four

Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.

k0kurse you!

Esoulhim, did you like Rent?

I'm hanging out with that Ukrainian girl on friday

I hope I can be as charming and entertaining sober as I was drunk

oh shit i forgot that i had hair when i met her

oh well :lol

It will be okay, just print my avatar and use it like a mask

YEAH AND MAYBE ILL MAKE SOME TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT CHEYRNOBIL WHILE IM AT IT >:

Or how Stalin killed a shit load of people

I'm going to bed, f*ck this

Is it weird that I would snap my dick off in Helen Mirren

Apparently no, that seems to be a view expressed by many guys with the forum to express them publicly. One of the podcasts I listen to has 2 people who have repeatedly talked of their sexual attraction to Helen Mirren. In their and your defense she has taken such good care of herself that even at her age her body is on par with bodies of sexy women half her age.

Did you see Helen Mirren in Caligula? She was great.

Helen Mirren is secksy.

Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

IM A NAZI SCHATZE YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND

I'm going to have to agree with you. I don't understand people who think she's hot, especially when they're quick to disparage old women and fawn over Megan Fox.

It's more her personality that's hot.

Megan Fox is blah to me. I can't really point at a hollywood actress I'd really like to get with... maybe Charlize Theron, but only if she kept the accent she used in Arrested Development.

edit: And you can't bang personality. You can bang a pile of old leathery bones, but who would want to?

PERSONALITY IS MY ONLY HOPE, DAMMIT

KITSA YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUTTON

I'd say you're alright as long as you aren't old as dirt. I mean, I have nothing against old people. One of my best friends when I was 18 was 61 sadly.

wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway.

I said you looked good! They were the ones with the cowboy special.

I also called you a Mennonite pretzel lady, but I don't see how either of those things preclude me from saying you and your red hair are cute.