I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

If you ever read the birthdays, I just turned 17. She's 16. She's also a good six inches taller than me, WAY stronger without being muscular, and dominates most every girls' sport in the school. Yet, she's still somehow frickin' adorable and girly.
Also, Tadao, thank you for making me choke on my Rice Krispie with your boner hug comment.

This should be on this page too.

Pub Lover

Sep 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

MattJack

Sep 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

:barf

MattJack

Sep 18th, 2008 04:24 PM

only cause i h8 blondes tho

wobzire

Sep 18th, 2008 04:25 PM

I hid it behind that link to preserve everyone sanity Mr. Lover.

Pub Lover

Sep 18th, 2008 04:30 PM

That was how LegoLars used to look.

Tadao

Sep 18th, 2008 04:31 PM

"A Marine sergeant singled out by President Bush for throwing his body on a grenade to save his comrades in Iraq will receive the prestigious Navy Cross rather than the nation's highest military award, military officials said."

:lol

Fathom Zero

Sep 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

I just saw a porno clip with a guy that looked like Richard Belzer.

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

Next Relationship

"I may have betrayed you guys too (said Train Man to his 2Channel)"

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades (Post 578911)

There was this girl who wouldn't respond to my MSN messages, that I knew from years ago. I had the biggest crush on her. Now she's just responded and we're trying to organise a meet-up. That and she once promised to marry me if I got a basketball in a hoop three times, which I delivered.

Could this be the end of my single life? :love

Pub Lover

Sep 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 580086)

That was how LegoLars used to look.

He now looks like a burly, bearded viking. Which is sexy in a completely different way.

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 04:44 PM

Next Relationship

"This ugly fat girl really likes me"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffle Bat (Post 572622)

She always treats me nice. Like she's the nicest person to me (probably because she has a self esteem problem), and she's kind clingy. Anyway I have had GF's that were of the attractive sort, and they don't treat me as good.

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 04:57 PM

Next Relationship

"What's the best thing to say to a girl who THINKS she is fat?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 578146)

My girlfriend imagines that she is overweight, and that I find her unnatractive.

She's gorgeous, and not large at all. She's not just fishing for compliments, either, she actually thinks she's fat. I spend all the time I possibly can telling her how beautiful she is, and touching her, I definitely AM attracted to her.

I'm wondering what other people would say. I reinforce how desirable I find her, and usually wind up using reason and logic. Doesn't really work.

Damn fashion industry.

Kitsa

Sep 18th, 2008 04:58 PM

Didn't Suzanne Somers just call her husband a pedophile?

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 05:18 PM

I thought there'd be more than that, shit. Can't do the old stuff.

How fucking old is Suzanne Somers, anyway?

Tadao

Sep 18th, 2008 05:20 PM

(born October 16, 1946)

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 05:25 PM

Should've been reduced to a burlap sack by now, plastic surgeons are doing the devil's work

Tadao

Sep 18th, 2008 05:29 PM

I wonder why guys don't do it too. It's weird seeing people like the McCains together. You would think that a woman so obsessed with her youth would want her man too look young too.

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 05:31 PM

I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll

Grislygus

Sep 18th, 2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 580095)

The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin'.