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executioneer Dec 15th, 2006 05:10 PM

APRIL ham >:

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:12 PM

Lamb > Ham


Why can't the whole pig be bacon? :(

MetalMilitia Dec 15th, 2006 05:14 PM

Because then we wouldn't have sausages and hams.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:16 PM

Duck Sausages > Pig Sausages


And ham is ick.

If only bacon wasn't so tasty I'd do away with Pigs altogether.

Maybe trotters. :x

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 05:17 PM

lol at april ham :(
i seriously have a lame sense of humor

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 05:53 PM

Why are you all talkin about ham? thats a little odd.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:56 PM

:meat

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I don't think we needed a close up of that face :/

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 05:58 PM

I was going to shrink it down, but then I decided I wasn't going to post it at all. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Which reminds me...


Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible. :x

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 06:08 PM

Noob3 says I crossed the line with my cheesy fight time with Lenor.

I am sorry if I've upset you, Lenor. :(

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 06:18 PM

in america we pay for doctors so i will die very slowly

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
watch out for my penis :(

*PICTURE OF KAHLJORN IN A DRESS*

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 06:30 PM

This is why I never used to delete stuff. :(

executioneer Dec 15th, 2006 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible. :x

try scoring the skin in a checkerboard pattern and barbecuing it over charcoal or on a gas grill

although i've never tried that with a full-size ham, so you may need to cook it really slow

noob3 Dec 15th, 2006 06:36 PM

take the ham & put it on 2 slices of sara lee whole wheat white it looks like white bread but it's whole wheat

add cheese

& mustard

it should be 1 delicious sandwich, get back to me!

executioneer Dec 15th, 2006 06:42 PM

barbecued ham is even better in a sandwich yo

for serious

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 06:43 PM

I'll try & remember that when I stop being vegan & I've run out of bacon. :)

noob3 Dec 15th, 2006 06:45 PM

hey anything barbequed taste good anyways

like the cheapest, gnarliest of hot dog weeniers some how become the best food in the world when charcoaled :)

executioneer Dec 15th, 2006 06:46 PM

amen dude

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 07:04 PM

Noob3: ur a vegean :(
Pub Lover: Yeah, crazy I know.
Noob3: ALL I EAT IS MEAT
Pub Lover: Yeah. Meat is cool. But I just hate animals too much for me to know that I'm justifying their existance.
Noob3: u justify thier existance by thinking about how cute they are
Pub Lover: I don't eat cute animals.
Pub Lover: Puppies, kitties, small apes... Not in my belly, buddy!
Noob3: cows
Noob3: cows are cute
Pub Lover: Cows are not cute. I have worked with cows. Cows are big, stinky, slimy & mean.
Noob3: maybe because you artifically inseminating them :lol
Pub Lover: That too. But even without that they are not cute. They poop on themselves & you have to clean it up. They get sick & vomit all over you & you have to clean it up. They get scared and trample your friends & your friends have to spend a month in hospital & you have to clean up all the blood. If I wanted that sort of thing, I'd get married & have stink babies.
Noob3: eww
Noob3: it makes me want a steak
Pub Lover: Yeah, steak is good. But not good enough. I want to kill all the cows. One super big barbecue & then no more stupid cows.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 07:19 PM


kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 07:19 PM

you had a picture of me in a dress saved on your computer? >:

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 07:26 PM

I used to. :(

Then I decided having all that sort of thing saved was horrible.

It was having a picture of Seven Force's penis that made me stop the habit.

guitar man Dec 15th, 2006 07:28 PM

WHAT

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 07:31 PM

I don't even remember posting pictures of me in dresses on this site. :( i remember horrible makeup pictures but that's about it.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 07:43 PM

Maybe you didn't. ;(


:eek

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2006 07:44 PM

:lol @ This Thread.

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 07:45 PM

guys in dresses look hilarious :(

liquidstatik Dec 15th, 2006 07:58 PM

i look good in a dress ;x

Lenor Dec 15th, 2006 08:04 PM

Xxch33s3whizxx: you hold on to what you belive and dont let anyone influence you.

Xxch33s3whizxx: from what ive seen.. yet who knows..

Xxch33s3whizxx: you could be a 50 year old psycho.

Kahljorn: i dont know, heh

Kahljorn: I have to go though :O nice talking to you

Kahljorn: im not really that great of a person

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2006 10:36 PM

what can i say i dont like flattery

ps im always polite don't draw too much from it.

Noodles Dec 15th, 2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
guys in dresses look hilarious :(

Not when they try look tough---> http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2984308

Chojin Dec 15th, 2006 11:52 PM

badgers spoons monkeys cheese pie o_O;;

sadie Dec 16th, 2006 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
what can i say i dont like flattery

ps im always polite don't draw too much from it.

hrm. didn't i used to know you? :O

kahljorn Dec 16th, 2006 01:48 PM

that was when i wanted to be a girl; girl's are supposed to like flattery according to the 1998 american concensus.

lol pub i didn't realize how whacky i used to be that's crazy it's even whackier than I am now. you know i got like five dollars out of that thread.

Rongi Dec 16th, 2006 04:03 PM

are you seriously sterile?

liquidstatik Dec 16th, 2006 07:07 PM

im so fuckin sleepy ;<

Noodles Dec 16th, 2006 07:42 PM

Im one of those people who during some nights stay up very
late and im not tired then there are days when im SOOOOO sleepy I want to go to sleep...yet I refuse to!

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2006 07:44 PM

You're on very thin ice, Mister Noodles.

BlueOatmeal Dec 16th, 2006 09:41 PM

I passed all my classes!!!

Its not Dean's List material but I did pass and in the end thats all that matters.

EisigerBiskuit Dec 16th, 2006 10:33 PM

Congratulations!

WhiteRat Dec 16th, 2006 11:52 PM

I'm going to Iraq!

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2006 11:53 PM

Well shit, they must have got my letter. :D

Noodles Dec 17th, 2006 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat
I'm going to Iraq!

What out for those car bombs, school shootings,and terrorist arracks every 2 minuits.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 01:14 AM

He's in the Military, he doesn't get a choice. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 01:16 AM


noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 01:35 AM

so what do you guys think

Noodles Dec 17th, 2006 01:40 AM

About...?

Yggdrasill Dec 17th, 2006 02:58 AM

Noodles, I don't think A Jhonen Vasquez character can live very long around here.

WhiteRat Dec 17th, 2006 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat
I'm going to Iraq!

What out for those car bombs, school shootings,and terrorist arracks every 2 minuits.

Really? I thought that the terrorist arracks were nothing to worry about. Thanks for the advice!

ArrowX Dec 17th, 2006 04:49 AM

I found jesus, fuckin skeletons and shit in my basement.

I'm gonna sell him on ebay

kahljorn Dec 17th, 2006 04:59 AM

actually i still have pretty mily solid sperm iaccount it to my rather large balls.

MarioRPG Dec 17th, 2006 01:18 PM

Guys, it's december and it's 13 celcius here what the fuck.

Esuohlim Dec 17th, 2006 01:32 PM

Crap I don't know metrics :(

But I walked around outside last night and it felt like a goddamned summer evening >:

I bet it's colder where Pub is >:

kahljorn Dec 17th, 2006 02:01 PM

last year and so far this year has been completely clear sunny skies. Nice, warm 70-85 degree weather. It's weird.

Emu Dec 17th, 2006 02:15 PM

global warming :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Dec 17th, 2006 02:18 PM

AMERICAS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU >: >: >:

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I bet it's colder where Pub is >:

Guys, it's summer here! :eek

It's 32C right now.


Haha @ this conversation again

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 03:24 PM

i dont know metric, either
but it feels prety good outside ;o
i can walk around in my wife-beater all day and night :D

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 03:27 PM

We only use metric because you don't know it. :(


That's the joke. ;(

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 03:33 PM

lol ;<

i've been so bored the last few days ;_;

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 03:36 PM

If you're not going to fuck sluts, you have to put up with being bored.

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 04:13 PM

:x

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 04:15 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 04:17 PM

:yum

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 04:20 PM

:orgasm

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 04:20 PM

So, I got a crack for Super Collapse 3, and this is the funnest game ever >:

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 04:23 PM

Looks like tetris?

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 04:26 PM

yeah but you make 'em blow up n' shitt :X

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 04:27 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 04:29 PM


Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 04:36 PM

Now give him a goatie.

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 04:44 PM


Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 04:54 PM

Oh man, EVIL! :eek

Esuohlim Dec 17th, 2006 05:36 PM

Hahaha :x

MarioRPG Dec 17th, 2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM

He must've used that hair coloring formuler.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
...coloring formuler.

:lol

Colouring formula. ;(

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 07:19 PM

lol ;o

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 07:22 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 07:22 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 07:26 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 07:27 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 07:27 PM

:eek

Rongi Dec 17th, 2006 07:28 PM

RUINED

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 07:28 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Dec 17th, 2006 07:28 PM

YOU DROPPED THAT LIKE A BAD HABBIT

look at my sexy desktop ;o
http://dannytatom.com/desktop.gif

Rongi Dec 17th, 2006 07:31 PM

i like it!

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
i am reporting this thread to the authorities because it has a penis in it i hope this thread gets SHUT DOWN


xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM


:eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 09:39 PM

:eek

noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 09:42 PM

so whos up for some sierra mist

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 09:44 PM

:eek

noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 09:54 PM

did u take my siera mist free

noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 09:55 PM

lol yeah cuz its free dude

noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 09:55 PM

oh noob3 you're such a prankster

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM


noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 09:58 PM


noob3 Dec 17th, 2006 10:00 PM


xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:04 PM

I really need photoshop. Or talent.



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