IC" stuff we hate characters here (THIS IS NTO THE FUCKING TNT NETWORK >: )

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 12:19 AM

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/HEYGUYS.mp3

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:25 AM

Haha now I'm glad that I didn't do it because I would have done it in my regular boring robot voice. :(

I WILL TUNE UP MY VOCAL SKILLS FATHOM AND BELIEVE YOU ME WE WILL PUT ON QUITE A SHOW

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537824)

BORKEN :(

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:27 AM

YEAH BROKEN

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:28 AM

IT'S BROKEN GW >:

liquidstatik Mar 12th, 2008 12:29 AM

SRSLY GET WITH IT, GW

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 12:30 AM

What's wrong with it :mad

Xydexx Mar 12th, 2008 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537644)
don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!

To satisfy Chojin's insatiable curiosity further, here is a list of things on Xydexx's computer desk:
* A small vintage inflatable horse
* Accoutrements Eugene, the Enchanting Unicorn (made of "huggably soft latex")
* My Little Pony Christmas ornament
* Tag from Flying Horse Royal Lager beer
* Circus horse squeaky toy
* Fluffy purple stuffed unicorn with necklace
* Good vs. Evil unicorn figurines
* An orange My Little Pony with magnetic hoof
* Toy horse from Road To Eldorado
* Some little pink beanie baby unicorn I got in a Happy Meal
* Shotglass with paw and "FURRY" written on it
* Furryville "Track and Fur" tiger figurine
* Parking meter lamp
* Hauptratte-Sperren lanyard with bike lock key and house key on it
* Lanyard with various furry convention badges
* Pegasus plushie I found on the Bronx River Parkway while biking
* Purple horse plushie (on top of the pegasus plushie)
* Purple unicorn plushie (on top of the purple horse plushie)
* White/pink horse plushie (on top of the purple unicorn plushie... they're stackable, you see...)
* Fragment of Non-Sequiter comic from the Sunday paper several years ago: "Let us give thanks for horses." "Yes! They're all better than us."
* Newspaper headline: "Horse-Powered Victory"
* Empty CD case
* Four pens (green, blue, black, red... you can never have enough pens)
* Business cards
* Bottle of Gatorade (Frost)
* Speakers
* Monitor
* Microphone
* Checkbook (balanced, for once)
* Wacom tablet and drawing stylus
* Cutting board
* Scanner (HP Scanjet 2300c)
* Cute Overload and OMG PONIES!!!1 bumper stickers
* Printout of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies
* A post-it note from Rob Paulsen
* Cheap $1 con badge from Gideon
* Cyclecomputer (for my weirdo bike)
* Small bottle of TravelLodge shampoo (has a furry on it!)
* A Radisson Hotel keycard
* The Unicorn Code
* Clear cube of lucite, approx. 1"
* Moist towelette ("Directions: Just tear open and use.")
* Two 41 cent stamps
* Various buttons given at last furry con
* Spare keys to my old 1998 Honda Civic (sold last year)
* Exacto knife (and extra blades)
* Tiny scented candle
* Wireless mouse (not in use)
* My little digital clock that says "TIME" on it
* Some sort of computer card, possibly for my old scanner
* Various computer manuals
* Polaroid of me petting a cougar at a furry con
* Bumper sticker from Pioneer Tunnel Coal Mine in Ashland, PA
* Postcard from Centralia, PA
* Stitch figurine
* King Of All Cosmos fake nose and mustache
* www.goats.com sticker
* Two empty packages of My Little Pony fruit flavored snacks

Stay tuned for our next exciting update, "List Of Things On Xydexx's Other Computer Desk"... or "Xydexx's Shopping List" or "What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses?" depending what sort of mood I'm in.

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 12:41 AM

You guys already know what it sounds like anyway >:

Guitar Woman Mar 12th, 2008 12:41 AM

I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
I could give two shits of a care less about them. What I have against is you, ya fucking cock juggling thunder cunt.

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr0wav.wav

OK this is enough phone-file sending for today I'm poor now :(

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:52 AM

Voice acting :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537835)
I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

Do it, janky >:

executioneer Mar 12th, 2008 12:53 AM

man get a fucken mic already

play some games on windows live search or something you can get one for like 1000 points

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 12:59 AM

Effort. :rolleyes

Boo to that

Zomboid Mar 12th, 2008 01:02 AM

lol sam and I have been making fun of people and doing voices on xbox live for a while now.

...and it's funnier than this.

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 01:13 AM

Expansive list.

Hope you don't have to MOVE.

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2008 01:14 AM

ok


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