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Womti Apr 26th, 2007 12:31 PM

Is being Gay cool?
 
FUCK no.

executioneer Apr 26th, 2007 12:58 PM

yeah but being cool is gay so figure that one out

Womti Apr 26th, 2007 01:02 PM

yeah but being cool isnt cool so figure that one out

executioneer Apr 26th, 2007 01:04 PM

i already did cause i'm cool 8-)

Womti Apr 26th, 2007 01:27 PM

I think most people mistake "perverted" for "cool".
cool is a mood, or something you use to describe someone. being "cool" does not mean popular. it means "chill".

Womti Apr 26th, 2007 01:27 PM

oh and willie you arent cool you are a douch

executioneer Apr 26th, 2007 02:34 PM

i know you are but what am i

Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2007 04:09 PM

There's a guy I know who is probably pretending to be gay for attention. I'm more certain of it than not and he even has a boyfriend and talks about how much he likes his dick thereby making conversations awkward.

He is not cool

adept_ninja Apr 26th, 2007 10:42 PM

i wish i were queer so i could get chicks, chicks dig guys that are queer

also
no i have a gay kid in my weight lifting class and hes really gross cause he talks to his one E-tarded girlfriend about taking it up the poop shoot and that is uncool

Supafly345 Apr 27th, 2007 06:37 AM

What's not cool about having sex.

executioneer Apr 27th, 2007 07:15 AM

babies and diseases

executioneer Apr 27th, 2007 07:17 AM

so gay sex is inherently cooler cause it eliminates half the uncool part of the equation (although i guess the diseases part might increase? idk)

derrida Apr 27th, 2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 489408)
so gay sex is inherently cooler cause it eliminates half the uncool part of the equation (although i guess the diseases part might increase? idk)

i think its a sad state of affairs when someone has to ask whether the mouth and anus are more septic than the vagina

no one ever had to get their dick cut off because they didnt wash it after having sex with a healthy vagina

executioneer Apr 27th, 2007 07:26 PM

well i know it increase i just don't know the math on whether or not that balances out the "no babies" part sheesh

cause to be honest i'd almost rather get aids than have a kid

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2007 08:15 PM

i dont think anyone has ever had to have their dick cut off because they didn't wash it after having sex with a healthy anus :(

Seven Force Apr 27th, 2007 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 489309)
There's a guy I know who is probably pretending to be gay for attention. I'm more certain of it than not and he even has a boyfriend and talks about how much he likes his dick thereby making conversations awkward.

He is not cool

hey man thats not cool dont be talkin about OAO like that

Supafly345 May 3rd, 2007 02:11 AM

That's pretty gross guys. Sex is a beautiful thing you sickos.

executioneer May 3rd, 2007 04:16 AM

if sex is beautiful i don't wanna see what ugly looks like

kahljorn May 5th, 2007 07:19 PM

i remember one of the first pornos i ever saw i was either stoned or drunk at a friends house and they were all LETS WATCH A PORNO and i didn't really like them that much but anyway so the porno is playing and there's a heavy breathing fat guy in the same room as me :( and fucking going on in the porno and then these fart sounds start up periodically so i thought it was the fat guy or someone else and it took me a while to realize it was the vagina that was farting and then i was like jesus how do they do that without laughing...

that was GROSS though

MattJack May 5th, 2007 07:36 PM

i never understood why some guys at parties or get togethers would always wanna pop in a porno. I mean, it isn't something I want to do with a large gathering of men.

Grislygus May 5th, 2007 08:32 PM

Same principle applies to buying a copy of Hustler at an airport.

DuFresne May 5th, 2007 08:33 PM

100% agreed, Mattjack. Watching porn, like drinking, is something I prefer to do by myself. [start playing obligatory George Thorogood tune here]

MattJack May 6th, 2007 02:30 AM

Drinking by yourself only makes the heartache worse :(

DuFresne May 6th, 2007 03:33 AM

But then you forget you ever had it in the first place, so it all works out :)

Terra May 7th, 2007 12:16 AM

>: hey assholes, cuntfarts are a great way to break the ice>:


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