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Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 01:22 AM

GADZOOKS, that just made me picture brian wilson in an over sized diaper with his thumb in his mouth.

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 01:36 AM

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did that during what wikipedia called "His Dark Ages".

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 02:10 AM

Microwaved Grape: I wanna be in secret santa
Microwaved Grape: I wanna send Gadzooks a thigh master and be all HEY MAN SORRY YOU'RE SO FUCKING FAT MABYE THIS WILL HELP
monobrow0101: He has pictures up
monobrow0101: ?
Microwaved Grape: no
Microwaved Grape: which leads me to believe there is something the matter with him
monobrow0101: Same here
monobrow0101: At least I got balls to post pictures of myself
monobrow0101: TOPLESS AND SEXY.
Microwaved Grape: I always imagined him as a fat David Carradine
monobrow0101: hahaha

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 02:11 AM

BE LIKE MILHOUSE GADZOOKS. COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2007 03:09 AM

Yeah but to be fair it took me four years and I was bracing myself for a barrage of insults anyway because I have no self-esteem :tear

But on the Internet WATCH OUT I'm tough as nails so don't cross me or you'll get the claws

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 03:11 AM

Yeah well its been 4 years for his stupid ass too.

noob3 Aug 11th, 2007 10:59 AM

don't worry milhouse as long as you look good enough to not post purposly blurred out pictures of yourself your good! i mean you'd have to be some sort of hideous freak to censor yourself :( unless you are sam then it'd just be topical and so funny and not raise questions about ones hideous features :lol

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 11:25 AM

I like how the one time I don't insult zeldasbiggestfan he uses it as a vain attempted to ridicule me. NEVER 4GET


My pictures are on the internet. Willie has a CD with my face on it. But I'm not going to link to my Myspace for a couple of latch key kids both with mental deficiencies. Also when the day comes and I have to go down to Zelda's hometown and kill him I don't want him to have a running start*.

*this is a joke, I could probably crabwalk and catch up to him

Guitar Woman Aug 11th, 2007 11:29 AM

You have a myspace?

Faggot.

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 11:31 AM

Yeah I am such a conformist isn't it ridiculous?

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 11:34 AM

Compared to a person who had to beg someone for an avatar and signature.

Guitar Woman Aug 11th, 2007 11:39 AM

It would be going a little far to say I begged for them, I think

noob3 Aug 11th, 2007 11:47 AM

you are a conformist for listening to awful music!

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 500243)
It would be going a little far to say I begged for them, I think

I could almost hear you salivating when you were asking MLE

Guitar Woman Aug 11th, 2007 07:04 PM

How dare you!

MarioRPG Aug 11th, 2007 08:56 PM

Man, I missed out on these sweet banner signatures.
BUT GW's IS OF SEXUAL NATURE AND OFFENDS ME GREATLY.

Guitar Woman Aug 11th, 2007 08:57 PM

Chojin locked the porn thread. Now where the hell am I gonna post this?
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5...3146763kk3.jpg

MarioRPG Aug 11th, 2007 09:01 PM

Also, where is Esu, I thought for sure he would have made a .gif out of homer flipping the bird in the simpsons movie.
I wanted to steal it for my own avatar but he hasn't done it.

EDIT: oh man:

Guitar Woman Aug 11th, 2007 09:09 PM

Haha, for a minute there I thought he got rid of every thread in that forum but the ones I made

TO HUMILIATE ME

Chojin Aug 11th, 2007 09:31 PM

guitar woman you are like || this close to getting your edit button taken away again.

Also mariorpg I have no idea what you're talking about!

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 09:34 PM

Good Riddance to bad rubbish (except my GADZOOKS' MOCK WARS POWER RANKING those should of been saved for ages but w/e)

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 500232)
I like how the one time I don't insult zeldasbiggestfan he uses it as a vain attempted to ridicule me. NEVER 4GET


My pictures are on the internet. Willie has a CD with my face on it. But I'm not going to link to my Myspace for a couple of latch key kids both with mental deficiencies. Also when the day comes and I have to go down to Zelda's hometown and kill him I don't want him to have a running start*.

*this is a joke, I could probably crabwalk and catch up to him

We all know your a full member of the chub club so just post a picture and we'll be quiet KAY?

If you come within a 20 mile radius of me Id surely feel the quakes. And if you somehow managed to get to me Id gouge your goddamn eyes out, that is if they aren't covered with pudge.

MarioRPG Aug 11th, 2007 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 500275)
Also mariorpg I have no idea what you're talking about!

No, I was just messing around in photoshop, sorry for the scares guys.

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 500278)
We all know your a full member of the chub club so just post a picture and we'll be quiet KAY?

If you come within a 20 mile radius of me Id surely feel the quakes. And if you somehow managed to get to me Id gouge your goddamn eyes out, that is if they aren't covered with pudge.

Believe me I would gouge my own "goddamn" eyes out if i saw you in person. If I didn't turn into stone first.

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 500273)
Also, where is Esu, I thought for sure he would have made a .gif out of homer flipping the bird in the simpsons movie.
I wanted to steal it for my own avatar but he hasn't done it.

I haven't even seen that trash yet so go ahead!

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 10:41 PM

You look happy Schimid



:gigh What now?

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 11th, 2007 11:16 PM

Thats pretty cool! I wish I could be as cool as you!

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2007 11:27 PM

Maybe you should try harder not being a doofus?

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 12th, 2007 12:17 AM

Can you teach me plz, I could use the help.

noob3 Aug 12th, 2007 01:04 AM

you could usethe help the shut the fuck up and quit posting here

Guitar Woman Aug 12th, 2007 01:25 AM

meowmixcity: hey if you give a good amount of money to the theremin fund, I'll make you cool chainmaille.
meowmixcity: srsly
meowmixcity: fine don't talk to me. I thought you wanted to be a cool kid
Microwaved Grape: what
Microwaved Grape: sorry, I was not here
Microwaved Grape: it's not like I am BLOWING YOU OFF ok
Microwaved Grape: hello?
Microwaved Grape: :(

come on ;_;

Guitar Woman Aug 12th, 2007 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 500273)
Also, where is Esu, I thought for sure he would have made a .gif out of homer flipping the bird in the simpsons movie.
I wanted to steal it for my own avatar but he hasn't done it.


You can resize it yourself, jerk

arg_zombies Aug 12th, 2007 08:43 AM

Since when did this have so many pages XO


MarioRPG Aug 12th, 2007 09:53 AM

Heheheh, awesome. And made all the sweeter that I had little to nothing to do with it.

Chojin Aug 12th, 2007 01:49 PM

So anyway sevenforce you didn't answer my question! I asked how lenor was doing and I got no response!

I mean, one week you're talking about how you want to use her boobs as pillows, and the next she's TOTALLY OFF YOUR MYSPACE 8 what gives homie?

Seven Force Aug 12th, 2007 04:28 PM

I did answer earlier, I said I had no idea. But I hit her up on myspace and she's doing pretty good. I'm still plannin on using her boobs as pillows but its gonna take a pill and quick timing on my part

Seven Force Aug 12th, 2007 04:30 PM

also im kidding cause in case that does happen i dont want to be implicated in anything

noob3 Aug 12th, 2007 05:37 PM

that's not very nice to say about a somone nice like lenor

MarioRPG Aug 12th, 2007 07:27 PM

Sorry we all can't be happy-go-lucky, love-everyone, flower-power love hippies like you noob3.

Rongi Aug 12th, 2007 07:41 PM

lenor sucks

i dont care how funny or ironic it is to like her.

arg_zombies Aug 12th, 2007 08:45 PM

I hope you guys never find out that I have myspace

kahljorn Aug 12th, 2007 10:04 PM

I hope no one ever cares

METEREORS

kahljorn Aug 12th, 2007 10:31 PM

anybody else watching mETEROEOer showers tonight?

MLE Aug 12th, 2007 10:37 PM

i think it's cloudy where i am

Guitar Woman Aug 12th, 2007 10:39 PM

I've gone without sleep for the last 3 days. If I watch the meteor shower, I will die

MLE Aug 12th, 2007 10:48 PM

i hear it's supposed to be really pretty

kahljorn Aug 12th, 2007 10:54 PM

hopefully... we're going to a midnight picnic in the mountains to watch it ;o

Esuohlim Aug 12th, 2007 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 500378)
I hope no one ever cares


:lol
..

kahljorn Aug 13th, 2007 05:02 PM

watching meteor showers and picinicing was pretty fun but now my left ear is all wonky.

Chojin Aug 13th, 2007 05:55 PM

I really like how whenever I tell Nero to copy a CD illegally, it says 'The CD is copyrighted' and then does it anyway.

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2007 07:16 PM

So I just got to a bunch of secret forums. BUT SHHHH

arg_zombies Aug 13th, 2007 07:20 PM

I just stepped on my stapler :(

Cfr5 Aug 13th, 2007 07:47 PM

onoes, the secret's out? NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Whatever.

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2007 07:59 PM

How come you guys do nothing in those forums but smash your heads on your keyboards and then post it? And how come you dedicated like 5 different forums for that? Couldn't you just have a generic INTERNET MAKE ANGRY, MODERATOR SMASH! forum?

YOU FAGS ARE MAKING NO SENSE AT ALL.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2007 08:16 PM

When will the world die?

Cfr5 Aug 13th, 2007 08:36 PM

Maybe it's just the super secret way to get more post counts.

Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2007 08:37 PM

Maybe April 13, 2029 :eek

kahljorn Aug 13th, 2007 08:42 PM

if im not dead that will be interesting to see ;o

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2007 09:39 PM

Spooky!

arg_zombies Aug 13th, 2007 10:13 PM

lol Chodas

Misdemonar Aug 14th, 2007 12:13 AM

sup guys

Noodles Aug 14th, 2007 03:09 AM

YAAA NIGGA

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2007 03:23 AM

NOODLES >:

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2007 11:06 PM

I got some lottery tickets tonight

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 12:04 AM

Did you also take the remaining money in your wallet and flush it down the toilet?

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 12:45 AM

I had no other money in my wallet. :tear

I'll get the last laugh when I'm raking in the millions. Let's go 10 13 18 27 33 40 :eek

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 12:47 AM

Do any of you guys use DS emulators? Because I can't see them working very well.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 12:52 AM

It's like Nintendo is making their hardware these days just to circumvent the whole emulation thing and I've had it up to HERE with it and furthermore

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 12:59 AM

PLEASE BEFORE ENTERING MY ROM SITE VOTE FOR ME THREE TIMES ON A SITE THAT NOBODY EVER SERIOUSLY LOOKS AT AND HAS A LOT OF PORN ADVERTISEMENTS

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 01:03 AM

ALSO I HAVE PROGRAMED SHITTY ANIME MUSIC INTO MY WEBSITE I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THAT

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 01:22 AM

Why don't you go out and just buy the games, you criminal

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 01:23 AM

Because I, like you, have no money.

Also, this is technically legal, since I do have a copy of Metroid Fusion. SOMEWHERE.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 01:25 AM

Hey me too! Well I used to. I sold it a few months ago because it's easier to just download it for free off the internet lol

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 01:27 AM

The only reliable site I've found recently that doesn't hit you in the dick with a barrage of popups is http://www.dgemu.com but they have some sort of gay points system where posting on message boards will give you more points to download more roms. And since you love posting on a million message boards you should give it a shot.

I used it to download Pokemon Silver because the cartridge's internal batteries run out and I'm a fag.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 01:30 AM

Also apparently they've never heard of the concept of alphabetical order so I always have a blast looking through lists upon lists, really >:

Well, at least they have it sorted by first letter. They got that part right at least :(

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 01:34 AM

I tried DGemu but I didn't feel like becoming a member.

The internal clock on my Pokemon Emerald rom doesn't work. :(

Also, I had to get 4chan to tell me how to use the emulator properly, and I had to search for foot porn for them in return. The emulator SHOULD play the rom if I just tell it to open the .zip file like every other emulator, but I guess the GBA thinks it is special!

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 01:39 AM

You should send me the Metroid Fusion rom over AIM so I won't have to join DGemu, ok

Seven Force Aug 15th, 2007 01:53 AM

you should do your own FOOTWORK am i right folks :lol

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 01:59 AM

Ok Esuohlim you are FORCING me to join this forum dickhead I hope you are proud of yourself

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 02:07 AM

The first thread on the General Discussion forum is "What is your favorite color?"

It has 24 pages.

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 02:14 AM

Quote:

Homework is one of the most pointless wastes of time in the world. the only people who end up doing homework are average people, who don't want to be idiots. The idiots don't get it or don't pay attention, so its like learning new stuff at home. The smart kids don't do it cause its a waste of time since its the same thing they did in class that day.

Homework is more of a burden than any kid needs. "oh it'll prepare you for life" BS!!! how many people do you know that have jobs where they have to report to six or seven bosses each asking for a different kind of work? most jobs you'll have won't even require you to do work outside the office, much less six or seven different kinds of work. The only "Homework" i find nessecerry would be reading, so that a book can be discussed in class. Other than that, the only thing homework does is drag down an otherwise perfect GPA and hinder those who are truely brilliant from getting into good colleges.

so, who's with me?
It is your fault I am here, Milhouse Jerkwards.

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2007 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 500732)
Because I, like you, have no money.

Oh! Here's an idea! How bout getting a job? :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 02:39 AM

They bleep out all the swear words, too. THIS FORUM IS A WINNER.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 02:47 AM

Quote:

Homework is one of the most pointless wastes of time in the world. the only people who end up doing homework are average people, who don't want to be idiots. The idiots don't get it or don't pay attention, so its like learning new stuff at home. The smart kids don't do it cause its a waste of time since its the same thing they did in class that day.

Homework is more of a burden than any kid needs. "oh it'll prepare you for life" BS!!! how many people do you know that have jobs where they have to report to six or seven bosses each asking for a different kind of work? most jobs you'll have won't even require you to do work outside the office, much less six or seven different kinds of work. The only "Homework" i find nessecerry would be reading, so that a book can be discussed in class. Other than that, the only thing homework does is drag down an otherwise perfect GPA and hinder those who are truely brilliant from getting into good colleges.

so, who's with me?
This sounds like fodder for a Johnathan Clement youtube video.

MLE Aug 15th, 2007 02:49 AM

"BS!!!"

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 500755)
This sounds like fodder for a Johnathan Clement youtube video.

That's totally what I was thinking.

This is probably the most retarded forum I've ever been on. In the Multiconsole Gaming section there is a guy who does nothing but post threads about animals and prostituion and other issues that have nothing to do with games, with very bad grammar.

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 02:57 AM

http://www.dgemu.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=312023
faceplam.jpg


Someone wake Chojin up so he can post on this forum with me.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 03:14 AM

See, I did you a favor!

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 03:20 AM

Thanks to posting in this guy's threads, I have enough points to get Metroid Fusion. Pee pee pants, here I come!

Noodles Aug 15th, 2007 03:48 AM

Ya gotta work for ya roms boy!

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 03:50 AM

NOODLES I SWEAR TO GOD >:

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 03:51 AM

I got Megaman Zero, too.

It's not hard enough.

Quote:

what is the difference of good and bad. i come to think of it because i wonder why most of the people go to darkness if they don't want others to see what bad things they are doing. hehe! figures of speech
:lol

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2007 04:41 AM

I wanna read those forums.

But I can't come up with any good log in name

Help D:

arg_zombies Aug 15th, 2007 04:46 AM

I've always thought the purpose of homework was to improve individual work, whilst ina classroom you can just copy

I'm going to Currys to get my iPod a battery pack, anyone want anything?

Guitar Woman Aug 15th, 2007 05:11 AM

Pick me up some more Download Points for this fucking site, because I want to play Aria of Sorrow

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2007 05:34 AM

Get me some potato chips >:

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2007 05:52 AM

Quote:

There are two squads each of the the world's finest and most elite soldiers: The US SEALS and the British SAS. All four squads comprise of the hand-picked best of the best from each unit. Both are locked in an intense battle of...paintball!

Each side is given identical models of top-of-the-line paintball guns for each respective role, such as snipers, MGs, (I'm sure you could make an MG PB gun ) shotguns (same as MG lol) and your basic assault burst PB gun. All roles in all squads are in the same proportions between both sides. All other non-lethal equipment (so no knives) are allowed such as radios, binoculars, and night vision goggles (yes, this may take days) but both sides are given the same model for each piece of equipment. No tanks, or airstrikes, or naval bombardments

Both sides with their two squads start out on opposite ends of a 50 Hectare forest with tons of trees and rocks. First side to fully get all of the other side wins.

Who do you think would win?

Remember, these are some of the best soldiers in the world. They'll have amazing communication at all times and are trained with some of the best tactical manoeuvers ever. Don't count on one side setting up their snipers and just waiting around.

Yet, a thread about fish tanks gets more attention lol
:lol:lol

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2007 05:59 AM

That forum is god damn awful

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2007 06:44 AM

"If you could have an animal ability, what would it be?" by LegendaryShadowMaster.

"What do you think of smokers?" by Narugo

"Anyone ever get worried about the future of the world?" by monarchistknight

It's like they were all scraped from the bottom of the generic barrel. I won't do them the justice of trolling.

RaNkeri Aug 15th, 2007 08:04 AM

Not to forget:

"Could you kill a person?" by HaroProBMXRider

"wat is cooler hail or snow?" by camula1

"What do you do before an Exam" by Dude2.2

And my favorite so far:

"Pokemon Associated with Satan?" by kami of death


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