Don't you listen to Throwdown and Velvet Revolver?

OH MY GOD I MISSED EL POLLO LOCO AND ON THE BORDER WHEN I WAS STUCK IN OREGON :( SUCH DELICIOUSLY TERRIBLE FOOD

I have to admit that out of all the posters that annoy the shit out of me, Pancakes isn't really one of them










This could change, though

http://poopsenders.com/

:eek :x :lol

Wait, why did Madonna get banned?

I thought it turned out to be JannetX and that she just quit posting under that name.

Dude, El Pollo Loco USED to be good.

Actually, maybe my taste has just changed as no one can make chicken the way I like it anymore. :tear

I think Babs and his IRL buddies have inside jokes and running gags that they think are funny, but then he uses them here and there is no prior reference to them. SO he's giggling like a little bitch and we think he should just shut the fuck up.


or he's a tard

That's what I was thinking but couldn't be fo sho.

Anyone who knows shit about shit can cook a chicken better than a fast food place, I'm all about the fast, sloppy, low-quality burrito/taco goodness that Taco Bell somehow manages to fuck up all the goddamn time

The problem is that they always want to know if you want salsa and guacamole, and you're always like FUCK YES I WANT SALSA AND GUACAMOLE, because you forget that that shit hasn't stopped sucking ass since you last ordered there but you have to eat it anyway because it's like: "what am I supposed to do, eat my burrito and tortilla chips without salsa and guacamole? Screw that."

Nah man, it's like crack. It'll never be as good as the first time, but you'll always try it every few months just to check for the rest of your life.

And it never is. Never. :tear

Taco bell is terrible. I wish you guys had Mighty Taco.

heh, i get taco bell chruchy taco cravings, not as bad as jacknthebox taco cravings though.

I used to get the 10 bean burritos from tacobell and then put what I couldn't finish in the fridge. next day I would deep fry those fuckers and they taste sooooooo good after a hangover.

Homemade salsa and guacamole is the best shit ever, everything else is either too chunky, too liquidy, and never spicy like any real human being wants

"I TAUGHT SEVERIN EVERYTHING HE KNEW, BOY! But not everything I know...

The last thaang on earth that you'uh gonna hear is the sound of your guts, snnnnnnappin' like a bull-whip"

Isn't homemade salsa dangerous?

I guess it could be if you made it out of tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic, and cyanide

I saw a Del Taco in Janesville, WI and was like wtf. I thought that was all west coast.

Hey man I'm just trying to give you some helpful salsa advice. Prepared and canned wrong salsa makes a powerful growth medium for bacteria. Wouldn't you prefer eating a salsa you know is safe. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy the genuine mehican flavor of

Pace, a salsa brand you can trust? That's sa'll saI need to hear

Your retort is mild and flavorless :tear

Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard


I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled

I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.