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Jeff The Ninja Jan 1st, 2006 12:17 AM

I Shaved For the First time Today!!!
 
And I didnt slit my throat with my gilette, YAY.

ItalianStereotype Jan 1st, 2006 12:44 AM

wait, so you're like 12?

Chojin Jan 1st, 2006 01:32 AM

I'm shocked.

Jeff The Ninja Jan 1st, 2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
wait, so you're like 12?

No, im 17, I just entered puberty late. Ill post some ID if you are still skeptical of my age.

ScruU2wice Jan 1st, 2006 01:48 AM

I was hoping that OAO was the author of this thread :(

Supafly345 Jan 1st, 2006 03:05 AM

I wish I never started growing facial hair.

GADZOOKS Jan 1st, 2006 03:10 AM

Let's see the ID!

Chojin Jan 1st, 2006 03:31 AM

To be honest this thread isn't as horrible as I was anticipating; I thought I was going to read all about how Herbert F. Pinkleton Jr. shaved his pubic hair for the first time since growing it one year prior, but had some wacky oversight and chewed up his genitals with his father's straightrazor in the process.

Oh internet, I know you too well.

Tropical Jan 1st, 2006 10:54 AM

i'd like some ID here too >:

Lye Jan 1st, 2006 01:30 PM

me too, but its more like i shaved for the first time today, like every day i shave twice and this was just the first...

Supafly345 Jan 2nd, 2006 01:45 AM


Hi can I buy margarita mix now or what?

ArrowX Jan 2nd, 2006 06:30 AM

lol I started shaving at 15. And I hate having to do it.

Marc Summers Jan 2nd, 2006 06:57 AM

Then don't.

ARMYFIREFIGHTER Jan 2nd, 2006 08:37 AM

W00T! A FELLOW WASHINGTONIAN!!

Supafly345 Jan 2nd, 2006 10:00 AM

HAHA DONT YOU JUST LOVE THE RAIN BOY I SURE DONT!!

ARMYFIREFIGHTER Jan 2nd, 2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
HAHA DONT YOU JUST LOVE THE RAIN BOY I SURE DONT!!

compaired to the bullshit redneck crap I am putting up with now, I'll take the rain.

a excert from my blog:
".....you know what is in alabama!?!?! absoulty nothing. this is the land of deep frying, everythign is deep fried. I thought I had seen it all before I came here. but NOOOOO, here is a list of things I have see/tried that have been deep fried, some of them I had no idea what I was eating untill I was done.

catfish, the WHOLE fish, head, tail, gills, all of it.
turkey
phesent(sp)
chicken
snake
opossom (don't ask)
squirrel (once again, don't ask)
hot dogs
trout
salmon ( it had altrady been smoked, th elocals thought it "needed sumthin")
racoon (for the third time, don't ask)
deer
wild hog
twinkies (yes twinkies)
oreos (the greasiest mess ever)
Cream filled cupcakes......
come to think of it, they will deep fry anything that will fit into it. including auto parts, just to prove it could be done."

MetalMilitia Jan 2nd, 2006 04:10 PM

Flying gerbils! thats priceless!! :lol :lol :lol

:rolleyes

Spooky Jan 2nd, 2006 04:24 PM


Mad Melvin Jan 2nd, 2006 05:02 PM


sadie Jan 2nd, 2006 05:18 PM

Re: I Shaved For the First time Today!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja
And I didnt slit my throat with my gilette, YAY.

or did you?! http://www.boycottgillette.com

ARMYFIREFIGHTER Jan 2nd, 2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spooky

what....the......fuck.....is....on.....her.......l ip?

ziggytrix Jan 2nd, 2006 06:27 PM

most....people.....call.....it...hair....or......a ...moustache...

.. .... .. ... .. ... .. ..... ... .. .... ... ... .. . .. .. .... ... .

camacazio Jan 2nd, 2006 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Hi can I buy margarita mix now or what?

OH SHIT THE FACIAL HAIR IS COMING BACK

Tropical Jan 3rd, 2006 12:26 AM

where the fuck is the ID????

Comrade Rocket Jan 3rd, 2006 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARMYFIREFIGHTER
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spooky

what....the......fuck.....is....on.....her.......l ip?

I CAN QUOTE IMAGES TOO



ps. i would totally bang the one in the back by the window.


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