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Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 12:20 AM



HEY BUDDHA

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Jesus Christ I was wondering where you were last night! :eek

Matt Harty, like Esuohlim, has a girlfriend & is too busy having teh secks to waste time in the Nets. :tear

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 12:36 AM

I actually thought he was banned for some reason.

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha

dude put some quality asian pussy up or don't bother......

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I actually thought he was banned for some reason.

Liquidstatik is still banned. :neva4get

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44
dude put some quality asian pussy up or don't bother......

I find you offensive. >:

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 12:57 AM

sorry i just thought she was foul that's all.....

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Liquidstatik is still banned. :neva4get
Why is that?

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 01:00 AM

i dunno, i'll go unban him.

I agree with pub. Riggo, you need to fucking grow up and stop hounding our boards for vagina. I've sent you a warning.

ziggytrix Jan 29th, 2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Seriously WTF, I'm not the Mod of this thread, I just pretend to be. :(

If Rog installed some kind of phpBB plugin that allowed you to set mods for threads, I'd vote for you.

And what the hell did liquidstatik ever do to get banned?

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 01:10 AM

Apparently he isn't. Banned that is. Talking about liquidstatik.

Quote:

From: Chojin
To: Riggo44
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:02 am
Subject: Re: Warning

It isn't so much what you say as the intent behind it. In my 7 years here i've never before had to warn someone about sexism but your constant requests for 'pussy' and outward love of 'pussy' and annoying need to tell us of your fever for 'pussy' is making me sick.

Pluswhich, you're scaring all the 'pussy' off. Change your sig.
Honestly, this would be just as bad from a gay dude. And probably easier to 'understand' why it's gross for people like Riggorous. You're one of the elite that can give straight guys the heebie-jeebies from your genital cravings.

Not to say that I'm straight, but whatever. I do love that asian dick ellipses.

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
You're one of the elite that can give straight guys the heebie-jeebies from your genital cravings.

LMFAO. If you really live in Baltimore I can get you hooked up with an Asian hottie for sure.

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 01:15 AM

Uh...I like Asians and all, but seriously.

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 01:17 AM

stop....i'm not allowed to say the p word anymore because it's considered sexist to the i-mockery forum.

AChimp Jan 29th, 2006 01:18 AM

Oh, lawdy lawdy... lookit what I get to do. :)

I warned you once already, Riggo. You're gone.

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 01:22 AM

Nah, I talked to him and we have an understanding of sorts. I'm gonna unban him.

AChimp Jan 29th, 2006 01:25 AM

I'll bet he gave me the same understanding. We have enough worthless shits around here already.

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 01:25 AM

Thanks for stepping up Chojin ....Chimper don't be a hater,i didn't know i couldn't respond to a picture...sheesh :/

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 01:26 AM

She looks like Meg from Family Guy, only Asian.

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 01:32 AM

I don't think you 'get' what the problem is. It's not that my monocle has plummeted into my highball from your LASCIVIOUS terminology. It's that I get the impression from you that you see women purely as sexual objects and you objectify them as such in many of your posts. We have quite a few female members who have to deal with that shit every day in the 'real world', let alone here. You aren't doing it to be cute or funny, you're sincere. Therein lies the issue.

It's the same thing as if someone posted a picture of Vin Diesel and I said "please, no more ****** dick in this thread." It's hatespeech, and whether it gets you all hot and bothered really isn't the issue.

That being said I don't think you were really spoken to about it before so much as set up for a banning. But if you keep it up, it will come to that.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:35 AM

PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! cat

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:35 AM


Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 01:35 AM

You beat me to it.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Apparently he isn't. Banned that is. Talking about liquidstatik.

In that case I'm going to have a stern word with Mister Tatom for misleading me in this way. >:

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You beat me to it.

I have Guitar Woman like powers. ;)

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 01:40 AM

Well then YOU stop being a lesbian and go out with me.

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 01:41 AM

Wait wait wait...that came out all wrong.

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
It's that I get the impression from you that you see women purely as sexual objects and you objectify them as such in many of your posts. We have quite a few female members who have to deal with that shit every day in the 'real world', let alone here. You aren't doing it to be cute or funny, you're sincere.

You're absolutely correct. I just want to fuck hot Asian women. I even lived in Hong Kong for a few years just for that purpose. I've been married almost 4 years and love my wife and would never cheat on her. However looking at Asian girls is an addiction for me,like drugs or alcohol for someone else.

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 01:42 AM

What i'm trying to say is...


Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
We have enough worthless shits around here already.

Yeah, guys that have websites & just never update them. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
It's not that my monocle has plummeted into my highball from your LASCIVIOUS terminology.

[SETH]Golly Gosh! :pipepuff[/SETH]

Code:

I think I RP as Seth too much, I might even end up going so far as making myself a Seth costume and hanging around bars & libraries interrupting conversations with well placed pipepuffing.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In PM Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
We have enough worthless shits around here already.

Yeah, guys that have websites & just never update them. :rolleyes

I hope you don't mean my site. :(

I mean your site, my site, AChimp's sites, & every other guy on the board with a few crappy pages of misaligned html code that they laughably refer to as a website.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
If Rog installed some kind of phpBB plugin that allowed you to set mods for threads, I'd vote for you.

Ahhh, now you've got me blushing. :love

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:33 AM

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is...

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:34 AM


Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:34 AM

Finally, someone else on the board. :(

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:37 AM

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is...

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:38 AM


Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:39 AM

Isn't that The Retro Kat holding a surfboard!? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Finally, someone else on the board. :(

Oh No! Were you lonely? It is Sunday, after all.

Wait! No, sorry, it's Monday. :x

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:45 AM

Over here it's Sunday. :(

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:47 AM

Hate mail from my site:

Quote:

yo seriously ... whats the matter with you? i know
theres such a thing as free speech and all, but come
on? you bitch about how everyones such a fucking
pathetic loser because they blog about their lives
that no one cares about, but then what about you? you
go around surfing the internet for shit like that just
to bitch about it? whos the pathetic one? for someone
who is so anti xanga, it makes you hypocritical for
even having a xanga username even if its to post your
damn website link. thats sad that you need to promote
the site like that.

and to pick on some high schoolers xanga about his
christian beliefs? fine, you dont believe in God,
thats fine, does anyone bash on you for that? why do
you have to go and say shit like that for? it's people
like you that make society such a shitty place that
encourage and promote hatred, prejudice, ignorance,
bigotism and racism, or whatever the hell else there
is.

and as for that pudgy comment? that girl is my fucking
sister. dont make assumptions based on a picture.

dont be so fucking bitter about everything for
whatever reason you have. these people never did
anything to you. i dont even hate you for posting it.
it gave me a good laugh because i made me realize how
sad you must be to actually spend your time doing
something like that.

for all i know, maybe you guys enjoy getting angry
emails about your site because it makes you happy. so
i hope you enjoyed this email. just remember theres
something called karma ... whether it be to you or
anyone else you care about in your life.

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:50 AM



:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:52 AM

Oh man, you called a girl fat? That is so uncool! >:

I'm gonna get Chojin to ban you now! I cannot believe how insensitive you are! >:

Seriously, WTF? >:

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

What a fatty! :lol

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:55 AM

I just find it sad he took the time to write that because of shitty site that no one reads.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:04 PM


Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44
You're absolutely correct. I just want to fuck hot Asian women. I even lived in Hong Kong for a few years just for that purpose. I've been married almost 4 years and love my wife and would never cheat on her. However looking at Asian girls is an addiction for me,like drugs or alcohol for someone else.

Keep it off of i-mock. I don't make you sift through all of my Johnny Cage porn to have a good time here, do I?

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:09 PM

Ever see that Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor movie 'Silver Streak'? There's this one point where Pryor pours coffee on this rich white guy's crotch & the white guy calls Pryor an 'ignorant ******' so Pryor pulls a gun on him. The expression on the white guy's face is classic, pure acting genius.

Then I thought maybe the gun wasn't fake, maybe that was real terror. Then I elle oh elled.

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
F99Cloud is that SevenForceINC guy. :-(
robuttocks is liquidstatik. :-(

F99Cloud (83152 PM) Hey.
robuttocks (83156 PM) hey :D
F99Cloud (83202 PM) What's up
robuttocks (83234 PM) You going to that party at Rongi's with us
F99Cloud (83244 PM) Where is it
F99Cloud (83300 PM) I don't know where it is.
robuttocks (83302 PM) Rongi's house in west palm beach
robuttocks (83313 PM) me, gadzooks, drev and TonyKC are going :D
F99Cloud (83316 PM) They said they would pick me up.
robuttocks (83321 PM) oh realy :O
robuttocks (83327 PM) thats cool
F99Cloud (83328 PM) But they don't know where I live.
robuttocks (83334 PM) lol where you live
F99Cloud (83346 PM) 4256 Leo Lane.
F99Cloud (83357 PM) They don't know that.
robuttocks (83409 PM) oh werd.. rongi lives on the other side of lake worth :X
robuttocks (83412 PM) you from around there
F99Cloud (83439 PM) Lake worth, nah.
I've lived in Palm Beach Gardens for 4 years.
robuttocks (83445 PM) hey well.. we're fixin to leave
F99Cloud (83451 PM) Near WPB.
F99Cloud (83503 PM) Well, are they gonna pick me up
robuttocks (83506 PM) like.. are you ready to go, cause we'll be leaving in a few minutes
F99Cloud (83507 PM) :-(
robuttocks (83508 PM) yeah
F99Cloud (83519 PM) So you know where it is.
robuttocks (83534 PM) 4256 Leo Lane right
robuttocks (83538 PM) in Palm Beach
F99Cloud (83540 PM) Yeah.
robuttocks (83550 PM) yeh.. it'll be a few minutes
F99Cloud (83554 PM) Off of Military.
robuttocks (83556 PM) just be outside waiting fer us :D
F99Cloud (83601 PM) Ok.
F99Cloud (83628 PM) See ya there.
robuttocks (83639 PM) wait
F99Cloud (83642 PM) Hopefully this isn't some kind of joke.
robuttocks (83653 PM) Gadzooks wants to know if he takes 95 to get to yer house
F99Cloud (83724 PM) I think so. He needs to get off at Blue Heron though to get to Military.
F99Cloud (83733 PM) Do you guys know what I look like
robuttocks (83744 PM) no clue lol
F99Cloud (83812 PM) Maybe i'll just wait on Military and Leo Lane then.
I'll be wearing a blue shirt with blue shorts.
F99Cloud (83839 PM) On the corner there.
robuttocks (83844 PM) oh ok.. well we're on our way
robuttocks (83856 PM) not sure how long it'll take.. be there as fast as possible, though
F99Cloud (83859 PM) Ok.
F99Cloud (83902 PM) See ya.
robuttocks (83910 PM) bye
robuttocks (84108 PM) HELLO
Previous message was not received by F99Cloud because of error (84108 PM) User F99Cloud is not available.

Liquid's computer's being stupid and he can't post this :(

You assholes. :lol

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 12:20 PM

Stood up?

Emu Jan 29th, 2006 12:21 PM

how long ago was that

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:23 PM

I remember that, did you actually wait ouside? :lol

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 12:25 PM

I was bored so I looked around and saw "Mini Mock Meet" and thought, "hmm, I wonder how that turned out" and then I read the thread. >:

It was 2004 I think. I stood out there for 15 minutes. >:

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 12:26 PM

Looking back, that's funny as hell. :lol

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 12:37 PM

it was part of yoru INITIATION

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2006 12:42 PM

Yeah, but don't think for a second that it's over haha it's only just beginning, you newbs gotta learn your place, maybe one day you'll be a vet, but only if you try really hard, not everyone makes it hahaha! Oh Yes! Vets 4 Life! [/cpde]

Sam Jan 29th, 2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I just find it sad he took the time to write that because of shitty site that no one reads.

Obviously some one is reading it. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2006 03:17 PM

I'm out of the loop, does Seven Force not suck anymore or something? Because no one's telling him to shut up and it's bugging me. >:

Chojin Jan 29th, 2006 03:47 PM

i think he's ok

MetalMilitia Jan 29th, 2006 04:21 PM

I still think he sucks a bit

MLE Jan 29th, 2006 04:44 PM

i still think he sucks a whole lot, but has epiphanies every once in a while into the beautiful world of humor

Sam Jan 29th, 2006 04:54 PM

He is a budding bloom and with a little TLC he'll grow into a beautiful flower.

The Retro Kat Jan 29th, 2006 05:38 PM

He's a SCRUB.

camacazio Jan 29th, 2006 05:48 PM

Whatev

lunlun Jan 29th, 2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
It's that I get the impression from you that you see women purely as sexual objects and you objectify them as such in many of your posts. We have quite a few female members who have to deal with that shit every day in the 'real world', let alone here. You aren't doing it to be cute or funny, you're sincere.

You're absolutely correct. I just want to fuck hot Asian women. I even lived in Hong Kong for a few years just for that purpose. I've been married almost 4 years and love my wife and would never cheat on her. However looking at Asian girls is an addiction for me,like drugs or alcohol for someone else.

@chojin this really touched my heart

and righgo.. this is ill.. this makes me sick.. its just insane..
addicted to asian.. ok i like long haired more than shorties but you sound like an asshole.. like you have no respekt to females..
i dont think i want to read sth from you anymore

lunlun Jan 29th, 2006 06:06 PM

and esu

i dont think its very funny to have a disabled man as avatar

executioneer Jan 29th, 2006 06:18 PM

but that is steven hawking, the most awesome disabled guy in the world :( he's like the einstein of our generation :(

lunlun Jan 29th, 2006 06:21 PM

oh
that superman guy?

i didnt identified him sorry

executioneer Jan 29th, 2006 06:22 PM

no that was someone else this guy's from england

Sam Jan 29th, 2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
oh
that superman guy?

i didnt identified him sorry

CHRISTOPHER REEVES >:

lunlun Jan 29th, 2006 06:27 PM

oh
im embarrassed

camacazio Jan 29th, 2006 07:01 PM

He's at the forefront of geberal relativity and cosmology.

lunlun Jan 29th, 2006 07:50 PM

yes ive read it


im sad :( noone wants to AIM with me :(

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2006 08:09 PM

I'm merely paying homage to A Brief History of Time and it's a great book that has opened my eyes and I suggest you read it to make you better as a person. >:



lunlun >:

>:

lunlun Jan 29th, 2006 09:49 PM

icant

i dont understand english

Emu Jan 29th, 2006 10:06 PM

that much is clear

camacazio Jan 29th, 2006 11:21 PM

Ha ha, geberal. I feel ridiculous.

Riggo44 Jan 29th, 2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
and righgo.. this is ill.. this makes me sick.. its just insane..
addicted to asian.. ok i like long haired more than shorties but you sound like an asshole.. like you have no respekt to females..
i dont think i want to read sth from you anymore

good....don't read my posts then and shut the fuck up,it's that simple lard ass.

Seven Force Jan 29th, 2006 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
i still think he sucks a whole lot, but has epiphanies every once in a while into the beautiful world of humor

That's pretty much what I thought too.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'm out of the loop, does Seven Force not suck anymore or something? Because no one's telling him to shut up and it's bugging me. >:

With Riggo44, Womti, & CosmoToad fucking up the board, some of the perennial newbs don't seem so bad. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I still think he sucks a bit

You are on a par with Seven Force in my estimation, sirrah. >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44
good....don't read my posts then and shut the fuck up,it's that simple lard ass.

How about you being the one that shuts up as the consensus around here is that it is you that has the worthless opinion. >:

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
i still think he sucks a whole lot, but has epiphanies every once in a while into the beautiful world of humor

Once again we have stumbled onto a single phrase that can encompass almost the entire board membership.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
i dont think its very funny to have a disabled man as avatar

Are we having a game of "I don't think your avatar is very funny"? I think you might just lose. ;<

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:36 AM

Damn, Pub, you're on a roll.

Oh, and how are you tonight?

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'm merely paying homage to A Brief History of Time and it's a great book that has opened my eyes and I suggest you read it to make you better as a person. >:

Except he dumbed it down so much that several portions are complete bullshit. :(

I heard a rumour he was going to play Davros in the new season of Dr Who! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Damn, Pub, you're on a roll.

A roll of unfunny. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Oh, and how are you tonight?

It's too damn hot & I can't sleep. :(

How are you, Mister Half&Half? Which reminds me, you know your obsession with random Asian women (or pussy, haha), what is your opinion of half-asians? & if ...if you had a choice what would the other half be? You know, for your kids to even out, or divide...


WTF? :eek

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:47 AM

You know, I don't really have an obsession with Asians.

That being said, I like half-asians half as much. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
CHRISTOPHER REEVES >:


Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:48 AM

Oh, and i'm not doing too good.

Chojin Jan 30th, 2006 12:49 AM

Why not!

Every time we watch The Big Lebowski and it gets to the part where Maude plays Logjammin' and it lists Karl Hungus as the lead, someone in the house says 'gave rog porn' :<

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You know, I don't really have an obsession with Asians.

& I don't think I'm a racist, insensitive jerk with the makings of becoming a pathological killer. :rolleyes

Seven Force Jan 30th, 2006 12:52 AM

Well as long as we're on the same page.

Quote:

Why not!

Every time we watch The Big Lebowski and it gets to the part where Maude plays Logjammin' and it lists Karl Hungus as the lead, someone in the house says 'gave rog porn' :<
Now the moniker makes sense. :<

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2006 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Every time we watch The Big Lebowski and it gets to the part where Maude plays Logjammin' and it lists Karl Hungus as the lead, someone in the house says 'gave rog porn' :<

That's Karl Hungus's user title here! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:55 AM

I think I turned two pages at once. :(

Karl Hungus Jan 30th, 2006 12:56 AM



im so sorry.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:56 AM


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2006 12:56 AM

Dang.

Emu Jan 30th, 2006 12:58 AM

So last night my 10 year old cousin came over to my house and the Daily Show was showing a clip of Bush on the TV, and he started badmouthing Bush and and saying that he wanted to turn the entire US into Texas and that he was pure evil.

I laughed so hard. :(


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