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Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:44 PM

Oh go on, thay are not that bad! ;)

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2006 10:44 PM

terra definitely does NOT need boobies

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by glowbelly
terra NO boobies

Maybe she could trade them in for a waffle iron or something. ;(

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Oh go on, thay are not that bad! ;)

As if I knew. ;(

Terra Nov 26th, 2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by glowbelly
terra definitely does NOT need boobies

I miss my glowie!!!!!!! How's that baby boy???

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2006 10:52 PM

30 pounds of cuteness that likes to hide in cupboards:


Terra Nov 26th, 2006 10:54 PM

He's BLOND!!! When did this happen????? :D

Plus he's cute as a bug!!!!

Esuohlim Nov 26th, 2006 11:19 PM

Terra why don't you save some punctuation for the rest of us and by the way I'm unhappy that you're back.

Terra Nov 26th, 2006 11:28 PM

Merry Christmas Scrooge!

Chojin Nov 27th, 2006 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler
So Pub what do you think of the new gender bender? I think every father dreams of there son coming home like that so they can beat the hell out of him and finally get him out of his house :/

I'd hit it but I'm like 90% sure it's womti again ;<

Shifty Nov 27th, 2006 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by glowbelly
30 pounds of cuteness that likes to hide in cupboards:



cute kid how old? My son is half the wieght of urs O_o

noob3 Nov 27th, 2006 12:52 AM

15 pounds what the hell is your kid a small dog or somthing

what a freak

Shifty Nov 27th, 2006 12:53 AM

no, he just eats alot....Thats how i know its my kid....

noob3 Nov 27th, 2006 12:54 AM

alot of dog food

Shifty Nov 27th, 2006 12:55 AM

Yes because babys can eat solid food you know....

noob3 Nov 27th, 2006 12:56 AM

duh i told you man it's a dog or somthing man i need to be on csi or some shit this is like that mexican rat pet dog thing sewer rat story but instead it's really a dog instead of a baby :lol

ArrowX Nov 27th, 2006 12:57 AM

My babies will, they DON'T GET A CHOICE!

also Its cute until the kid crushes a few fingers in the cupboard doors, tats happened to my little sis a few times :(

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2006 12:58 AM

His kid eats the good stuff. Alpo all the way.

Shifty Nov 27th, 2006 12:58 AM

k.

noob3 Nov 27th, 2006 12:58 AM

guys you dont understand NO HUMAN can weigh 15 pounds it's clearly of the canine descent

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2006 01:00 AM

Wolfchild.

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2006 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Noob3
it's clearly of the canine descent

I thought you said Alpine. That made me think of a yeti baby. :/

noob3 Nov 27th, 2006 01:04 AM

damn oklahomans

ps ou top 12 baby

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2006 01:06 AM

boooooooooo.

OU can go fuck themselves.

Fathom Zero Nov 27th, 2006 01:08 AM

ZZ Top is the greatest fucking band of all time and no one can dispute this.

And I'm sorry for saying fuck so much in case anyone gets offended. I don't know why I have.

BlueOatmeal Nov 27th, 2006 05:26 AM

ZZ Top licks nuts.

noob3 Nov 27th, 2006 06:33 AM

ou rules homo

executioneer Nov 27th, 2006 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by executioneer
i think the joke was, he was doing it RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT

and y'know, nothing was good

Hey Willie, this is a good format. How about everytime someone tries to make a joke, you explain it, and maybe give it a rating, but don't rate your own jokes or rate your rating because you might dissappear into a vortex of meta-irony, and everyone will blame me for killing you again. Aight?

I RATE THIS JOKE ;_; ;_; ;_; out of ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

FartinMowler Nov 27th, 2006 02:20 PM

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FartinMowler wrote:
Pub Lover, you are a homosexual!
I didn't write that, but I'm sure you can photoshop yourself kissing some guy to be trendy.



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All My Children' becomes 1st show with male character becoming a woman

MarioRPG Nov 27th, 2006 04:16 PM

Don' go there gir'frien

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I didn't write that, but I'm sure you can photoshop yourself kissing some guy to be trendy.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT THING THAT WAS IN THE QUOTE? FUCKING HELL! SERIOUSLY! FOR FUCKS SAKE, SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE REALLY BELIEVED THAT YOU CALLED ME GAY WHEN YOU DIDN'T, WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY SAID WAS
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Originally Posted by FartinMowler
you should talk Gilligan :/

WHICH MAKES ALL THE FUCKING SENSE IN THE FUCKING WORLD, EVEN BACK WHEN IT WAS IN CONTEXT! I MEAN OH MY FUCKING GOD, FARTIN! WHAT IF PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU REALLY SAID I WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, THEY MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A BAD PERSON, OR UNFUNNY, OR JUST ON THE WRONG SIDE OF WEIRD! SHIT MAN, I'M SO SORRY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND! HOW WILL THE INTERNET EVER FUCKING RECOVER! >:

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:51 PM

FARTIN? >:

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:51 PM

DO YOU GET IT, FARTIN? >:

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:52 PM

IT WAS A POOR ATTEMPT AT A JOKE, FARTIN. >:

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:52 PM

IT WAS A JOKE, AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:53 PM

BUT IT WAS A BAD JOKE, SO DON'T FEEL BAD. >:

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:54 PM

HOWEVER, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, IS IT FARTIN? >:

Emu Nov 27th, 2006 06:54 PM

Guys I JUST NOW read the guitar woman thread in spite of having posted in it twice.

I think I'm the only person on these forums who has never registered an alt and you admins can back me up on that am i right :picklehat

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 06:55 PM

Hey Emu, I was just about to call Fartin a stupid ******, so thanks. Top job! ;)

Emu Nov 27th, 2006 06:55 PM

There's still time

FartinMowler Nov 27th, 2006 06:59 PM

I'd laugh if Chojin bans pub at 9999 :/







turn off the caps little buddy


Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 07:00 PM

You are kinda stupid, my friend. :)

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I'd laugh if Chojin bans pub at 9999

I think it would be a good policy to ban anyone that posts that much on the internet. Losers.

FartinMowler Nov 27th, 2006 07:04 PM

I didn't even noticed that I took that picture from some guy's blog called "My GAY PERSPECTIVE" :/

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 07:09 PM

Hey guys, you know how Pub Lover goes crazy, disappears for a few days & then comes back as if nothing happened?

Yeah.

Pub Lover Nov 27th, 2006 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
How about everytime someone tries to make a joke, you give it a rating?

I RATE THIS JOKE ;_; ;_; ;_; out of ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

:lol

noob3 Nov 28th, 2006 01:22 AM

so what about that dog baby

executioneer Nov 28th, 2006 12:10 PM

guys its so cold i had to melt the lock on my work door AND on my car door with warm water

THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE ;_;

Esuohlim Nov 28th, 2006 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I think it would be a good policy to ban anyone that posts that much on the internet. Losers.

Ok wise guy

FartinMowler Nov 28th, 2006 01:44 PM

Esuohlim when you reach ten thousand can you put all the words from every post that you're in and make a story? I'm sure it would be riveting.

MarioRPG Nov 28th, 2006 05:30 PM

I promise I'd at least skim through that story

Esuohlim Nov 28th, 2006 05:40 PM

How about someone else writes it for me since I'm important enough??

Esuohlim Nov 28th, 2006 09:43 PM

I googled "post 10,000" and this is what I got:



Chojin, as stated in the "one ban per ten thousand posts" portion of the contract (Section VI) I'd like to choose zeldasbiggestfan, if you would carry that out as soon as possible (for the sake of everyone haha right).

I'd like to thank everyone, it's been quite a ride!

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2006 10:08 PM

Hooray for Esuohlim!

Are you going to post more now? >:

Esuohlim Nov 28th, 2006 10:14 PM

Haha I'm not about to open up a can of worms answering that question ;)

Esuohlim Nov 28th, 2006 10:17 PM

Here's a quick yet accurate history of my posts throughout the years:

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Oh man, growing up :cry

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
How about someone else writes it for me...?

Like your site? :lol



>:

Pub Lover Nov 28th, 2006 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Oh man, growing up :cry

You're really depressing, you know that right? ;(

BlueOatmeal Nov 29th, 2006 12:16 AM

Guys I really like being 21.

P.S. Congratulations Esuohlim

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2006 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Guys I really like being 21.

How does your liver feel about it?

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2006 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Emu
Type your own SN into google and see what comes up

Speaking of googling names I put mine in and that womti asshole is using my name to register to a bunch of stupid forums. >:

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2006 02:40 AM

Seriously, like Aryan Nations. He's only made like 10 posts on each board and they all pertain to racism in some way :lol

Esuohlim Nov 29th, 2006 02:51 AM

I sent him a frank email displaying my distaste at his behavior. A young man like him needs to focus his energy away from hate and more towards finding a nice soup kitchen to eat at.

GADZOOKS Nov 29th, 2006 04:53 AM

thank was me, sorry

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2006 06:02 PM

Damn my need for sleep, I missed out on stupid faggots IMing me with internet threats. >:

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2006 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6195860.stm
News[/url]]A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say.

The boy, Ajay, strayed from the family home as his parents and other family members were having lunch.

When his mother went to look for him, she found the pigs chewing something and spotted bits of her son's clothing.

She threw stones at the animals but they turned on her. Her screams alerted neighbours who came to her rescue.


RaNkeri Nov 29th, 2006 06:19 PM

Just because they found a pig munching a cloth don't mean they ate the kid. It'd be smart to wait few days to find out how the parents found their kid from a bush near the house or something like that.






Unless they were pigs of DOOM.

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2006 06:39 PM

Shut up you stupid shit, pigs can easily eat people! >:



Although not a person, I have seen a pig eat a rat. It was a horrifying experience. :eek

Archduke Tips Nov 29th, 2006 06:48 PM

Who here is black? I am still trying to figure out what it means when black people say "you cookin?"

Pub Lover Nov 29th, 2006 06:53 PM

We up and banned our last darkie a few months ago.

He says 'Hey', if anyone's interested.

executioneer Nov 29th, 2006 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri
Just because they found a pig munching a cloth don't mean they ate the kid. It'd be smart to wait few days to find out how the parents found their kid from a bush near the house or something like that.






Unless they were pigs of DOOM.

haven't you seen old yeller pigs can rip your shit UP

FartinMowler Nov 29th, 2006 09:11 PM

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three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs that was then attacked by wild Cow's that ate the pigs and then shit out the boy who then thanked the cow's and became the first Indian with a whale of a tail





MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2006 10:06 PM

Man I hate that guy, he's got such a fish and chip on his shoulder :lol :lol

I'll be here all week.

RectalWart Nov 30th, 2006 12:07 AM

I've killed for less. Hell, I've bitch-slapped for less!

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:16 AM

SO GUYS
i think i know what i want to do with my life
im looking at colleges right now :O

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:17 AM

lol i forgot to say what it was!

im going to get a bachelors of science degree in media arts & animation, and do character design or storyboard art for caaaaartoons [nickelodeon i hope!]

my lifes going to be so great
:D

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 01:27 AM

I'm going to be an engineer except I don't actually know what kind of jobs an engineer has or what kind of things an engineer does at their jobs!

Maybe I should start reading dilbert lol

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:28 AM

haha yeah idk what engineers do either
but i hear it's top-notch!

MetalMilitia Nov 30th, 2006 01:34 AM

I don't know about the US but over here engineers generally engineer things. You can't really be much more specific until you say what type of enginner you want to be; electrial, mechanical, chemical... mathmatical etc etc

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 01:37 AM

I'm still undecided, but after some research it seems like materials science and engineering is the cushiest of all the engineering branches. :picklehat

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:39 AM

okay guys lets focus on danny now :[

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 01:40 AM

Oh hey there! Will you be able to sneak in drawings of penises and photos of boobs like they did at Disney? :x

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:43 AM

i hope so :X

one time i was drawing a little girl in gymnastics
she looked real cute but there was a penis bulge in her tights :O

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:45 AM

wait i dont know if that even counts!

im real excited though, guys
i've been drawing since, like, FOREVER
and i've always liked cartoons

so it should be a great job
i just hope i can get a job at nickelodeon. the other channels suck with kids cartoons, if you ask me

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:57 AM


liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 01:58 AM


Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 02:22 AM

Whoops I almost forgot my Christmas-Thyme™ fuzzy JPEG avatar tradition :x

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 02:23 AM

lol hey milhouse my birthday is like next friday
ill be 19
:X

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 02:25 AM

December 8th is when I licked a vagina for the first time :x

Happy birthday, what are you going to get??

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 02:28 AM

ew i've yet to lick a vagina
it seems gross :x

and uhmm im not sure yet
im getting new shoes, clothes, and some art shit for suure
that and my grandma bought me a new website :O


ohh and apparently my birthday is the same day john lenon died
[according to some fatty on myspace]

RectalWart Nov 30th, 2006 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
December 8th is when I licked a vagina for the first time :x

Now that's a watershed event!

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 02:30 AM

Shut up it's no laughing matter and it's a bit scary at first but I powered through put on my snorkel and went to town. Jerk. >:

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 02:32 AM

i know one time this girl was sucking my d*ck, and i remember in porn they'd like just start humping their throat, so i tried it.
anyway i basically rammed the fuck out of the back of her throat and she got really pissed. :/

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2006 02:35 AM

No she was probably pretending and actually loved every minute of it because she was a slut maybe?

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 02:37 AM

yeah, she was a slut
she's pregnant now, lol

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 04:12 AM


liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 04:14 AM


"you can do it, hun! :]]"

noob3 Nov 30th, 2006 02:07 PM

this thread is for queers

MarioRPG Nov 30th, 2006 02:37 PM

Your point being?

noob3 Nov 30th, 2006 02:44 PM

you be gay


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