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ur girth is TINY :x

uhhh how do i do juicy ;o

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oh you edited it at first it was just START-END and i was like oh man sucks for you but i get it now ur not packin too bad :D

put it in someones mouth and ask 'em how juicy it is hurry up tho we aint got all day

Uhh I ok but my sperms will get some bad crit i have been smoking a lot today

Hershey's kisses = "n*gger titties" :eek

I GOTA CHEVRELOT ON 26S
IM FRUM GGGGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i hear his cock is juiceless

Could you call a juiceless cock a dehydrated cock?

I love Hershey Kisses :orgasm

i hear mattjack's BALLS are dehydrated

I WISH

his sister's pillows are covered :(

:love NO MORE PULLING OUT:love

no way i am packing :x

how come this thread always winds up in an orgy/sex/genital discussion?


not that i'm complaining.

thats a good question well anyway guys enough of this sex talk

iim waitin for my lady to get here then ill be OFF THE INTERNET(:x) FOR LIKE TWO DAYS
try not to miss me :D

MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG STEAK.

dicks look like naval vessels ;(

especially mine i got a battleship

i wanna seee

then goto the seaaa

hey guys

Hows the mock war going bud?

I miss Pub.

Im gonna look for him.

Bye.

Try the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, you whale.

My friend slept with his sister's friend, and she is mad at him now, cause he can not help that he puts-out when he gets drunk.

whatyouthinkaboutthat?

this is why i'm hot
this is why i'm hot
this is why this is why this is why i'm hot
i'm hot 'cause i'm fly
you ain't 'cause you not
this is why this is why this is why i'm hot

c-c-c-c-cooocaaiiiinne

the moon should stay red for good

Lenor are you one of those girls who sings random lyrics to a song when conversation starts to die out?

moobs, I'm one of those girls, that randomly starts singing, at any time.

Song of the month: Blow my Whistle, bitch.

it's fun to scream that at 12:55am in wall-mart, closest place to buy alcohol, although last call is AM. So, there I am running around, jumping about, singing 'blow my whistle bitch, zoom zoom zooooommommm zoommooomoomm zoom, blow my whistle, blow my whistle, bitch'. I guess my point here is that, no matter where I go or what I'm doing, I'm just me. There is no specific type you can categorize me into.

oh cool i one of those girls too

Ugh I meant people :x

girly man

I get paid to sing and i need to get paid to pick up this is how it all works

People don't appreciate my singing, I have a knack for singing the most inappropriate thing at the time...how was I supposed to know that a Pastor's daughter would not take kindly to my spirited rendition of STD by Necro?

i'm seeing daughters tomorrow in connecticut :love

fuck you bitch

i want to see the daughters i decided not to go see pelican/daughters when they came to okc like a dumb ass :x

Where the fuck is Guitar Woman?

I miss him.

I miss StrayCat. :tear

dude when i saw daughters the vocalist filled his mouth with water and put it over the microphone and pulled back like he was sucking a dddddick :o

I think guitar man scared him off! :lol

QUIT GLOATING ABOUT DAUGHTERS, MATT :(

oh come on dude you got to see afi that is way cooler :lol

i wanna see daughters ;<

afi sucked except for when the havock master davey havock apparently started busting the spiderman moves & was like climbing ON THE CIELING :0

coheed were good :(

but man don't make fun of me for concerts my girlfriend drug me to :( and that were sold out :( and i paid $50 to get in to :( from a scalper :(

sorry :(

i went and saw george strait when i was 7 if it helps any

Guys, they say Zodiac sucks. Just a heads up.

are you kicking it on the wii, matt?

nah not right now, both my wii motes went dead i need to find some batteries

So... who's been to Iola, Kansas?

What's in Iola?

Nothing.

Well, an A&W, but that's it.

We should have an Oklahoma Mock meet and go to that toy museum in Pauls Valley

Right.

Um, what's that?

Oh shit, that's not far at all from where I live.

Gonna have to do that sometime.

I'm not into action figures, but I've heard they have alot of comic book stuff in general, so i think it would be pretty cool to go see. Plus there isn't much else to do in Oklahoma, it was voted the top attraction in the state last year

There isn't fuck all to do around here, is there?

yeah guys you should live in pennsylvania

it's like a party

all day

I'm a Pittsburgh man, myself.

Since I pretty much lost mock wars I have this 30-day free trial GIF animator going to waste :(

I'M TAKING SUGGESTIONS :eek

ooh! ooh! ooooooooh!

make a gif of something from Pink Floyd's The Wall

Terry Schiavo.

thats too easy though Fathom! he needs a challenge!

;) ;)

Haahahaahah. You should put that on your website because it's funny.

Thats the stuff milhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't expect any of you little monkeys, to appreciate good music.

Isnt there a "music appreciation day"?

I'll be the first to admit that I absolutely fucking despise good music and I'm fine with that ok fags

noodles, yeah in k-8th grade.

milhouse made me :LOL

i liked that movie :x

the first time i ever saw it the TV tinted the whole movie RED, it was neaaaaaaaaaaattt :x

and i was so high omg it was crazsyzyzy

What's up Mary? How you doin?
Mary Jane
Since I have met ya girl you ruined my brainnnn
You stole my heart
Right from the starrrt
So I broke you down lil mama and hit ya in tha dark
I gotta stay

FLY EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE TIL I
DIE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE

SO WHY DID WE STOP TALKING ABOUT DAUGHTERS?!

but yeah, last night the singer kept putting loogies on the ceiling and catching them in his mouth, taking his dick out, spitting on it, putting his socks on his hands

it was great

his tattoos are badass, i like the burning christmas tree thing the most

i think i saw a dolphin one

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What's up guys? I just drank some green tea and it was most delicious! soon it's going to be GREEN PEE

LOL SEE HOW I DID THAT?

i drink it with one teaspoon of honey every morning.

I don't read this thread anymore since Pub left but I have a problem

I have an unread message from Seven Force in my PM box and I really don't want to read it but I can't delete it because that would be rude what do I do.

forward it to me

mmhmm Honey!

Gadzooks is evil, Emu if you don't want to read it, just pretend you never got it.

we all miss pub.

just delete it :(

Probably contained something incriminating.

zero, sure did. Naked pictures of your MOM.

Fucking rude.

Lenor, did you name yourself after the brand of fabric softener that has taken the UK by storm?



If so, I like your decisions in life.

what happened to pub ;o