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liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 08:28 PM

We watched that movie in English, and I thought it was pretty neat. :o

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:43 PM

Yeah, I like that film, but then I'm big Robin Williams & poetry liking fag. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 08:47 PM

I hate robin william's stand up. Something about old men making perverted jokes kind of weirds me out. :(

That, and he seems way too coked out.

shut up, pub. >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:49 PM

All of the Robin Williams stand up that I've heard has involved his talking penis. And that isn't funny.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 08:51 PM

exactly

My friend bought one of his DVDs, and all of his jokes are in the same area of "LOL PUSSY COCK BALLS." Which, I guess might be funny to an 8th grader. But, he's like, 60. :(

HickMan Aug 24th, 2006 08:56 PM

I smoke a good cigar every once in a while :x

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 08:59 PM

What kind? :o

HickMan Aug 24th, 2006 09:02 PM

I dunno it's my friend's grandpa's. I'll ask him next time, though ;)


OH YEAH AND THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT ON MAH BODAY BUT I THINK CAPTAINBUBBA IS WAAAY CUTER.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:04 PM

CAPTAINBUBBA AND HICKMAN SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX!

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:05 PM

HEY HOW COME I CAN'T BE INVOLVED IN THE CUTE SEX OKAY GUYS PLZ :[

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:07 PM

FINE, YOU CAN SEX THE WINNER!

MarioRPG Aug 24th, 2006 09:15 PM

I dislike this page, Pub, please hurry up and carry us to the next one. :)

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:23 PM

WHAT?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:24 PM

DO YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF MAD 'POST ALL HE CAN' PERSON? >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:25 PM

I AM OFFENDED, MARIORPG. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:26 PM

I DON'T THINK I CAN EVEN MAKE IT TO FIVE POSTS IN A ROW RIGHT NOW! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:27 PM

WELL, MAYBE FIVE.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 09:27 PM

HEY PUB STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE MAN

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:28 PM

OK, SURE.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:36 PM

I THINK DANNY TATOM IS A GREAT NAME. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:37 PM

PUB LOVER IS A SUCKASS NAME. >:

HAHA, GOOD THINK I'M A SUCKASS PERSON! :lol

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Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:38 PM


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
I dislike this page, Pub, please hurry up and carry us to the next one. :)

THERE YOU GO. :(

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 09:47 PM


FartinMowler Aug 24th, 2006 09:52 PM


SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS

executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 09:53 PM

gw you'll have to speak up i can't hear your post

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
gw you'll have to speak up i can't hear your post

Yeah GW, you have a lovely speaking voice. So use it!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I THINK DANNY TATOM IS A GREAT NAME. :(

YEAH ME TOO. I GUESS I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE, THOUGH. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I GUESS I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE. :(

Especially not bitchy lesbians. ;)

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:12 PM

yeah srsly, i thought she was nice. what happened? :x

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 10:20 PM

Daniel would go infinitely better with a last name like Tatom. I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:23 PM

Well, Daniel is my last name. But, I've been going by Danny since 3rd grade. There was already a Daniel, and he was way more popular. So, unless I went by Danny, I would have been totally looked over in life. :(

+ My full name is DANIEL HOWARD TATOM, and that sounds way smarter than i really am. and i don't wanna throw anyone off. :o

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 10:25 PM

well I think you should keep liquidstatik.

FartinMowler Aug 24th, 2006 10:26 PM

I think it's a nice name :/ I lived in a rooming house with a guy named Dick Chisholm

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:27 PM

What did GW's post say before she edited it?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:33 PM

The same thing, but without the last sentence. :o

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.

Kiddy? More like diminutive. And there is nothing wrong with doing that. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
well I think you should keep liquidstatik.

Yeah, why don't you like LiquidStatik anymore?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:40 PM

srsly. we used to be close, GW. what happened? :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:42 PM

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 10:45 PM

PSH, SHE'S OFFLINE. I BET SHE'S SCAAARRED. >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:50 PM

THEN YOU SHOULD ANSWER MY QUESTION! >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3776103a1860,00.html
News[/url]]Jessica Alba lost a tooth while shooting sex scenes for her new movie, because the romp was so violent.


The Sin City actress is starring in romantic comedy Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook and admits the frantic scenes left her nursing a sore mouth.

Alba told TV show Extra: "We shot all our love scenes in one day and I actually lost a tooth. I chipped a tooth as well so I need to get that fixed. Isn't that disgusting?

"We were smashing our faces together and it just happened. It's not the slowest, most romantic of love scenes. Dane's a wild one."

In the film, Cook plays a guy whose ex-girlfriends end up marrying the next man they meet after dumping him.

Despite her dental injuries, Alba, 24, insists Cook was a fantastic leading man.

She said: "He's great. He's a mixture of this great comedic actor and this crazy, energetic, physical guy. He's like the new Steve Martin. It's brilliant physical comedy."


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 10:57 PM

SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SMASH A FEW OF HER TEETH OUT DURING SEX? >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:00 PM

HAHA, DANE COOK IS THE NEW STEVE MARTIN! :lol

I'D LIKE TO SMASH SOME OF THEIR TEETH OUT! >:

BUT NOT DURING SEX, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! >:

YEAH, YOU DO! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:01 PM


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:01 PM

NO, I DON'T.

AND I THINK JESSICA ALBA IS CUTE SO I DON'T WANT TO RUIN HER TEETH BUT I WOULD PROBABLY STICK MY PENIS IN HER POOPER ;D

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:02 PM

AND MOST GIRLS I WON'T PUT IT IN THERE BUT BECAUSE NATURALLY THATS KIND OF GROSS BUT THIS IS JESSICA ALBA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:03 PM

OKAY I GUESS THERE'S A FEW REALLY, BUT THEY'RE ALL GIRLS

AND JESSICA ALBA IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:04 PM

WOULD YOU LET JESSICA ALBA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST? :x

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:05 PM

PROBABLY ;X

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:07 PM

OKAY MAYBE NOT I GUESS IT DEPENDS

WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP? I IMAGINE SO BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, YA KNOW?

FartinMowler Aug 24th, 2006 11:09 PM

that could be a good photoshop contest :) if you had serious homo problems

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:10 PM

COOL

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP?

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT JESSICA ALBA ONLY POOPS RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:13 PM

BUT SHE PISSES ACID LIKE THE MONSTER IN ALIEN! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
that could be a good photoshop contest if you had serious homo problems

IF THEY GAVE OUT PRIZES TO THOSE PEOPLE WITH SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, HAVE NO FEARS MISTER MOWLER, YOU WOULD BE IN THE FINALISTS!

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:23 PM

HEY I GOT A QUESTION FOR ALL THE GUYS

WHICH SHOULD HANG LOWER, THE PENIS OR THE SACK?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:29 PM

OH MAN, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS! :(

THE DICK SHOULD BE WAY LOWER, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PENIS PUPPET GUYS AND YOU'VE STRETCHED YOUR SACK SO YOU CAN FIT IT OVER YOUR HEAD. :(

Terra Aug 24th, 2006 11:31 PM

dudes

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:35 PM

WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES. AND YOU KNOW, I HAVENT SEEN MANY DICKS OTHER THAN THEIRS SO I WASNT SURE. I THOUGHT MAYBE MY BALLS HADN'T DROPPED OR SOMETHING I WASN'T TOO SURE YA KNOW? :[

AND BTW NO MY PENIS HANGS LOWER THAN MY TESTICLE SACK, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS COLD, CAUSE I BARELY EVEN HAVE A SACK WHEN ITS COLD :[

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:36 PM

OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
dudes

oh no...

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES.

WE'RE NOT TALKING ERECT PENISES ARE WE?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(

HE MUST GET INVITED TO ALL THE PARTIES!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:46 PM

AND THEN GET ALL THE LADIES AT ALL THE PARTIES!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:46 PM

THIS ISN'T WOODY AS IN JUTTIN, RIGHT?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:49 PM

NO NOT ERECT PENISES AND NO NOT JUTTIN AND NO HE DOESN'T GET LADIES CAUSE HE'S GAY SO YEAH HE GETS GUYS

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:53 PM

UNDERSTANDABLE. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:56 PM

THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:57 PM


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:59 PM

HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(

IT WASN'T EVEN MEANT FOR YOU!

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

ARE YOU TRYIN TO START SHIT, SON? >:

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:08 AM

YEAH, BUT SHE IS MARRIED AND CRAZY SO IT WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE! :(

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2006 12:20 AM

CAN I TYPE IN CAPS TOO YOU GUYS

ALSO I LIKE THE TOP HAT, DANNY :ROLLEYES

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:21 AM

I LIKE THOSE BREASTS, GUITARWOMAN

JK I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM BUT I BET THEY'RE GROSS :x

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2006 12:22 AM

a-cups lol :(

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:23 AM

bummer :(

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:26 AM

I think Danny Tatom is an ok name.

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:27 AM

thank you, whatever your name is. :D

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
bummer :(

Actually, small breasts are better than large ones because you don't have to worry about back pain or sagging later :x

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:28 AM

I'd also like to mention that I like the internet because it allows a person to say things they don't really mean, without worrying about keeping a straight face. It's hard Danny. It's real hard. It's like my eye but a thousand times more difficult. You did this to me Danny.

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
thank you, whatever your name is. :D

hahaha oops dude sorry :(

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:30 AM

If it makes you feel better I added that paragraph to be an ass, and I do find your name ok. I'm totally not trying to save face. On the Internet.

For serious. :(

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
CAN I TYPE IN CAPS TOO YOU GUYS

No. :(

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:32 AM

HEY GUITAR WOMAN, SEEING AS HOW YOUR ONLY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO PLEASE MEN, NO SMALL BREASTS AREN'T OKAY.

ALRIGHT?

>:

and sevenforce, I GUESS THAT'S COOL HOW ABOUT YOU TRY NOT BEING A JERK OKAYOKAY THANKS I REALLY DON'T APPRECITATE IT :(

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2006 12:33 AM

Fuck men, dude

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:35 AM

YEAH EXACTLY BUT MEN WONT FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE SMALL BREASTS

SO YOU NEED TO FIX THAT, ALRIGHT? >:

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:36 AM

I THINK IT IS FINE FOR LESBIANS TO HAVE SMALL BREASTS. :(

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:36 AM

I SAID!

I WAS SORRY!

:wah

small breasts are okay as long as the girl has a tight pussy for me that is the deal breaker if i can break my dick off in her

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:36 AM

I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:37 AM

ok so srsly 7force, are you mexican or wut?

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2006 12:38 AM

oh man 7f, did I tell you about this chick I saw, and she looked like me but had a lazy eye, and I thought to myself, "If sevenforce and me had a kid it would be her"

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
small breasts are okay as long as the girl has a tight pussy for me that is the deal breaker if i can break my dick off in her

I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE! >:

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:40 AM


Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PUBLOVER
I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(

AND THEN THESE LESBIANS WITH SMALL BREASTS AND BIG PENISES SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME. :(

Seven Force Aug 25th, 2006 12:42 AM

I'm half Irish and half black. I don't know what the black is but thank god it's not Hatian. ;( It is probably African because all black people come from Africa.

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
oh man 7f, did I tell you about this chick I saw, and she looked like me but had a lazy eye, and I thought to myself, "If sevenforce and me had a kid it would be her"

HEY BRIAN! SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU! OH MAN! YOU'RE SO IN! :eek





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