I need a sugar daddy.
 

No really. I need to get to cali. Soon. Any takers? LOL. Yeah. Thought so.

Do you swallow?

all i have is sugar babies sorry :(

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints? :lol

no they werent kosher

That's why seinfield denied one during that all too well known episode.

Hussy! :posh

You're really good at ripping stuff off from George Carlin!

do you mean having s*x ??

I never said I that quote was mine.

You're really good at being a dumbass!

oh, so are we to assume that anytime you DONT say "ps this quote is mine," then you are quoting somebody or something else?

That's right shit for brains.

I got that from a George Carlin book, so i'm going to use it. It's not my fault some fag thinks i'm ripping off a comedian.

but you are >:

Oh shit is that a picture of jesus on the halo box

god I love jesus jokes they never get old :lol :lol

I need a Sugar Daddy who will buy me DVDs.

whoa hello femme-ass. are you a jerk?

i could be

Everybody has a price.

"2 in da pink and 1 in da stink right grrls!!!!"

if I understood that one right, haha

That looks a lot like the 'EAST SIDE' hand gesture that black youths are so fond of.

actually, that looks nothing like that

My friend told me what that was like two years ago :rolleyes

Dude I'm greek. We don't have that shit. When we want to make a subtle sexual innuendo, we take our dicks out and wave them around.