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Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 04:20 PM

Everyone in here is pretty happy they are not at all responsible, except Sam & Esuohlim, those guys lucked out but in all the wrong ways. It is what has happened.

Sethomas Jan 7th, 2008 04:20 PM

One of the banner ads gave me the idea of making a t-shirt saying,
"I bought a retarded t-shirt and all I got was this retarded t-shirt"

It must have been done by now, seriously.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 05:18 PM

How about. I bought this stupid t-shirt and now I get spammed by them everyday.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 05:40 PM

T-Shirt: "YOU DO NOT KNOW SETHOMAS!"


I was just doing something that I haven't done not on a computer in what feels like a long time. It was going well, and it looked like I was even going to have the momentum to reach an end. Then I made a pretty stupid mistake, even by my standards for this sort of task, and my brain fired it's automatic CTRL+Z finger reflex only to get an error command that I would liken to my imagining of Phantom Limb. Feedback pain what the hell? Anyway, unless I get to a scanner soon this little endeavour becomes yet another burnt offering to the gods of petty pride.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 05:48 PM

So a digi cam wont work?

Fathom Zero Jan 7th, 2008 05:49 PM

I walked thirty blocks back to my house because I mistook a 4 for a 1.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520836)
So a digi cam wont work?

That would be in the same place that the scanner is in. ;)


The problem is that I dislike social interaction to such an extent that I would rather not go into certain places just to avoid it.


Certain places like outside.

MLE Jan 7th, 2008 05:54 PM

:supersadface

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 05:58 PM

Oh like damn, ok. I'll go and scan this in. :(

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 06:00 PM

Guys, how long does it take for butter to expire? Cos I just had a sandwich and used some butter I've had since september, and now I don't feel too good :x

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 06:40 PM

I think butter last a very long time.

Pub, I see you are still on. Get out there and scan it. But a digi camera is something you can own for pretty cheap. You should have one anyways so that you can take pictures of people outside your window and talk shit about them on the internet.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 07:00 PM

Scanned it. Fiddled about in photoshop trying to fix mistake. Decided to see how awful it could look using preset filters. Liked what the filters did. Felt dirty & lazy. Closed photoshop and wondered how long before begin to feel guilty about disappointing MLE. Turned to this thread to cheer up, but oh no, Tadao wants to remind me that I have a really shitty job & get paid even worse for it. Feel pretty low. Look out of window. Look at brick wall that window faces. Imagine only Spiderman being able to walk past. Imagine talking shit about Spiderman on the internet. Feel a little like Max Burbank. Imagine being Max Burbank seeing Spiderman walking passed the window. Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face. Imagine being Max Burbank bragging on the internet about socking Spiderman in the face. Remember disappointing MLE. Feel pretty damn low.

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520901)
Scanned it. Fiddled about in photoshop trying to fix mistake. Decided to see how awful it could look using preset filters. Liked what the filters did. Felt dirty & lazy. Closed photoshop and wondered how long before begin to feel guilty about disappointing MLE. Turned to this thread to cheer up, but oh no, Tadao wants to remind me that I have a really shitty job & get paid even worse for it. Feel pretty low. Look out of window. Look at brick wall that window faces. Imagine only Spiderman being able to walk past. Imagine talking shit about Spiderman on the internet. Feel a little like Max Burbank. Imagine being Max Burbank seeing Spiderman walking passed the window. Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face. Imagine being Max Burbank bragging on the internet about socking Spiderman in the face. Remember disappointing MLE. Feel pretty damn low.


arg_zombies Jan 7th, 2008 08:00 PM

I've lost track of this already :|
I only checked yesterday and another few pages have added

bigtimecow Jan 7th, 2008 08:13 PM

anyone on here play soldat?

if you don't, download and play

if you do, we should play

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 520926)
I've lost track of this already :|
I only checked yesterday and another few pages have added

If you were meant to follow this thread's every page the gods wouldn't have given you a job.

Men have gone mad trying to stay up to date with this beast.

MarioRPG Jan 7th, 2008 08:51 PM

BTC, it got old quick.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 08:59 PM

Now I feel bad, Thanks Pub, hope you feel good about that.
Nice drawing btw. At least MLE will be pleased.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520942)
Now I feel bad, Thanks Pub, hope you feel good about that.

You're meant to laugh, it's a joke. That is to say I am a joke.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520942)
At least MLE will be pleased.

Probably a bit hopeful. ;)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520901)
Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face.

Max Burbank could totally win against Spiderman.

It should be The Amazing Max Burbank comic book.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520947)
You're meant to laugh, it's a joke. That is to say I am a joke.

Great, now you tell me. I can't unslit my wrists you know...

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 10:13 PM

True despair goths always have a roll of duct tape to hand in case the doorbell rings.
You never know, it could be that could guy from school!

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 10:14 PM

Could be cute...

bigtimecow Jan 8th, 2008 12:43 PM

WOW why did this chat die?!

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 01:46 PM

I went to sleep?

BECAUSE I AM THE CHAT! :eek

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 8th, 2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 520748)
Also, XxxXx<3dirtyblonde52orwhatever<3xXxxxX, I am a descendant of Marie Antoinette and I find your avatar fucking offensive, and demand that you replace it with a picture of something harmless, preferably a tomato, so that my delicate psyche has time to recuperate.

no, i won't change it. you'rs is hideous, but that's your choice.

i had no idea i was offending people so deeply with my posts. last time i checked, this was a fucking message board, not god damn nuclear physics. lighten up.

and STOP with this bullshit about me being ArrowX. it's getting ridiculous now.

MetalMilitia Jan 8th, 2008 02:36 PM

she admitted it!!

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 8th, 2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 521236)
she admitted it!!

admitted what?!?!? that i want people to stop being obnoxious? yes, that i do admit.

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 02:45 PM

If you stop reacting to their crap, they soon get sick of trying it.

'Soon' might be a little optimistic, of course.

Emu Jan 8th, 2008 02:55 PM

Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 8th, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 521240)
If you stop reacting to their crap, they soon get sick of trying it.

'Soon' might be a little optimistic, of course.

i said it before, but it's hard for me to ignore that. i signed up for the forums because i love the site, and thought it would be fun. i just don't get the people that enjoy being royal assholes.

can't we all just get along?!?!?

Answer: apparently not.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 8th, 2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 521248)
Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

are you referring to my post?

Emu Jan 8th, 2008 02:59 PM

no

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 521248)
Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

I think just moving the post into the LAGTKOA thread & sending a Forum Rules reminder PM to the new person would be better.

If mods are going to mod then they should totally mod-out.

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 03:45 PM

holy shit I'm away for a few hours and we're a really stupid Something Awful all of a sudden wtf

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 03:49 PM

I take back anything bad I've ever said about anyone who registered before December 2007. You're all great people!

arg_zombies Jan 8th, 2008 04:00 PM

This is my Haiku about being ill, because I am:

Oh my I am ill,
Wish I wasn't so ill, now,
But nonetheless, ill


:x

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 521249)
i signed up for the forums because i love the site, and thought it would be fun. i just don't get the people that enjoy being royal assholes.

I blame the main site's keywords.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Source Code
<meta NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="humor,comedy,satire,sarcasm,weird,twisted ,anti,crazy,mockery,evil,cynic,cynics,satire,angry ,scathing,curmudgeon,absurdist,80s,rom hacks,toys,retro,boo berry,video games,comics,movies,music,cult,pop culture,i-mockery">
<meta name="description" CONTENT="I-Mockery.com : Mocking pop culture and whatever else we can get our grubby hands on.">

Are you a Twisted & Evil Cynical Angry Curmudgeon? I know I am.
Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 521272)
Oh my I am ill,
Wish I wasn't so ill, now,
But nonetheless, ill

Zombies don't get sick. Plus Zombie Poems should be:
Argh! Arr Ahh Agh!
Brains Brains Mo' Brains!
Zombie Poems Suck!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 521121)
To Mullon's avatar:

Niccolò Machiavelli? More like NiccoBLOW MachiaSMELLi.

That is all.

Seth Pace, smartest man alive! :eek

Esuohlim Jan 8th, 2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 521248)
Can we just put "'HI I'M NEW' THREADS RESULT IN AN INSTANT BAN" in huge red letters at the top of the Make New Post page?

I guess for now I'm trying to move them to Let's All Get to Know One Another but it's not against the rules to make these threads, it's just against guidelines :rolleyes

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 05:04 PM

Send em a PM about the rules and guidelines if you would, please :o

Of course, the board AUTOMATICALLY sends them such a PM upon joining now, but maybe they like the words "(2 unread)" better than "(1 unread)".

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 05:12 PM

so I couldn't really get any sleep last night and then vomited all over the place.

Thank you, Taco Bell.

Fathom Zero Jan 8th, 2008 05:16 PM

Haha, that makes me feel better about having to stay after school for a week.

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 05:17 PM

Rather than lock the three words game thread could it be merged into this thread please?
Rather than lock any thread they should come in here.

Today I was looking through my old cd backups & I found a folder of pictures of Chojin. Prettiest Pink Princess!

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 05:19 PM

I felt that merging it into this thread would be unfair to you guys.

Also, rog would probably be like UH WTF I WAS READING THAT

Mockery Jan 8th, 2008 06:27 PM

UH WTF I WAS READING THAT!

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 06:47 PM

see

Grislygus Jan 8th, 2008 06:53 PM

.
Quote:

THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS
.
Quote:

THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS
.
Quote:

THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS
.
Quote:

THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS
.
Quote:

THIS IS A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD, NOT GODDAM NUCLEAR PHYSICS
.

Grislygus Jan 8th, 2008 06:54 PM

I am still offended, by the way.

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 06:56 PM

:picklehat:maul:moonhi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:domo:squigly

Grislygus Jan 8th, 2008 06:57 PM

Still offended.

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 06:58 PM

that one gave it away, I think

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 521358)
see

Indeed. :|

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 521298)
MUST. POST. EVERYWHERE.

TERMINAL. ILLNESS. DRIVES. ME. TO. LEAVE. MY. MARK. ON. THIS. WORLD.

Watch out! It's Highly Contagious! :eek

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 06:58 PM

You had me fooled for a while, though!

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XMoltresX (Post 521369)
:picklehat:maul:moonhi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno:domo:squigly

Please, do not do that.

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:02 PM

sorry i just wanted to say hi. is there a better topic for that or..????

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:04 PM

ok, now you're just overdoing it.

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:04 PM

ok can u please go away? thanx. i like your picture though. what show is that from? the dinosaur one

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:05 PM

Whatever, Chojin

bigtimecow Jan 8th, 2008 07:05 PM

there's a topic for new people, but here is fine too

HURRO

Fathom Zero Jan 8th, 2008 07:06 PM

I love characters.

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:06 PM

Way to steal my character idea, jerkface

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:09 PM

when did chojin come out? did it come out in america?

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 07:09 PM

It's really not me.

Though I don't know if I'm offended or honored.

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:10 PM

can i find it at a blockbuster? it really looks cool.

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:12 PM

I'd be a little of both

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XMoltresX (Post 521386)
sorry i just wanted to say hi. is there a better topic for that or..????

It is perfectly agreeable to say hello in this thread.

Please only post one emoticon per line of text. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xystus (Post 521361)
why did you start posting- because i feel like this is an intelligent and funny community.

No one tell him, ok? Oh no,too late. :x

Grislygus Jan 8th, 2008 07:17 PM

I'm like, really fucking bored. Someone entertain me, I'm stuck here for the next forty minutes or so.

MLE Jan 8th, 2008 07:18 PM

hey gus! If you have opencanvas, we can draw together

Chojin Jan 8th, 2008 07:19 PM

go read up on my marathon mod and how excellent I am for making it

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:19 PM

Or we could try iSketch again :lol

MLE Jan 8th, 2008 07:21 PM

iSketch :lol

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:22 PM

i like isketch does anyone want to play?

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:23 PM

I DREW DICKS

Vanhelm13 Jan 8th, 2008 07:27 PM

LOLOLOL U R SO CLEVUR

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 07:27 PM

Every Damn Time. :(

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:28 PM

i tried finding info on chojin movie and i could only find stff like thishttp://www.elchojin.net/

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:28 PM

The first and most important rule of iSketch is that a penis must be visible on the screen at all times

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:30 PM

HORALE

Vanhelm13 Jan 8th, 2008 07:30 PM

So it's short for PeniSketch?

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 07:31 PM

yes.

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XMoltresX (Post 521451)
i tried finding info on chojin movie and i could only find stff like thishttp://www.elchojin.net/

Chojin isn't a movie. You have become confused.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521452)
The first and most important rule of iSketch is that a penis must be visible on the screen at all times

The importance of constantly visible penises is a rule I am not surprised for you to accede to.


My darling. :love
Quote:

Originally Posted by XMoltresX (Post 521448)
i am not trying to be mean i just wanted to come and talk to ppl and he attackrd me. i am not a wimp i am just not going to waist ppls time by wrecking topics here

The rare times that I see 'ppl' is when people are addressing me. Of course I don't use my awful full name here.

XMoltresX Jan 8th, 2008 07:37 PM

oh its not? i thought that was what the dino cartoon was called lol

MattJack Jan 8th, 2008 07:40 PM

SO ARE WE DOIN THIS THANG CALLED ISKETCH OR WUT?

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 521501)
SO ARE WE DOIN THIS THANG CALLED ISKETCH OR WUT?

YA SARISILY

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 09:22 PM

So uh where the fuck is my Strikers friend code

is it hidden on the box like in MGS or something because I can't find it in the game

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 09:26 PM

Also, first impressions!

WiFi is like every online shooter I've ever played in that I lose because I don't know what the fuck is going on, but unlike them in that it's actually FUN!

Not only that, it's a sports game, which I usually never enjoy!

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 09:29 PM

Call Of Duty Heros2's online play sounds good but it sucks so bad :(

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 09:31 PM

theres like 10 guys camping the flag

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 09:32 PM

And when you die you lose a point WTFs up with that

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 09:47 PM


Are these ads word on the page related or is this really what I'm meant to be seeing?

Sethomas Jan 8th, 2008 09:50 PM

Pub, if you ever again wonder what "interested" means, you can just ask me. We're pals like that.

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 521628)
And when you die you lose a point WTFs up with that

Uh, that's usually how videogames work.

do you expect to be REWARDED for sucking

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 10:05 PM

oh well dang now i feel like a cartoon cat all not noticing that i have embarrassing things open on my computer

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521646)
Uh, that's usually how videogames work.

do you expect to be REWARDED for sucking

No, but this goes on the games total score then on your personal score and since i suck its at -189

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 10:22 PM

Thats it im playin isketch without u guys >:

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 8th, 2008 10:33 PM

Man, I can't leave for 2 days and know what's going on. Son of a bitch!

How's it going? IT'S LIKE 65-70 DEGRESS AND RAINING HERE.

23_ Jan 8th, 2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 521501)
SO ARE WE DOIN THIS THANG CALLED ISKETCH OR WUT?

Oh I hope I didn't miss this. What room are you guys in?

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 10:37 PM

You Racist >:
Edit: Uh Oh That was for ZBF

Noodles Jan 8th, 2008 10:58 PM

really

23_ Jan 8th, 2008 11:23 PM

I'm playing iSketch in the SAgoons room right now.

Guitar Woman Jan 8th, 2008 11:45 PM

I keep forgetting how stupid and illogical Nintendo's online system is

GUYS LET'S MAKE IT SO THE FRIEND CODE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOR EVERY MII INSTEAD OF HAVING A DYNAMIC ONE AND LETTING THEM SWITCH WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT


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