Angela Lansbury, Alan Arkin, and Christopher Lee too, huh

Oh, yeah.

I went to elementary school with this kid who honestly believed that she was a horse. Specifically, a lavender horse with a purple mane. She galloped around the playground and everything. I think she might have been a tad unbalanced.

Anyway, her big thing was to try and force people to reenact The Last Unicorn with her. She was the unicorn, of course.

Even way back then I thought people were stupid.

Plot seems kinda dull

This horrible day will not end.

I was making spaghetti for dinner. The noodles were cooked to perfection. I put the strainer atop the pot of noodles, as usual, and inverted it to drain them. The entire pot of spaghetti found its way out a 2-inch crevice on one side of the strainer and went straight down the garbage disposal.

We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

After dinner, I'm going to bed.

It's not a great plot, but it's amusing. Shmendrick and um... the lady with the wild hair, Molly, make it watchable. The love bits between the prince and Amalthea almost make it not. They're set to America.

Also it's very pretty.

:( bad day for you and me both darlin.
I HAD TO PASS UP SEX
I am so unhappy.

Nu uh.

I've done this too - on the bright side, it's the kind of mistake you only make once.

I feel your pain, Kit. Have a whiskey on the rocks, on me. Tell 'em "Flagg's settin' me up". :(

Just to point sumfin out, if you pour salt on the suds, it'll make them go down.

Don't listen to this guy - I tried that once and it exploded my kitchen into smithereens!

Blast! My nefarious scheme is ruined! CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

i think i just sprained my ankle oh god ithurtsithurtsithurts

Asila, honestly, do you need a boner hug? We could send someone




And by someone I mean Tadao, but you have to act surprised when he shows up at the door

It might make me feel better :(

You may have to share it with CiG and Kitsa though, get a hairpin ready

we can take turns

But who gets to hold his hair back when he pukes on your porch?

That's what hair ties are for!

I'll bet Kitsa'll do it

I wouldn't mind 3 seconds of sex and then watching you 3 fool around.

Yah you pull that all together and let me know :rolleyes

;)

I'm pulling it now.

It's what you do when you wanna beat around the bush but you don't want your h*rdon to go soft :x

I am so angry.
But I'll still make you all better if you come over.
:P

So is that like a porno term? Should I add that to my list of porno terms right next to 'fluffer'?

HAWT