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MarioRPG Jan 15th, 2008 03:44 PM

Pub, one of your alter egos did!

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2008 04:53 PM

Alba tells us her ass has got bigger and doesn't follow it up pictures?!

As a creepy internet troll, I am shocked and offended. >:

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 05:07 PM

Sounds like a cry for attention.

Spetsnaz Jan 15th, 2008 05:21 PM

What does she do thats attention worthy?

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 05:27 PM

I keep asking myself the same thing about your posts.

Spetsnaz Jan 15th, 2008 05:37 PM

Oh. Thats easy. Nothing.

I'm just here to take up space basically and make you question if life is worth living.


In your case, its a no.

Esuohlim Jan 15th, 2008 05:40 PM

All right guys take it to the chat room thread :lol

Esuohlim Jan 15th, 2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 523938)
Alba tells us her ass has got bigger and doesn't follow it up pictures?!

As a creepy internet troll, I am shocked and offended. >:

I'm a breast man myself :(

One day, like Ray Smuckles, you'll make the change too :x

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 05:42 PM

You've been running around trying to start little fires for the last few days, and given the chance to get a good one going that was all you could do?

I guess your better off watching in the show from the back row.

Guitar Woman Jan 15th, 2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 523950)
I keep asking myself the same thing about your posts.

That's where the ignore list comes in! :D

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 05:43 PM

I'm done.

Guitar Woman Jan 15th, 2008 05:45 PM

page 420 made me lol

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 06:47 PM

I can't tell if the people posting funny/hate stuff are trying to find a fight or if the actually think they are funny. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, cause I automatically think "Oh, this person wants to engage in fisticuffs!".

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 06:56 PM

I've been thinking it over and I think my attacks don't leave room for fun.

arg_zombies Jan 15th, 2008 07:04 PM

I've missed too many pages again, and my understanding of the current affairs of this thread must be rebuilt :tear

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2008 07:15 PM

ARG, I demand that you make a comment on every post in this thread.

Ever, or just the ones you missed, I don't mind.

Zombies! :lol

Sam Jan 15th, 2008 07:55 PM

PUB

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2008 08:04 PM

SAM

<--Line Break-->

Has anyone here ever tried to help thunderduckgrl1 with her math?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 523945)
Hey guys, someone set off the female alarm!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 524005)
I-Mockery once upon a time was largely, if not by majority, female. Now, yes, there is a female alarm. It's just like the laser-guided robot machine gun alarm systems in the movie (book too, maybe? I forget) Congo. Except the robot machine guns are penises, and they shoot something worse than bullets.


Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 08:23 PM

That's rad Pub, it would be fun to see a log of all the people who talked to her. She's been doing it for years? Hmm...

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2008 08:28 PM

The people at that forum made the mistake of trying to help. I merely said I din't know how to help.

She drove Seth mad! :eek

Tadao Jan 15th, 2008 08:30 PM

Has she really been bugging people for more than a year though? If so..... wow!

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10487109
News[/url]"]Police yesterday warned of the dangers of forming relationships on the internet after another man was charged with the rape and sexual violation of two women he met on separate occasions through a New Zealand dating website.

Why didn't they warn about meeting people in bars last week when that other person was raped after going to a bar? Why does the internet need to get the special warning. >:

Creeps are everywhere. :(

Pub Lover Jan 15th, 2008 08:59 PM

I was all "Remember to hit preview" when I started typing, but by the end I was just thinking "CREEPS! >:" so I screwed up & pushed post. :(

Sacks Jan 15th, 2008 09:06 PM

Paul Kersey.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 12:27 AM

Ninja weapon was really funny, but I'm in the middle of reading Titty Artist and that is just flat out fucking hilarious.

arg_zombies Jan 16th, 2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 524007)
ARG, I demand that you make a comment on every post in this thread.

Ever, or just the ones you missed, I don't mind.

Zombies! :lol


I try :tear
OH GOD I TRY!

arg_zombies Jan 16th, 2008 12:17 PM

haha i am a new page, therefore exempt from whatever i was just meant to do..

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 12:37 PM

Not until someone posts the Page Brak image. >:

MarioRPG Jan 16th, 2008 03:00 PM

I remember when it was mandatory to start new pages with pictures :(

Spetsnaz Jan 16th, 2008 03:24 PM

So I was at Toys R Us today... You know....20 years old.. Looking at raped childhood nostalgia...

When I came upon this :



Now with KUNG FU Grip!

Grislygus Jan 16th, 2008 03:24 PM

I was searching google for Frank Burns and I found this





It's funny. Trust me.

Grislygus Jan 16th, 2008 03:25 PM

Oh wait, you were talking about G I Joe. Continue.

Spetsnaz Jan 16th, 2008 03:27 PM

Charles Bronson.

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 03:38 PM

So the other day I made a comment that using a mouse to draw instead of a graphic tablet was like using crayons to write a letter. When I sat down to make my lack of effort for the week's art shit theme I thought it would be a great idea to do it in crayon.

This post is my attempt to psych myself up to posting shitty things to the internet level. Some people may be surprised to find that isn't my natural plateau.

This is about a third of the way to an article for Esuohlim.

arg_zombies Jan 16th, 2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 524214)
I was searching google for Frank Burns and I found this





It's funny. Trust me.

Who x McCarthy? :lol

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 03:54 PM

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO FRANK BURNS WAS?! :eek

This is what I drew for 'Robot':

Spetsnaz Jan 16th, 2008 03:57 PM

This is....bizarre... *NSFW*
 
Actually it might be best if I edited this shit altogether >:

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 04:00 PM

Chat room thread. :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 04:23 PM

Hey guys, my pervert alarm went off.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 04:24 PM

Oh... not funny Pub. I was sleeping. I thought you needed help or something.

Esuohlim Jan 16th, 2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spetsnaz (Post 524244)
I did not know where else to post this, but its just entirely fucked up...

The only response I could think of for this was Willie's "post it from the bottom of a lake"

MarioRPG Jan 16th, 2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spetsnaz (Post 524244)
NOT WORK SAFE crazy ass link NOT WORK SAFE

How did you friggin think to look that up? You didn't just copy/paste from one of those adbots did you?

Esuohlim Jan 16th, 2008 04:43 PM

I think reporting the post after editing it wasn't what I was supposed to do but SOMETIMES CLEAR THOUGHTS CAN'T COME TO MIND IN DIRE SITUATIONS

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 05:24 PM

I think I started addressing this issue yesterday. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by News
Police are investigating the rape of a woman under a Hamilton bridge in the early hours of this morning.
The attack took place between 2am and 4am.
Hamilton police say the 20-year-old victim and a friend had earlier met two men at a bar in the city. The woman was attacked on a steep bank under the Bridge St bridge, while one of the men was walking her home.
The woman was beaten before being raped.

Why haven't the "Police warned of the dangers of meeting people in bars"? Why do I only get warnings about rapists from the internet? Oh noes teh chooobs did dun rapes me!
Lesson: Raping people you meet in a bar is not as bad as raping someone from the internet.

YOU ALL BETTER WATCH OUT I MIGHT JUST START RAPING YOU! >:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 524261)
Oh... not funny Pub. I was sleeping. I thought you needed help or something.

Now that I know you're a vet, your Internet Pervert theme is suddenly much funnier! :eek

Sacks Jan 16th, 2008 05:48 PM

SPETSNAZ IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

Spetsnaz Jan 16th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 524270)
How did you friggin think to look that up? You didn't just copy/paste from one of those adbots did you?

A friend sent it to me over MSN, and I figured since some of you are at least as fucked up as I am, you wouldn't mind viewing it.

Guess I was wrong on that one.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 06:46 PM

Haha, he thinks he's fucked up. How cute.

Spetsnaz Jan 16th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 524319)
Haha, he thinks he's fucked up. How cute.


Zomboid Jan 16th, 2008 06:54 PM

JUST HORRIBLE

Sethomas Jan 16th, 2008 06:54 PM

spetsnaz do u have the internet

Asila Jan 16th, 2008 07:51 PM

Mmmmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, that's the smell of a fresh, working laptop. Mmm, plastic.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 524354)
Mmmmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, that's the smell of a fresh, working laptop. Mmm, plastic.

Cool, I hope you post some of your writing.

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 08:38 PM

Tadao, you're gonna have to highlight that cock, all I see is a plough. :(

Old Board Fun:
Jixby:"The reason I have a banana in my ear is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Glowbelly: "The reason I have a monkey in my head is because I'm trying to lure the bananas outside."
Broverg:"The reason I have a banana in my ass is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Chimp:"The reason there's a banana in my ass is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! >:


Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 08:54 PM

" Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him."

You know I'm really a noob right? I am a girl who "was" posing as a boy though.

Besides, who could act so new to the boards? :confused

:squigly:hypno:squigly:love

Anyways... Maybe there is as penis there and maybe there isn't. I might just be seeing pennisiesesi

Guitar Woman Jan 16th, 2008 09:08 PM

I decided a few days ago to never trust anything Tadao says again

Guitar Woman Jan 16th, 2008 09:09 PM

Also, Yahtzee enjoyed Crysis today!


Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 524384)
I decided a few days ago to never trust anything Tadao says again

Hey! Why did you create me just to put me down :(

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 09:25 PM

Tadao, if you're now a girl then your avatar is suddenly gay.

Usually I am very good at spotting penises. ;(

Old Boards:

Winston 'Seth' Smith:"That's why I think I'm going to kick you in the penis until it bleeds really bad, and you'll say 'I wish I had a vagina because it wouldn't hurt nearly this bad if I were kicked in the vagina instead of the penis."

Chojin should start going through all the different Asian Man avatars he had.

Asila Jan 16th, 2008 09:29 PM

It's like a mystery except instead of wanting to solve it, my head just hurts really badly

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 09:32 PM

^Funny how this charater showed up and the same time as me....

And bunnies are for girls.... or homo's so yeah! Take that!

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 09:47 PM

Bunnies are fundamentally masculine. >:

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 09:49 PM

Ugh, now I can't look at my "My Melody" collection.

Pub Lover Jan 16th, 2008 09:52 PM

Might as well be dancing penises. :(

Asila Jan 16th, 2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

^Funny how this charater showed up and the same time as me....
Hey now, don't drag me...
Wait, no...no, I'm actually fine with that.

Quote:

Might as well be dancing penises. :(
That would be awesome.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 10:54 PM

I don't like the book we wrote :( I like our story, just not the way we tell it.

Asila Jan 16th, 2008 11:25 PM

Which seems like such an excellent time to start pretending that I'm really you.

Tadao Jan 16th, 2008 11:27 PM

Hey, I'm just being honest with myself.
Ba dump Tshhhhhhh

Asila Jan 16th, 2008 11:44 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much, you've been a great audience! We'll be here all week!

Neen Jan 17th, 2008 12:45 AM

I am profoundly.... uh... damn it's late:sleep

Asila Jan 17th, 2008 01:08 AM

It's snowing!
Okay, I know snow happens a lot, but it never ever snows here.

jared Jan 17th, 2008 01:27 AM

Red Herring
 
John and Nancy are a couple now. John breeds dogs for food. Nancy is a strong girl: Nancy can bench press a cow. Nancy has a dog. Alas, Nancy's dog has died. Nancy tells John he'd better bury that dog or else. Nancy's mother is so fat she can't even move. Nancy carries her to the tub three times each day. John can save some money and effort if he eats Nancy's dog. Nancy's visiting her great aunt at the Bolshevik museum. If John eats Nancy's dead dog, at what time will the train come in at Norfolk station?

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 01:38 AM

Blue!

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 01:47 AM

Snow is fun when you don't live in it constantly.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 01:53 AM

Sooooo have you ever created a good thread?

http://i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=68865

jared Jan 17th, 2008 02:15 AM

459 posts since Dec 21st. You talk too much.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 02:19 AM

Are we playing edit our posts?

executioneer Jan 17th, 2008 02:34 AM


jared Jan 17th, 2008 02:41 AM

Could the dwarf butler be number one? Or is he just a red herring?
You are number six.
I am not a number, I am a free man.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jared (Post 503643)
http://somegaysite

So sorry.
Last edited by jared : Nov 6th, 2007 at 09:09 AM. Reason: Shame

___

arg_zombies Jan 17th, 2008 12:50 PM

Sup guys, I'm all wet and cold because it was raining.
Fancy that.

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 12:58 PM

Has anyone else noticed that Mockery has become a spammer lately?

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 01:00 PM

This last post brought to you as part of the "Chojin: The Classics" selection, since Mockery deleted it in that other thread.

Which is totally something a spammer would do.


Spammer.

MLE Jan 17th, 2008 01:09 PM

But you see, it would have derailed that gem of a thread.

Mockery Jan 17th, 2008 01:37 PM

GIRLFRIEND BACKUP SYSTEM: ACTIVATE!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 01:46 PM

Ladies & Gentlemen, there is to be no fighting in the chat room!

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 01:56 PM

I would totally fuck Lori Loughlin if she were 20 years younger :(

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 01:58 PM

:x

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 02:14 PM

I remember thinking Charisma Carpenter was a young Lori Loughlin, but it seems they are pretty much the same age.

And it's totally those 20 years that are the only sticking point in your plan.

Zomboid Jan 17th, 2008 02:47 PM

I'd still fuck both aunt becky and cordelia.

Chojin Jan 17th, 2008 02:52 PM

Roger you might want to delete that post of yours, this thread is about chatting

Zomboid Jan 17th, 2008 02:59 PM

Speaking of which, check out part 2 of the stupid toys coverage!
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys2/

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 03:02 PM

Oh Internet, sometimes... Sometimes I don't know.

http://htfvidcaps.dyndns.org/soggo/

Are women chained to walls NSFW? They are not naked... but it's really not something I'd want to be seen looking at.

MarioRPG Jan 17th, 2008 03:05 PM

hahah, I wouldn't want to be seen watching that either.

Tadao Jan 17th, 2008 03:10 PM

nice collection

Cedar Jan 17th, 2008 03:48 PM

Punkster_Fx is a fucking wanker,
"MAKING THINGS UNCALCULATED IS THE BEST WAY TO MAKE MUSIC NO INTELLECTUALISM JUST EMOTION."
punk died when every faggot like him started yelling oi! oi! punks not dead

Sam Jan 17th, 2008 03:51 PM

Milhouse is a terrible moderator I told him about a RAPIST running about the message board and instead of dealing with it he picks on some music fag. >:

Zomboid Jan 17th, 2008 03:53 PM

PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 03:53 PM

I ALREADY HANDLED YOUR "PROBLEM"

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2008 03:53 PM

That music thread should not have been locked. Prog vs. Punk? A very culturally significant thread.

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 524632)
PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:

I just closed it I wasn't the one that sent it to Thread Backups :(


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