Dolly Parton on Larry King
 

Normally I don't really give a shit about celebrities and thier appearence, but I just saw an interview with Dolly Parton and well, her eyebrows were "on wrong". I mean it was really bad. They are completely asymetrical and it really freaked me out. You would think that the stage manager for the show would have been like "hey Dolly, are you drunk?" or "why are you so angry?" or "what the fuck is wrong with your face?".

Dolly Parton's got some big ol' ti-tays. :motorboat

This interview?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17cFJctkcpg


Man, I used to love Dolly Parton during the 9 to 5 days. I had a Dolly Parton trashcan.

Dolly Parton the Romulan Warbird

And while we're on the subject, what exactly is Larry King's appeal, annyway? That guy asks the dullest fucking questions

For some reason that made me laugh. :lol2

Probably the most profound thing I've said since I've been coming here. :)

honestly i'm pretty sure her boobs are as hard as bricks right now

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to go there.

Oh yeah, I read that she allegedly had her breasts insured. I also heard that she was kind of embarressed by how big they were.

Dolly Parton's tits were that big before implants were invented.

holy shit i didn't knew that then kudos keeping them as perky as they are

Well I'm sure she's gotten many lifts over the years. There isn't really much you can do other than that to keep them perky, other than wear a bra regularly, do exercises to build up the pectoral muscles that hold them up, and massage them. :\

I actually read somewhere that she had them reduced because they were hurting her back so much.

Cos' he's been around FOREVER. NATURALLY.

Dolly Parton is one of the sweetest women I know.

Fuck you guys.

Dolly Parton on The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson. Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFhCE4ekqA