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pants/rewind Mar 23rd, 2005 07:26 AM

why resident evil 4 sucks
 
because it's not scary and it's not hard. fucking a. where is the key? oh, it's a few steps from the door! im going to buy some first aid sprays! oh wait, i dont even need to because there are herbs everywhere! jee wiz! el giante? more like el giantgay. you can carry like a thousand items. you dont even have to worry about ammo.

they should of called it leon's shoot-em up adventure with upskirt action. which would have been fun, and less dissapointing.

sigh

Mad Melvin Mar 23rd, 2005 09:21 AM

Shut up, fag. Resident Evil 4 fucking rocks! >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

Matt Harty Mar 23rd, 2005 09:33 AM

Although you've proven a ton of points on why the game rocks, Mad Melvin, you need to shut the fuck up.

noob3 Mar 23rd, 2005 09:45 AM

its fun but its not SCARY. its not even the same GENRE as RESIDENT EVIL.

thus it sucks because itd be like, super mario 2: legends of the tetris koopa

it just dosnt work. its SIMILAR because it has MARIO and might have ELEMENTS of the game. but it just dosnt PLAY THE SAME.

Rongi Mar 23rd, 2005 11:59 AM

i dont think i've been scared by any of the REs :/

Ninjavenom Mar 23rd, 2005 01:19 PM

Anyone that's played it would not say it sucks.

timrpgland Mar 23rd, 2005 01:47 PM

I haven't played em since 2 and don't really care to. I hear 4 is good though and it finally has decent gameplay but I probably won't be playing it. The RE series overall is damn overrated, imo.

I'll preach Eternal Darkness one more time.

adept_ninja Mar 23rd, 2005 01:49 PM

Eternal Darkness rocked so much. I saw it in the crap bin at EB games for $7 but i was broke :(

Immortal Goat Mar 23rd, 2005 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by adept_ninja
Eternal Darkness rocked so much. I saw it in the crap bin at EB games for $7 but i was broke :(

Such blasphemy will not be unpunished. Somebody call Marine, and tell him to bring his copy of the Necronomicon (available at fine bookstores near you for 15.99). EB shall feel the Wrath of the Ancients. >:

EisigerBiskuit Mar 23rd, 2005 04:04 PM

I kept running out of ammo on Pussy Mode, what are you babbling about?

Also, out of all the RE this one freaked me out the most. If this hadn't come out, I'd still be questioning why this is a "Horror" genre.

HickMan Mar 23rd, 2005 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Such blasphemy will not be unpunished. Somebody call Marine, and tell him to bring his copy of the Necronomicon (available at fine bookstores near you for 15.99). EB shall feel the Wrath of the Ancients. >:

Shut the fuck up

pants/rewind Mar 23rd, 2005 05:16 PM

haha if you ran out of ammo you obviously sucked

there's a reason you can kick and knife so hardcore in this game IDIOTS. yes it was fun but it wasnt that difficult or even re-esque fags

ps i unlocked the handcannon, did YOU? no!

darkvare Mar 23rd, 2005 05:20 PM

why people bitch about games :/ . every one has an opinion and if you aint gonna say anything constructive then shut up.

Ninjavenom Mar 23rd, 2005 05:35 PM

I was always a few points too shy of 5 stars, no matter who i used. I whipped ungodly amounts of ass with Krauser, but still always came up short >:O

Rongi Mar 23rd, 2005 05:37 PM

noob are you going to keep posting or are you just gonna post today and then not post for a really long time??

pants/rewind Mar 23rd, 2005 05:46 PM

stop posting for a long time, unfortunatley. ill be back when i can, though :) i posted last night. ill probably post throughout today.

5 stars is easy you just have to memorize the level and run around constantly. there are certain points where enemys respawn it seems, so after you get the killsprees you can camp there. the only really hard one is the dock level because of the chainsaw guys. leon destroys them ez (shotgun slows him down) but people like hunk have a tougher time. hunks my favorite, tmp and frag grenades with the coolest skin! woohah!

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2005 06:22 PM

is 4 worse than resident evil zero :( because that game made me sick to my stomach

Rongi Mar 23rd, 2005 06:24 PM

oh that stinks :(. it's cool to have you around for nows though!!

did anyone do asignment ada? i didnt yet :/

pants/rewind Mar 23rd, 2005 06:28 PM

yeah you get the chicago typewriter when you ebat it. you gotta beat ada in one run, though. so prepare for some sittin'

and what was wrong with zero i liked it

Rongi Mar 23rd, 2005 06:30 PM

ah nuts >:

by the way, that boss fight with the little midget was obscenely easy. all you had to do was stand at the far left and he couldnt even touch you

ArrowX Mar 23rd, 2005 07:50 PM

Or hit him once with the rocket and kill him :(

The only RE game I could actually play through was 3, I still don't know why, probably because Nemisis is the most badass Boss monster ever. The Chainsaw guys are bullshit compared to them.

the_dudefather Mar 23rd, 2005 09:21 PM

NEMESIS! :rock

RE3 is the only one ive played through more than once

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2005 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pants/rewind
and what was wrong with zero i liked it

Quote:

Originally Posted by pants/rewind
because it's not scary and it's not hard. fucking a.


Emu Mar 23rd, 2005 09:39 PM

you can kill the...what's his fuck...uh...krauser or w/e with like 6 or 7 knife stabs

Rongi Mar 23rd, 2005 09:47 PM

i wasted ALL THAT FUCKING AMMO?


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