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Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:56 PM

someone keeps calling my cell and hangin up.. wts .. :(

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 06:57 PM

Six years Rongi still can't afford a camera...Hi everybody I'm John and I'm a teacher/cartoonist :lol

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:02 PM

fartin begins to rub his shrivled nutsack all over rognis face

rogni bites it playfullys

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 07:02 PM

There's this cat on my windowsill that just keeps staring at me. I like hit the window and everything, but it won't move for anything. Creepy-ass cat.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:03 PM

yeah this is disturbingingly becoming some gay sex cyber hump...

makes ya wonder..

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 07:04 PM

It's pretty warm up here for December, I didn't even need a coat or anything. I want some snow.

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 07:04 PM

There's a cat next door that keeps sneaking into my room and hiding under the bed, until our cat finds it and runs it off. It's my opinion that all cats are psychotic.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:05 PM

grislygus sticks his old man penis into the cat, the cat mowling painfully

"hey get your dick out of that cat you sick fuck"

pub starts puking all over julies now corpse like figure

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 07:06 PM

It's been raining for three days straight here. I'm worried that it'll keep up when my friends visit next week, and we won't be able to go trap shooting.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:08 PM

r u fuckin gay or not

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:08 PM

ohhh no.. you wont be able to shoot traps .. sorry to hear that! .. maybe its bouts time to get a new hobby ??

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:09 PM

his hobby is corn holing kittens he's a sick one

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 07:10 PM

Is it physically possible for you vermin to shut your collective trap?


So, anyway, anyone into sculpture?

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 07:11 PM

Fartin has Grislygus pressed against the table.

He begs Fartin to let him go. He says he doesn't want to do this.

Fartin forces Grislygus's head around so they can look into each others eyes.

They hold the stare for a few seconds, and then Fartin says "I can see you want it, little man."

Pulling down his elasticated waistband, Fartin takes his small penis in hand and says "Guitar man, I'll open him up, & you can go next."

Looking up, the tip of Rongi's penis still in his mouth, GM giggles a child like murmer of glee, and Rongi convulses again with a small moan of appreciation.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:11 PM

is sculpting some other word for having sex with felines

GADZOOKS Dec 13th, 2006 07:12 PM

Allright shutup guys

HankWilliamsJr: do you get Heathcliff?
Lemmysomemoney: The cat that lives in a junkyard. Yeah.
HankWilliamsJr: I hate that cat
HankWilliamsJr: lives filthy
HankWilliamsJr: and he talks filthy too
Lemmysomemoney: I confuse him with Garfield. Wearing a hat doesn't make them that different.
HankWilliamsJr: i dont think neither them wears a hat, tom
Lemmysomemoney: Then I must be thinking of something else. :-(
HankWilliamsJr: felix maybe?
HankWilliamsJr: who carries a bag of shit
Lemmysomemoney: Too many cartton cats.
HankWilliamsJr: yeah but can you named 3 cartoon dogs
Lemmysomemoney: not really
HankWilliamsJr: i can name Scoopy Doo, Droopy Dog, and Marmaduke
HankWilliamsJr: but heres the thing
HankWilliamsJr: i cant name 3 cartoon dogs that arent complete retards
Lemmysomemoney: True
HankWilliamsJr: snoopy maybe
HankWilliamsJr: because he can fly a plane
HankWilliamsJr: and write on the behalf of a dying Charles Shultz

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:13 PM

gadzooks enters the room in a manly man thong, rubbing his sweet sweet man package to a full state of erotic erection

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:13 PM

I need some liquor..

then again I might find this shit funny!

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 07:19 PM

My "greek vase" I made in ceramics looked like shit. I can't glaze for anything.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:21 PM

haha.. dan your 'glazeing' is shit? you sound like my grandma.. hahaha

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 07:23 PM

Man, you think your vase looked like shit... hang on, I'm taking a picture of my latest piece.

Grislygus Dec 13th, 2006 07:27 PM



This horrible thing is the result of when someone like me is forced to make a "free form" sculpture.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:29 PM

actually thats kinda neat looking..

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:30 PM

it is looking like it came out of his anus

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 07:31 PM

Scene 2: Gay sex in a pottery class.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:32 PM

yeah but usually all great art now-a-days looks like someone shit or puked on it and hung it in a gallery for people to look at and buy for 3grand

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 07:32 PM

it does look like someone had eggs for lunch

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:35 PM

fartin begins to rub grislygus shoulders as he spins some clay around

grislygus breathing begins to get heavy as a bulge starts to arrise from the crotch of his pegleg levis

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 07:37 PM

not finished yet I see :/

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:38 PM

Hey.. maybe we can put aside the gay romance novel for a little while and talk about something not so gay....??

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 07:55 PM

I think you don't understand where you are. This is what we do everyday.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 07:57 PM

homo me timbers butt baby

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 07:59 PM

so aparently half the people here are pediphiles an the other half virgin 12 year olds.... uhhh ...

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:01 PM

Dude, I so ate too much for dinner.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:02 PM

What the hell, Lenor?

We're all consenting adults!

Right guys? ;(

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:03 PM

Who wasn't a virgin at 12? :(

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:03 PM

more like who was? :(

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:05 PM

Sex wasn't invented until I was 13, and that was just rumours of what happens.

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:15 PM

I am sooooo bored.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:17 PM

Writing Gay fiction is fun. Do that.

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 08:18 PM

i think my favorite primus song is john the fisherman

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:18 PM

Making nonfiction is more fun! :x

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:19 PM

No.

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:23 PM

I can't post a pic of my greek vase because I shattered it in the driveway. It wasn't a loss.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 08:23 PM

les claypool wrote my name is mud after he was pounded in the ass

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 08:26 PM

primus fuckin rocks!


A good friend of myn has dimebag darrels autograph.. its hot!

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 08:27 PM

more liek primus sucks

even though no one says that anymore

and claypool gets mad when you say that at his concerts :(

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 08:32 PM

Ive pretty much been a fan of primus for a very long time..

Hell.. it pisses me off that HEAD from KoRn left on some religious bullshit expierment an its def not the same! But ill always rock to their shit...

Music is my life..

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:35 PM

Lenor, I definitely think all this homoerotic posting would've been avoided if you hadn't posted in this thread.

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:39 PM

Title change.
Quote:

I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this isnt a gay chatline come on)

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 08:41 PM

Dan: wow.. your just fuckin super.. thanx for accusing me of turning a thread into some gay field pride parade..

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 08:41 PM

Dan: wow.. your just fuckin super.. thanx for accusing me of turning a thread into some gay field pride parade..

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:41 PM

I started reading another David Sedaris book, but I just can't get into it. It's really boring in some parts.

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:46 PM

Wow, you take things way too personal for a message board.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 08:48 PM

wow.. aparently your a hypocrite ...

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:50 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this isnt a gay chatline come on)

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:51 PM

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 08:52 PM

whats with the coke shit?

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover


Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2006 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I started reading another David Sedaris book, but I just can't get into it. It's really boring in some parts.

WHICH ONE???

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:59 PM

Naked.

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 08:59 PM

Maybe it's just me. :/

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 09:01 PM


Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2006 09:02 PM

I put all of Sedaris' books on my xmas list and I needed know which one was sub-par

He doesn't talk about being gay all the time does he >:

executioneer Dec 13th, 2006 09:02 PM

lol

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 09:03 PM

As far as I've read, he does bring it up every so often.

The other one I read, Me Talk Pretty One Day, is pretty good. Some parts are really slow, second to last chapter was a pain to get through. Overall pretty great though.

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2006 09:04 PM


Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 09:07 PM

anyone want to write the rest of the 6 pages I need for my paper?

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2006 09:12 PM

I've got my own finals shit to worry about, toots

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 09:14 PM

hey .. long time..

Dire Flamingo Dec 13th, 2006 10:32 PM

When we saw David Sedaris in San Francisco, and he was hillarious. One of the best parts was this lady who's husband he and his brother were buying pot from, who called their black remote "The ******". He signed my copy of Me Talk Pretty One Day. :D

edit: censor = STANDARDS AND PRACTICES. :o

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2006 12:08 AM


i h8 her :[

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2006 12:27 AM

It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2006 12:42 AM

It's annoying as f*ck ;/

Terra Dec 14th, 2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

only a fucknuts like you with a hawt g/f and a life would know that wouldn't you?

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 12:55 AM

aww.. Your both FUCKIN SUPER!! Reality time: last time I posted on this board was years ago! .. So to the kid I dont know.. shut up .. thanx..

and to the still ever so cocky Fuck .. So glad to know you missed me! Obviously you never forget me..

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2006 02:17 AM

And she keeps making old board references like she's a legend, and does the whole "You must not be able to resist me!" thing as a defense mechanism that people may recognize from posters such as Lotida perhaps?

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2006 02:18 AM

She'll leave soon, I hope ;o
Until then, I need a cigarette :D

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2006 02:19 AM

btw, do any of you still play MAME32K? ;<

i've been wantin to play, but haven't found anyone to play with ;x

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2006 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

only a fucknuts like you with a hawt g/f and a life would know that wouldn't you?

I hate when people say hawt or HAT in that context. I get very angry whenever someone says something like "she is facking HAT" >:

Shifty Dec 14th, 2006 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
And she keeps making old board references like she's a legend, and does the whole "You must not be able to resist me!" thing as a defense mechanism that people may recognize from posters such as Lotida perhaps?



Shes hot...shes got that.

Zomboid Dec 14th, 2006 03:16 AM

Don't think I've ever seen a picture but I hear BAD THINGS :O

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 03:17 AM

Sorry sweetie.. but it takes alot more to push me away... I dont just leave for no reason ... and yeah I am a legend.. jixby made a fuckin song just for me! hahahhaa..


Although, Its a little intriguing why someone that seems to want me gone and hates me so much, keeps on bringing me up on their own.. I would think if you were really bothered by someone you would ignore them?

draw a sidewalk Dec 14th, 2006 03:25 AM

ugh

Shifty Dec 14th, 2006 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid
Don't think I've ever seen a picture but I hear BAD THINGS :O


i just figured her AVI is her, but if isnt then im probally wrong.

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2006 03:40 AM

I do remember a "SHUT THE FUCK UP LENOR" sound clip though. I think that was from Jixby too but I can't remember.

Can someone find this sound clip and post it 1000 times. thanx.

Jixby Phillips Dec 14th, 2006 03:56 AM

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/ihatelenor/

noob3 Dec 14th, 2006 04:03 AM

now for milhouse to get his next 1k posts by posting it 1000 times lol go for it dude!! :lol

HickMan Dec 14th, 2006 06:06 AM

I like emril!

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 12:02 PM

jixby: honestly dude.. you still have that after all these years?

And yes my avi is my picture...

chojin can tell ya.. since ive actualy met him... haha

Yggdrasill Dec 14th, 2006 01:42 PM

Hey Lenor want to come over to my house and study?

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 01:46 PM

Sure thing, let me just drop everything here in Ny, and run on over to idaho!

Yggdrasill Dec 14th, 2006 01:48 PM

1st lesson: spelling and grammar

2nd lesson: suicide

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 01:53 PM

Yeah, that sure does sound super. Too bad for you, im not the suicidal type, and find anyone who atempts someone to commit suicide over the internet, seriously fucking creepy!

MetalMilitia Dec 14th, 2006 01:55 PM

Juttin did that once but then it turned out he was just testing us or something. I fairly sure we failed.

Yggdrasill Dec 14th, 2006 01:56 PM

Commit suicide over the internet? Is that a download?

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 02:08 PM

Ha.. the ironic thing is, while in class right now, the focus topic is on the vast popularity of 13-17 year olds being convinced to commit suicide by their internet 'friends' they talk to or know, on a regular basis. Based on numerous different atributes to each case.

Its quite popular with the emo kids!

Cosmo Electrolux Dec 14th, 2006 02:29 PM

Like the Myspace pose?

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 02:32 PM

Sure.. except im not emo ...

Yggdrasill Dec 14th, 2006 02:34 PM

you're seriously in school right now, :lol


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