What the fuck I'm to drunk to ekeep my eyes open iamd om really drink righ t now LAWL..

SA WHAT SHOULD o DP ?

please i love you so much dad.

i can not sleep and ate some really bad mcdonalds and when i close my eyes ITS THE SPINS FOR ME.

i lvoe oyou

DRINK EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER

DRINK THEM SLOW

YOU SARE SO CUTE LOL YOU SO CUTE LOL

seriously though what can I do to stop having the spins son?

spin the other way

puke

fall unconcious

go south. light lantern. squeeze moss

HELP ME

DUDE THE MOSS WILL INCREASE YOUR DEXTERITY INA COUPLE TURNS, THATLL STOP THE SPINS

JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE RAT-ANTS

DING

FUCK DEXTER'S WRITERS

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm almost done! But yeah, this season of everything has been half assed.

ALL MY LIFE I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE AND YOU'RE THE WOMAN I'M DREAMIN' OF

COME ON BABY LOVE ME LET ME TURN ON YOUR LIGHT HOLD ME NOW HONEY KISS ME ALL NIGHT YOU'RE HEARING VOICES THE VOICES INSIDE OOOOOH YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME YOU WANT ME TONIGHT

lets comfort eachother tadao :(

IM SO NICE I APOLOGIZE WHEN I RUIN PEOPLES FUN

FUCK YOU JERKS

SAY JASPER, WHAT COMES AFTER '75?

76?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

At least it's over for now.

THAT'S SO FUNNY 10K







I NEVER FORGET A FACE,BUT I'LL GLADLY MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN YOUR CASE

he has dead people eyes

its not the eyes its the headset it makes you look like a robot pilot.

at least thats how i look and feel :(

Not just a robot pilot, an ANGRY robot pilot!

You should know it is bad to make your robot pilot angry

HAHAHAHAHHA, I'm assuming its the picture of me with my headset on.(at work, pics blocked)

FUN FACT: Anytime I play Goldeneye deathmatches with friends I always pick the helicopter pilot because he's hilarious looking.

Nothing makes a dude look less aggressive than when they take a picture with their Xbox Live headset on. :<

I can tell you suck at whatever you are playing cause you bite the inside of your bottom lip. :O

That's the picture I took when I opened my secret santa gift and realized it was Bisquik.

You tried to rub it on your gums didn't you :(

I GOT YOU SOME PANCAKE MIX

I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY DAD

WHAT'S YOUR DAD'S E-MAIL ADRESS?

HE SOUNDS LIKE A MAD FISTER

I WANNA E-MAIL THAT DAD

DAD KNUCKLES

dude bisquik isn't even pancake mix its like biscuit mix (GROSS BISCUIT MIX TOO) you have to add a bunch of shit to it to make pankcakes and then they don't even taste good you ******

I always pick valentine. that game is not as much fun as I remembered it to be, I tried playing it not too long ago.

I like the character selection in The World Is Not Enough so much better than goldeneye. You can playing as fucking Max Zorin!!!!!

Work stresses me out a lot.

I stick out my tongue when I aim.

IT'S FROM THOSE FUCKING JAPANESE HACKERS STRESSING HIM OUT WITH THEIR AIMBOTS AND SPAWNING HAX

Hehe, loveline is amusing me right now

HOLY SHIT! Pent isn't posting in sports?

Just kidding ya homo

hey guys hows it goin?

seems like a whole lot

Hey HickMan. I'm home for the holidays. Just thought you might like to know, in case nobody told you.

No no... you have a point there :lol

EDIT: About the posting in sports I mean :lol

Sup Hickman. Did you get three girls to suck your dick while you gunned down an Iraqi family yet? :eek

That is an offensive question to ask Milhouse. >:

You know he already has.

I wonder if ripping a mouth hole in a Berka is as sexy as ripping a fuck hole in pantyhose.

Hey Hickman, you home for the holidays? How long you back for, soldier?

anyone in here? i just found out that the girl i'm digging isn't going to this big end of semester party tomorrow night :(

help me icock

Where is she going?

she'll be up all night writing a paper :(

she told me earlier this week that she was probably going because she doesn't have work on monday, so i was excited. then a few days ago she told me she had a 20-page paper due, but didn't mention the party so i figured everything was cool

Do you have any knowledge pertaining to the paper she is writing? You could offer to help her so that she can make it to the party later. Besides, the later part of a party is always better and you would be knocking boots instead of working on a paper.

if i didn't have a 7-hour class session to teach tomorrow i would :( and she has work for most of the day as well

besides, that would be a bit overstepping my bounds. it's a weird situation where we both know we dig each other (have gone out a few times, slept at her house once) but i still feel like i'm forcing it a bit. i was hoping tomorrow night could be the release (with school for this semester being officially over) that we both need, and then voila

Hmmmm, fuck it. Who needs sleep when sperm could be shot in her face.

this is true. but i actually like this girl, not just wanna fuck her. i wanna cuddle and watch movies and grab her butt :(

Oh, a kinda serious thing. I hope she likes video games.

all that matters is that she likes art and isn't some dumb ass. and she's gorgorgorgorgeous

Why not offer to skip the party and hang out to help with her paper, score some brownie points?

but i feel like kind of a creep, because i'm into her a lot and like, i would really like this to go somewhere (or at least attempt dating). when in reality i should just be dating girls all over because i'm a single faggot

because it's the only house party i'll have gone to since... 2 years ago? i've been looking forward to it for awhile, i guess regardless of whether or not she's going. and it's a 20-page paper :x

trust me, i like her and all, but i'm not missing this fucking party

Nothing at all wrong with liking just one girl. Especially if you don't just want sex and you dig her brain. As you grow older that brain will be there but looks fade. So always pick out a non airhead or you will want to chew shotgun by the time you're 40 :P

I don't know, if it were me, and I really liked the girl, I would give up the party because the party is one night while the girl (potentially) could lead to many nights ;)

that's how i'm trying to think of it. it happens in movies (LOL GAY), there's always a girl you actually dig, and other bitches in between that mean nothing

but fuck man, i'm so close. i have a cute christmas present idea for me and her to make dinner together ahsd8ahsdhasdasdh

i'm such a homo

you are right, but at the same time, i'm almost positive she would rather me not be there. she's a smart person and knows that if i were with her it wouldn't help her paper at all

No. You're not a homo, you're a sissy :P

Seriously though, if she is the one she is the one, no shame in enjoying it if she is

Hey there gents! I'm home on leave til the 4th of January. A good chunk of time. I actually havent killed anyone yet, and I just got out of a pretty 'serious' relationship so I haven't been whoring around too much...BUT NOW I'M BACK, BABY! AND YES I WILL BE BLOWING MY LOAD ALL OVER SOME IRAQIS WHILE FIRING A .50 CAL MACHINE GUN! jkjk

How about this then. Offer anyway, if she doesn't want you there while she is trying to work, then you get off scott free AND bonus bonus bonus, you intended to give the party up for her but you still get to go to the party anyway

Thank you for your service.

Grats on your girl.

.50 cal gun eh? I only have a .38 cal. I have gun envy now :lol

hmmm, i will at least talk to her tomorrow after work and possibly offer. it just seems weird, to me, so probably not. ehhhhhhhhhh

hi hickman! love you!

icock just went all skitzy on me

I'm telling you, this will score you some huge points if you do it, and if you are right about her answer, you get the points AND the party.

Now, speaking of all this romance, I think we need a romantic song to commemorate all the love in the air at i-mockery lately

Same here, but yeah, if it feels weird to you, then they want that.

i would love to trust you tadao but you're a ****** :(

:lol I know

motherfucker

does this make sense:

i'm not going to offer with her paper because let's say i offer and she declines and thinks "what a creep", then whatever mission failed. on the other hand i could not offer and she could think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" and whatever mission failed

BUT she isn't going to think "why wouldn't he offer to help?" because she's not a selfish bitch and knows this party is big for every person in our major. SOOO if i don't offer nothing will be lost (other than me not seeing her), but it opens up future opportunities for me to score brownie points in situations where i would feel confident

y/n?

edit: hi willie

WELL NOW THAT I'VE REPRESENTED MYSELF WONDERFULLY AS A SISSY FAG I'M OFF TO BED

:* to you all

:AMERICAN NIGHTMARE TO SLEEP

Chances are she wouldn't, and if she does, you can make up for it later. After all, you said there's stuff over the break you're thinking about.

You kids think too narrowly.

I would say something to her along the lines of "That's too bad you're not going to this party. Hey, do you need help with your work?"

If she reacts badly, you're just kidding. If she reacts with "Really?! That would be cool!" then you win.

I had one hell of a night tonight. I guess it was a goodnight to go to my girl friends friend birthday party out on the east side where's it's entertaining to yell some shitty gang name you made up. I mean, who the fuck goes around screaming "white boys", I mean for fucks sake if your powers of observation are so fucking limited and you actually have to start proclaiming your race, you might as well go suck a ******s dick.

These kid's had no fucking common decency. Who the hell feels like a man after pushing down several girls but has nothing to say to your face but can only muster up enough energy in their body to pucker up their lips and kiss your ass?

I'm going back and mail bombing all those white trash pieces of shit. Pictures soon to follow.

Yeah, I hate people too. Commiserations.

dude. totally.

What part of the east side were you on Babality? Sounds like Whitehall

:queterminatortheme

i like that.

massive snow today. anybody else?

He's taking you to the gunshow! :highfive

And I think you huys are forgetting one thing. BTC AINT MISSING THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY FOR NOTHIN!

DAMN STRAIGHT

the snow has stopped and the roads are clear as fuck anyway

BTW DRUNK POSTS POST-PARTY WHEN I WANNA KILL MYSELF :/LOVE

Take pics of you being all sad at a rad party.

i shant be sad. it's going to be fun regardless because i go to school with a bunch of hot art nerds :(

oh and they're cool too i guess :justfriends

i'm realizing more and more that i am sheltered beyond belief. my FIRST COLLEGE PARTY? YEAH

I've never been to a college party :lol

well you're like a hundred so fuck off :(

BTC you need to airhorn her and the cuddle a bit.

Exactly, nothing but child molested adolescents.

THIS GUY GETS IT

and seriously guys, turns out it was a politics paper. PARTY TIME BYE

:lol

KITSA! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LOGGING ONTO HERE AND NOT POSTING WHICH IS SELFISH! AT LEAST SAY HI.