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Miss Modular Jun 20th, 2008 11:36 PM

17 Girls Pregnant After Making A Pact
 
I can't believe Tina Fey didn't make this up, but it's true: 17 girls made a pact to get pregnant.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g...0Bj1wD91DRBHG0

Reports: Teen girls made pact to get pregnant
13 hours ago

GLOUCESTER, Mass. (AP) — A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School, school officials said.

Principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine in a story published Wednesday that the girls confessed to making the pact after the school began investigating a rise in pregnancies that has left 17 girls at the school carrying a child. Normally, there are about four pregnancies a year at the school.

Sullivan told Time that nearly half of the expecting students, none over 16, were involved. Sullivan said students were coming to the school clinic multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and "seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were."

Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine.

Superintendent Christopher Farmer confirmed the deal to WBZ-TV, saying the girls had "an agreement to get pregnant."

He said the girls are generally "girls who lack self-esteem and have a lack of love in their life."

Christen Callahan, a former Gloucester High School student who had a child when she was 15, said on NBC's "Today" show that some of the girls would ask her about her own pregnancy.

"They would say stuff like, oh, I think my parents would be fine with it and they would help me, stuff like that," Callahan said.

But she said she had no firsthand knowledge of a pact between the girls to get pregnant.

"They were just kind of like curious about it, they never actually came out and said it," Callahan said.

The first reports of the students' apparent plan to get pregnant were in the Gloucester Daily Times in March, when Sullivan said students were reporting that the girls were getting pregnant on purpose.

The rash of pregnancies has shaken the seaside city about 30 miles north of Boston. Last month, two officials at the high school health center resigned to protest the resistance from the local hospital to the confidential distribution of contraceptives. The hospital administers the state money that funds the clinic.

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Here are some more articles from local papers:

http://www.gloucestertimes.com/punew...172215712.html

http://www.boston.com/news/local/mas...een_pregnancy/

absurd_nerd Jun 21st, 2008 12:08 AM

Oh those Mass-holes....

liquidstatik Jun 21st, 2008 02:03 AM

hahhahaha, a homeless guy :x

El Blanco Jun 21st, 2008 10:41 AM

I went to the wrong damn high school.

Jeanette X Jun 21st, 2008 11:07 AM

Gah! Even the idiotic girls I went to high school with had better sense than that!

Miss Modular Jun 21st, 2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562491)
hahhahaha, a homeless guy :x

Yeah, I had to scoff at that one, too.

Tadao Jun 21st, 2008 01:14 PM

You guys buy the homeless guy thing? Think about it... you guys would make horrible parents.

liquidstatik Jun 21st, 2008 01:55 PM

like i'd be a good parent anyway :x

Fathom Zero Jun 21st, 2008 02:19 PM

Womti?

Blasted Child Jun 23rd, 2008 06:19 AM

Gloucester can look forward to a noticable increase in crime in, let's say, about 16 years.

Geggy Jun 23rd, 2008 07:01 AM

you can blame the witches from salem for putting curses on gloucester.

El Blanco Jun 23rd, 2008 08:00 AM

Quote:

He said the girls are generally "girls who lack self-esteem and have a lack of love in their life."
Really? I would have never pieced that one together.

Any word on which one is Tom Brady's?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 23rd, 2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Blanco (Post 563027)
Really? I would have never pieced that one together.

Any word on which one is Tom Brady's?

I feel like the child of the homeless guy would get more child support.

Dr. Boogie Jun 24th, 2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Modular (Post 562467)
"They would say stuff like, oh, I think my parents would be fine with it and they would help me, stuff like that," Callahan said.

"Hey dad, remember how you built that treehouse for me in the back yard? Can you do me a favor and raise my kid in it?"

Cedar Jun 24th, 2008 02:00 PM

oh look a new generation of Junos!

Chojin Jun 25th, 2008 12:02 AM

well at least them damn queers ain't fuckin' up these noble unions

Miss Modular Jun 26th, 2008 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar (Post 563503)
oh look a new generation of Junos!

<== Look at my avatar!!!

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 03:03 PM

Now one of the girls said there was no pact at all. I still can't quite see how this is news, though.

Dr. Boogie Jun 26th, 2008 04:13 PM

Because it's an amusing/tragic tale of white trash antics?

El Blanco Jun 26th, 2008 05:10 PM

To be honest, the only place besides here I've seen this on is a blog dedicated to Boston sports and tits.

Dr. Boogie Jun 26th, 2008 06:15 PM

I saw it briefly on one of the news stations, but I skipped past it because I felt like I already knew as much as I cared to know about it: 17 girls make huge mistake.

El Blanco Jun 27th, 2008 09:17 AM

News Flash :Teenagers are idiots. Also, research discovers Boston area full of white trash.

Dannibal Jun 29th, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Modular (Post 562534)
Yeah, I had to scoff at that one, too.

OMG! They're hobosexuals!


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