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pjalne Aug 30th, 2006 06:47 PM

That conversation was confidential and personal, fag.

FartinMowler Aug 30th, 2006 06:53 PM

Hey, Pjalne :) I'm working on a new script that I'm either calling

Stalkers and Homo's or Blueberry Cereal and the children it attracts

Chojin Aug 30th, 2006 06:57 PM

I assume this is an autobiography

CSM-101 Aug 30th, 2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
That conversation was confidential and personal, fag.


:(

FartinMowler Aug 30th, 2006 07:14 PM

or Welcome to Squalor Texas >:

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2006 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
so what is that like snakes on a plane, only a book :rolleyes

In the sense that it's only going to sell because of internet hype, yes.

executioneer Aug 30th, 2006 07:49 PM

that's what i was going for

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2006 09:54 PM

I need help understanding a math problem:

c + 8d = 180

This is just an example, I just need to know how to find the answer.

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
c + 8d = 180

WELL BUDDY YOU CAN'T SOLVE A TWO-VARIABLE PROBLEM WITH ONE EQUATION, SO WE CAN ONLY GO AS FAR AS THIS:

c + 8d = 180

c = -8d + 180

>:

Juttin Aug 30th, 2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I need help understanding a math problem:

c + 8d = 180

This is just an example, I just need to know how to find the answer.

Well, it seems pretty open ended...
Let me see...

Well, "d" could stand for 15, and "c" could be 60.

But, again, it's too open ended.

Remember the order of operations. Also, ask whoever assigned you that you that problem how close the variables have to be.

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2006 10:43 PM

I didn't make math. Don't look at me like I'm dumb. I don't get the damned thing, either. That's why I asked. Anyways, it's all in relation to angles. Thanks for helping as much as you could, though.

Sethomas Aug 30th, 2006 10:43 PM

There are infinite potential values of c and d that could follow the relationship cited as the "problem" itself. It looks like a predicate to linear algebra of some sort, which I played with a little in high school and hated with it got all limit-laden in college electric engineering problems. I don't remember how to do that, I just remember being all like "I DON'T WANT TO FIND THE LIMIT, IT'S GODDAMN ALGEBRA YOU FUCK".

What I mean, is you should be able to solve for something like

10x+5y=9
4y+3z=11
3x+8z=9,453,748,936

But taken individually, none of those equations can actually tell you anything meaninful.

Juttin Aug 30th, 2006 10:46 PM

I love when teachers give you open ended algebra problems, then look at you with a dark glare when you get it wrong, due to it's large open endedness, like it was supposed to be an obvious answer, or something

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2006 10:56 PM

That happens to me every time. Everyone else gets some magic number that matches everyone else's except for mine. :( Perhaps I just don't think like that. Oh, and thanks Seth!

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2006 10:58 PM

How about thanks Esuohlim >:

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2006 10:59 PM

I mean seriously.

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2006 11:03 PM

I'm good at math see


Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2006 11:03 PM

I already said thanks to both you and Justin. Seth just happened to post a few seconds after I did and I didn't adequately thank him.

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2006 11:04 PM

I like your math more than the kind I get at Skool.

liquidstatik Aug 30th, 2006 11:25 PM

with a k ;o

HickMan Aug 31st, 2006 06:14 AM

kuz its kool

liquidstatik Aug 31st, 2006 12:45 PM


liquidstatik Aug 31st, 2006 12:55 PM

err i got my hair did yesterday, and i gotta get it to stop parting in the middle. it's gettin on my eeeever lasting nerve!! >:

MarioRPG Aug 31st, 2006 01:59 PM

Shave your head and hair problems will no longer plague you.

liquidstatik Aug 31st, 2006 02:10 PM

but that'd look stupid :[

HickMan Aug 31st, 2006 03:34 PM

I am going to have to shave my head when i go into the ARMY :X

liquidstatik Aug 31st, 2006 03:37 PM

ugh, why are yooou going to the army? :(

MarioRPG Aug 31st, 2006 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
but that'd look stupid :[

Not if you accerize with a snazzy hat.

Chojin Aug 31st, 2006 07:30 PM

he wants to join the army so he can be with other idiots. he would have sooner, but this message board sated the urge for a few years.

xbxDaniel Aug 31st, 2006 10:06 PM



My name looks like shit next to the colorful mods and admins.

Chojin Aug 31st, 2006 10:17 PM

Maybe you could try being funnier.

Misdemonar Aug 31st, 2006 10:24 PM

I would try, but it's not in my power.

xbxDaniel Aug 31st, 2006 10:38 PM

I'm almost positive somebody will make a stupid thread in the Stalk-o-mania board about how mods suck or some shit like that, and how the grey names should band together. I hate my peers.

Misdemonar Aug 31st, 2006 10:40 PM

I'm not on chojin's list so I hate myself. :(

xbxDaniel Aug 31st, 2006 10:42 PM

I'm sorry Misdemonar, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Fathom Zero Aug 31st, 2006 10:58 PM

So funny. >:

xbxDaniel Aug 31st, 2006 10:59 PM

I don't have friends here, we cleared this up a long time ago. >:

Misdemonar Aug 31st, 2006 10:59 PM

I'll be your friend.

Fathom Zero Aug 31st, 2006 11:00 PM

He doesn't need friends.

xbxDaniel Aug 31st, 2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I don't have friends


Fathom Zero Aug 31st, 2006 11:12 PM

You don't need friends.

MLE Aug 31st, 2006 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Maybe you could try being funnier.

lol

Seven Force Sep 1st, 2006 01:21 AM

You could also try to be a tremendous faggot, but not in the way you're currently going about it.

Guitar Woman Sep 1st, 2006 01:28 AM

yeah, try doing it like sevenforce

SNAPSNAPSNAP

Seven Force Sep 1st, 2006 01:30 AM

You're so predictable, Guitar Woman. I knew one of you 05's would say that.

Guitar Woman Sep 1st, 2006 01:34 AM

AW COME ON I WAS JUST FUNIN' WITH YOU

Guitar Woman Sep 1st, 2006 01:38 AM


Seven Force Sep 1st, 2006 01:38 AM

I KNOW ITS OK BUT WE GOTTA MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS TO THROW THE ADMINS OFF THIS BOARD WILL BE OURS AND WHEN I SAY OURS I MEANT THE GLORIOUS AND POWERFUL MAD MAX

Fathom Zero Sep 1st, 2006 08:00 AM

I'll be back in a week. I got to do some things personal. Later.

MarioRPG Sep 1st, 2006 10:37 AM

I watched Die Hard and it's sequel last night. :/

Esuohlim Sep 1st, 2006 03:16 PM

HEY YOU RAGAMUFFINS, WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO POST 20,000 :eek

Esuohlim Sep 1st, 2006 03:17 PM

And since I got post 5k, 10k, and 15k I think y'all know what I expect >:

executioneer Sep 1st, 2006 03:23 PM

expect THE UNEXPECTED :eek

liquidstatik Sep 1st, 2006 04:53 PM

it's mine :O

MarioRPG Sep 1st, 2006 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
And since I got post 5k, 10k, and 15k I think y'all know what I expect >:

I'm not good at counting so good luck.

Moobs Sep 1st, 2006 06:09 PM

Australia is nice ^_^

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
it's mine :O

Liquidstatik it's all yours, friend :eek

btw I'm still calling you liquidstatik >:

Sam Sep 2nd, 2006 09:02 PM

IT'S MINE

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2006 09:09 PM

oh w/e sam :rolleyes

Sam Sep 2nd, 2006 09:11 PM

>:

I MEAN IT

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2006 09:16 PM

Hey Sam where's that article you were going to write for my site?

OH WAIT WHO CARES :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Sep 2nd, 2006 09:22 PM

remember I said that Sam is the new leader of this thread soo be nice!

Sam Sep 2nd, 2006 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OH WAIT WHO CARES :rolleyes

YEAH THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHENEVER YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOUR SITE IS UPDATED

WHY DON'T YOU GET PUB LOVER TO REVIEW ANOTHER SCI FI SHOW? :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Sep 2nd, 2006 09:29 PM

Milhouse made the fatal flaw of all websites by proclaiming that they will update when they feel like it. Jixby and I did the same thing with our comics and we ended up never making another one again.

Fathom Zero Sep 3rd, 2006 12:56 AM

Whoa, there's a sequal to Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance called Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. Awesome. I think it came out/is coming out this year.

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2006 05:02 PM

"Your message from the Illuminati: Abdul Al-Azrad spanks the calculating hat-rack and the persuasive pyramid."

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2006 05:26 PM


Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2006 05:28 PM

http://www.petitiononline.com/bbtn42/petition.html

Bring Back the Noid.

Matt Harty Sep 5th, 2006 04:28 AM

hey guys

ArrowX Sep 5th, 2006 11:48 AM

Just where the fuck have you been Mr. Matt Harty!?

Rongi Sep 5th, 2006 03:13 PM

what the fuck do you care? he probably hates you just as much as everyone else does

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2006 09:14 PM


Chojin Sep 5th, 2006 10:56 PM

super lol :<

liquidstatik Sep 6th, 2006 12:56 AM

hahahha :o

Supafly345 Sep 6th, 2006 01:44 AM


MarioRPG Sep 6th, 2006 04:48 PM

I think Jon had too much coffee.

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2006 07:14 PM

Why the hell are they showing Ferris Bueller's Day Off on Nickelodeon?

Grislygus Sep 6th, 2006 07:16 PM

Perhaps they're desperately trying to be less gay.

Dax Fusaro Sep 6th, 2006 08:04 PM

even though the principal in that movie was caught with kiddie porn.

DaxF Sep 6th, 2006 08:28 PM

eat lead you fraud

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2006 08:46 PM

Yes, we wouldn't want anyone sullying your good name, would we?

Esuohlim Sep 6th, 2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Why the hell are they showing Ferris Bueller's Day Off on Nickelodeon?

Oh shit Nickelodeon just earned a few points in my book, now they're up to -50 or so :picklehat

GADZOOKS Sep 7th, 2006 04:07 PM


safyreschool Sep 7th, 2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


MetalMilitia Sep 7th, 2006 09:47 PM

guys check it out:

http://notevendoommusic.com/

Fathom Zero Sep 7th, 2006 09:57 PM

I can't stop watching it.

Chojin Sep 7th, 2006 11:35 PM


Juttin Sep 7th, 2006 11:51 PM

Good use of catchphrase changing :/

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2006 02:34 PM


Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2006 02:36 PM

Where the hell has Pub Lover been. Did he finally leave his house?

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2006 02:38 PM


executioneer Sep 8th, 2006 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
I've never been a fan of facial hair, whether it's ironic or not. Except on old men.

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
The fact that anybody ever thought 'GW' was actually female is even more pathetic than some loser pretending to be a girl online for a year. Even the most butt-ugly, socially retarded girls rejected by everyone would never waste 90% of their lives posting the same old tedious, boring, noise and unfunny garbage on a message board. Regardless, the creepiest thing about this is I bet you_know_who actually got titilated with the inevitable flirting by people like AChimp who will never get laid. This whole thing is a total riot and would only happen on I-Mockery. I love it!

;_; x 1,000,000

MarioRPG Sep 8th, 2006 03:31 PM

Recliner of rage? Wtf?

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2006 03:48 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Bernard

soundtest Sep 8th, 2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

I've never been a fan of facial hair, whether it's ironic or not. Except on old men.
I take this back. It suits Willie well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Where the hell has Pub Lover been. Did he finally leave his house?

:conspiracy

Chojin Sep 8th, 2006 06:16 PM

I linked pub to the gw thread when i made it and he said something like 'oh thanks but i don't go there anymore'.

that's like

GUYS I'M ON SECOND 56 OF MY DIET CAN YOU TELL HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE LOST ;)

executioneer Sep 8th, 2006 07:15 PM

well what the hell did he do that for, did i miss a inportant thread :(

Chojin Sep 8th, 2006 07:33 PM

I have a theory that Pub has a certain threshold of sanity, and every day that he spends on the internet brings him e'er closer until the day he snaps and curls up in a ball in his room sobbing and wondering aloud why life is a series of meaningless tragedies. A week later, he will once again feel confident enough to use the internet and the cycle beings anew.

GADZOOKS Sep 9th, 2006 02:52 AM

Maybe he figured out that he was living in paradise and didn't need the internet.

billbo Sep 9th, 2006 03:39 AM



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