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Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 02:37 PM

Sure is in one of my college classes.. Syracuse University biotch.. Jelouse?

Yggdrasill Dec 14th, 2006 02:39 PM

If you could get in, than no

Lenor Dec 14th, 2006 02:48 PM

wow.. that was surprisingly extremly dumb... actually coming from you.. lame witless comments are your specialty..

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2006 03:00 PM

you're pretty good at being annoying ;o

Cosmo Electrolux Dec 14th, 2006 03:01 PM

well, he could always talk about your tits

deuce Dec 14th, 2006 03:23 PM

My dad was born in Syracuse, so I doubt anything good could ever come from there.

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2006 03:27 PM

"If you could get in, than no"

that made me laugh unnecessarily hard for some reason :(

FartinMowler Dec 14th, 2006 03:30 PM

me too and I havn't been drinking for a while :/ Did you get a job yet Kaljorn? We have temp services that I use in the winter.

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2006 03:45 PM

I don't really like temp services that much. I decided to get a job at this pizza store that just opened accross the street that way I can just walk to work. He wrote ok all over my paper but he wasn't very talkative.

FartinMowler Dec 14th, 2006 03:51 PM

I delivered Pizza for a short time and it was ok. I could make a pizza and take it home anytime I wanted.

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2006 03:59 PM

I just want a job i can sit around and do practical work while I attend school instead of dealing with crazy people or cleaning up after ghetto people. Even if those jobs pay better.

I probably won't do pizza delivery though :O it's like a pizza/bar. I'm really hoping I'll get discounts on the beer and pizza and that, like most pizza places around here, they will have amber boch on draft :(

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2006 04:05 PM

Pizza Delivery would make me sad that my house is ugly.

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
the doors they use in star trek are made out of vaginas


Chojin Dec 14th, 2006 05:43 PM

Man, that ygg is quick and deadly like a NINJA :o

Rongi Dec 14th, 2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
the doors they use in star trek are made out of vaginas


i dont know why, but that made me lol somethin fierce

and is it me or is 'Jessica' that happiest song ever?

xbxDaniel Dec 14th, 2006 07:21 PM

How's everybody doing?

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2006 08:19 PM

:lol thanks guys i laughed when i wrote that :(

the word vagina is a very funny word.

Archduke Tips Dec 14th, 2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deuce
My dad was born in Syracuse, so I doubt anything good could ever come from there.

Why do you hate your father?

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2006 10:21 PM

lol 4 that vagina word.

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodadem
I walked for four hours in the snow, mostly down Wonderland just to go to Brett's fucking lame-ass girlfriend's house and back.

MarioRPG, please stop your Canadian friend from making references to your super-secret Canadian social lifes. :)

Or I'll ban you both. >:

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2006 10:45 PM

Friend in the loosest sense Pub. I'm sure you have many aquaintences of the same sort.

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 10:46 PM


Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Friend in the loosest sense Pub. I'm sure you have many aquaintences of the same sort.

No, because I banned them.

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2006 10:50 PM

Can you go ahead and ban him? It is christmas after all. :)

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 10:52 PM

You expect me to abuse my powers? :eek

MarioRPG Dec 14th, 2006 10:53 PM

I had such high hopes. :( Sorry sir :( :( :(

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2006 10:54 PM

Keep that in mind. >:

Now carry on. ;)

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2006 11:25 PM


mmmmm

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 12:01 AM

Liquidstatic is a sexpervert. >:

Sam Dec 15th, 2006 12:02 AM

Danny Tatom, you are the best thing to happen to this thread since my 2 page flippy avatar attack.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Liquidstatic is a sexpervert. >:

Oh & you're not? :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 12:17 AM

Pshh >:

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Liquidstatic is a sexpervert. >:

oh you be quiet ;]

Sam Dec 15th, 2006 02:34 AM

Quote:

THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006

No.

But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.

So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.

I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )

So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.
:lol

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 02:41 AM

Quote:

THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006

No.

But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.

So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.

I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )

So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.
:lol

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:01 AM

I still have a new article from Pub I got from like four months ago :lol

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
maybe the problem is u..

This is so far the apex Lenor's dynamite I-Mockery Message Board comeback :eek

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:03 AM

Pub do you mind stalking her until she gets creeped out and never comes back? :(

I made a post in her Mock Wars thread pretty much asking if anything I post won't make her think I'm hitting on her and she wrote "No" >:

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 03:06 AM

c'mon pub

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 03:06 AM

take one for the team ;D

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 03:09 AM

sorry .. me and pub allready have our own game of cheesy fight time started! ANd at least its interesting..

:puke

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid
haha you mispelled dementia. I bet you're a real all-star at your college.

This is funnier than anything I could come up with about her misspelling dementia. :(

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:11 AM

I have a final tomorrow morning and instead of studying like a nerd I'm posting on internet forums :smokin

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:11 AM

It's a class about Europe but instead we learned about Mexican empires and African slaves. >:

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 03:12 AM

:love :love :love

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:13 AM

They went into great detail about rapes on the ships that were transporting the slaves so I hope that'll be on the test :hat

That and arms were ripped off in sugar mills. :x

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:15 AM


Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 03:16 AM

Europeon lit?

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:21 AM

No it's an Arts and Humanities class that's a FUCKING UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENT even though I'm all about equations and hyperbolic cosines (:picklehat) and it's titled "Europe and the U.S." even though nothing we talked about had anything to do with either region it's like the professor was like fuck this shit I'm going to talk about an entirely different continent grrrrrrr you can read all about it in my http://www.livejournal.com

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 03:33 AM

LInk= only, livejounal.com main page.

umm.. "university requirement" ?? Dont scare me with useless classes I had No idea im Supposed to take! School/ Year?

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 03:36 AM

University requirement means only for the university I'm attending and not for every university in the entire world, ok

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 03:40 AM

im thirsty as f*ck, brb guys >_<

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 03:44 AM

Well certain things are required to obtain your grad, masters, phd .. in all majors ... example: psych 101, english 102 (or whatever the basic english class is called in the school), along with basic math...


Just making sure I wasnt forgetting a pre-req befor I skip off into 4th year..

:love :love

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 03:53 AM

BACK :D

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:01 AM

thanx for the play by play! :rave


:love :love

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 04:06 AM

I don't know how it's like anywhere else but we have university requirements which are what everyone has to do and then there's college requirements which are what everyone in their major has to do.

Also I can get a great grade if I don't get lower than 18% on this test so fuck it hey liquidstatik what did you just drink??

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:09 AM

your my new hero

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 04:11 AM

oh man i got a big cold glass of dr. pepper

i dont even like dr. pepper really, but its all we had
and im so thirsty, i dont really care what it is :X

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 04:12 AM

Are you kidding me Dr. Pepper is the best >:

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 04:14 AM

I don't like any kind of "brown" cola :X

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2006 04:28 AM

I like pepsi but don't like coke :o

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 04:29 AM

i really like orange soda, and grape soda :O

and big red :O

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:30 AM


Zomboid Dec 15th, 2006 04:30 AM

Orange is the best there is. C'Plus orange is better than orange crush :D

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 04:35 AM

I don't think i've tried it ;O

i also kinda like vault and sprite, too

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:35 AM

:puke

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 04:35 AM

I like Dr. Pepper, root beer, and cream soda and that's it really :/

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 04:37 AM

I was almost 100% sure that Vault was just Surge with a different name but I think Willie proved me wrong. :(

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I was almost 100% sure that Vault was just Surge with a different name but I think Willie proved me wrong. :(


vault is surge ...

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2006 04:41 AM

I couldn't find where I talked about Surge but according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vault_%28soft_drink%29 Vault just has many of the same ingredients as Surge but it's not exactly Surge :/

(Where's an ignore feature when you need one? jesus >:)

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I was almost 100% sure that Vault was just Surge with a different name but I think Willie proved me wrong. :(

I heard it was, also :O


and yeah, while i dont like rootbear, i loooove cream soda! :D
oh and those blue coconut slushes from sonic are greaaat

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 04:43 AM


Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:53 AM


liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 06:46 AM

guys, this forums is dead! :X

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2006 06:49 AM

I agree.

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 02:56 PM



This thread is not meant to die.. So coperate!

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 03:39 PM

Hey guys, my grandfather just died. :lol

Sup with you guys? :eek

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 03:40 PM

:lol

why's that funny? ;<

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 03:46 PM

Because my second thought upon hearing the news was "I'm going to tell the internet!" :eek

:lol

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 03:47 PM

I wish it was my first reaction. :(

I've got a long way to go. :lol

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 03:50 PM

what was your first? ;<

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:00 PM

pub: sorry ..

:love :love :love :love :love

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
what was your first? ;<

Oh emotions & stuff, really. :/

Then *WHAM* a coping mechanism kicks in. Those things are super useful, you know?

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:08 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this is a gay chatline come on)

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:08 PM

MR.danny likes to cyber hump XD

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

THE FINAL UPDATE?!!?!
An article by Esuohlim
August 17, 2006

No.

But hell, none of my regular writers are really sending me anything anymore. And what a time too, guys, as I'm about to be the busiest that I've been in months. Fuckers.

So here's what will happen. An update every few days maybe? Twice a week? I'm not sure at this point, but I have absolutely no time to worry about keeping it updated daily anymore. I sure as hell am not stopping, since I payed $9.47 for a year and I want to get my money's worth.

I'll try to tie up some loose ends, like finishing the Nintendo articles, and completing the remaining 58 Zappa album reviews (), but it'll take more time now. Also, I'll ensure that whenever I update again it won't be Top Ten List Faggot filler shit or anything. He'll have to earn another article on here. Him and Pub Lover (who I can imagine laughing at this point )

So by all means, keep checking back every day. Hell, I might update tomorrow. I'm usually all talk anyway.
:lol

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
MR.danny likes to cyber hump XD

OF COURSE! IT'S WAY BETTER THAN REAL HUMPING, BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT WITH A ROBOT! :eek

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:13 PM

shhhh...dont tell him that, hes in denial!

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Pub do you mind stalking her until she gets creeped out and never comes back? :(

The thing is, Esuohlim, she'll like it, & after GW I'm not so quick on the internet girlfriend thing. :(

Unless she can prove she has a big cock this time. :orgasm

MarioRPG Dec 15th, 2006 04:13 PM

Still waiting on those album reviews Esu.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
I don't like any kind of "brown" cola :X

:lol :noob3

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Pub do you mind stalking her until she gets creeped out and never comes back? :(

The thing is, Esuohlim, she'll like it, & after GW I'm not so quick on the internet girlfriend thing. :(

Unless she can prove she has a big cock this time. :orgasm

And the chance of that is NONE.

Try again later!

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:33 PM

Sure thing, Sweetie! ;)

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
:rave

That emoticon hasn't been used so much in years.

RIP Anti-Rave Wars. ;(

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 04:37 PM

:love SUPER!

haha, joking

wanna cause some mayham?

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 05:00 PM

I just spent ages looking for a ham themed callender on google/images and there arn't any >:

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:04 PM


Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
You act like you're the most original person on this board, and yet every post you make on this message board is somehow about you. Not very original. I think it points out some secret insecurities that you constantly have to be in the spotlight. You like people talking about you because your parents and friends didn't pay enough attention to you as a child and you have some social or psychological characteristic that makes you feel alienated from "normal" social situations. To make up for this you constantly throw yourself into the spot light. I'm sure this works over well in normal social situations in which that is pretty much the norm. Like at bars. But people who goto bars are insecure and desperate for sex. You are like every other person I've ever met in my life.
You are unspectacular, and yet with every ounce of your being you strive to be spectacular.


Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:05 PM

MAYHAM! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:07 PM

MAYHAM! :eek


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