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Miss Modular Sep 15th, 2003 07:07 PM

Guys and Lesbians
 
Why is it that guys are attracted to two women kissing each other? Can someone explain this phenomenon to me? What is about two women kissing each other that turns a guy on?

Curious womens want to know. :(

Rongi Sep 15th, 2003 07:10 PM

W-women have boobies :(

Miss Modular Sep 15th, 2003 07:15 PM

I was looking for something more insightful. >:

Drew Katsikas Sep 15th, 2003 07:16 PM

Truly, I am not a big lesbian porn fan. Alot of people think I'm weird because of this, but, whatever. I really can't get off to something where I can't put myself into the picture. Which is why I like the virtual stuff. :)

Perndog Sep 15th, 2003 07:31 PM

Just think of the math here...

1 hot woman = 1 point
1 hot woman doing something sexual = 2 points
2 hot women = 2 points
2 hot women doing something sexual = 4 points.

Any more questions?

FartinMowler Sep 15th, 2003 07:42 PM

I'm not sure but I will do some investigation and get back to you.

Jeanette X Sep 15th, 2003 08:11 PM

I am personally somewhat aroused by the idea of two men making out. There is a large fandom of male/male pairings in fan fiction written by women. :blowme

Blue Sep 15th, 2003 08:12 PM

Chicks at night clubs kiss just to frenzy up dudes to buy them drinks >: . Whats worse is the losers buy them drinks.

AChimp Sep 15th, 2003 08:14 PM

I think it's because if two women are making out, it's OBVIOUS that they are craving the cock. ;)

MK IV Sep 15th, 2003 08:22 PM

With lesbian porn , theres no chance of *eye slippage* , that is when your cracking one off , theres no way you can accidently look at cock and put yourself off.
Lesbian porn = Safe

Supafly345 Sep 15th, 2003 08:28 PM

Well said.
Even though lesbians don't do it much for me. I mean... they are kissing eachother... and you are looking at them. I may be a little retarted, but looking at kissing can't measure to actual kissing. I mean, I would rather watch that then a guy being in there, but it isn't really hornifimating.

James Sep 15th, 2003 09:01 PM

I think the real question is, why are girls turned on by two guys kissing?

Women are beautiful and sensual beings. Seeing two of them engaged in intimacy is almost art. They're in tune with their natural sense of sexuality and love. And they make it look good.

But two guys? Two big, clunky, skeezy penis-bearers rubbing their sandpapery stubble against one another in an embrace? It's a mess. There's nothing beautiful about it.

And for the record, I hate lesbians. Bisexuals are OK. There's nothing sexy about a girl who you know you have zero chance of fucking (and don't give me that Chasing Amy shit). At least with a bisexual girl, the option's still there, no matter how little it is.

Skulhedface Sep 15th, 2003 11:43 PM

There's two ways of looking at us loving lesbians.

The gentlemanly, sensitive side of us says pretty much everything James had said above. Women are more sensual, more erotic, more passionate, and it shows. We can pick up on that.

The perverted, testosterone side of us says "WOAH! DOUBLE THE BOOBIES!" Not only that, but some lesser males, who actually have a chance to carry through to a sexual conclusion with two women also have water cooler bragging rights. I didn't make these rules up, but they seem to be enforced rather strictly.

Helm Sep 16th, 2003 11:42 AM

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Women are beautiful and sensual beings. Seeing two of them engaged in intimacy is almost art. They're in tune with their natural sense of sexuality and love. And they make it look good.
God that was so fucking retarded. Did you jerk one off while writing it or what?

Dole Sep 16th, 2003 11:47 AM

"Women are beautiful and sensual beings. Seeing two of them engaged in intimacy is almost art. They're in tune with their natural sense of sexuality and love. And they make it look good..........And for the record, I hate lesbians."

-what a crazy mixed up kid.

Protoclown Sep 16th, 2003 12:49 PM

I haven't read this thread or anything but I would like to say that I have NEVER known (or even HEARD of) anyone who was both a guy AND a lesbian. :posh

Big McLargehuge Sep 16th, 2003 01:20 PM

what about eddie izzard :blah

James Sep 16th, 2003 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
God that was so fucking retarded. Did you jerk one off while writing it or what?

OK then. Let me put it this way:

Two hot girls making out make you think about the possibility of them being open to a threesome (If they'll make out with a chick, they'd both fuck you, right?). And all guys want two hot chicks who'll fuck you and each other, because they're sluts.

Better?

Helm Sep 16th, 2003 06:24 PM

What, jamesman you think I didn't understand your 'point' and you need to put it plainly to little helm? I did. And I wasn't commenting on it. I was commenting on the fact that said quote sounded like something out of a horribly cheesy romance novel.


As to your viewpoint, if seriously the lack of possibility to partake interferes with your ability to get off on lesbians and to the point where you state you 'hate' them, then you have both the most limited imagination and the most strictly egocentric outlook to love I've seen.

As to the original issue, I think the biggest part of the attraction would be attributed to memes. It's sort of a social obligation, as a straight men to get off on lesbians and to appreciate them more than other sexual configurations. This is pressured on the subject to the point of subliminal encoding by it's peers and other general social influences. The reason this behaviour is suggested is because it's the opposite of being attracted to male homosexualism. It signifies potence and sexual vigor as well as more than eager ambition (The darwin-high-five of "I like women. The more the better" as opposed to the evolutionarily doomed "I like gay men getting it on"). Same to a degree if not as strongly instinctually backed as pack mentality and alpha male abilition or to make a closer example as the need to have many different sexual partners in a lifetime.

Of course there's the matter of the diviant nature of lesbianism which arouses any subject exactly because it's considered taboo. Same for two men having sex or any other non-standard configuration. The reason men don't feel as comfortable to accepting that the idea of two handsome males getting it on is as arousing as two females in the same situation I attribute mostly to to meme factor mentioned above. It's just learnt behaviour and social programming. Tied to homophobia and all that go with it.

Domo Kun Sep 16th, 2003 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog
Just think of the math here...

1 hot woman = 1 point
1 hot woman doing something sexual = 2 points
2 hot women = 2 points
2 hot women doing something sexual = 4 points.

Any more questions?

Pretty well put.

--Domo

CaptainBubba Sep 16th, 2003 07:32 PM

In pron all female pornstars are lesbians. Through constant and repeatative viewing of pron males grow to recognize this correlation subconciously. Lesbians/bisexuals are therefore equated with promiscuity (when was the last time you saw a pron where the woman won't eventually fuck a guy when a guy is in it?) and thusly attractive to most males.

I personally find it boring because I'm unique and special and not like all the other guys.

James Sep 16th, 2003 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
What, jamesman you think I didn't understand your 'point' and you need to put it plainly to little helm? I did. And I wasn't commenting on it. I was commenting on the fact that said quote sounded like something out of a horribly cheesy romance novel.

I try. :( Honestly, I just don't like sounding perverted when I'm trying to be serious. Much rather sound like a trashy novel. And I know you understood it. I was just rewording it in a way to better please you. Because I am a whore.


Quote:

As to your viewpoint, if seriously the lack of possibility to partake interferes with your ability to get off on lesbians and to the point where you state you 'hate' them, then you have both the most limited imagination and the most strictly egocentric outlook to love I've seen.
I use the word hate rather freely. I hardly ever mean it in an intensive way, which I HATE someone or some group. To reword it, I don't see why guys get hot for lesbians. Maybe it's the fact that you can't have one. Maybe it's the delusion that you can get a three-way going on, or at least watch and jerk off in the corner. But for me, the fact that they're lesbians immediately puts it in my head that I shouldn't waste my time lusting after them. That's not to say it's not enjoyable to see sometimes.

Anonymous Sep 16th, 2003 11:55 PM

I want to stab 99% of you in this thread in the face




FreakinStrange Sep 17th, 2003 12:10 AM

That pictures disgusting :puke

Mockery Sep 17th, 2003 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by FreakinStrange
That pictures disgusting :puke

Are you kidding? That's the best picture ever. People have been coming out of the closet for a long time now pal, and it looks like it's your turn.


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