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Esuohlim Oct 16th, 2006 10:08 PM

That's the only guy I can think that you might be referring to and he's not listed as dead anywhere >:

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2006 04:05 PM

I broke my ankle on a wet trampoline 2 days ago. The bone was jutting out of my leg. Pics to come, especially of the gnarly X-Ray.

executioneer Oct 17th, 2006 04:18 PM

you had a bone inside of you that was juttin, huh

Juttin Oct 17th, 2006 05:30 PM

THATS WHAT SHE SAID LOL

MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2006 05:32 PM

Let's be realistic, Juttin.

Juttin Oct 17th, 2006 05:34 PM

:( I live in super-cool fantasy land :(

GADZOOKS Oct 17th, 2006 07:25 PM

A Candyland, mind you

WhiteRat Oct 17th, 2006 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juttin
:( I live in super-cool fantasy land :(

Alright man, i've been monitering your caloric intake and I've come to the conclusion that you have to be a character or alt. Seriously, I just don't understand how someone can take such abuse every day yet keep coming back. For someone to take continual harassment about thier dad fucking dying everyday not to mention being called "Fatty fatty fat fat" or "Juggs McGoo", you have the thickest skin (lard) ever.

I'd like to do a case study on you Juttin. I'll pay you with a bag of WoW brand potato chips and a 2-liter bottle of Mt. Lightning.

Juttin Oct 17th, 2006 09:09 PM

Because I'm not somebody who's just gonna pussy out because the mean kids took my bucket o' candy and called me fat.
Also, Mt.Lightning? Come on. I think I deserve better than Wal-Mart
>:

Juttin Oct 17th, 2006 09:22 PM



NO NEED TO MAKE A FAT JOKE GUYS I THINK I JUST MADE ONE TOWARDS MYSELF

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
you had a bone inside of you that was juttin, huh

I was about to say something, but I thought better of myself.

Juttin Oct 17th, 2006 09:35 PM

Damn right you thought better of yourself >:
Otherwise, I'd have challenged you to fisticuffs, sir >:

Grislygus Oct 17th, 2006 09:44 PM

Watch out, he'll unlawfully wound you in a case of internet rage.

My little brother just saw Fathom Zero's avatar, and thought it was Tim Allen.

I almost killed him.

MetalMilitia Oct 17th, 2006 09:46 PM

Say guys did you hear about Bill Murray crashing a student party in Scotland?
I can't decide if it would be super cool or super wierd but I suspect the former.

Big Papa Goat Oct 17th, 2006 11:49 PM

I heard Dan Akroyd is always hitting on the frosh in Ontario

GADZOOKS Oct 18th, 2006 12:19 PM

Bill Murray is a fucking pervert and an idiot and is the greatest shame my city had along with Jim "The Jerk" Belushi.

Now Brian-Doyle Murray, that's guy is a class act.

Esuohlim Oct 18th, 2006 12:54 PM

Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade.

WhiteRat Oct 18th, 2006 01:05 PM

I liked him better with Punxatawny Phil.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2006 08:45 PM

I'm pissed the fuck off and I can't remember why.

Emu Oct 20th, 2006 03:55 PM

Guys I've been gone for a while so I need someone to [code]FILL ME IN[/coed]

When and why is Sevenforce banned?

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2006 08:22 PM

Chojin went crazy and made everybody mods for a few hours.
At first there was Chojin's Cooldudes. They held supremacy over the Changing Name Forum. Lots of other people wanted to be mods, too. So Chojin made Juttin the leader of the Super Action Team. Seven Force was on the Action Team, as was I. The Action Team presided over the Classifieds forum. Long story short, it got out of hand and started being unfunny, (at least in my eyes). I opted out of the Action Team. Seven Force was banned for posting Lemon Party pics. If you don't know what lemon party is, go to lemonparty.com, but it is NSF- fuckin'-W. Old man porn, ewww. >:

liquidstatik Oct 20th, 2006 08:33 PM


MrAdventure Oct 20th, 2006 08:53 PM

SERIOUS HONEY PROBLEMS? :'(

executioneer Oct 20th, 2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Chojin went crazy and made everybody mods for a few hours.
At first there was Chojin's Cooldudes. They held supremacy over the Changing Name Forum. Lots of other people wanted to be mods, too. So Chojin made Juttin the leader of the Super Action Team. Seven Force was on the Action Team, as was I. The Action Team presided over the Classifieds forum. Long story short, it got out of hand and started being unfunny, (at least in my eyes). I opted out of the Action Team. Seven Force was banned for posting Lemon Party pics. If you don't know what lemon party is, go to lemonparty.com, but it is NSF- fuckin'-W. Old man porn, ewww.
i thought he also deleted some of the threads that got moved to the fun forum

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2006 08:58 PM

Oh yeah, that's right, too.

I forgot that part.

There was an editing ans moving frenzy going on.

Sam Oct 22nd, 2006 02:55 PM

Last night nothing4buddha and I saw a flipper baby. :x

Except it wasn't a baby.

It looked like an amputee with Cabage Patch Kid arms grafted to her nubs.

:(

liquidstatik Oct 22nd, 2006 02:57 PM

that's cute, i guess. :x

last night i ran over an armadillo ;<

ArrowX Oct 22nd, 2006 05:11 PM

This morning I was playing with some puppies who just started walking, there awesome because they all have a different sized mohawks according to their size!

liquidstatik Oct 23rd, 2006 03:02 AM

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liquidstatik Oct 23rd, 2006 03:02 AM

A FUCKING QUEER.

MarioRPG Oct 23rd, 2006 03:29 PM

With serious problems?

Esuohlim Oct 23rd, 2006 03:40 PM

Someone start a game of mad libs post haste

WhiteRat Oct 23rd, 2006 11:26 PM

Get off me pa you're crushin' my smokes.

Emu Oct 23rd, 2006 11:58 PM

Guys OAO hasn't posted here in a long time.

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2006 12:29 AM

Screw him I want Pub back. :(

I went to random page in this thread and I laughed my ass off at this. :(


Sam Oct 24th, 2006 12:32 AM

I miss Pub too. :(

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 12:37 AM

i keep tellin that fag to come back, but he won't listen. :[

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 12:38 AM

and milhouse no offense i always thought you were like 16 or so :[

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2006 12:39 AM

I was at one time on this board you know :(

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 12:42 AM

lol yeah i guess thats true :x

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2006 12:47 AM

I'm 19 :(

omg ninja edit :eek

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 12:49 AM

yeah lol i realized half of what i typed didn't really make sense. :[

aaand, oohh.
im 18. :[

i miss being a kid. :[

Sam Oct 24th, 2006 12:50 AM

Haha

I knew'd ya'll were a youngin'

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 12:50 AM

duude, you're like 16. ;o

Sam Oct 24th, 2006 12:51 AM

Nuh uh.

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2006 12:53 AM

Nah Sam's in his 20s I read it somewhere.

It's nothing4buddha that's 16 :x

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 12:54 AM


Registered sex offender. :x

Sam Oct 24th, 2006 12:59 AM

:(

kahljorn Oct 24th, 2006 01:18 AM

i did one of those registered sex offender searches before and it showed like 20 guys within just my neighborhood, many of whom were colored red which is supposed to mean they are really bad.

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2006 01:23 AM

haha, coool. :X

MrAdventure Oct 24th, 2006 04:30 AM

Quote:

i did one of those registered sex offender searches before and it showed like 20 guys within just my neighborhood, many of whom were colored red which is supposed to mean they are really bad.

Big McLargehuge Oct 24th, 2006 03:40 PM


MrAdventure Oct 25th, 2006 05:19 AM

may the woof be with you always

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2006 04:53 PM

My big toe smells like pickles. :eek

Grislygus Oct 25th, 2006 11:05 PM

Well, Chuck Norris is officially a retard.

Esuohlim Oct 25th, 2006 11:20 PM

Maybe people will finally shut up about him now.

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 25th, 2006 11:40 PM

I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

Misdemonar Oct 26th, 2006 12:25 AM

zelda'sbiggestdouche :lol

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

Don't think this will score any cool points with me, buster.

RaNkeri Oct 26th, 2006 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
I FUCKING HATE HIM. Seriously there are these assholes walking around campus (highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter) saying "Im going to roundhouse kick you like Chuck Norris!". I hear that at least 5 times a day. These people need to be killed.

How come I'm not suprised? :rolleyes

Grislygus Oct 26th, 2006 10:17 AM

Zelda, weclome to the horrible, horrible place that is the MAINSTREAM. The only way to deal with to lock your bedroom door and curl protectively around your computer, and only come out to scavenge for Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.

Emu Oct 26th, 2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
(highschool is huge. Walkaround it once and youve gone a mile and a quarter)

yeah it's a pretty big change from junior high huh lol

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 01:30 PM

Newest registered member: Virginity

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 02:00 PM

oh no we'll never get rid of that one

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 08:00 PM

Slither's finally coming out on DVD, I can hack bluetooth phones, the doctors are pulling the staples out of me tomorrow, and I got nine out of ten questions right in the team category "Cooking Verbs" on the Junior Varsity Academic Team. It's been a big week for me.

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:01 PM

i'm sorry the correct response to that post was "badum psssh"

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 08:02 PM

Oh shit son, I hope you got a trophy for that. You better have gotten a trophy for that.

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:02 PM

I laughed and then thought along the lines of "speak for yourself" but I would never actually post that :x

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 08:03 PM

That was meant for indistinguishible lamer #4, but it kinda works either way!

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 08:03 PM

GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN I'M TALKING

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:03 PM

Oh shit this place is bustling with activity again

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:04 PM

you know why?

post 20000, that's why

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:05 PM

If anyone wants to Paypal me like a bajillion dollars I'll let them have post 20000

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:08 PM

NO I WILL FITE U

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:10 PM

MORE LIKE I WILL VERB U

ADVERB
VERB
PAST TENSE VERB

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:12 PM

whorily
butt
creeped

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:12 PM

ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
FICTIONAL CHARACTER

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:14 PM

black
cocks
fargin mowler

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:16 PM

AN UNDESIRABLE NOUN
VERB
NOUN

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:16 PM

btw do you actually want me to keep it as "fargin"? :(

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:18 PM

hell yes

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 08:18 PM

Chojin >:
is
a fag

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:19 PM

juttin
smell
penis

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:19 PM

juttin go away

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:19 PM

hahaha i didn't even read his post for that one

Rongi Oct 26th, 2006 08:19 PM

at least chojin has a dad, tubby

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:20 PM

VERB -S
PLURAL NOUN
NUMBER

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 08:20 PM

Rongi
kiss
my ass >:

Rongi Oct 26th, 2006 08:21 PM

my ass isnt a number, stupid

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:21 PM

sucks
donkeys
fifteen

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:22 PM

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:23 PM

Juttin seriously make like a tree ok

liquidstatik Oct 26th, 2006 08:23 PM

DOGS
SEXY
DELIGHTFULLY
WATER HOSE

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:26 PM

I'll change that to delightful since the "ly" makes it an adverb, loser

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 08:29 PM

Sorry, this was kind of a bad one. :(

EXCERPT FROM "CATCHER IN THE RYE"

If you whorily want to butt about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was creeped, and what my black childhood was like, and how my cocks were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Fargin Mowler kind of Juttin, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to smell the penis. In the first place, that stuff sucks me, and in the second place, my cocks would have about fifteen dogs apiece if I told anything pretty sexy about them. They're quite delightful about anything like that, especially my waterhose.

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:30 PM

Quote:

my cocks would have about fifteen dogs apiece
this is still pretty good ok

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 08:30 PM

lol @ my cocks would have about fifteen dogs apiece

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 08:31 PM

JYNX

executioneer Oct 26th, 2006 08:31 PM

:x

liquidstatik Oct 26th, 2006 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'll change that to delightful since the "ly" makes it an adverb, loser

yeah i thought that sounded kind of weird, sry :[


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