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Esuohlim Oct 3rd, 2006 11:03 PM

hahaha :x

Esuohlim Oct 3rd, 2006 11:06 PM

Hey juttin next time you're at a restaurant taking one of those "eat 10 pounds of steak in a hour and it's free" challenges be sure to let me know I'll totally root for you.

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 11:10 PM

Well, I actually have muscle

And, I'm not so good at eating.
I'd eat a LB of it, then I'd get full :(

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2006 11:13 PM

You would get full.


FULL OF FAT

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 11:17 PM

My stomache would get full

FULL OF FOOD.

Seriously. Couldn't eat it.

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 11:18 PM

You guys are Fat-Racist



:(

HickMan Oct 3rd, 2006 11:30 PM

You fat :s******

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 11:33 PM

Did you just call me a s'******?


RACIST >:

Esuohlim Oct 3rd, 2006 11:39 PM



I sometimes lie awake at night,
thinking of the ways I could just, end all the pain

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 11:45 PM

True statement.

GADZOOKS Oct 3rd, 2006 11:45 PM

I wish you would, and end everybody's pain.

True Statement.

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 11:48 PM

When I do, I want to bring you to athest-hell with me.

TRUE

FUCKING

STATEMENT.

Mr. Vagiclean Oct 3rd, 2006 11:57 PM

take a deep breath

liquidstatik Oct 4th, 2006 12:00 AM

lol hey mr. vagiclean, i haven't seen you 'round in a while. :X

Mr. Vagiclean Oct 4th, 2006 12:05 AM

you messed up my self set up :{

liquidstatik Oct 4th, 2006 12:10 AM

im sry i can edit that post if you want :[

Mr. Vagiclean Oct 4th, 2006 12:25 AM

nahh would've sucked anyways, must've been an intervention, hope you are doing WELL

liquidstatik Oct 4th, 2006 12:27 AM

im doin aight
i think i'm 'bout to make me a hot dog, actually

after seeing that maruchan yakisoba noodles recipe in the food forum, i really want to eat some noodles. i think i might do that tomorrow, i just hope i don't burn them. :(

Mr. Vagiclean Oct 4th, 2006 12:40 AM

am about to ask my roommate for his nutri gram cereal bar! and how do you manage to burn noodles?

ArrowX Oct 4th, 2006 12:42 AM

I eats frosted miniwheats !

WhiteRat Oct 4th, 2006 01:06 AM

Everytime I see that pic of Juttin it reminds me of Arrow X and the pictures of the LAN Party he had with his friends.

liquidstatik Oct 4th, 2006 01:14 AM


WhiteRat Oct 4th, 2006 05:24 AM

The proud pudgy porker has serious homo problems. The sullen expression on it's face says it all.

MarioRPG Oct 4th, 2006 03:31 PM

That's the "Ugh, my mom's gonna get home soon" look.

liquidstatik Oct 4th, 2006 10:07 PM

so guys wuts up? =X

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2006 11:21 PM

Man, Juttin opened up a big can of worms.

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2006 11:47 PM


WhiteRat Oct 5th, 2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Man, Juttin opened up a big can of worms.

Now the question is does he know how to eat those worms fried?

HickMan Oct 5th, 2006 06:29 AM


do your chains hang low?

liquidstatik Oct 5th, 2006 12:13 PM

do it wabble to da flo =X

Sam Oct 5th, 2006 01:56 PM

Id it shinin' in the light?

MarioRPG Oct 5th, 2006 03:25 PM

Stereotypical remark.

liquidstatik Oct 5th, 2006 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
i'it plat'num i'it gold?


MetalMilitia Oct 5th, 2006 10:31 PM

Just now I was watching Revenge of the Nerds and one of my extremely drunk housemates came into my room wanting me to film him teabagging another, asleep housemate.

Grislygus Oct 5th, 2006 10:37 PM

I certainly hope that you never, ever plan on sleeping yourself.

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2006 10:41 PM

Didja know they're making a remake of Revenge of the Nerds?

MetalMilitia Oct 5th, 2006 10:46 PM

I heard that.

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2006 01:41 AM

I haven't heard that. But, I did hear that one of my friends is gay and she wants me to find her a girlfriend. :O!

Chojin Oct 6th, 2006 11:06 AM

I could hook you up with the number for guitar woman's school

WhiteRat Oct 7th, 2006 03:51 AM

My brother and I bought 16.82$ worth of White Castle after drinking at a bar for a few hours. Now I feel fat. That is untill the "food" comes flying out of my ass in about 6 hours...

Sam Oct 7th, 2006 02:06 PM

HEY GUYS! :picklehat

liquidstatik Oct 7th, 2006 02:27 PM

yoooo sup? :D

Chojin Oct 7th, 2006 02:29 PM

Sirius just added their premium internet stream to their products and you best believe i bought that shit all up, yo

an extra $3 a month and my shitty free 32kbps internet stream goes up to 128kbps

i'm sure fawn can relate when i say i'm making this face right now- :3

Sam Oct 7th, 2006 02:47 PM

GUYS, MC CHRIS SIGNED MY BOBA FETT ON THURSDAY NIGHT! :)



To me, it's a very cool thing.

GADZOOKS Oct 7th, 2006 03:14 PM

i made a million dollars by doing nothing, click here to find out

Supafly345 Oct 7th, 2006 05:54 PM

McChris sounds delicious

Jeff The Ninja Oct 7th, 2006 09:37 PM


GADZOOKS Oct 8th, 2006 02:48 AM

Ugh, nevermind I found out for myself.

liquidstatik Oct 8th, 2006 06:14 PM

oh man am i bored

Sam Oct 8th, 2006 06:23 PM

OH MAAAANNNNNN

liquidstatik Oct 8th, 2006 06:28 PM

brb sam i need a cigarette

ill be back in like 5 or so minutes, i sweaar!

liquidstatik Oct 8th, 2006 07:50 PM

hey milhouse
im bored as shit, so i started rereading your articles on your site
they're funny :(

Jeff The Ninja Oct 9th, 2006 12:27 AM

Does anyone want to play Jacks, You know, to alleviate the boredom.

MetalMilitia Oct 9th, 2006 12:54 AM

Is that the one where you have to pick up the things (possibly called jacks) for some reason?

HickMan Oct 9th, 2006 06:13 AM

Saturday was homecoming and I danced my little heart out it was fun and I had a mink coat of course it was fake but it was super funny because I looked like a pimp guys that's why I won funniest of my class because I do crazy stuff like that plus I got all the ladies haha

MetalMilitia Oct 9th, 2006 07:21 AM

Man that does sound really super extremely funny, you sound like a mad and crazy guy who all the cool cats want to hang with. Funniest in the class? Try funniest in the WORLD with a stunt like that.
Oh mercy I think my trousers just blew off in merryment at the whole affair.

HickMan Oct 9th, 2006 04:00 PM

I know itsnt it great i dont wanna sound cocky but i am a funny guy ask any of my friends lol

Jixby Phillips Oct 9th, 2006 07:09 PM

METAL MILITIA IS: THE JOKE ECHOER

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2006 08:05 PM

The team I was on beat everyone in the quiz-bowl.

Sethomas Oct 9th, 2006 08:44 PM

I captained a quiz bowl team that got 12th in state, and I came from a school of farmers.

That just brought back memories of Academic Super Bowl which was all bullshit in my school because of nepotism and shit. And those fuckers made the topic the high middle ages after I graduated JUST BECAUSE I WAS GONE THAT YEAR.

liquidstatik Oct 9th, 2006 09:57 PM

I was in quiz bowl once, but I hated it. >:

What I did like was OM/DI [i think its different in different states]

We went to world one year, but I got nervous and started throwing up so we obv didn't win. :(

Sam Oct 10th, 2006 12:02 AM

Did you throw up on the microphone? :x

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2006 02:37 PM

nu uh i threw up in the hotel bathroom :(

i didn't even make it to the place before i got all nervous :x

oh and guys, Lay's french onion dip with nacho cheese doritos is like the greatest thing ever

Alphonse Oct 10th, 2006 02:43 PM

I still have an account ;x

Chojin Oct 10th, 2006 05:11 PM

;x

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2006 08:34 PM

Was Alphonse a jerk, I don't remember.

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2006 09:33 PM

he was cool and lived in my town
but then he became a jerk and went to college and left me with no friends ;<

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
hey milhouse
im bored as shit, so i started rereading your articles on your site
they're funny :(

:picklehat

GADZOOKS Oct 11th, 2006 12:57 AM

Ugh, Juttin finally leaves to meet his father in his after life and Zelda get banned and who shows up?

Father Spaz.

I swear they must be all one person, a syndicate of stupads.

GADZOOKS Oct 11th, 2006 01:00 AM

Now fatty's back, this is the worse

Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2006 01:13 AM

EDIT EIDT n/m this is new page material!

Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2006 01:15 AM

To lighten the mood here's some Pub Lover correspondence from today.

Quote:

The Pub that has nothing better to do than postcount fight is still crying hot salty tears from all the stinging jokes about how much of a crazy loser he is. ;D

As for the SHITTY ARTICLE, I just reread it and the follow-up article I started about that bemulleted shutin, and they really are SHITTY ARTICLES and if I had any sense of pride in my work I would cry myself to sleep like my internet character usually claims I do.

Best regards from a crazy shutin.

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2006 01:17 AM

i talk to pub sometimes on msn

he's a sad fellow :(

Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2006 01:23 AM

He wrote me a new article and I said I was going to put it up over the weekend haha whoops ;)

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2006 01:36 AM

ahahha

IM TELLING :x

Sam Oct 11th, 2006 01:38 AM

I miss Pub. :(

He was nice.

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2006 01:43 AM

yeah i liked him
he says people made fun of him
but idk who he's talking about

:(

whoever they are, they're JERKS >:

WhiteRat Oct 11th, 2006 02:36 AM

I'm going back to Japan tonight. I'm going to miss you guys so much, you guys are my best friends and you've been so great to me since i've been back. Thanks for the suprise party, too. I definitely didn't expect to see to see Darva Conger there! I LOVE YOU ALL. :love

Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2006 09:50 AM

WhiteRat when you come back be sure to bring me some pocky kekekeke >_<

Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
yeah i liked him
he says people made fun of him
but idk who he's talking about

:(

whoever they are, they're JERKS >:

I made fun of him too but in a good way and Pub should realize this, unlike Juttin who I make fun of in a bad way because he's really a big disappointment and I don't blame his dad one bit.

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2006 01:48 PM

yeah, i only joked around with him a couple times, and I think he knew it was in a joking way. :(

either it's somebody being a big jerk, or he just doesn't know how to take jokes. but either way, im with you on the juttin thing. :O

ziggytrix Oct 11th, 2006 02:39 PM

Pub got about as much love from this board as it has to give, which really isn't that much, but that should still count for something! But I was under the impression he made more self-demeaning jokes about being a "crazy shut-in" than anyone made about him.

Maybe I missed something in MockWars.

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2006 03:16 PM

idk he should come back, though. ;<

and p.s. some people 'round here get a lot of love. :O

FartinMowler Oct 11th, 2006 03:28 PM

I forget who Danny Tatom was :rolleyes It's not like Pub is going anywhere :/ so I will share a short script to give him something to look forward to.

Steve Erwin

Crickey where am I ?

Pub

You're in my bedroom

Steve Erwin

Crickey

Pub

:(

Steve Erwin

:/

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2006 03:35 PM

im liquidstatik, kay :-x

MarioRPG Oct 11th, 2006 04:20 PM

And I'm pretty.

Supafly345 Oct 12th, 2006 12:14 AM

YouWantToBeAdam (8:08:10 PM): Sorry, Im' told you I drank a little something
YouWantToBeAdam (8:08:16 PM): Or I didn't, well, now I did
BcIsTheGreatest (8:08:36 PM): that first sentence was amazing

executioneer Oct 12th, 2006 08:28 PM

did you guys know that lydia from the beetlejuice cartoon and claire from resident evil are both done by the same person

cause i didn't

Sam Oct 13th, 2006 12:29 AM

No way. :eek

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2006 12:37 AM

That's nuts.

Sethomas Oct 13th, 2006 01:06 AM

You wouldn't know nuts if you got teabagged by Mr Peanut, dude.

liquidstatik Oct 13th, 2006 01:24 AM

so me and my girlfriend broke up and it sucked
i cried and threw up a lot :(

anyway apparently we're "taking a break"

idk though she says we're going to go out again
she just needs time to fix her problems

idk im sad, guys :(

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2006 04:53 PM

I saved a worm today. :O

liquidstatik Oct 13th, 2006 04:57 PM

lol i think i found a new girlfriend today

FartinMowler Oct 13th, 2006 06:03 PM

who are you again?

executioneer Oct 13th, 2006 07:51 PM

you're the private dick you figure it out

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2006 12:34 PM

I got my Ubuntu live disk in the mail today!... after I ordered it in June.

But it was free, so I'm not complaining.

GADZOOKS Oct 14th, 2006 12:47 PM

John Bermuda Shorts is no longer with us. :(

executioneer Oct 16th, 2006 01:07 PM

what no way :( i hope you're not serious but i bet you are because of the colors :(

Sam Oct 16th, 2006 08:14 PM

WHO WILL DRUM FOR WEIRD AL NOW? :tear


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