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Tadao Jan 8th, 2008 11:42 PM

I'm single again. Hello hand!

Esuohlim Jan 8th, 2008 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 23_ (Post 521672)
I'm playing iSketch in the SAgoons room right now.

lol

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2008 12:02 AM

DID YOU ASK THEM IF THEY HAVE STAIRS?!?!

23_ Jan 9th, 2008 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 521706)
Quote:

Originally Posted by 23_ (Post 521672)
I'm playing iSketch in the SAgoons room right now.

lol

There were words like tentacle, penis pump, nazi, manbabies...

Emu Jan 9th, 2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 521430)
hey gus! If you have opencanvas, we can draw together

what is the IP and when do you do this

Sethomas Jan 9th, 2008 04:01 AM

Sarcastro just posted in the top forum.

HOLY SHIT

MLE Jan 9th, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 521744)
what is the IP and when do you do this

I'll start a thread when I fully remember how to use it and make a little "how-to" to start the thread.

arg_zombies Jan 9th, 2008 09:00 AM

I used to have something called flysketch

I only bring this up because it sounds similar to isketch

bigtimecow Jan 9th, 2008 12:49 PM

HEY!!!

everyone come check out my project in the art shit thread!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698683

Moobs Jan 9th, 2008 12:51 PM

[/lur]vely

bigtimecow Jan 9th, 2008 01:01 PM

i fixed it >:

Uncle_Sham Jan 9th, 2008 01:54 PM

Holy Shit!
 
What the hell happened to the forums?!?! I leave for a week and this happens? Bullshit. When and why?

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 01:59 PM

The mods have been alerted to your use of DILBERT PORN. Stay calm & take your ban like a man. :)

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 03:34 PM

Congrats Rog! Looks like your site change is a success. The forums get a few new people everyday, and your article discussion areas are booming.

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle_Sham (Post 521844)
What the hell happened to the forums?!?! I leave for a week and this happens? Bullshit. When and why?

BANNED :lol

MarioRPG Jan 9th, 2008 04:43 PM

You're one to talk, you are on thin ice, pal.

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 04:54 PM

I like that merely the claim of someone having Dilbert Porn is enough to get them banned.

Several people have commented to me that it's like the hunt for WMDs.

Several people could stand to IM me less times in a day.

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 521890)
You're one to talk, you are on thin ice, pal.

Oh god don't report me! :(

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 05:40 PM

Zapatista's posts better come in here as a compendium of dead thread bumping stupidity rather than just get deleted. :(

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 06:02 PM

Wait, Zapatista's still posting here?

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 06:10 PM


Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 06:14 PM

oh fuck, I've been summoned :<

http://forums.thepriceislol.com/showthread.php?t=28668

arg_zombies Jan 9th, 2008 06:22 PM

They're keeping tabs on you :hypno

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 06:24 PM

Quote:

vBulletin Message
You have been banned for the following reason:

Boy I bet you're REALLY gonna have butthurt over this one.
Date the ban will be lifted: 01-16-2008, 03:00 PM

what did I do ;<

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 521925)


Can you point me to a good thread in there that is worth reading before I make a judgement call on that forum?

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 06:26 PM

:lol

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 06:32 PM

I take that as a no :(
It would be cool to find another fun forum.

ItalianStereotype Jan 9th, 2008 06:34 PM

it kinda looks to me like they're too busy jacking off about HOW AWESOME GREEN DAY IS to care much about you. omg guys like green day is liek soo hawt.

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 06:34 PM

I have no idea why I keep looking for other places to post on, I-Mock's by far the best.

Even after the redesign.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 06:46 PM

Because if we post to much, we get hated.

Dr. Boogie Jan 9th, 2008 06:56 PM

Ha, that's funny. One more...

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 07:45 PM

oh man these guys are srs there gonna give us teh beatdown

watch out guys

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 08:07 PM

When I log on tomorrow, this sort of thing will not be here. I'm torn between my OCD need to read every post & my helpful apathy for stupid shit board attacks.

Sethomas Jan 9th, 2008 08:08 PM

Hey, I think you can be banned for that!

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 08:08 PM

Lemonparty and Furry porn?

I've never seen this kind of thing before! It's so shocking!

23_ Jan 9th, 2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 522010)
Lemonparty and Furry porn?

I've never seen this kind of thing before! It's so shocking!

Almost as shocking as using Adblock.

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 08:12 PM

I have a handy button that switches off images. Oh no, GW's friends are foiled! :tear

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 08:12 PM

curses!

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 521946)
Ha, that's funny. One more...

This is an example of Crazy Doctor Boogie talking to ghosts.

Spooky! :eek

Chojin Jan 9th, 2008 08:55 PM

These attacks are INSIDIOUS!

It takes me probably around 5 clicks to IP ban them and 'delete all posts by...' :tear

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 08:58 PM

It's a good thing they were almost exclusively bumping hilarious old threads, otherwise that would have been really lame!

Chojin Jan 9th, 2008 08:58 PM

No, it was still pretty lame.

DEAD CATS WACKY INTERNET HUMOR PWNED

Neen Jan 9th, 2008 09:01 PM

Some kind of invasion goin' on I take it?

Seems futile...

Chojin Jan 9th, 2008 09:03 PM

They're from 'the price is lol'.

Which is like 4chan's /b/, and not different enough to matter.

23_ Jan 9th, 2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 522191)
They're from 'the price is lol'.

Which is like 4chan's /b/, and not different enough to matter.

That site has its own /b/, because they think they're so hardcore. :rolleyes:

Chojin Jan 9th, 2008 09:10 PM

If I could understand why nerds think 'random' humor is funny, I would know everything there is to know about people :<

Neen Jan 9th, 2008 09:13 PM

Random humor isn't bad... in small doses.

Seems like these kind of people live on it. How sad.

MattJack Jan 9th, 2008 09:31 PM

What program do yall use to upload your own mp3s/ringtones onto yer cellies? I don't know which one I should download :(

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2008 09:33 PM

Windows Explorer

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 09:33 PM

I went away for 15 minute and it was all taken care of. I guess they did me a favor because I met a cute neighbor. So yeah, they can't fight with word apparently. Those are some pretty weak trolls. Not even trolls really, more like... I guess I have to make up a word for them. How about chanpatch kids.

MattJack Jan 9th, 2008 09:38 PM

THANKS

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2008 09:56 PM

There is a significant amount of explosive in the trash receptacle next to you. Try to run, and it goes up now. Do I have your attention?

Neen Jan 9th, 2008 10:00 PM

But I don't use a trash receptacle.

I use the floor.

But, yes, you have my attention

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2008 10:05 PM

As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.

Chojin Jan 9th, 2008 10:26 PM

check out our newest thread backup!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698697

Guitar Woman Jan 9th, 2008 10:32 PM

meh.

Neen Jan 9th, 2008 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 522229)
As I was going to St IvesI met a man with seven wives Seven wives with seven sacksSeven sacks with seven catsSeven cats with seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wivesHow many were going to St Ives?My number is 555 followed by the answer.

:confused: how could.... you be the number?

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2008 10:47 PM

I wasn't aware that "you'' was a quantity.

Sam Jan 9th, 2008 11:10 PM

THE ANSWER IS 555-0001 MCLAINE YOU FUCKING RETARD

Misdemonar Jan 9th, 2008 11:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fathom Zero Jan 9th, 2008 11:31 PM

You pour water to the top in the five gallon jug.

Empty three gallons into the three gallon jug.

Empty the three gallon jug out completely in the fountain.

Pour the two remaining gallons in the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug.

Refill the five gallon jug into the top.

Empty one gallon from the five gallon jug into the three gallon jug to top it off.

Voila, four exact gallons.

Neen Jan 9th, 2008 11:48 PM

Let it blow up. I don't fucking care.

....assholes

Sam Jan 10th, 2008 12:11 AM

DON'T SPILL IT GODDAMNIT

ble_84 Jan 10th, 2008 12:22 AM

Hey guys..
 
I'm afraid I might come accross as an asshole in my posts, but that's just my sense of humor. it doesn't cross over into typing very well. so please forgive me. try to remember i'm just kidding.

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2008 12:26 AM

GOOD TO KNOW :justkidding

executioneer Jan 10th, 2008 12:41 AM

dude you know you can be an asshole here as long as it's entertaining and/or not irritating

how the hell do you think i got so many posts

Tadao Jan 10th, 2008 02:02 AM

It's a way of life!

executioneer Jan 10th, 2008 02:10 AM

if you gotta load or unload, go to the white zone

Tadao Jan 10th, 2008 03:00 AM

Heh, I didn't even realize what I said. I guess it ingrained into my DNA makeup now.

arg_zombies Jan 10th, 2008 08:29 AM

Argh I'm still ill! :x
Here is another haiku:

I am still ill, yeah,
And it really gets me down
That could be a song


Oh, and, anyone here play bass and like, knows how to tune to drop b, because it kind of loses the sound when i try it :/

MetalMilitia Jan 10th, 2008 08:32 AM

You probably need some specialized stings with a really high gauge or something. I know they make guitar strings specifically for drop-tuning.

Asila Jan 10th, 2008 12:18 PM

Okay seriously, I'm about 20 pages behind, but I'm still replying to the relevant topic... that was 20 pages ago. It's the internet equivalent of still wearing leg warmers or some shit.
I haven't started reading the newest (Terry Pratchett) book because I am really irritated that there's another Moist story already. Besides the picture book we haven't seen Rincewind in years, and I'm sorry but did Granny die and someone forgot to tell me?
(And...not that anyone cares but oh well haha...I should be getting my computer back from the shop some time next week, so I can stop using the library's computer once a week. I'll still irrelevant, but at least I'll be up-to-date.)

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2008 12:51 PM

Concerning Von Lipwig; I feel that the second story's premise being a joke from his last one is sort of lazy.

I agree that we need to see a return of Rincewind, so that he can finally die & finds out it wasn't worth all the time he was scared of it.

As far as I know Esme Weatherwax isn't dead, but maybe she should be, well done Asila, that is a great Idea! :)

Oh and good luck with your computer. ;)

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2008 01:44 PM

I just saw a commercial for the new movie "Jumper" that also has a full-fledged HP commercial with Serena Williams right in the middle of it.

I was like "!"

executioneer Jan 10th, 2008 02:48 PM

i'm bumping this thread because i just delivered a package to a dude by the name of Butch Slaughter.

Cfr5 Jan 10th, 2008 03:14 PM

For a class project my roommate and I did, we put a security guard in our database named Punch Facer.

Zomboid Jan 10th, 2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 522445)
i'm bumping this thread because i just delivered a package to a dude by the name of Butch Slaughter.

You are a deliveryman? Are you Doug Heffernan? :O

Sam Jan 10th, 2008 03:19 PM

Willie are you rocking the "half-stache" or the "upperlip surprise"?

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 10th, 2008 03:28 PM

Jean Luc Prickhard

MarioRPG Jan 10th, 2008 03:48 PM

There is too many new posters and too much activity, I feel lost :(

MarioRPG Jan 10th, 2008 03:53 PM

Tom "Swift Fingers" Macintosh

executioneer Jan 10th, 2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 522427)
I just saw a commercial for the new movie "Jumper" that also has a full-fledged HP commercial with Serena Williams right in the middle of it.

I was like "!"

i saw that commercial and i was like :x :x :x

Seven Force Jan 10th, 2008 04:04 PM

I can't wait to see Speed Racer, the live action movie

Sebra Jan 10th, 2008 04:05 PM

terry bogard

ray combs

Seven Force Jan 10th, 2008 04:05 PM

who else is planning on seeing that

Zomboid Jan 10th, 2008 04:08 PM

Les Deville

HE IS A MAN'S MAN!!!

Seven Force Jan 10th, 2008 04:10 PM

John Ben

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 10th, 2008 04:28 PM

Harrison Cuntpunch
Dick McGrabber
Dirk McAssrape

Zomboid Jan 10th, 2008 04:57 PM

Cosmo can you take anything seriously? :rolleyes

King Hadas Jan 10th, 2008 05:03 PM

Leroy Brown

Sacks Jan 10th, 2008 05:04 PM

Hank Dukakis

arg_zombies Jan 10th, 2008 06:28 PM

guys I got AIM for the first time, so I could use ichat and it's totally scary :|

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2008 06:37 PM

BANG BANG BANG! ZOMBIE-RIDDANCE GUN!

arg_zombies Jan 10th, 2008 07:32 PM

>.< your technology is not fair on me

executioneer Jan 10th, 2008 07:36 PM

wth is ichat

arg_zombies Jan 10th, 2008 07:37 PM

it's the little messenger that comes with mac, and i've never bothered to use before
It's just an excuse to put all the flashy things like video chat and screen share :/

Not You Jan 10th, 2008 07:55 PM

Ray "Boom Boom" Watson.

arg_zombies Jan 10th, 2008 07:59 PM

Steven Clench

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2008 08:11 PM

Sometimes I forget that things in my head can be on the internet too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froOhQ6Vb8

I like that he is so happy that he says BANG each time. Everyone should be that happy when they fire a gun.

Pentegarn Jan 10th, 2008 10:06 PM

Max Power


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