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MattJack Feb 4th, 2007 11:13 PM

THE ZANY CLICHED HUMOR THREAD
 
What's up fellas? So I guess the colts won the game, how about that? Wait, I don't give a shit.

Also, I was wondering..

If a viking and a samurai got into a fight, who's your money on?

GADZOOKS Feb 4th, 2007 11:22 PM

the internet

MattJack Feb 4th, 2007 11:22 PM

dial up?

EisigerBiskuit Feb 4th, 2007 11:41 PM

I'm a loser and used a digital recorder for the game, and halfway through it jumped to the end and showed the score. OH NO THE BEARS LOST.

MattJack Feb 4th, 2007 11:43 PM

Being a Louisiana boy, I had to go for the Colts. Plus Rex Grossman is a d*uch* *ag

Sethomas Feb 5th, 2007 12:29 AM

I just had to support the Colts because they help pay my family's mortgage.

Schimid Feb 5th, 2007 12:36 AM

I hate to confess that I really wasn't looking too hard at the Superbowl after the Ravens and Panthers got knocked out. I wanted the Bears to win only because I have an eerie dislike of Peyton Manning.

I thought they'd have no problem, as I've heard good things about the season and the team as a whole; finally, the game comes up and I get a good look of Rex Grossman and my head goes "oh fuck oh fuck"'

Seriously, what a runt.

Goat Cheese Feb 5th, 2007 10:34 PM

hey guys stay on topic!

a Samurai might win purely on speen but is the viking using his brigands?

MattJack Feb 6th, 2007 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 467516)
hey guys stay on topic!

a Samurai might win purely on speen but is the viking using his brigands?

The viking is using his sheer god like size and willie's beard on 'roids. OK I GUESS HE CAN USE HIS BRIGANDS IF YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO WIN


PS
WILLIE/EXECUTIONEER DO YOU HAVE ANY VIKING PICTURES? IF NOT, YOU SHOULD GET SOME:rock

Goat Cheese Feb 6th, 2007 07:15 PM

executioneer is already a viking.

Fathom Zero Feb 6th, 2007 07:55 PM

He's a lumberjack.

MattJack Feb 6th, 2007 10:53 PM

So the new question is: A lumberjack, viking, or samurai?

glowbelly Feb 6th, 2007 10:56 PM

what about a ninja? huh? NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 06:32 PM

God forbid there ever to be a viking samurai lumberjack.

Johnnie Feb 7th, 2007 06:39 PM

That's like watching big bird and the cookie monster duke it out. They're pretty much even.

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 06:41 PM

no way man cookie monster can totally beat big bird!

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2007 06:44 PM

Sigh
..

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 06:46 PM

Oh man I felt so down when milhouse posted because it felt like I let down Greg Kinnear.

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 06:46 PM

I have renamed this thread so that no one will ever again enter it, not knowing the hilarity contained therein

noob3 Feb 7th, 2007 06:47 PM

suck my cock

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 468579)
suck my cock



:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :posh

Johnnie Feb 7th, 2007 07:00 PM

I just read John Amaechi came out of the closet.

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 07:01 PM

Thats news to me.

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2007 07:18 PM

the samurai would win because vikings use heavy weapons and stuff and samurai's use fast weapons and heavy weapons can only be swung so many ways but samurai's have many and many of them are used only to maim, then kill. That's actually like the basic samurai idea maim then kill, and i think the good samurai's just kill. :samurai lessons

MattJack Feb 7th, 2007 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468665)
the samurai would win because vikings use heavy weapons and stuff and samurai's use fast weapons and heavy weapons can only be swung so many ways but samurai's have many and many of them are used only to maim, then kill. That's actually like the basic samurai idea maim then kill, and i think the good samurai's just kill. :samurai lessons

But vikings played butt darts. That has got to count for something.


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