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Pentegarn Jul 5th, 2011 01:16 AM

DROP THE CAPS LOCK IN THE ANAL CRACK OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM

Then go antiquing.

Dixie Jul 5th, 2011 01:21 AM

there is no cheese
:(

Shyandquietguy Jul 5th, 2011 03:30 AM

Okay, knowing all well and good as to how socially absent I am, I sent Pub this trophy after I beat him on a chess game

Good Sportsmanship trophy
Thank you for your good sportsmanship and honest play during the game.

"I am the most emotionless person I know. I'm holding up only the Good Sportsmanship trophy as term for endearment. I must go and kill my wife now."

This was what he gave me.

Brilliant Tactical Play
That was a nice display of tactical play! Good game.

"I am no match for you."

I can't stop looking at this.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2011 02:22 PM

Thinking of good shit to say when giving out those trophies is stressful, man

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 5th, 2011 03:07 PM

I have to let mine pile up. Playing on a cell phone is stressfull enough let alone trying to type and click on stuff using flash.

Colonel Flagg Jul 5th, 2011 03:40 PM

So, you're wiping the floor with my pawns on a cell phone?

Excuse me while I nip off and shoot myself. :suicide

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 5th, 2011 04:39 PM

Most of the time, unless I'm at home after work. I think Shy and Quiet Guy is about to beat me.

Kitsa Jul 5th, 2011 07:14 PM

Who wants to hear something gross?

I was going to make frozen sweet potato fries tonight. Out of the bag, wrapped around a fry, was what appeared to be a long, black pubic hair.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that this did not come off of me.

I called their customer service line after I got finished dry-heaving, and they don't open until tomorrow. :(

Otto Jul 5th, 2011 07:44 PM

The girl from "teeth" was in charge of taste-testing that batch.

Guitar Woman Jul 5th, 2011 11:35 PM

Holy fucking shit I hate the male lead on Law and Order SVU. I want to kick the fuck out of that guy.

Smug piece of shit.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2011 11:48 PM

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 12:09 AM

SUCH BULLSHIT.

Otto Jul 6th, 2011 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 729988)
Holy fucking shit I hate the male lead on Law and Order SVU. I want to kick the fuck out of that guy.

Smug piece of shit.

Are you talking about Christopher Meloni? Because it's really hard to take him seriously when you realize that he played a gay hotel attendant in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. I don't see Detective Stabler, only Sven the constantly verbally abused desk clerk at the Flamingo Hotel.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 6th, 2011 01:14 AM

Meloni is a pimp.



Also, H Jon Benjamin has a can.

elx Jul 6th, 2011 02:26 AM

Hey! Neptune's first earth birthday is coming up - could you guys please remind everyone so we, as a world, don't forget to celebrate?!

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:32 AM

Neptune can suck it.

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 02:40 AM

when a girl asks me how old i am and I'm pretty sure she's younger than me am I supposed to lie / under exaggerate so i can get laid

cause i totally didn't :O haha im dumb. Oh well she's tiny looking my penis would probably rip her in half

Sam Jul 6th, 2011 02:46 AM

JUST TELL HER THAT YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH.

TO PARTY.

INSIDE OF HER.

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 02:49 AM

:lol

i dunno why i was all honest and shit. wtf is wrong with me

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 02:52 AM

i dont care enough about vagina

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 02:57 AM

I don't know, at the last party I went to a couple of girls were visibly disappointed when they found out I was younger than twenty five, they couldn't have been older than twenty two

which is MY AGE. wtf



Whenever an illustrator is hired to draw medical drawings for female anatomy books, they just draw an antique-looking map and write "Here Be Unpredictables" on the vast blank spaces

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 03:02 AM

Now wait so what, I just noticed. Pram Maven was sacrificed, so people suddenly started posting here again?

I-Mockery is like the house from Burnt Offerings :lol

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 03:02 AM

hm well they were prolly money sluts :lol

she did say i was young looking and thats all that matters! maybe i didn't screw up :O

i got a study date tomorrow kinda. Not a real date but shes been talking to me a lot so i kind of figure thats what it is :O and shes bringing snacks!

i love snacks

Grislygus Jul 6th, 2011 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 730039)
ONLY IF YOU SHOW PUB LOVER YOUR PENIS WHILE YOU DO IT

oh fuck, we should have tried to convince him to do that one :eek missed opportunity, guys

kahljorn Jul 6th, 2011 03:04 AM

I'm sure publ over already took care of that :O


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